Brother Jed on Pre-Marital Holding of Hands (as a start)

[0YtsanBlowout0]

He was here at the U of A today. This guy is crazy.

[JoesRambles]

"Then there will be penile penetration!" Best. Line. Ever.

[The72koenig]

scumbag christian vs. douchebag jews!!! all religion is for the weak-minded!!!

[baaleistox]

he's got a point

[tiberius6923]

I actually enjoyed the ginger twins lecturing him on the Torah and his own Bible. A nice smack down.

[AndyHogue]

A rare sight in modern American Christianity. Thanks for capturing this enigma on video!

[ptsocr]

I love Jews <3

[chernobleman]

@0:40

"PENILE PENETRATION!" Yes. That is part of how babies are made.  You're a goddamned genius Brother Jed!

[prepschoolkid]

lolll he was Umich today!! Hillarious!

[hiraikotsuember]

Penal penetration. Wooooow.

[MsJK21]

He sure likes to talk about sex in public a lot. That's not one of christ's commandments!

[robertmck12]

rude dude

[Ubergreyface]

lol ginger jew

[WhoisJacqueFresco]

Hue press 5 and then 6

[LMA629]

"You don't look Jewish.....darker hair, larger nose...." OMG did he SERIOUSLY just go there?! So apparently he thinks all Jews look alike.

[WhoisJacqueFresco]

@LMA629 I know....happens to me a lot. Did you see him do the score motion at 0:39? I couldn't stop laughing. PENAL PENETRATION!!! HE SHOOTS HE SCORES :P

[LMA629]

@WhoisJacqueFresco lol @0:39. so are you actually Jewish or do you just "look Jewish"?

[WhoisJacqueFresco]

@LMA629 I was raised Jewish and my family has been Jewish for almost 400 years as far back as we can trace. I have red/blonde hair ,brown/green eyes, tall, and I have a small nose. If you looked at my mom she "looks Jewish", but people assume I am not and say things like "He Jewed me" and "I didn't know you were Jewish". In my non-online life I try not to let people know because when moments like that happen....it is just akward Didn't you get an akward vibe from the preacher?

[LMA629]

@WhoisJacqueFresco haha yeah. I don't see what the big deal about being Jewish is.

[free2care]

He was at UCO today along with the crazy lady..... LMFAO I haven't been so amused in a long time. But I love how he is condemning everyone to hell for "sinning" If I remember correctly...isn't condemning someone when you are not the Lord a sin just as serious? :)

[gaspandsaywhat]

hahahaha. I just told my bf that he wasn't being affectionate enough. Brother Jed would be so disappointed. xD

[FredC1968]

Owned



[XSuicuneX]

Those redheads are quite good looking. Mrrrrow. ^.^

....gah, 'pre-marital holding of hands'? Jeez. I'm an affectionate person, if I can't touch my boyfriend then something is wrong.

[HaHa1010199]

Well you heard the man

[FWF1991]

Holy crap! He was at NMSU too!

[DaJollehOne]

Had this guy visit at my school the last two days...I had no idea who he was and was completely willing to listen to him with an open mind, until he started personally attacking me for wearing my Slayer shirt and having "scrap metal in my face", what a silly guy. Also got a talk about this pre-marital hand holding lol.

[brittanyxface]

OHHHH man. He's been here at A&M this week.

We've had words.

[xjapanesesteelx]

there is a guy wearing an Emperor shirt! FUCKING WIN.

[jpenn311]

I actually miss brother Jed's teachings a little... well not really!

[cheetawakeboarder]

what about the sweet sweet blow jobs and hand jobs

[Outlawcatgirl]

Ha, wow this guy is a silly man. Whoever said "slippery slope" is right...that's what his faulty argument is. XD

[ChavoMysterio]

This guy reminds me of Jim's dad on American Pie.

[ISwearIAmNot18]

"Are you twins?"

"Yeah. Is that a sin?"

Classic.

[thor123422]

This guy came to my university the last 2 days. It was freaking hillarious to watch everybody at my school rip everything he said apart. Quite the comedian he is.

[serenityinfire777]

There's a difference between penal penetration and penile penetration.

[DannyStCool]

haha what a square

[zyphernova750]

This is why I truly feel sorry for functionally retarded people.

[tranurse]

i remember them from florida state back in the late 1980's early 1990's.

[quarf53206]

he was at my school in late may. it was so damn funny and i was kind of mad coming across him on my way to class because i had used up my free absences that i was allowed in that class and i couldnt stay and laugh my ass of because he was so DAMN FUNNY.

GINGER KIDS!

[columbusgypsy]

Lol, I had classes with the guy with the longer red hair, we were in the same major, comparative religion, he and his brother really know about religion and they are awesome guys, nicest you'll ever meet and funny as....hell!! >:D

[jrdnsms]

Brother Jed got owned pretty hard.

[bleepu12144]

FUCK HOLDING HANDS I JUST SKIP RIGHT TO THE PEEEEEENAL PENETRATION LOVE IT <3

[bleepu12144]

OOO NO I DIDNT KNOW HOLDING HANDS LEADS TO DRY HUMPING IM TELL THE WOMEN OF MINE WHO NEEDS TO MAKE ME SOME FOOD IN THE KITCHEN AS BROTHER MICAH WOULD SAYS...ILL TELL HER FIRST THING WE CAN NO LONGER HOLE HANDS DAMN SINNER :( this make me sad her hands are soft

[Marzykitty]

There are times I'm glad that I go to a school so tiny they wouldn't bother showing up... but at the same time, they seem like they would be so much fun to verbally spar with. CONUNDRUM.

[pipiccolator]

The best part is that he's so serious! Lol. "PEEEEnal penetration"

[vonpursley]

Brother Jed is the man!! He is so funny. you have to see him for yourself. This video is nothing compared to what i witnessed these last two days. He has some good stuff to say and hes a little out of his mind but so funny. It would be an honor to have him back

[DeadGirlsPass]

i think this guy needs a real job and quit telling people how to live their lives

[enigmatically]

holding hands is fun.

[maxwejw]

Brother Jed preached at OSU while I was there in the early '90's! Amazing he is still around!

[douglasjcox]

"Penile penetration!!" Praise da LAWD!

[alright258]

This isn't so much hateful preaching as Brother Jed's dating guide!

Now I know- holding hands will stir up passions and get me into my buddy's pants!

[MrMcConnon]

@alright258 That includes family members too lmao

[ECWChris94]

Ha, this guy came to Akron U back in 2000, he was a riot. Hoooooomoooosexual, I'm so glad he is still around.

[SuperDennyCrane]

Oh, Fockerizer. don't accuse an entire religion of being stupid based on a few morons.

[alexblank91]

Next, he'll be tying people to a stake and setting fire to them as "witches"...

[TheFockerizer]

*rolls eyes* fucking stupid christians

[GuitarOfGold]

Please tell me you're not stupid enough to actually believe this is a mainstream methodology of Christianity.

[TheFockerizer]

no but i enjoy making fun of it

[RottingintheMidwest]

brother jed came to my campus today. there will be video footage available soon.

[EnlightenedOne13311]

actually brother jed is very real. I go to the university of missouri and he speaks at least once a week at our speaker's circle. its always entertaining to come by and listen. He even engages in discussion with the students who gather around and listen.

[btvsangel09]

All those "preachers" use tons of arm motions and are hopping and skipping around, one might think that they're trying to explain the bible through interpretive dance.

[deathbal101]

This is hilarious.

[Naiki1986]

Glad I live in Europe where is not so many freaks like that.

[13TH1RT33N13]

The preacher is an actor. This whole thing is a joke on holy rollers. Don't take things you see on American TV or YouTube seriously. That is a mistake Europeans make much too often.

[jetlyner1]

Really? I just I thought he was an Idiot who wondered around from campus to campus.

[mastadgib]

noooooooooooo. They come to my university too.

[Buzztootight1990]

It's not pre-marital if you don't choose to get married.

[MrMcConnon]

@Buzztootight1990 That's a damn good point lol

[Tom6093]

@Buzztootight1990 Lol.

[BeccaIsStatic]

hahaha OWNED by the ginger jews.

[13TH1RT33N13]

I think they were owned. Neither of them realized that this guy was being ironic.

[shvenmaster]

Ouch! Penile penetration?! Goodness!

[lemonlimecomedy]

lol

[caseythemagickal]

OWNED by the gingers.

;P

[MikeyJamJams]

Freeze! 1:42. How often do you seen two ginger guys, let alone, right next to each other!?

[furrypurrylove]

They were identical twins. And they seemed pretty cool, I might add. :o)

[Chloeraven]

@furrypurrylove

OH SHIT ITS FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY!!

[indy4ever]

there's a kind of kissing before french kissing? amazing. I'm going to try it right now.

[jiffylube2u]

well Jed Smock preaches everybody's a rotten sinner but him and his family. But his daughter Justina recently got knocked up and had a baby . Love Fundy Hypocrites. What you bet Grandpa-Jed denies it for as long as he can?

[Peasento]

Hahaha, fucking smart kids. I love it.

[MANUAIM]

Though the preacher was right about the holding hands thing...

The guy in the burgandy or maroon sweater BLASTED him about the TORAH...

I say Most of the Christians I have met believe that GOD became a man to! And the ENTIRE TANAKH declares NO SUCH THING! Jesus Christ is BENYAHWEH! ....

But this video seemed pretty peaceful even though I know it can get real ugly out there preaching but the guy in the burgandy sweater seemed pretty knowledgeable!

Peace...

[gagaoverhim]

i know the redhead guy... he was in my Psych class :)

[furrypurrylove]

Which one? There were two redheaded guys who were identical twins - LOL - both were cool.

[brutusbassoon]

"he and I are premarital!" lol "that's called dry humping"

get it justin!