The Original Magic Bullet - Part 2

[winesy83]

"Hey I am British, I am going to L.A to become a movie star........... my life sucks"

[RadioTechSk8]

@14lanicup really? That's awesome bro, glad you could share that with us.

[tinzan]

too bad you can't have the machine going that long when you're making juice, the machine gets overheated....

[xxLykABossxx]

Technically she used 2 pans .. the onion and omelette

[wang78739]

... u need to cook the pasta, the meal takes at least 20 min

[ta123rd]

LOLOL!!!! 9:15 WHAT THE FUCK?!?! The blonde Oompa Loompa is gonna eat Burman's face since he doesn't like brocolli!!!

[basketballfan3606]

@2:00 Yum yum yum

[Rimab23]

her microwave isn't even plugged in

[HO1ySh33t]

since when do people start calling blended uncooked shits pasta sauce?

[tigereyes126]

@HO1ySh33t

You mustn't know what pesto is.

[fran9860]

I want to lick hazel's 300 year old pussy.

[14lanicup]

I never had a problem with broccoli unless it's over cooked but that's the only time I won't eat it any other time fine I'll eat it no problem.

[dudettefredoune2207]

I like how they put the green sauce on the white pasta and the white sauce on the green pasta. And now after that, they have 1week of food waste because they wanted to show their 20 new magic bullet!

[BlowoutBob]

lol..."yuck, I HATE broccoli."

[BluKrbygrl]

I just noticed how echoey the room they're in is. SEEMS LEGIT TO ME.

[EmeraldGreenXx]

Never seen an advert like this.It puts ideas into your head"I can see myself using that now" instead of just advertising the product.

[BroadwayKid2008]

Do people really dip carrots in guacamole?

O.o

[XCisAwesome]

6:13 - "I didn't even use a knife". Are you fucking kidding me? You clearly did to chop all of the those veggies and especially the avocado.

[letsenjoysmiling24]

4:57 "a halapeeno" LOL

[guissepperonaldo1]

the magic bullet even fucking cooked the pasta! and don't worry about cleaning it, cause that shit magically cleans itself!

[WorldzMadeOfStatic]

I saw/heard 4 things in this video

*Every part needs dicks*

The green pasta sauce looked like diarrhea

Noone actually uses those mugs and

:D

[amrita81696]

A LITTLE bit of cream?!?!?! You've got to be kidding me! Also, the sorbet doesn't work :/ :/

[FalsifiedAccusations]

@amrita81696

Yeah it doesn't work for me either.

[beratio]

0:41 check the microwave it already has 1 in there so now there are 2

[XCisAwesome]

9:27- I love cheesy and bad commercial acting.

[aeris091]

she turned the chicken into paste

[Omgizz123omg]

they gotta stop timing shit

[coldsalami]

Well of course the fruit is going to overpower the vegdables because he tripled the amount of fruit then the vegdables

[SilkySkillsUnited]

2:02 nom nom nom

[wwnnn16]

Lmaoooo the actors are the best!!!!!!

[MPSecare]

isn't magic bullet a vibrator?

[DesperateH19]

officially that's a food show !

[DesperateH19]

that blonde lady is kinda stupid she's asking a stupid questions like at 02:15 i think she told him that green thing is pastaaa :)

[deformdteddybear8186]

Hey! Their's no coffee in that cup! Why would you lie to me Vern?

[ESchneider513]

That fucker is just going to hog all the nachos.

[Spongefreak89]

@CourtneyAriana I was gonna say the same thing. Who wants cold pesto? I certainly wouldn't eat that.

[AngelicPegasus]

After watching this, I pity their microwave.

[AndrewNProductions]

wow if this were a real life situation,just imagine what your friends would be like after bragging and showing off a kitchen appliance over 20 min Xp

[ScarletRedCrimson]

ah the wonders of the jump cut ^.^

[BostonSecret45]

"without even using a knife!" what did you get the avacado open with: the magic bullet?

[CourtneyAriana]

2:21 look at how perfectly perfect her nails look! lol

[CourtneyAriana]

1:35 -ish wouldn't the sauce be cold? the pesto, not the alfredo

[rosalielove11]

"Without using a single pot or pan!" So how the heck did you cook the pasta? In the magic bullet?

[milhousetheking]

I'll bet these assclowns are gonna have a circle jerk gang bang orgy on each other while they stuff all the shit they made up their crevices and bury their faces in it. That bitch with the cigarette needs to ash that shit ASAP, unless she enjoys a dash of ashes on her favorite magic bullet dishes. Berman, you big fucking baby!!!! Hahahaha!!!!!!!

[TerminatorX515]

"yuck....i hate brocolli!" lol i love the lady's facial expression when he says that. such a look of disgust and disappointment

[lawrencetimmons94]

6:10 - "I didn't even use a knife!" - as he's using a knife to scoop the guacamole out of the bullet.

Also, how did you get the avocado open?

[edwardmylover8]

Can they get any gayer?

[thenamesheath]

"oh yeah yeah, nachos, those are my favorite" haha!

[xRockstar29x]

So if they didn't use a knife, how did he open the avocado? With a spoon?

[ALTERNATECHAOS]

The cleanup must be a nightmare.

[aqualily625]

kay, so if you really didnt use a single pot or pan, how the hell did you cook the pasta? lol.

[astayonix]

The Magic Bullet is TERRIBLE at whipping stuff. Unless you put in just a little bit of heavy whipping cream at a time, it always turns the stuff at the bottom into butter while all the cream at the top stays liquid. What a mess.

[DjPowermelon]

"You cook with this?! THIS IS MADNESS!"

[1Reactions1]

02:01!! YUMYUMYUM!! ;-)

[billyparn]

its funny how they say in one ..... two......threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­ee secounds

[schoolsout15]

i dont believe mimis dress her tits are showing and mick must be pretty lucky to live with her for sex

[lawrence4566]

4:53 Poarty Rolling!

[DJMaiskolben]

damn, now im hungry^^

[kbabygirl1121]

i could've sworn they cut off the laughter at 3:02 !

[iluvpatrickdempsey96]

Did mimi seriously just say jala PEENO? 4:57

[Drizzlerman]

Mimi is a whore and Mick is a geeky english assclown who gets to bang her because she's so dumb.

[amrita81696]

Do they not eat salt?!?!?!?!!?!?

[leafsraptorsjays1]

didn't they just have breakfast?

[hrholmesinfinity]

They all make light of it, but Berman really is on borrowed time, guys :/

[bombin1181]

That lady in the beginning is smoking a dubie

[Omegaeghas1]

0:44 take a closer look into the inside of the microwave. if the bullet was soo good at cooking. then why do you need 2 cups of the stuff in the microwave?

[bigkaine1]

U Know What Else A Party Needs .. DICKS! haha

[taeyangJR]

@bigkaine1 HAHA, he totally did say that LOOL

[GEORGEZNEMETH]

Wanna bang Mimi's sexually deprived sister!

[majorlybad]

I like the one with the cigarette in her mouth

[elisec790]

2:57- 3:02 BERMAN THAT IS THE WHIPPING BLADE

[rct12368]

Yeah, All without dirtying a pot or pan. How did they get the "cooked" pasta?

[pirates4evah8888]

and in just SIX seconds you have a delicious pesto sauce AND a plate of already-cooked pasta! its magic!

[Drew3432]

Thumbs up if you counted how many second it took him to make the food

[MegaMan4762]

tumbs if made you hungrey XD lol

[annie51572]

ya guys i hate brocolie. you sopposed to be glad im making you this you ass wipe

[Grinxia]

2:01 yum yum yum



[sickboy99ful]

I want the Alfredo pasta,the nachos,the quesadilla,and the milkshake

[DonkeysVSGoats]

Why are theri chips brown?? O_o

[CearaUltraCool]

@DonkeysVSGoats they're blue chips

[schoolsout15]

i dont like mimis dress it shows her boobs

[theresarene123]

Biggest "squeeze" of chocolate syrup I've ever seen

[itsamariokart]

there should be a sitcom with these people.

[emtpilot132]

7:16 she just had a lidgasm

[AngelicPegasus]

I shutter when I try to imagine one of their "parties."

[blaphafas]

@AngelicPegasus lol right, they would try to sell shits to each others

[Boogieboy138]

You need like ten magic bullets to do all that, you don't use the same one with the leftover stuff in it from before.

[TabbPunk97]

@Boogieboy138 You could just wash it, it wouldn't take that long :L

[gyqz]

I think they both have a 'Magic Bullet' inserted to them!

[redsoxxx1234]

why are all these people at there house

[Drizzlerman]

6:29 where the fuck else are the ingredients going to go, Mick?

[thenamesheath]

@Drizzlerman Thats what I always asked! haha

[Drizzlerman]

Berman likes to whip people in s&m dungeons

[Drizzlerman]

0:57 he knocked up pesto sauce in 9 months it's going to have his baby

[BellENDwanKer]

Mimi, stop standing by the microwave. That's how Hazel lost her left breast, remember?

[Suzame123]

i have this itkinda.uh..lmfao

[MlgBehemoth]

this video makes me feel awkward

[surfer53]

which blade do you use to grind hard cheese? the one with 2 blades or 4?

[silverblue008]

The BASE is the size of a coffee mug, but all of the parts take up a whole cabinet....

[bonfire302]

Without Dirtying a single pot or pan. WHAT ABOUT THE OMLET AND MUFFINS!

[aquamarine399]

Actually, it takes less then a minute to make a phone call to order a pizza....( for me )

[aquamarine399]

The food looks sooooo good!!!

[ZoMg801]

how did u make that homemade pasta?.....did..did u use the pot?

[loverOFallANIME54]

haha notice how theres two things in the microwave haha

[LPSGamerGirl]

it's too expensive for me, i wanna go to canada cause i heard it's like 30 bucks there ):

[TheToyreviewer24]

the pasta sauce looks like someone threw up

[siriustalker]

Anyone else notice the preheated pasta sauce container already in the microwave?

[bigbucks451]

@siriustalker holy shit! u were right!!!!!

[Born2Hula1219]

At 1:35 they all sound completely disgusted by the 5-Second Pesto Sauce.

[TheYoshi126]

@7:46 tht so ain't a lil squeeze

[TheShadrachs]

"You know, Mick and Mimi, sometimes I feel like you invite us to barbecues just so you can sell us your blenders"

[TheOnePistol]

$99?? I got it for $2 at a yard sale, and it works great! XD

[ElBombastico883]

@TheOnePistol SUCKER! I found mine in a dumpster!

[091053JG]

Are they having an orgy? that broad with the cigarette dangling, I would not fuck her with Berman's dick!

[DAN5675able]

they better give me an invite to their house for dinner. I'm not like those kids who eat vegtables, I love them so much

[LeoneJalbertZ]

will it blend?

[SuperAdamJT]

DID THE LADY SAID JALAPENO!

[danjozev]

@SuperAdamJT yes. yes she did.



[natedoggcata]

my grandmother had one of these. It broke after like 3 months

[jalove31426]

5:32 there is NO way you can get those burn marks from just a microwave.

[Deathwing43]

"And all of these comfort lids come in different colors, so you can remember which drink you put the roofie in."

[MissPopularCulture]

I want that pasta!!!!

[cg562912]

I've always hated how Mimi doesn't cut the quesadilla into four equal quarters.

[johnshopkins1000]

Everyone on this infomercial is on drugs!

[jobocoolneleh]

i have one of these....the blade broke in a month

[MrPatulienka]

Thumbs up when you before this video look at Bullet For My Valentine video.

[maxinpains]

wow.. these foods makes i gonna have a heart attack....

[xlesliepink11x]

when he makes the avocado dip; he says & i didint even use a knife , whats that in ure hand ?

[areyousayinimchunky]

@xlesliepink11x not a knife..a rubber scrapey thing..

[lalapuppy93]

@areyousayinimchunky

It's a spatula lol

[areyousayinimchunky]

@lalapuppy93 yeah lol

[758partypooper]

Raging alcoholics. Who has a freakin margarita @ 8am??

[zombiepi]

I love how they make light of Berman's alcoholism.

[rainbowsailormoon]

@zombiepi

I love you.



[doctorwho295]

Huh, you can't taste the vegetables. Because they only added two pieces of broccoli. That's why the "fruit overpowers the vegetables". What a ripoff.

[MontblancChan]

They never used salt and pepper lol.

[Hoffmain]

Soo... I watched both parts.. But i still dont get the punchline? Is there a punchline at all? Why are they pretending to know each other? Why are all of thoose people eating breakfast from a Shaddy looking couple? Will it blend? Why am i getting flashbacks from the shining when they turn that god-forsaken machine on? Why am i naked and why do i have a hard-on?

[death4496]

@Hoffmain you're joking right?

[Hoffmain]

@death4496 Do you even have to ask?

[stewiebaby1314]

i love it :) <3 ;)

[koolusuki601]

i didn't see them clean the blending caps... ugh.

[hberry567]

Chocolate mousse? It's just chocolate whipped cream x_x

[iluvwebkinz829]

"A little bit a cream" LOL! A little? More like 2 cups.

[SmacktwiceJenkins]

dinners always a production.

[smd3551]

Best Part 7:11 "So everyone can tell which drink, is THEIRRRRRS!"

[Alecz156]

@05:37 Hey, you know what this party needs?

Dicks!

[BIGPIMPINUPDANYC]

I watched this very advert the other day, and the woman in the beginnings cigarette was blurred out.

They must have passed some law that you cant have cigarettes in adverts since it was released, or the company behind this product decided they weren't comfortable with her puffing away, especially in a kitchen.

But you could still see it; it was just blurred, like it had a cloaking device.

She looked like she had this 'Predator' cigarette hanging out her mouth.

CRAZY.

[TheLadandLass]

i got one for a gift and the only thing I really wanted it for was to mix and crush ice. it did neither. i used both blades yet i could have taken a hammer and made my own crushed ice faster.

[LizzytheRhetoric]

Mick and Mimi must have been up since dawn getting all that food together

[g4tech]

So they have a party the night before, they wake up and have another infront of a useless blender?

[LivaAndCo]

That's "a little bit" of heavy cream? What on earth is a lot?

[msnikkitumbler]

Alittle bit of olive oil ??

[tucojack]

Yuk! I hate broccoli!

[BlakkEyez01]

The only ppl I hear raving about this thing are people who make smoothies. Probably only for themselves at that, or they find it so easy to use cos they only cook for themselves. Id hate to have to rely on this thing and feed an entire family. I'd spend forever washing the same cups over and over before having a dinner even halfway freakin ready. UGH.

[BlakkEyez01]

A pasta dish made from SCRATCH so fast?? No. And....so wait, you just cooked TWO different dishes that quickly?? Again, NO. The damn noodles were already sitting there, you dumb twit.

[YoungMulaVidz]

VOICE CRACK @ 2:26 

[ProjectPangea]

3:40 Berman is clearly suffering from crippling alcoholism yet the rest of the gang just laughs at him, further enabling his destructive behavior. Poor guy desperately needs some clarity.

[kragoon]

9:15 Tiger blood :)

[NitzanBueno]

can you cut apples or carrots (like hard stuff) in the magic bullet?

'cause i don't want it to f**k my bullet...

[LuckyIzzy659]

So did anybody actually buy this

[silvRboLt95]

@LuckyIzzy659 I bought. used it once.

[ProjectPangea]

8:22 to 8:32 Mick looks like he just took a couple of bong rips

[flezria]

"That doesn't taste like vegatables" *Suprise face* "That's because the fruit OVERPOWER the vegetable!"

Seriously ROFL xD

[JasonDamisch]

I'll just eat the food out of the mixing container and save me some work on clean up.

[Keyasan]

ha la peeno

[BaPeZtaBiTcHez]

How did you make the pasta without a pot...ITS SORCERY

[Bloomberrypancakes]

@BaPeZtaBiTcHez pesto pasta doesn't require cooking

[marinalikesyourface]

@BaPeZtaBiTcHez GYPSY MAGIC.

[agent254422]

Best Quote................ Have you noticed that all the ingredients are going directly straight into the mug.......

[agent254422]

This is seriously the best tv-shop commercial ever made!!

[jmkeller]

Notice how the "60 second" quesadilla took 5 seconds. 05:24

[montufaralexandra]

i looooooove milkshakes !!!!!!!