Hey there Malone

[Twilighter614]

I like this way too much. xD

[MrGonchar55]

i hope malone comes back...he left because the penguins wanted to sign hossa...it's their fault not his!!!fuckin' noob

[DEFdork]

Nubmber 6 "Bugsy" Malnoe and The Tampa Bay Lightning just kicked your ass Pitsburg. Eat it.

[ohhi89]

@DEFdork Yes And The Penguins Shoud Take Their Season And Shove It Up Crosby's Ass! Go Lightning!

[Xnady22]

this song makes me really sad, i would take malnoe back in a heartbeat

[WhiteWalI]

@thickandy do you have the one team one goal picture source from this video?

[TDick611]

to be honest id rather have malone than cooke thats really wat we traded for (technically) but malone kunitz and crosby would be killer

[brockaloupe]

@TDick611 How they hell did they trade Malone for Cooke? Malone, Kunitz, Crosby? You ever hear of that whole salary cap thing?

[TDick611]

@brockaloupe malone costs abit more than cooke it couldve been done to keep malone and kunitz and crosby

[brockaloupe]

@TDick611 Still not following you... and you're forgetting they were banking on Hossa re-signing in Pittsburgh. Malone left, Kunitz is a more complete player... time to move on.

[TDick611]

@brockaloupe but hossa didnt resign and malone wouldnt have left if the pens didnt ditch him for hossa who ditched us...

[gratzner]

Hahaahaha!

[qwertyuiop554433]

LOL

[MrRpk901]

hilarious but i still love malone

[sidneycrosbyfan1000]

i still miss Malone

[KenneWilleJ1102]

Tampa Bay Sucks

[tharockstar01]

hahahaha

[xXxsIckICkxXx]

i believe malone wanted to stay, but we needed cap room for hossa, who then fucked us over

[relam13]

Malone has managed to get overpaid to play on a team that's shitty with or without him. Doesn't sound too bad.

[hockeychickadee]

This is pretty funny, how did u do this?

[lisameyer]

yep ryan and colby were the ones that really hurt. both were fan favorites here in the 'burgh.

[Xnady22]

i hope malone and colby comes back to the burgh they were my favorites

[thewerdguy]

me too

[mrchady]

@Xnady22 Sure Colby would be great back in the Burgh if he took a pay cut, he is in no way shape or form worth 3M/yr!!

[muztard]

This is quite clever and took a lot of effort to make and I can fully understand the hurt feelings as a result of him leaving but to give the guy a fair go, he only has so many years to make enough money to support himself and his family for the rest of his life.

Modern clubs in all professional sports chew up and spit out quality players. How often do you see even a true great play their career out as a one club player with the fairy tale finish to their career most players want?

[TDick611]

i was very disappointed when malone went to tampa because he still has alot of potential he will be a 55-70 point man at least for the next 5 years

[thisusernameisweak]

he was better in his home town of pittsburgh, still like him though

[deftonesrule311]

Thanks For Malone Pittsburgh .....hes been nothing but awsome here in tampa

[gr8vbplaya18]

Have you been watching Bugsy play this year? Yea he totally sucks... that was sarcastic hes playing amazing! Yea sounds like someone is very pissed at losing a star player...

[tblfan04]

sounds like someone is bitter about losing a star in Malone

[evalovin]

Are you people retarded? Malone did not leave Pittsburgh for Tampa for more money. Ray Shero knew that he would not be able to afford Malone and traded his rights to Tampa right before the July 1st deadline. Do you guys even read the paper or internet blogs?? This video, although funny, is not true at all. That's a fact, and you can write that down.

[MetalKsErules]

It is true that we never gave Malone a serious contract offer, even Malone said that Shero never gave him a serious offer.

But too bad we had our sights on re-signing Hossa instead.

[jhopp1234]

What's funnier is when Malone came back here for the 1st time last year, he walked into Shero's office and asked him to put a trade together to bring him back to the Pens. But, he was getting paid too much, so we couldnt pull it off.

Now THAT was in the paper up here in the Burgh and it Malone look like an idiot.

[gitzen]

i love how this was made by a PITTSBURGH PENGUINS FAN!!!!! hahahahaha love it

[pensfanE30]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha great video and song does anyone no how i can get this on my itouch,,,,and malone might come back just to let u guys no

[coachwags87]

No Buddy Malone will not be comming back. Not this season or next. He is way too much of a cap hit for maybe 20 goals and 20 assists

[pensfanE30]

i said i heard he was that tampa might buy him out in a few years i didn't me right now

[SuperHenderson13]

malone aint coming back...

[faxstax]

malone is a sellout, and the pens won the cup without him..hahahaha!

[pittsburghgrl29]

hahahaha funny video, i use2 love u malone, but now its over! i hate u....ur such a loser face!

[emilyluvscrosby87]

oh this video is so funny. i miss Malone on our team but o well i guess it was for the better that he left. i swear this video totally made my day lol i have been cracking up over it. lol love this. good job!!

[screamingxinfidelity]

Haha, I love Ryan Malone, but this is amazing, keep up the good work

[Gep9402]

Classic. We offered him an adequate deal, but instead he chose to sign an absurd deal with Tampa. He's making 7 million his first two years...7 million for a 20 goal, 40 point guy. Are you kidding me? Good riddance, I say.

[EvaD2587]

AHAHAH!!! OMG AMAZING

GO PENS !

[PrettiVegas]

I miss Malone. Pittsburgh fans (the majority anyway) still live love Ryan.

[xAxiom720x]

cant be mad at malone, he wanted to stay but we just couldnt afford him.

that being said.

this is hilarious

[qwerty7525]

bugsy sure shat the bed huh?

[picvegita]

PENS WIN THE CUP!!!

[molls033192]

haha love this :]

pens are better off without him..

pens in 6. DO IT

[TheGooners13]

funny song... that being said, fuck the penguins. another loss to detroit is in order it seems. Philly Flyers till i die.

[WileEPyote]

Remind me, who took the flyers out of the playoffs again?

[ShmoopOuttaShwang]

dude flyers suck! remind me....when was the last time they won the cup....o right 34 years ago!!

Penguins are ok but DEVILS ARE GREAT!

[xAxiom720x]

HAHAHA

[Juice050289]

Eat it bitch

[LEXYisCRAZY]

hahaha LMAO thats why fucking won bitch lol you just got owned by all of pittsburgh bitch.

[TheGooners13]

come to philly and we will see who gets owned bitch. you can hop on and rotate you cuuunnntt.

[mitchltd]

haha tough guy, I know it must be depressing having such a terrible hockey team, but don't worry kid, one day they'll win a playoff series again

[SuperHenderson13]

haha internet tough guys like TheGooners make me laugh

[shanetrain49]

he wants to come back and they want him back so lets see how that works out

[xuscbausp]

be sure to practice your golf swing. you'll be on the course every april the rest of your career (i hope)

[vash7ehstampede]

"Your friends will all make fun of you and laugh about your minus 2" is the best line of the song.

[pittsburgherrr]

impressive!

[ivand87a]

So Bugsy broke his hand against the Penguins tonight. How fitting.

The Pens clinch a playoff spot while Malone schedules his tee time for next Monday. Or surgery. Ouch!

[bmakin11]

Nice Video Malone is awesome but now that he left da burgh he is hated

[Brewcrew200687]

Ryan Malone IS one hell of a hockey player!! I wish He was STILL a Penguin!! BIG 16 I front of the Net!!!

[britrugger8]

I dont see how people are ragging on the pens, theyre definitely on one hell of a hot streak I wouldnt want to play them in the first round

[29pens48fan25hockey]

i miss malone

fackin tampa bay >:(

hes from pittsburgh so why didnt he just stay.

the penguins are doing just fine without him tho

go pens!

good video

[Slidemaster83]

this video is hilarious...but only because penguins have just as much a shot at winning the stanley cup as the lightning do...which is ZERO

[pens1818]

how do you figure

[screamingxinfidelity]

AHAHAHAH FAIL.

[coachwags87]

Don't miss Malone.  Kunitz is going to be way better for our team.

[iRock10005000]

But imagine if the Pens had them both.

[hockeytapenut]

@coachwags87 And Cooke is going to be worse!!! Go Wings!!

[riv4life618]

I totally miss Ryan, kinda thinking that right about now the Pens are too:(

[MCOneMan]

Any Yin on here complaining about Malone sucking this year surely doesn't realize how badly the 8th place Penguins miss him.

[lovehockey87]

I wish Ryan Malone didn't leave the Penguins.

Funny video though.:D

[RTash91]

the pens lost army and malone two good leaders.. would be doing better if he stayed..

[sexyitaliangrl18]

we probly would have cause they were doin good in the burgh

[mrake]

I love this. So damn true

[ihatevince]

lol, this was talked about in an espn mag article about malone

[henz08]

Although this is funny. Just remember who was standing in front of the net in game 5 against Detroit when Sykora scored the winner. His physical presence is missed.

[yuckko1029]

does anybody know what happened to morozov and konstantin koltsov or howeevr you spell his name

[kymthehockeyhero]

Waived and went back to Russia

[LoveThemPens]

Number 1, the pens never made an offer to Ryan, never even talked to him and traded his rights to Tampa Bay. Was he supposed to not take the deal that he was offered? Number #2, whoever said Satan is having a career year is crazy. He sucks!

[SuperHenderson13]

ummmm yes the pens did offer malone a 3 year deal...

2. satan is doing a lot better then most people thought he would.

so shut up...

[axg8746]

actually satan is not even close to achieving what they pens hoped he would, thus he is playing on the 3rd-4th line...he is a lazy, floating piece of crap that shows no emotion on the ice

[hockeykid333]

i hate satan..i really hate him..he is horrible but he got a goal 2night..mayb he'll turn it on .but he's nothing as they expected..

REPLY :)

[xerinxlynnx]

i hate satan! he is such a waste of air and money.

[bwhighfootball]

this shows that you dont know what your talking about

! Malone was made an offer by the PENS and he thought it was ridiculous. and instead of negotiating he felt like they didnt want him and refused to have contract talks with shero so shero traded his rights

2. satan is actually playing good he is just inconsistent

[luckyskin09]

malone's an idiot

leaves pittsburgh when he was playing with malkin and sykora to go to tampa bay?

and play with like recchi and artyukhin or whatever his name is

[lilhannahbabexoxo95]

shut. up. you are a stupid idiot and malone is amazing. so shut your face. your big, ugly, malone hating face. FYI: YOU are an idiot. not malone. so ha.

[luckyskin09]

malone's an idiot

leaves pittsburgh when he was playing with malkin and sykora to go to tampa bay?

and play with like recchi and artyukhin or whatever his name is

[LoveThemPens]

Number 1, the pens didn't make an offer to Ryan, never even talked to him, and traded his right so why shouldn't he have taken a good offer. And #2 whoever said Satan is having a good year is crazy. He sucks!

[BulletForMyMetallica]

Fuck Malone. We don't need him, we got Crosby

[StefaniaPB]

This was very funny!

However, Malone wasn't traded, he signed with Tampa as a free agent, and this is because Pittsburgh didn't make him a good enough offer. Which, yes, agrees with the song that he left for more money.

I really prefer Malone playing with Pittsburgh, and I have a feeling he'll be back before his career is over.

[morozov924]

I think he didn't give Pittsburgh a chance, but on the other hand, the Penguins tried, without his permission, to send him to Columbus before he could even GET to free agency. I'm sure, at the time, Tampa Bay seemed like a better choice, and the Penguins seemed like real asses.

[axg8746]

how is trading someones rights who you are not going to resign anyway being an ass? its called being smart and getting something for a player that is leaving anyway.

[SuperHenderson13]

actually malone WAS traded, he rights were traded about 2 days before july 1st....

[axg8746]

ummm ya he was traded. his rights were traded before the start of free agency

[StefaniaPB]

This is true that he was traded. I apologize for my mistake.

If we want to get technical, his contract only lasted for a few days and then he signed with Tampa as a free agent.

I miss Bugsy.. :(

[avgophersfan20]

that was an awesome video

hilarious and true

fuckin queer malone

[MikeCosta]

Just Eight More Days Til I Get To Boo Him. I Can't Wait :-D

[GoPensGo377]

lol, I dont know, I think theres going to be a mix of boos and cheers, but who knows, ill probly boo

[MikeCosta]

MY Guess Is There Will Be More Boos Than Yays Simply Because He Left His Hometown For More Money. I Never Liked Malone, But Even I Took That As A Slap In The Face.

[morozov924]

This is all very true...and funny...Malone was my favorite player ever since his rookie year, and this is just...a real idiot move on his part.

[BulletForMyMetallica]

Me too. I used to live in Pittsburgh plus my dad got free penguins tickets. i watched him from his rookie season till now. He really pissed me off though. Ohh well fuck him we got Crosby

[PrettySinning]

Epic win.

[pensfan1029]

LMFAO

[YogiKevin]

Sounds like a good crooner.

[Bagels1231]

Hahahah

GO PENS!!!!

[TWlLlGHT]

this is sssssssooooo funny my bro and mom love it to lol Lets Go Pens!

[ferrin]

HAHAHA this is hysterical.

LET'S GO FLYERS :)

[ProMuumi]

lol,but the best song!!

[drummer8616]

I love this vid, but its not true. As of Dec. 4th, Orpik has 6 pts. Malone has 12.

[JessBob]

After the Orpik line, he says, "For now it's true."

This shit doesn't get any less funny each time it is watched.

[TheDaner]

You are a fucking dolt. It was supposed to be a joke. OBVIOUSLY Malone was going to outscore Orpik at some point. I dont know you, but I hate you after that comment.

You are probably the worst person on the planet to go to a party with. Buzz kill.

ps- i hope santa leaves you a pile of reindeer shit under your xmas tree. fucking dick.

[VagrantHige]

so very true....

LET'S GO PENS!

[dukkookim7]

as a fan of hockey in general, this is realllllllllllly fucking hilarious.

go leafs go.

[iamthegovornment]

As a life long Pens fan, and pretty much a life long Lightning fan (and was a huge Malone fan), this really hit home! Thanks

[iamthegovornment]

As someone who has moved from Pittsburgh to Tampa, I just want to thank you for this video and song. Thank you so much!

[rovers17182]

even though both the Pens and Malone have moved on, it's still hilarious. Let's go Pens!

[DEFdork]

As a Lightning fan, this hurt. It is funny, but its also hurtful.

[johnebodnar]

the first time i heard this i laughed so hard. then i realized one of my photos appears in this twice. the "tampa bay or bust" photo is one of mine i did with a friend as a joke and the way it is used in this video is freakin' awesome! rock!

[TDick611]

He has a slow start. i mean yea he left but we (pittsburgh) will move on. Good Luck Malone and Penguins Go Pens!!!!!!

[ali8744]

Wow. This is just pretty much awesome... HILARIOUS!!! I seriously will probably just keep coming back here and watching it. haha. And... kudos to whoever sang it & made up the words -- VERY STELLAR job!! GO PENS!!

[letsgobucs1515]

yea fuck you malone kiss the cup good bye for you and you can kiss the pens ass when we hoist it up this year

[burgy76]

I don't have hard feelings against Malone and I miss his grit...but this is still hilarious.

Go Pens.

[rh710]

Malone is a bitch who had star talent around him which blinded other teams as well as him over how good of a player he is. He can have his money...we want the cup!

[bobjob25]

BTW I gave this video a 5 each time I have rated, because is funny. That is what I am rating on.

[ohkayyfolkss]

great job.

[rizon8]

As for Ryan.... he did take less then what he asked for from the Pens.... that is what is really fucked up.... With Tocchet they now have a competant coach.... we will see if he can turn his game around.... to be honest I still like the guy as I am getting over the whoring out however Id like to see him struggle numbers-wise at least til the Pens can win the whole damn thing!

[bobjob25]

Wow, that was funny. Look on the bright side though... by the time the Pens will come close to a cup his Tampa contract will be up... maybe he can come back!

Crosby may also be able to grow facial hair that doesn't make him look like Ribeiro #2 (AKA Ratboy)at that time. Don't bet on it though.

[rizon8]

Oh and as for making fun of the kid for not being able to grow a mustache..... are you fucken kidding me.... he is a very young man.... Im sure you were able to grow a full one by the time you were 14.... good for you... we all gotta be good at something and you found your talent... facial hair.... Im glad Sids talent is playing hockey! Besides Im sure the 14 yr old mustache brought 18 yr old back hair.... I hear the ladies love that... thinning out up top yet?

[bobjob25]

Good response... really. I want to put emphasis on that. Did you think I was Ryan Getlaf for a second? Crosby is 21 years old and his facial hair growth is sparse... does that mean it can't be made fun of? Sid is a good player, probably a top 10 talent in the league, but he still looks like a rat, especially when he tries to grow facial hair. At least Malkin has the decency to shave it off... or not grow it at all.

[Statts63]

Well thats it. Its official. Pen fans are officially a bunch of whiny bitches. Hossa: check, Malone: check. Whos next? Conklin, Roberts, some other player that left your shitty team in the off-season .

[h3nrym0rgan9024]

I don't really think this is whiny... It is more making fun of Ryan Malone.

I'm a pens fan and couldn't care less that we lost Hossa and Malone.

Sure it's a shame... but I'm pretty sure everyone has gotten over it.

[ppd343]

Lol yea the Pens are real shitty.Roberts and Conklin were sure major cogs in the Pens machine.

Bitter much? Malone has 3 points. He's real productive without Malkin. The only loss was Hossa and the Pens finished 2nd in the conference without him.

The Pens will go back to the finals and probably win it this year.

[EatTheRich138]

Ruutu was a big loss as well. I like Cooke but he doesn't put a dent in replacing Ruu. His shootout skills are missed.

[SuperHenderson13]

if u think that ruutu was a lot better in a pens sweater then matt cooke then you know nothing about hockey.

[EatTheRich138]

Are you one of those "If you don't agree with me than you know nothing about ____" dickheads? that was a rhetorical question, as you've already proven you are. I just felt the need to reiterate that you are a dickhead. The world is comprised of opinions and some of them tend to differ. but hey, if your ego is so small that you need to perpetually pat yourself on the back, then have at it. whatever. Feel free to carry on being an opinionated prick.

[rizon8]

The best part of many of these posts is that they show how little most "fans" know about this game. The Pens HAVE more then replaced the guys who left... Satan is having a career yr, Sid probably wont miss 30 games and they ARE off to their best start in 15yrs.... without their TWOTOP blueliners.... Sorry haters, the Pens are fine, the are still one of the class teams of the East and will only get better after Whitney and Gonchar get back... Dont be surprised to see him in the finals again!

[bobjob25]

Cool... resting on Satan... Are you a Satanist then?... I kid. But the Pens are about MAF, not SC or EM... good luck.

[highflyer3]

"Humour or humor is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement."

Just thought you'd like to know Statts seeing as you obviously can't recognise it now.

[lyndacarterismymom]

my god, this is pure gold.

[steelcityassault]

Amazing. Nice work.

[anarchyinpa]

this is greatness. so much win.

[sk8ergyrl1013]

so hysterical!! Love it!

[zpawoman]

Love it. Absolutly priceless!

[smcghen]

I like this video, and for the fact that at 1:10 and 2:31 I get to see what I look like with Ryan Malone's face. it's true, I'm a youtube celebrity and I didn't even know it

[johnebodnar]

haha! you sure are sir. what else can we do with the jerseys we have? ha!

[PittsburghDefender]

im not surprised he left...he came from upper st clair...rich pricks

[meecrofilm5]

Poor Bugsy. Should've taken the 2.whatever million Shero probably offered him.

[thepolishkid88]

Epic...I'm gonna pass this along to Shero.

[TheDaner]

this is brilliant.

[annamh11]

Genius.

Absolutely hilarious.

Even though I always liked Bugsy...

[K1mb3rly]

love Ryan Malone, but i think this video is the funniest hockey video i've seen ever.

[TheT4xid3rmist]

But I thought Malone was one of the players that went away and would cause the downfall of the Penguins? Pens are doin quite good without his presence.

[gatsbys]

solid. i love it.

[whymfrost]

outstanding. Normally I can't stand these parity songs but this one is awesome.

[mcoley116]

tremendous video

[xuscbausp]

malone left for the money. hope it was worth it. joke

[wolvz78]

awesome!

Brooks Orpik has more points than you....

Best ever =D

[glovesoff]

hats off to you for this. it's incredibly awesome

[MikeCosta]

Yes This Video Is Amazing. Fuck Ryan Malone. Never Liked Him, Never Will

[sagoalie26]

he looked good last game least amount of ice time and the most points

[PENSIN3]

WOOOOOOOOO!

[tiredandjaded]

Awesome stuff.

"Brooks Orpik has more points than you."

"You lead the team in penalty time... on the third line."

"The Cup will never, ever bear your name, and you're to blame."

Amazing work.