Born Survivor: Dive Fishing

[lyricsandflow]

its fake that title is man Vs. wild

[HaydnM35]

He's just bellyflopping.

[xx1905cimbomxx]

the new chuck norris!!!

[miodios]

I'd bet $100 that the fish was already on the spear before dude jumped in the water.

[iAmBearGryllsNo1Fan]

@miodios lol! fuck off Bear Grylls has got skills

[miodios]

@iAmBearGryllsNo1Fan ;) Skills? Skills at faking half of the stunts he pulls.  Next time you are sucking Bear's spear, why don't you learn what its like to actually spear a fish? It might make you think different about this video.

[corpbrotherhood]

@miodios It's fake on the show, of course. There's even a disclaimer saying some of the situations are presented to DEMONSTRATE SURVIVAL SKILLS.

You don't become Great Britain's Chief Scout and climb Everest at 28 by faking it.

[Loopyluke007]

Put it out of its Missoury

[TheBrradsullivan]

...why doesnt he just ..i dont know..use a longer spear!

[MrFlyUpHigh]

@TheBrradsullivan then it wont be so accuracy

[anekirstinejones]

terrible form



[ienjoiPanda]

that looks retarded

[IranianJoker]

just stay away from this guy

i wonder if he eat human or not

[IncrediblyStupidName]

0:53- 0:58 i like how the tone of the music changed to accommodate the mystery of whether or not bear had survived that last dive, and then changed back to the regular tone when he resurfaced with a fish in his spear XD

[hezman969]

I get the feeling that fish was dead before he dived in and got it. We never see it alive and it doesn't seem to care in the slightest that it has just been stabbed with a spear. Bear's a great entertainer, I'll give him that.

[Nicro327]

@hezman969 I'm sure you would be able to fend off a robber if he speared you through your stomach and out your back and slit your throat.

[barbarapalacios9957]

after how many ties? sorry can somebody tell me i lost count

[S0MEONESTRANGE]

So glad you killed that bastard trigger fish ... I kept gettin chased by those when I was in the Maldives ... Good advice, stay away from them and from what I've learnt dont make eye contact with them... Haha if you don't they wont bother you :)

[silentglaceon]

"lets finish him off, hang on" *pulls out knife* lol > <

[kialn]

i kept opn thinking he was gonna smack his head against those rocks

[jennx18]

i was actually doubting that dive fishing was effective, then he swims out with a big fish like a BOSS

[zTactician]

I'm just waiting for him to say, "Ok, the eyeball is the most nutritious food" *eats the eyeball raw*

[ruscious]

I have a gcse exam tomorrow but i cant stop watching this...

[boltjet135]

@ruscious same, much more interesting than chemistry

[CookieOnMyShoulder]

that just dosnt seem smart to me

[PurpleAbyzz]

@CookieOnMyShoulder i know aye you could easily stab yourself..

[ChickenViolator]

@avau77 if u actually watch man vs wild/born survivor, it clearly says at the beginning that some scenes are acted to shoe survival techniques....

[zombiewarrior225]

why am i so addicted to watching Bear

[SolidTrollGamer]

bear TEACHED Chuck Norris

[alexenomoto]

@SolidTrollGamer taught...

[LimitedCreativity]

@SolidTrollGamer "Teached" isn't a word. 

[avau77]

is there anything that comes out of the u.s that is 100% true? other than ron paul lol

[avau77]

fake artist...hes got a fish named "leatherjacket fish, there is no way you can get a sharp spear through it by hand, because its skin is tough, hences its name, unless it wer dead and before you stick it....bear grills you have FAILED!! i have 20yrs of speardiving to back me up too...bloody tosser..lmao

[neilwilson557]

@avau77 your a cunt we get it!

[ub3tr0llin]

then he ate the eyes

[THEONLYSCOUTMASTER]

I wonder how many dives he did. It looks fun though.

[milanigoran]

press 4 haha

[milanigoran]

incredible!

[ViventLeMoment]

he know loads shit about the wild, yet he can't kill a fish properly :',)

[AppleAssassin]

@ViventLeMoment How can he not kill a fish properly?

[saeedsnne]

God i love stuff like this.. Only wish i had enough money to travel the world and do all sorts of things like this. Hungry for adventure!

[mszbehr]

TRIGGER FISH...lets finish him off

[JayPenrake]

(dive) *crack!*

[hammad74222]

the water look so pretty^^

[FostyRetsof]

dont dive head 1st into a pool but its ok if you do it with a spear in your hands

[GentlyGentleGent]

My god that water looks amazing

[erfunnn]

ya stab the living **** out of it

[Subscriber2341]

press 3 lol (crab)

[xCh34pShOtx]

Bout time he eats something fucking normal

[lochnessmonster1231]

@xCh34pShOtx he eats the eyeball of the thing on the next part of the video

[Sally4ucp]

why did you kill him D: he had a family...

[Songspoint]

Not that hard, you just jump and the spear hits the fish. xD

[ticounne2]

And hes probably not even gonna eat it...

[reptisnakes]

arial to mermaid

[cassiesmum]

Bear Grylls = Britain's Chuck Norris!!

[KanaCanaful]

lol, all bear grylls vids have the funniest comments ever

[longmcwakks]

jetty jumping skills as a kid

[redbull93769]

hes soo good at that lol

[CreDenTiaLxX]

How do i watch full episodes?

[tgwpUtube]

@CreDenTiaLxX

Get a TV

[0406charlotte]

what place is that???

[dirkimy]

this is fake damn...he cant cash fish...

[kirbyfong96]

This is the most beautiful pond i've ever seen.

[Thedawgh]

Now to wash that fish down, im gonna drink my own pee.

[chrissii03]

*Phew* I've gotten away from Monsters Inside Me at least!

[MaliatheHedgehog97]

@chrissii03

Mind reader...

[phillip2kool]

@chrissii03 took me 5 videos to get out of it... now i never wanna go back to vietnam again :( stupid mosquitos

[JtwPix100]

The dive at 0:42 was pretty straight down...Impressive

[tronjon23]

Read the sign, NO DIVING!

[TheRoyalFreshness69]

Let's finish him off *stabs fish* *fish doesn't die*

[Fluvance]

Thanks...but I'll take that fishing rod

[musicalman354]

Retard

[lilah11222]

LOL THE NOISE xD 1:19

[Naoocotzo]

Yeah I just killed a trigger fish with a spear in the Panamanian island... What did you do this week? <'_'<

[05you2]

just don't brace the spear against your body...

[XXISimplicityXXI]

Snow White is the only interesting ad I've ever saw.

[Darkwolve123]

When he threw himself, I though " Ohh geez he smashed his face on that rock"

[NZLMK]

Dives under

*Under water - Picks up another stick with fish on end

[babybutterfinger]

Trigger fish : humuhumunukunukunukuapuaa that's the state fish in hawaii

[Tehweirdkat]

Isnt it really dangerous to dive into shallow water? And hes holding a spear 0.0

[jaaki94]

yay i catched a fish, now let me drink my pee

[MyBoomStick1]

I thought he was just gonna spear the fish and then he just jumped hilarious

[joffROKZ]

What knife is that?

[buffetbubble3]

it is just staged. no fish in the sea is slower than he.

[mrmag1cc]

@buffetbubble3 They staged this? Yeah, they got fish acting school these days

[HotPenguin11]

Gotta write a good comment,

Better drink my own piss.

[Spudsmckenzie1000]

@HotPenguin11 The Signature cocktail of Bear Grylls.....

Sterilized piss with Wild animal

[godbewithu]

apparently already dead fish

the target is not working at all!!

[munnymike]

For those complaining about this clip contradicting survival techniques... I thought that we had all realized long ago that this show is just about how much of a badass Bear Grylls is, because let's be honest... you never go out into the wilderness.

[mckenna123123]

looks hard

[kamilrumierz]

and they say dont dive in shallow water

[kamilrumierz]

and they say dont dive i shallow water

[branni79]

that fish is probably from the fridge of the hotel hes staying in to the right of the camera.

[snickers101010]

its easy to catch dead fish

[omegafreak007]

Bear Grylls sees dead corpse

PROTEIN!

[Domjaa]

@omegafreak007 dead corpse?

[omegafreak007]

@Domjaa Dead Animal

[laulu007]

Chuck Norris tought him that

[TheusBrasil2008]

he is Chuck Norris' son!!!

[toiletscrubbr]

how do you see underwaterrrrrrr

[xXcstacy]

This is fake for sure.. If you see the attempts he made before 0:48, the cameraman videoed him jumping into the water with full view of the stick, but at 0:48 when he "caught" the fish, they only showed the top part of the stick.

And at 1:10, how is it possible to pierce a fish through it's side when you're diving head first into the water!? Was the fish lying down taking a nap or something.

[andypower123456789]

@xXcstacy omg this show doesnt say its real but it says how to survive if you ever in one of these.... read the intros of shows first instead of posting a usless comment

[MattB613]

1:14 FINISH HIM

1:19 FATALITY

[areuhmong]

imma stick with him or find him in 2012

[rrcgohard]

That fish is probly dead and they just put it on the stick....

[chasthemaster]

trigger fish are poisonous

please do not use any information from man vs wild in a survival situation.

[sadgtw]

1 way to survive 2012 Diggy diggy hole, with a shitload of food in a containter and a torch

[jee1995]

Imma be visiting him in 31 dec 2011....XD

[laksmanshaathru]

mohammadjj u are a fool

[Jarz30877]

HAHAHAHAHA he goes for a clown fish then catches a nigger trigger LMAO

[OnlyUseNoobtubs]

@Jarz30877 omfg i cant stop L0L0L0L irl

[mohammadjj]

eew it touched the ground!

[IWantKhat]

I ate my pets and drunk my urine easy!  /watch?v=ialf5-IDZw4

[fighter213]

it's funny how when he misses he is all dry but when he catches on he's wet(to begin with xD)

[adifishing]

WHEN 2012 comes im going to find bear

[Teamwerewolff]

FINISH HIM!

[ecysoul]

did they change the name of his show? o.O

[1236sason]

compared to other shows he is not boring at all !

[jerrythedutchmapler]

It's just awesome, fishing for small crabs, catching a big fish....

[kriger12345]

lol last sec "cool"

[ht448]

Trigger fish? Thats a lever jacket they have fucking Awesome teeth

[lazypiper0011]

what if he hits a rock under there

[NathaneilRoss]

@lazypiper0011 he'll die

[lazypiper0011]

@NathaneilRoss yup

[Blackstardragon]

Nice to try and take a crap as a fish and suddenly be attacked by a man with a spear LOL

[Nosajasonleee]

notice how when he actually catches the fish they never show the spear tip before he enters the water...

fake!

[TrendyCoolGirl10]

i would that just for fun not fishing just to jump into that water

[knaxon]

lol i bet he dived down .. put that on the end of the spear.. then came back up.

[moshoo89]

110% fake tv show...he camed in Romania to film one episode...i saw him sleeping at hotel at night,and next day visiting a national park,filming for 2-3 hours,then he went back to hotel..btw,he likes SNICKERS!!!! he eats plenty during his filming,so...he's fake and gay!

[xKremlinGremlin]

I wonder how many Panamanians landed on the other end of the spear. 

[NukeFromOrbit]

what a beauty he got, man im so jealous :-)

[benolt123]

ur a foking pro XD

[sinester200]

thumbs up if u hate it when the adds are longer then the actual video u want to watch



[mangaka2k8]

That looks fun

[chargersfan1111]

I just ate a fish and im thirsty, better drink my own piss!

[PlainAndZombie]

@sethzky77 Because he's fucking bear grylls!

[ErosaScuderia]

What the hell, was that Dory at around 0:27 seconds?

[MrBuckethead911]

fuck all who clicked the thumbs down

[goriokun]

hacker

[sethzky77]

How'd he not bust his fucking head open?

[Ambu557]

why born to survive???i thought it was man vs wild???

[UncleT0ny]

this is such a hoax... unless the fish are planted there's no way he'd be able to spear one

[arle0127]

@UncleT0ny dude he had more than 5 attempts, it would have been loads edited down, and the fish in a reef like this hide under rocks, and come back up, he could of easily speared one.

[UncleT0ny]

@arle0127 ive seen the whole episode... still a hoax. This show is more for entertainment than for information.

[SuperBassist96]

whıle jumps spear hım self......

[iceflame5]

poor fish...

[wildkatsrule06]

Wow. What people put on youtube these days. I think it should be illegal to have just stabbing animals all over youtube. Unless it's to protest animal cruelty. Because i wanted to learn about how he's a survivor. Not how to impale a fish with a knife.

[MelissaMaggot666]

and under water waits some dude from the camera crew holding out a big fish for him to put on the end of his stick,and make it look ass if he actually caught it himself...

[MrSpanky87]

@MelissaMaggot666 yeah the one time he jumped a caught a fish was the one time you don't see the tip of his spear before he dives

[MrSpanky87]

What the trigger fish was thinking after Bear Grylls 'finished it off' by impaling it on a knife: "I'm not dead I'm just very badly injured!! I think I can still make it but I require immediate medical attention!!"

[AceSniper3281]

bear ONE

fish ZERO :D

[Load0Sheep]

he's getting a little fat don't you think?

[hectojet]

Bottles full of purified water... better drink my own piss

[NFBaseball05]

hes such a badass. is there anything he hasnt eaten or even drank before?

[darybec0oL]

@ilovehamstersxo LOL it works!

[BBQwatchman]

funny if he jumped in and then realized he couldn't swim :D

[IMightKissYou]

he's gonna survive 2012... for sure

[ModernWarhead94]

@IMightKissYou no we all are!

[vanhalenman60]

@IMightKissYou ima hang with him lol

[BCete]

@IMightKissYou yeah....i will to....

[aliforlife3]

@IMightKissYou that it if the 2012 contreversy isnt just bullshit!!!

[osc888]

who said 2012 is true

[zeljko612]

@IMightKissYou Late 2012...You should go in Area51,it's full of proteins ahhahahah xD

[gollumijada]

bear grylls is great the guys who hate him dont need to make parodies and things of him they are just jelaous on him because he can survive and they cant

[bkennedy]

Is it really good survival advice to tell people to walk on to slippery rocks by a coral reef and then tell them to dive head-first into water they don't know the depth of, all the while holding a pointy stick?

[Greikad]

@bkennedy You sound like a wuss...

[tigerztigerztigerz]

@bkennedy He knows how deep the water is.

[CORWERA]

@bkennedy it's bear grylls. NONE of what he does is going to keep you alive in the wild. he doesnt know anything of what he is doing, he just get advice of what to do by so-called "experts". he has a camera crew, sound recoring guys and medics with him at all times, do you really think you can travel far away from safety with all that gear?

[johnclever1]

@CORWERA jealous?

[CORWERA]

@johnclever1 wtf, why would any1 be that? in case you didnt notice, grylls fucked up way of surviving is fucked up

[Zuwze]

@bkennedy First obviously you can see if there are rocks and such in the water. And second if you are trying to survive on a deserted island, I think one of your least problems is slippery rocks.

@bkennedy L0L its a freakin survival not a waterpark precaution program shess. Everyone can assess the depth of a water you are standing literally half meter away from unless they are mentally disabled or blind. And I think when you are surrounded by jungle and sea filled with killer predators you got more to worry ab