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  • "an ass kickin lighter" 2nd fav part

    1st fav part "but what if i wanna keep my local infestation?"

  • what do you see.Master chief:Dead people!

  • ahhh my shazminoid

  • i want to play with my dollies there called action figures!

  • "..........god i hate that soccor ball.

  • ooh my ankle. ooh my shazmanoid!

  • xDD "Light it."

  • you take me to the nicest places

  • i dont remember a tentacle love scene...oh this is your first time

  • arby:what do you see

    mc:dead people

    oh god its the girl from the wel ehh

  • oh my shazmanoid

  • chief... i'm pregnant!

  • I ALWAYS THOUGHT THESE WERE SOOO STUPID

  • *spark goes away* "god I hate that soccer ball." LOL

  • ow my ankle!

    AHH my shasminoid!

  • On a somewhat off topic note, Keith David is one of the best video game voice actors EVER

  • aghh my shazmanoid

  • My favorite episode of this series XD

  • the 3:34 part shoulda been like

    "Look, the Great Wall of China!"

    then the arbiter should say the "u take me to the nice places" thing

  • All you need is a japaneese school girl lol

  • you go follow the scary lady I'll stay here

    LOL

  • lol "how do we light it?" "with a lighter." "AN ASS KICKIN' LIGHTER"

  • i am "BEOWOLF" XD

  • Wooooooooort Wort Wort!

  • "wheres a japaneese school girl when you need one?"

  • lol we ligth it XD

  • "OOOH! MY SHAZMANOID!" Haha

  • I AM...BEOWOLF!

    Funniest thing ever

  • the oracle should of been, "would would you do." dubbed- for a klondike bar

  • wart wart wart

  • chief iv'e been wanting to tell u something,im pregnant... LOL!

  • Dubbed Arbiter: "Chief I been wanting to tell you something...I'm pregnant."

    Chief: "When did you know?"

    Oracle: "Just now." XD

  • "with a lighter" haha

  • HAHAHAHA HENTAI

  • I... AM... BEOWULF!!

  • wat do u see:dead people

  • lol *but what if i wanna keep my local infestation?*

  • The pregnant part was LOL

  • You Take me 2 the nicest places.

    LMFAO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Arbiter: How will you light it?

    MC: With a lighter.

    Arbiter: An ass kickin lighter!

  • "ahhh, my ankle!"

    "oooh, my shazmazoid!"

  • an ass kicking lighter

  • Hey that had boss battle written all over it I feel ripped off lol.

  • haha. shazmanoid?

  • I..AM..BEOWULF!

  • LOLOLOLOL

  • "How will you do it??"

    "With a lighter"

    "Yeah a ASSKICKING Lighter!!!"

    lolololololol

  • What do you see?

    Dead people!

  • is mc really that heavy

  • master chief:god, I hate that soccer ball"

  • >Ow, my ankle!

    >Ow, my shasmenoid!

    Lol...

  • i want to play with my dollies

    () rn q X ) ()log)

  • 'what will you do?'

    'light it!'

    'isn't that a little harsh?'

  • Aww. thanks.

  • MC: OW my ancle

    Arbiter: Ooh my shazminoid

  • Chief... I'm pregnant

    When did you know

    Just know

    ROFL XD

  • we need a japineese schoolgirl right now....so true..

  • That had boss battle written all over it!

  • does the arbrater have flees lol

  • Oh my ankle! Arbetier oh my shazmanoid

  • prophet of lazy eye...

    HA!

    LOL!

  • Holy shit, more than 95% of the people here couldn't spell if it would save their life...

  • screw u

  • Am I ever glad that I'm part of that 5% that can...

  • I'm part of the 1% to 4% that can!

  • But what if i want to keep my local infestation?

    lol

  • god i hate that soccoer ball

  • hentia school girl...so true

  • you alluded do a guitarmasterx7 joke with "you know, we could make a good necrofelia joke right now, but we won't"

  • I shall HAVE MY BURGER MY WAY!

  • Arbiter: Ive been wanting to tell you something, im pregnant

    ...

    Oracle: How will you destroy your local infestation

    Chief: Light it

    Arbiter: What if i want to keep my local infestation

    lol... best part

  • rofl wtf is a shazmanoid rofl

  • There should've been a boss battle there.

  • i will have my burger my way!

  • cortana laggs ass hell y dont she just buy a betther net?

  • YOU SERIOUS???

    its £9.99 a month man...

  • lmao

  • ass kicking lighter funny

  • What IS a shazmanoid?

  • lol 2:45 i agree. i was like, yay boss batt-wai-wait! i wanted to kill u!!

  • ooh! my shazmanoid!!

  • Rofl at the tentacle monster joke.

    haha

  • lol hentai tryouts

  • hahahahaha

    the hentai tryouts are next door

  • cheif, i'm pregnant : D

  • Cheif....im pregnant

  • :49 "oh what was that here speak into the microphone" XDDD

  • i was also dissapointed that gravemind wasnt a boss BOOOOO BUNGIE!

  • gotta fucking agree with ya on that one XP

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......Shazminoi­d...

  • rofling at the end. best one evar!

  • yea,that was a disapointment,i was realy lookin forward to fightin gravemind,or atleast some of his tentacles or somthin

  • That could have been one awesome boss battle.

  • LOL I am BEOWOLF XD

  • BUT WHAT IF I WANNA KEEP MY LOCAL INFESTATION lol

  • "..god I hate that soccer ball..."

    lol

  • An ass kickin lighter! lol!

  • I am BEOWULF!!

  • w8 a munit he said he treads his feet on on holy lands with his feet. hes in a fucking hover chair XDXDXDXDXDXDXD lolz rofl

  • just wished the arbiter had this more cool alien sounding roar...

  • 3:35 "you take me to the nicest places" lololol

    3:54 - 4:22

    "chief i've been wanting to tell you something

    IM PREGNANT" chief- "when did you know?"

    arby- "well... I..." 343- "just now" arby-"yeah" lololololol Best ever

    343- "A tactical pulse will completely eradicate the local infestation" (sound like he is talking about an abortion)

    Abry- "But what if i wanna keep my local infestation?"

    lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololol

  • Ya that scene was perfect for that joke xD

  • Actually, when I first played this level, and the gravemind came out, I also thought that had boss battle written all over it.. I was quite disappointed.

  • my shazminoid lol

  • "what do u see" "DEAD PEOPLE"

  • what if i want to keep my local infestation?

    =(

  • lol

  • god i hate that soccer ball! hahahahahahaha! cracked me up!

  • never gets old

  • lol

  • lets chat

    CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TALK TO ME KW

  • ohh my annkle! ugh my snazmenoid!

  • A: "I want to play with my dolly's"

    M.C.: "they called actionfigures"

  • what do you see?

    DEAD PEOPLE

  • UGH.. MY SHAZMENOID!

  • OMg I felt the same way about the boss battle thing lol fucking bungie

  • I'd like to see you make a game like halo

  • I'd like to see take humor accordingly, I like halo dick I just dont like that part!

  • you like halo dick? do you know you're speaking out loud?

  • Do I give fuck? Not really. So.... Your a little bitch, sorry had to say it bitch

  • wow, what a mean thing for me to say. I deserved that, but it was still kind of funny! take care :)

  • lol

  • what to you see DEAD PEOPLE lol XD

  • how will u light it?

    with a lighter...

  • wot do u see DEAD PEAPLE lol

  • It totally feels like we're moving down lol.

  • not an ass kicking lighter ass kicking match!

  • Ah! My ankle! Ugh! My shazmenoid!

    lol

  • Oh no its the girl from the well!!!!

  • �

  • ah tentacle rape scenes...they're always instant clasics

  • lol "where's a japanese school girl when you need one"

  • It's hilarious when arby says he's pregnant

  • NERDY!!!!!!!!

  • save the rings

    stop the rest

    got it!

    Haha

  • Ugh! My Shazminoid! I couldn't stop laughing after this!

  • An ass kicking lighter! great video

  • that was really fucking funny i liked the pregnant part the best.. I LOVE YOU MACHINIMA

  • what the hell is a shazminoid?

  • its kind of a cross between a shin, and a collarbone

  • LOL. the arbiter pregnant part was hilarious!

  • "yeahh the hentai triads are next door buddy"

    "yeah, wheres a japanese school girl when you need one"

    BEST LINE EVVVARRR

  • oh god its that girl from the well.

  • Uh my Shazmenoid

  • im pregnant.... when did you know....just now

  • no he will light it with an ass kicking match LOL

  • lol infestaion on local thats why xbox live is the best

  • this one was by far the funniest out of all the ones I have seen

  • 3.58 to 4.10 LOL

  • God I hate that soccer ball LOL!!!

  • beowolf!

  • i shall have my buger my way!!!!! LMAO

  • lol the pregnant part was funny

  • woooooooooooooooooort wort wort. hhahahahahahha

  • its weird how my name is john and i look like him in the back

  • an ass kicking lighter.

  • what did u see?

    -dead ppl LOL

  • ow my shasmanoid

  • how will you lite it?... witha lighter! lol

  • "God, I hate that soccer ball." LOL YES FOREVER

  • w00t Hentai.

  • god I hate that soccer ball...

  • WHO DOESN'T?

  • raccoons?

  • You know, I think you're right.

    Poor racoons don't know what they're missing.

  • aw my ankle!

  • perfect bit at 4:00 was put in perfectly

  • " I AM, BEOWOLF!" lol great part

  • "it's the girl from the well" lmfao

  • what you see deaad people

  • best eppy

  • I just knew he was going to say something about hentai when the gravemind showed up ^^

  • chief i want to tell you something im pregnet.... when did you know

  • "ow, my ankle!"

    "Ow my shazminoid!"

    Hilarious