I fucking bought a WII along with all the major game titles and all it did was SCAM me of my good money. Worst investment I ever made because I ended up selling everything to get some of my money back.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl - SUCKED
Mario Kart WII - SUCKED
COD5 World At War - SUCKED
Just about every game I bought was NOT worth a single penny. I couldn't even fucking buy Killer Instinct and Mortal Kombat from their so called store. PATHETIC!
@thelegendaryhunter0 I sold my WII,I barely kept my NDS. Nintendo doesn't give a shit about their games anymore. The quality is downright bad. The game is no longer about skill anymore.
NOOBS > SKILL don't play the WII if you are a well skilled gamer like me,Mariokart is also nerfed down where ever the players in last place end up in first all the time.
Yes, and it's because of those original games that the rom hacks are fun and interesting. The original creators of those games would probably be happy that they have survived in this form and are exposed to new players via their legacy - which like anything else thats good, includes "satire"
I think this advert was addressing illegal Chinese knockoff games rather than the fully functional pirated games which only stop working if they have DRM.
@darkzerk7 well not all example earthbound fucks you up with 5 layers of anti piracy protection one of them increases the enemies and another freezes your game as soon as your about to fight gigyas and removes your saves and all of them
The funny thing is that pirated software perfoms much better, mainly because it removes drm... i find myself buying legit copies of games and then downloading a crack for them to work offline or simply to work.
if you play a pirated mario game, you will get major glitches, get attacked by a midget, fly, encounter a burning bowser, and fall into the background, only to get pummeled by the midget again?
Piracy is wrong but I think another form of stealing is hyping up a game and then just delivering crap. Making it 5 minutes long and anything else is dlc and cost extra. Try before you buy is what I say, support companys that arnt trying to cheat you out of your hard earned money. Let the rest die out in flames on torrent sites.
lol I remember those fabricated miths! They are much less believable nowadays. The pirated copy have a worse quality, the pirated DVD can harm your player, the pirated file is full of viruses. Sure, it may be true about 2% of the time. But most copies are simply identical to the original. It's all about a trustable sources, and there are plenty out there.
So in the pirated version there's better jumping, more realistic graphics, more realistic physics, a new enemy that looks like a baby and you can get to Bowser in around 20 secs? PIRACY IS AWESOME!!!
Original software performs better? Who they wanna feed with that? A lot of games I bought worked like crap, then i downloaded a pirated version of the same and no problems. Helpdesk support? In all cases - NONE! All I got was support like "...and is your monitor turned on? Yes? Really? Ummh, aaah, sorry, then we can`t help you". In some cases no response at all.....
@MundMoriginal since nintendo came along. This is earthbound: At the start an anti-piracy screen pops up. If you get past that then there will be alot more enemies making the game take longer and be harder. If you get to the final boss fight you can fight the 1st phase but then it freezes at the start of the 2nd phase. Upon reset all your save files are deleted.
very true, and if i really like, and really want great quality on something i download, guess what, i buy it. but if i check it out, and don't give a shit, fuck em. if you want high quality on anything though you have to buy it, (except old mario games, even a 5 year old mid-grade laptop can handle snes games at full quality, and n64 games but it gets a little knotty with the settings from n64 on, and you need something decent for gamecube and something nice for wii and even then don't run great
@kght222 oh and the biggest problem they have with estimating how much money is lost to piracy is that they assume that people who download the shit would pay if they couldn't download it. i don't know how they can guess that someone who downloaded their shit would have paid otherwise, but myself, in general no, i never would have bought it in the first place. i have bought more things because i downloaded them first than i have downloaded things i planned to buy.
0:27 Not necessarily. Pirated software is mostly a copy of the software that was downloaded off the company's website, but now repackaged with a product key or already activated.
Animal Crossing has lots of built-in games you have to earn and even use codes for. So it supports piracy. I mean seriously. Go down to GameStop, plunk down $5.99 and you have at least a dozen NES classics when you buy the game.
As someone who collects bootleg video games, this is sorta right. Indeed, the legit products can have questionable save features and some originals (Yong Yong games, for instance) are downright awful. Though the industry isn't completely incompetent; just look up games made by Gamtec (of Legeng of Wukong fame) and Vast Fame (creators of Rockman DX3). It's actually kinda sad that they demoted all unlicensed companies, even the really good ones...
I'm struggling to make the correlation between photo-realistic visuals and midgets kicking the shit out of Mario and the supposed reduction in quality mentioned at the end of the video...
It's a commercial - the point is to humorously represent a fact, not necessarily to put forth a strong argument for it. However, most honest people who have pirated games know how fucked up they can be, especially in the situations where they screw the pirates on purpose (Earthbound, Spyro 3 - I learned this one the hard way).
Nowadays with the bullshit that is online activation, constant online connection being required, serucom, phoning home, and other draconic DRM, pirated copies work better than the original.
Thankfully some companies realize this (Minecraft-Notch, Amnesia-Frictional Games) and they should be rewarded with money.
@MrImmoli 100% agree. Even when I buy something legally, there are so many security systems and shit I cant use it the way I want to do what I want. Its BS. If I buy something, it shouldn't be the manufacture's concern what I do with it or how I use (As long as it continues to work properly.).
It depends I have pirated PC games and they have worked worse the actualy buying the game so I bought it tho there are a few excptions to what i said.
If we're talking some stupid Chinese bootlegs, then yes, they fail. But think about it this way - with the DRM fascism that's going on, you're basically spending money on nothing because you get your legally purchased games taken away from you for no reason at all even when you did nothing, so pirated games actually operate better.
omg, today i downloaded imazuma eleven to my ttds flashcard and the game was badly translated and you could walk out of the map (no, i didn't had any cheat on) and this video came to my mind
I'm really glad current systems let you download older games that perform much better than rip off emulators. And my two cents to those who think downloading games on systems costs too much- if you think downloading 'Super Mario World' for 8 dollars is too much I remember when it cost 50 dollars.
"Here we go!Jump Pipe to Pipe!Hey wait!Go back and get that coin!Oops,your fault,now this is fun!Get beat up...by that migit!This is really kinda weird....*buzz*...um,you're okay,right?Okay,let's go-go!*buzz*OH!NO!Bowser is here!Lets'a go!UM?HUH?What are you going?Um,this is getting kinda OLD...."
I don't know guys. This looks exactly like every Mario game I've ever played. Why, just earlier I was playing New Super Mario Bros Wii. Nothing but fucked up music and midgets, midgets as far as you could see!
I agree with the ending statement somewhat. The original games work better than the emulated ones... except for console generations 1-4. 5 and beyond are crap.
Note: Generation 5 includes the N64, PlayStation, and 3DO. Their emulated games aren't worth the trouble.
@randomname349 Project 64: Multiple games are poorly emulated (ie Paper Mario flickers a lot, LEGO Racers has invisible car editor, Dissolve effect glitched in SM64, etc.)
Watching this makes Sonic's "No Copyright Law in the Universe is going to stop me!" line sound all the more ironic.
EdmacZ 5 days ago
If the software industry and Hollywood didn't make one cent from now on, they would still be billionaires until the year 3000 and they know it.
Animisk1 1 week ago
lol
flamingmonkays 1 week ago
I don't pirate games, but I HATE SOPA!
shinysalamence7 1 week ago
@WhiteChaosVideo
Better Hardware/tech gadgets/accessories are the new equivalent of "fun". One or more players on a local system, where's the replay value gone?
MEGAXSTU 3 weeks ago
This reminds me of MXC
Dattebayo9000 3 weeks ago
What the heck?
blackcatluck12345 4 weeks ago
wow that baby was humping mario
doylop135 1 month ago
Really funny
Homebrew235 1 month ago
Wait, what? It's wrong to use a fucking rom, but exploiting midgets is acceptable?
mmmmmarcus 1 month ago
I fucking bought a WII along with all the major game titles and all it did was SCAM me of my good money. Worst investment I ever made because I ended up selling everything to get some of my money back.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl - SUCKED
Mario Kart WII - SUCKED
COD5 World At War - SUCKED
Just about every game I bought was NOT worth a single penny. I couldn't even fucking buy Killer Instinct and Mortal Kombat from their so called store. PATHETIC!
WhiteChaosVideo 1 month ago
@WhiteChaosVideo well why does brawl suck also the wii isn't that bad
thelegendaryhunter0 1 week ago
@thelegendaryhunter0 I sold my WII,I barely kept my NDS. Nintendo doesn't give a shit about their games anymore. The quality is downright bad. The game is no longer about skill anymore.
NOOBS > SKILL don't play the WII if you are a well skilled gamer like me,Mariokart is also nerfed down where ever the players in last place end up in first all the time.
WhiteChaosVideo 3 days ago
@WhiteChaosVideo oh goody a sony fanboy
thelegendaryhunter0 3 days ago
That's not Mario! he looks nothing like Ron Jeremy.
This must be from A Hon-Kong PSP...
Marazish 1 month ago
Piracy is for poor people
mainmanhocolo 1 month ago
Bitches just jelly cuz of all them crazy ass rom-hacks that are usually more fun and interesting than the original games themselves.
pleasedontkeelme 1 month ago
@pleasedontkeelme
Yes, and it's because of those original games that the rom hacks are fun and interesting. The original creators of those games would probably be happy that they have survived in this form and are exposed to new players via their legacy - which like anything else thats good, includes "satire"
DazmoTube 1 month ago
oh really? perform better, how much you want to bet that it does not, for once I DON'T HAVE TO PUT A FUCKING CD IN A TRAY
gloriakenny 1 month ago
where to downlad that game?
rafgc1982 1 month ago
Why isn't "Super Mario Bros 4: Attack of the Ninja Midget" at my Gamestop?
Powerstars321 1 month ago
Am i the only one that thought the kid sounded like cartman?
RocketWii9000 1 month ago
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DarkandTwistedTales 1 month ago
Are they seriously saying that we have problems with NES emulation?... LMFAO!
xXSunnyKimXx 2 months ago
@xXSunnyKimXx
Of course the core premise of the ad is bullshit, pirated games play just as normal games do, but you have to admit it's hilarious.
darkzerk7 2 months ago 38
@darkzerk7
I think this advert was addressing illegal Chinese knockoff games rather than the fully functional pirated games which only stop working if they have DRM.
sillygramcracker 1 month ago
@darkzerk7 well not all example earthbound fucks you up with 5 layers of anti piracy protection one of them increases the enemies and another freezes your game as soon as your about to fight gigyas and removes your saves and all of them
somany5 2 weeks ago
@xXSunnyKimXx
the snes emulator for the psp really sucks for some reason, too much lag... the others work well though.
GroovyColouredLove 1 month ago
I know it's his arm, but it looks like bowser has a boner lol.
FlareRDB 2 months ago
Any paticular reason Bowser has an erection?
RtardD2 2 months ago
@RtardD2 thats his arm lol
SparkyMK3 2 months ago
Aww, but that shady man on the coner with the trench coat looked legit!
666thedevil1 2 months ago
But without piracy, we wouldn't have the legendary so bad its good game Kart Fighter!
Mistertbones 2 months ago
this was funny XDXDXD
glennglog22 2 months ago
An award winning documentary 180movie.com - Check It Out!
sterlthepearl1000 3 months ago
The funny thing is that pirated software perfoms much better, mainly because it removes drm... i find myself buying legit copies of games and then downloading a crack for them to work offline or simply to work.
Matexterminator 3 months ago
keep pressing 9
also,if super mario bros was actually like this it would be epic.
deividas56 3 months ago
Piracy: You're doing it wrong.
Shwaggetyshfifty 3 months ago
wtf lol
LittleBigDyl 3 months ago
LOL. this game looks FUNNY
initiativtagaren 3 months ago 2
I only pirate games I either know I will buy or are no longer being made. I'm such a bad person...
MrSaturn33 3 months ago
@MrSaturn33, don't copy that floppy :(
geekymarianne 3 months ago 3
@geekymarianne That song is hard to get out of your head once you sing it 3 or more times! LOL
macd0g10 3 months ago
I'd play this
HLSDK 3 months ago
i would seriously save up $1000 to buy this game
SHlNOBl3 3 months ago
so let me get this straight,
if you play a pirated mario game, you will get major glitches, get attacked by a midget, fly, encounter a burning bowser, and fall into the background, only to get pummeled by the midget again?
Now im officially staying away from piracy XD
Eternityglacier 3 months ago
The only thing I like about piracy, is that we can now play Mother 3. :)
Plantazm005 3 months ago
Epic rofl!
keoni29 3 months ago
Non-original games perform better once the copy protection is removed eg. you don't need the disc in the fucking drive.
Macrovision on films - once removed leaves a better picture.
Piracy fo life! Unless you have enough money to throw it away.
Corrupt5358 4 months ago
@Corrupt5358 I don't because it's illegal.
DarkandTwistedTales 3 months ago
Piracy is wrong but I think another form of stealing is hyping up a game and then just delivering crap. Making it 5 minutes long and anything else is dlc and cost extra. Try before you buy is what I say, support companys that arnt trying to cheat you out of your hard earned money. Let the rest die out in flames on torrent sites.
trilintia 4 months ago
Omg I want an MP3 of this! Its awesome!
ZobmieRules 4 months ago
@ZobmieRules
Also, I love how Bowser sets himself on fire then runs away! :D
ZobmieRules 4 months ago
lol I remember those fabricated miths! They are much less believable nowadays. The pirated copy have a worse quality, the pirated DVD can harm your player, the pirated file is full of viruses. Sure, it may be true about 2% of the time. But most copies are simply identical to the original. It's all about a trustable sources, and there are plenty out there.
NVaizard 4 months ago
Most of the time, pirated NES games run better than when they're being played on the NES, less graphical glitches and whatnot. Go figure.
RayAndFlare 4 months ago
Ok... I think that's the new Non--Pirated version of super mario bros. 3DS!
tboneslam 4 months ago
So in the pirated version there's better jumping, more realistic graphics, more realistic physics, a new enemy that looks like a baby and you can get to Bowser in around 20 secs? PIRACY IS AWESOME!!!
IndigoPenguin64 4 months ago 105
@IndigoPenguin64 also too many pipes in the begaining
glennglog22 2 months ago
Looks like someone downloaded a shitty ROM hack. >.>;
xakchan 4 months ago
"Original games and software perform better." If thats what you think....
Johnnyboy414 4 months ago
whoa! is there a ROM for that game?
RedPandaGamer 4 months ago
MUAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
TheSponge278 4 months ago
Original software performs better? Who they wanna feed with that? A lot of games I bought worked like crap, then i downloaded a pirated version of the same and no problems. Helpdesk support? In all cases - NONE! All I got was support like "...and is your monitor turned on? Yes? Really? Ummh, aaah, sorry, then we can`t help you". In some cases no response at all.....
iiiYEDDLEiii 4 months ago 3
really I find pirated software with the DMC removed preform much better, odd.
whydid666 4 months ago
Hilarious but at the same time horrible advertisement
nanotektor 4 months ago
you are using a illegial copy of mr nice man
TheEZPAXIIChannel 4 months ago
i wish my games performed like that...
OrochimaruG4 5 months ago
kids this what happed what when you play mario with drugs
lavaboyoh 5 months ago
PITRAM
KG84C 5 months ago
since when behave cracked games not like the originals? that ad makes no sence
MundMoriginal 5 months ago 4
@MundMoriginal since nintendo came along. This is earthbound: At the start an anti-piracy screen pops up. If you get past that then there will be alot more enemies making the game take longer and be harder. If you get to the final boss fight you can fight the 1st phase but then it freezes at the start of the 2nd phase. Upon reset all your save files are deleted.
991woot119 5 months ago
I don't know about you guys but I'd want to play this game. I don't see the problem here.
clawcage42 5 months ago
very true, and if i really like, and really want great quality on something i download, guess what, i buy it. but if i check it out, and don't give a shit, fuck em. if you want high quality on anything though you have to buy it, (except old mario games, even a 5 year old mid-grade laptop can handle snes games at full quality, and n64 games but it gets a little knotty with the settings from n64 on, and you need something decent for gamecube and something nice for wii and even then don't run great
kght222 5 months ago
@kght222 oh and the biggest problem they have with estimating how much money is lost to piracy is that they assume that people who download the shit would pay if they couldn't download it. i don't know how they can guess that someone who downloaded their shit would have paid otherwise, but myself, in general no, i never would have bought it in the first place. i have bought more things because i downloaded them first than i have downloaded things i planned to buy.
kght222 5 months ago
lol, funny. too bad the message is a lie xD
shinra358 5 months ago 3
if uwe boll directed the SMB Movie
nextgentacos123 6 months ago
Original software runs better.... ON MY MACHINE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
No seriously kidz. Don't do piracy. God doesn't like it.
mario0318 6 months ago
meanwhile, inside the botnet: angry midgets
cocks308 6 months ago
jajaj its veri funny
KIRBI114 6 months ago
oh god the little hand changing the timer
faxed28 6 months ago
Theres 51 Pirates here.
Lets burn there houses with lemons.
richkawaiipikachu 6 months ago
And decades later, they used the mushrooms for NSMB.
ViperKirby 6 months ago
fuck I wish pirating was that awesome D;
mistajanga 6 months ago 3
Shit when I saw this ad for the first it was so unreal as If I used lsd or cannabis...
Fabrysiheder 6 months ago
That's actually pretty good. xD
Kelarre653 6 months ago
Anti Drug Ad? More like a Pro Drug Ad. What do you think is in those mushrooms? XD
phuturephunk 6 months ago
HAHAHAH
TheEZPAXIIChannel 6 months ago
Hmm, makes me think of Fallout 3/New Vegas.
spektrum1983 7 months ago
I had a copy once where it was just like mario except you were sonic ;D
6littleMERMAIDS 7 months ago
I think mario has eaten too much mushrooms
pat20105 7 months ago 5
at 0:05 he tries to grab a coin. lol
Wukeywukey 7 months ago
0:27 Not necessarily. Pirated software is mostly a copy of the software that was downloaded off the company's website, but now repackaged with a product key or already activated.
TheOdysseyKid 7 months ago
ummm.....I'm on drugs...I think...uh
wildsmiley 7 months ago
o.o Pirated games don't even act like that
dmenkhau 7 months ago
sorry buddy, cracked .exe works wonders better than drm filled original crap copy
PenetrationMode 7 months ago
Animal Crossing has lots of built-in games you have to earn and even use codes for. So it supports piracy. I mean seriously. Go down to GameStop, plunk down $5.99 and you have at least a dozen NES classics when you buy the game.
WebVMan 7 months ago
If Mario was like that, I wouldn't buy it let alone pirate it. How to solve pirating games? Make more bad games.
WebVMan 7 months ago
pirated games run as good as an original game.
Emanuelmartins69 7 months ago
i dont get this ad
sonadowfan100 7 months ago
@sonadowfan100 It's saying that pirated games running on a computer (ex. Wii --> PC) do not work as well as running a game on it's original hardware.
Nentedo63 7 months ago
I don't know....my pirated games plays just as good :/
But funny commercial none the less :)
VideoGameResearcher 8 months ago
Graphics look incredible...Piracy is amazing!!
mongoliancarrot 8 months ago 107
CFMEU worksite
KG84C 8 months ago
but the graphics are amazing!
ZachiswakYT 8 months ago
What.. But I ...WANT to play this!
Donovon2001 8 months ago
COPIED
YoshiXyLuigiX 8 months ago
As someone who collects bootleg video games, this is sorta right. Indeed, the legit products can have questionable save features and some originals (Yong Yong games, for instance) are downright awful. Though the industry isn't completely incompetent; just look up games made by Gamtec (of Legeng of Wukong fame) and Vast Fame (creators of Rockman DX3). It's actually kinda sad that they demoted all unlicensed companies, even the really good ones...
NusuttoSan 8 months ago
@NusuttoSan Er, I meant "non-legit". I am such a good proofreader there.
NusuttoSan 8 months ago
@NusuttoSan Though this is not about counterfeit/fake/bootleg games.
vaiyt 8 months ago
Oh, good I thought I was the only one who was having this problem with my Mario games.
WinstonFisher 8 months ago
This is more like an ANTI DRUG ad.
frenchpet 9 months ago 86
I'm struggling to make the correlation between photo-realistic visuals and midgets kicking the shit out of Mario and the supposed reduction in quality mentioned at the end of the video...
TheMacroBlock 9 months ago
@TheMacroBlock
It's a commercial - the point is to humorously represent a fact, not necessarily to put forth a strong argument for it. However, most honest people who have pirated games know how fucked up they can be, especially in the situations where they screw the pirates on purpose (Earthbound, Spyro 3 - I learned this one the hard way).
cb2198 8 months ago
Its a me, Sumner Redstone!
QwIz2131876647342893 9 months ago
Kids, this is what happens when you buy games...
dave1sfx 9 months ago
kids this is what happens when you pirate games... then drop a lot of acid
genogold 9 months ago
this is my mind when i see modern day HTFs.
ZudeXbox360 9 months ago
LOL pirated games work better and are free
TheAlexagius 9 months ago
What is this ad talking about all my mario roms i download work fine on a emulator no problems xD
Kirbywirbee 9 months ago
I remember when this was on television in the netherlands.
MrPudding234 9 months ago
This scares me...
SunshineOpenFeint 9 months ago
100% agree! I will only play game without priacy most of the time.
eric688 9 months ago
The only pirated software that doesn't work as good as the original are (most) emulators.
Stevmay09 9 months ago
This is so fail.
Nowadays with the bullshit that is online activation, constant online connection being required, serucom, phoning home, and other draconic DRM, pirated copies work better than the original.
Thankfully some companies realize this (Minecraft-Notch, Amnesia-Frictional Games) and they should be rewarded with money.
MrImmoli 10 months ago
@MrImmoli 100% agree. Even when I buy something legally, there are so many security systems and shit I cant use it the way I want to do what I want. Its BS. If I buy something, it shouldn't be the manufacture's concern what I do with it or how I use (As long as it continues to work properly.).
EmperorofCartoons 9 months ago
Poor Mario, to be used in this bad ad
Fireflash300 10 months ago
That looked like Little Big Planet
HoneycombAgent 10 months ago
It depends I have pirated PC games and they have worked worse the actualy buying the game so I bought it tho there are a few excptions to what i said.
sneskegagama 10 months ago
Ads just reached a whole new low of stupidity.
If we're talking some stupid Chinese bootlegs, then yes, they fail. But think about it this way - with the DRM fascism that's going on, you're basically spending money on nothing because you get your legally purchased games taken away from you for no reason at all even when you did nothing, so pirated games actually operate better.
CidSilverWing 10 months ago 4
omg, today i downloaded imazuma eleven to my ttds flashcard and the game was badly translated and you could walk out of the map (no, i didn't had any cheat on) and this video came to my mind
Afrokoopa 10 months ago
alterIWnet is much better than the original...
yamahamax33 10 months ago
that scared the living hell out of me......
ELLIOTEASTWICK 10 months ago
there a midget behind goomba
jzygorodimos 10 months ago
I would love to play this version! ROTFL! But I tell you, what lies they spin...
Justasickpuppy 10 months ago 5
Oh god it hurts!! I laughed so hard I think I bruised a rib!!
SonJazrin 10 months ago
I'd love to play that game. PIRATES AHOY!
bmc1up 10 months ago 3
@bmc1up YARR!
kylestevo98 10 months ago
My The Elder Scrolls 4 behaves exactly like that.
CombineHgrunt 11 months ago
Some spooky shit.
crazybay46913 11 months ago
If you pirate software, little midgets will jump out and beat you up.
vaerhdf6 11 months ago 4
@vaerhdf6 ahoy!
spacemariobros64 10 months ago
I could have done better than that...
DemBonesRiley 11 months ago
super mario bros on PC in a nutshell
ant64423 11 months ago
This= Super Mario Bros. for the Genesis and PC
LuigiMario98982 11 months ago
I WANNA PLAY DIS NAO!!
BurnRoddy 11 months ago
Don't download! You're bankrupting all the software developers, musicians and movie makers!
That's why Bill Gates is worth over 50 billion dollars.
That's why Avatar grossed 27 million on its first day.
That's why Lil Wayne lives in a house bigger than the office my dad and about 50 other people work in.
C63AMGestate 11 months ago 4
@C63AMGestate Yeah, downloading free games and music is wrong. Artists need all that money. Solid gold toilet seats dont buy themselves.
EmperorofCartoons 11 months ago
FUCK RIAA FUCK MPAA. All I have to say.
HerbJon 11 months ago
I'd like to play this version of mario actually. It seems like it would be very interesting!
TheEvilSchmoo 11 months ago
I'm really glad current systems let you download older games that perform much better than rip off emulators. And my two cents to those who think downloading games on systems costs too much- if you think downloading 'Super Mario World' for 8 dollars is too much I remember when it cost 50 dollars.
lordkremlore 11 months ago
@lordkremlore Infact,I heard SMW cartridges go for about $500 on E-Bay,I don't understand why...
PSISpecter 7 months ago
If Super Mario was like this I would play it
MrOnule 11 months ago
@MrOnule I would prefer it if it were like this.
EmperorofCartoons 11 months ago
I remembered when I first saw this commercial on the TV when I was a kid... haven't turned on that TV since that day...
Iceeman234 11 months ago
Raped by a yellow kid, how fantastic
Gastronaute 11 months ago
0:11 there's another midget hiding in the background XD
Afrokoopa 1 year ago
this is the real hotel mario intro
Afrokoopa 1 year ago
original games and software would perform better if corporations didn't count their money before they had it and made something good enough to buy.
onlyadot 1 year ago
The part at the end where the midget rapes and donkey-punches Mario is horrifying.
hitjohny 1 year ago
"Here we go!Jump Pipe to Pipe!Hey wait!Go back and get that coin!Oops,your fault,now this is fun!Get beat up...by that migit!This is really kinda weird....*buzz*...um,you're okay,right?Okay,let's go-go!*buzz*OH!NO!Bowser is here!Lets'a go!UM?HUH?What are you going?Um,this is getting kinda OLD...."
Spectermon 1 year ago
I don't know guys. This looks exactly like every Mario game I've ever played. Why, just earlier I was playing New Super Mario Bros Wii. Nothing but fucked up music and midgets, midgets as far as you could see!
Yuriofwind 1 year ago
Now this is the real way to prevent piracy!
SomeFluffer64 1 year ago
In the original Super Mario Bros, Bowser was the boss. In Super Mario Pirated Bros, A midget guy in a goomba costume is the REAL enemy.
DarkLucas8642 1 year ago
jezzzz Mario on drugs!
HyperRush79 1 year ago
weird but hilarious. there's another midget behind the other goomba, i barely saw his feet
frankthehedgehog105 1 year ago
looks like one of my rom corruptions
bmecoli 1 year ago
SuperMarioPiratedGame.abc does not respond.
gladoxia 1 year ago
I have software that behaves like this, Windows VISTA.
KG84C 1 year ago 106
@KG84C My computer doesn't behave like this, thought the mouse has been acting up, Knew I shouldn't of fed it cheese after midnight
Pokemongod777 11 months ago 3
@KG84C
XP for the win!
princessZelda089 10 months ago
@KG84C You don't understand how hard I laughed at your comment
dmenkhau 7 months ago
@KG84C window vista works better for me, when you believe windows vista works it does otherwise upgrad to windows vista ultimate graphics galore!!
SuperDubs11 6 months ago
these days, with all the DRM
Original games and software perform worse.
therealmetroidmaniac 1 year ago
Super Abdullah Brothers with 9 bit bytes.
KG84C 1 year ago
@KG84C You mean Super SQUADALLAH Bros. 10-bit
LuigiMario98982 11 months ago
So is this the new 3D mario game?
xxMrScissorsxx 1 year ago
Super Paper Mario < Super Cardboard Mario
cookie123456789012 1 year ago
lol the little kid
ih8beiber 1 year ago
I agree with the ending statement somewhat. The original games work better than the emulated ones... except for console generations 1-4. 5 and beyond are crap.
Note: Generation 5 includes the N64, PlayStation, and 3DO. Their emulated games aren't worth the trouble.
Manonthe3up 1 year ago
@Manonthe3up yes but a cracked disc / rom on the original hardware could be.
kakureru 1 year ago
@Manonthe3up Those emulators have long been solidified. Like, years ago.
randomname349 1 year ago
@randomname349 Project 64: Multiple games are poorly emulated (ie Paper Mario flickers a lot, LEGO Racers has invisible car editor, Dissolve effect glitched in SM64, etc.)
Playstation: Requires disc; crashes occasionally
3DO: Sucked to begin with
Cah... Rap.