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  • Howard stern tells the truth!!! Get off facebook its waste of time and BS!

  • If Hitler were alive, he'd use Facebook.

  • lol... ummmm dem words taste good Stern? cuz you must be eating them right now haha

  • Yeah, networking is definately for chicks and fem dudes - yentas.

  • I hit on all of the girls and they all rejected me cause I'm a fat fuck!

    lol

  • MyFace-book. lol

    I love Howard.

  • now howard stern and his whole staff are obsessed with twitter.

  • facebook and myspace are pretty fuckin gay

  • For Stern fan fun join my page on facebook! Search "The Howard Stern Show Superfans" :)

  • theres an annoying thwapping noise whenever anyone speaks. annoying

  • Fuckface is Horrible! Don't try it, I lasted a month. It was Awful,Horrid!

  • if your on my face haha

  • lay down, Read a book you dumb fuck! lol

  • Howard is a joke, guess he figures his 12 min boring rant about facebook is some how better than facebook statuses, narcisissm at it's finest.

  • @Hipcubbiesfan80 Quit listening to his awesome rants because you know everything he says is true. That's why you're mad! Like what Howard said, "If you're a over the age of 15 you shouldn't be on facebook" if you're over the age of 15 get a fucking life!

  • lol, this is exactly why i refuse to have a facebook - Howard hit it right on the head, spot on. It's like the thousands of youtube users that post vids of themselves. It's a waste of space, if anything. No one cares about what you ate for lunch, what you think of yourself, you're not an expert on anything, you're not talented - not even intelligent. It's kind of sad, really. Their lives are useless enough, no use making it worse by projecting it.

  • what's up wit that thumping sound?

  • i miss Howard. I need SIRIUS.

  • Howard Stern disciples are a joke

  • Funny how Howard was talking like this, then 3 years later, he jumped the Twitter bandwagon.

  • @MarvelComics1985 HE'S one of the individuals where a twitter is useful. He's uber-famous, a long-time radio expert and king of sirius, he has a massive following, people that actually DO care to get updates. Besides, twitter is a far cry from shit like Facebook. Point is, some people are worth the space, 99% of them are a waste of it.

  • So true! get a life no one gives a fuck what you had for dinner or what you dreampt about last night. so please do the rest of us a favor and go stand in traffic.

  • Funny hearing his show now, spending time talking about twitter but not remebering him trashing this.

  • @zo62 we all eventually turn to the dark side of social networking whether we like it or not lol

  • lol, someone got owned. Sorry Howard.... you were 100% wrong.

  • Robin shouldnt say anything, ive read some of her tweets.

  • not to sound judgmental and i'm not defending social networking but a lot of people on here are full of shit. the statistics on people who use facebook and myspace will say that most of you on here bashing social networking probably have an account themselves and are trying to take the "too cool for school" road that howard is taking.

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  • @tommydee7 huh? Facebook was originally designed exclusively for college students and alumni. If you weren't affiliated with a college, you couldn't access pages. What ruins social networking sites in general are functionally illiterate people of all ages, not just adults. The moment anything 'goes viral' and becomes accessible to the masses it deteriorates into drivel. 10-15 yrs ago only tech savvy ppl used PCs regularly. Today, user-interface is so simple that even morons can operate PCs

  • if you come on here and defend facebook and myspace then you seriously have fallen to the loop of complete losers and it shows your insecurities of how you feel the need to tell people where you are and what you do good job fuck heads..dont ever commit a crime cause the cops and fbi now have a detailed memo of where you are and who you were with wow are people really this dumb

  • howard writes status updates on his facebook now

  • How come everyones answer for everything is get a job, how about just get a life and leave it at that...Social networks were made to make desk jobs more interesting

  • @jamesharrel Wish I could bro. I am not even 100% sure, but did lots of internet research. For some weird reason, the U.S. feels the need to control and police the world, strange because it's not a dictatorship, it's a fake democracy. "Show me an American who thinks he's free, and I'll show you a person who is not well traveled"

    ------Escape From America

  • @FreeBlago1

    Well Business is great I have no problem with America!!! I see no problem maybe if you get a job and then you may have a life

  • Facebook is aligned with CIA, some believe they may be the owners. It was brilliant. They got 750 million douches to volunteer their pics, political beliefs, property they own, people they hang with, where they vacation...etc. Facebook admits they give warrant-free access to all Federal agencies, Myspace does not. Holy police state batman! Escape from Stupidville, pull the rip cord now!

  • @FreeBlago1

    Can you give any proof of all that? I'm not saying you're wrong.

  • @FreeBlago1

    Got your tin foil hat on? You should wear one to protect you from the waves they use at CERN, THEYRE TRYING TO CONTROL YOUR MIND, you know the truth now dude, watch for the black helicopter outside your house.

  • @ccfcobro Remind yourself to stay in u.s., you fit in perfectly!

  • @FreeBlago1 Con piracy theorist asshole.

    Cunt

  • @FreeBlago1 na the cia doesn't own facebook, but facebook does cooperate with the cia and government agencies.

  • Howard is such a cunt....oh, and all his fans are trailer trash fucking shit fucks.

  • i used to listen to the howard stern show all the time on sirius.

    after a while i realized just how out of touch these over paid people are with people like me who are broke and work for a living.

    i mean the show's funny sometimes, but god howard,robin, and arty can be the biggest rich asshole douchebags with stupid ass attitudes sometimes.

    and who the fuck is arty lang? what a total douche.

  • I like how people bash facebook and meanwhile they are on there reading peoples status and looking at the pics. lol.

    Howard's right tho people do spend way to much time on these sites.

  • i hate artie!!!!! go kill yourself

  • @mpapale6

    I hate Artie, too. He is not funny and is so freakin' annoying.

  • I AM A VIRGIN

  • fuck howard sterno stupid dick fuking retard you sound so fucking dad! go fucking watch jeopardy wile you tre to fucking pee you fucking old bag... don't know shit about tech.

  • @creativo215 , facebook is for fags

  • @MachoMadness79

    Facebook is for people with Friends

    Maybe this is a problem for you LOL >>??

  • @ShananagansOnYou its people like you that are pathetic. you feel so insecure with being called a "loner" or a person with no friends that you try so hard to act as if you have so many friends so you can go to sleep at night.

  • @ilovpie3000

    You are never so wrong you GOOK !!

  • I'm banning this shit when I have kids.

  • @Antiks72 nobody gives a fuck.

  • @humanheadcheese i agree with you alot of these bands have no talent and worse yet i keep getting friends request say hi blah music blah check out blah hope u like it

  • yeah its like these people type''im sitting down right now''who gives a fuck what your doing every second of every day.i do have facebook but only to keep in touch with my family that live out of the area....i dont ever post anything on that shit..i see people posting shit that i just feel like saying...who really gives a fuck if your drinking a fucking soda.

  • @CQ1981331 those sites are heaven for needy people and I really only find them relevant to finding info on my favorite bands and artists.

  • @CQ1981331 The most stupid thing is the poking, how the fuck can you spend time poking 300people you don't even know? people are gonna start dying from loss of social life...

  • here's my Twitter post.....hey...I lost my car keys, and plus I have gas. Enjoy.

  • Wait a minute. Doesn't Howard blog, everyday, on the radio? The medium is different but the concept identical. What was his show at the beginning, and still basically today? It was a broken down, me and a microphone, talk about my life and my opinions. Wasn't it? I mean, Howard knocks people for doing the same thing he's doing and then has the audacity to say "who gives an F about your life?" What who gives an F about yours Howard? What makes your experiences valid and others not?

  • @MrFunkMD Millions of ppl give a fuck, we dont however give a fuck what u or ur grandmother did last night. You dont get it.

  • @freshtendrills People give an F about Howard because he's a master at what he does. Don't kid yourself, I'm a huge fan of his like you probably. But if you think about it, what about his early days? You couldn't say the same about that time because NO ONE gave an F. He WAS, exactly what he's chastising here. His show is a radio blog, that was quality and rose to the top, just like the quality blogs do. Just because millions listen to Howard, doesn't mean he's not doing exactly the same thing

  • @MrFunkMD Erm.. Howard Sterd is making a living "Blogging" as you say - on the Radio (and One hell of a living at that). He's talking about the people who have nothing better to do than tweet and update their facebook all day long with details of their every day lives. It's rather pointless.

  • @MrFunkMD He's getting paid for it and has thousands/millions of listeners AND is funny.

    Most people on facebook are not funny, they don't get paid, and they have if lucky 10 people who frequently visit their page.

  • im with howard.

  • myface haha.

  • that ticking sound is so annoying

  • This was before lame ass twitter.

  • @Rimbaud1531 howards right, its worse than television. skews peoples views or reality.

  • @Rimbaud1531 lol, he is right, that shit is gay. myfacebook etc.

  • @toghax09 I bet you have myspace and facebook faggot

  • @Rimbaud1531 I don't like Howards take on things

    but this IS SO FUCKING TRUE, BLOGS ARE USELESS PEICE OF SHIT

    except the political ones.

    If you have something important to say, say it.

    people don't give a fuck about what you did 2day, unless it involves walking on the moon, stopping a war or some shit

  • who cares what your doing every second of the day.

  • MYFACE LOL!!!!!!

  • i agree "myface" waste of time

  • Facebook, Myspace, etc is useful if you want to network and promote yourself professionally. But most people think their inane thoughts are so important that people would want to read their blogs.

  • Man as usual Howard is on the money!

  • MyFace lmao.

    I agree with all this.

  • I'm 14 years old and I don't have a facebook or any crap like that.

  • Fuck Twitter and Facebook, Get a life. Myspace is only acceptable if you're promoting a band.

  • Howards EXACTLY RIGHT...

    He's not out of touch, he just knows blogging is for total douch bags.

    Who gives a fuck about some sluts pics at a club holding there retarded wannabe gang signs...Or talking about there dull life no one cares about.

    I wouldn't go knock on peoples doors asking what they did today so why the hell would i read there bullshit blogs.

    They do it cuz they know loser morons like themselves will read it so they feel like they have a purpose...Look at me look at me. Yey

  • You're absolutely right!!!!

  • Someone gets it...Thanks bro, Merry Christmas to you.

  • Same here bruh. Happy Holidays.

  • @sharpenedskull , couldn't agree more!

  • @sharpenedskull your blogging right now

  • @sharpenedskull he has a facebook, twitter, and a blog now lol

  • @sharpenedskull Well half the people I know do it...so I guess they're all losers

  • @hattrickster33 they are

  • @sharpenedskull ...except old perverted stalkers like me :) Id knock on someones door and after asking, i would be tempted to whack off in case the chick is a slut

  • @sharpenedskull Yeah i agree with him blogging shit is retarded

    But this asshole insult me and everywhere in the world where people speak french by calling us of coward.

  • @QCBEC You are a coward you french pussy... eifel tower is ugly and so are those weird hats you wear

  • @braunie124 Emm you must be either 12 years old or a troll

    Otherwise then that im french canadian i have nothing to do with french from france.

    dude you realize ppl like you is why if USA would be invaded everybody would be like nice exept us the fucking canadian that suck USA ass and yet ur still shiting on me

    You limit yourself to what you watch on the TV you blind sheep

  • @QCBEC Half of Canada lives within like a mile of the US border anyway so they can steal our television signals anyway... Go watch hockey you puck slapping maple sucker

  • @braunie124 stereotype over stereotype over stereotype

    America gotta stop watching TV and believeing in it..

    I do like maple syrup yeah its good its like not liking chocolat

    I dont like hockey i like boxe and martial art in general

    And for the tv signal, well yes of course there american show on canadian TV but we dont analize it the same way that you do because if i would i could think that all american are fat fuck that like to blow thing up and that fck out nature up .

  • @QCBEC And yet Canadians Love everything American so much so they make laws limiting American tv, shows, movies & music its just disgusting bunch of free loading hippycrit fascist country that means nothing to this world, hell even el salvador has more history and culture than canada can ever offer.

  • @MrHairyNutz Ya exactly but that is the retard that serve us as leader that just follow USA ass all the time not the citizen of the nation

    And lets be honest there nothing to talk about related to canadian history.

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  • @sharpenedskull people use facebook to keep in touch with friends

  • i agree with howard and i agree that hampton howie is getting real old also

  • doesnt he talk about fuckbook??

  • howard made one the next day haha

  • I first got a facebook a few months ago. It was all neat and fun in the beginning putting up pictures , writing descriptions, posting showy comments. I would see others posting their own poetry, putting up videos, and in time I realized ....nobody else cares...really, nobody cares. It's a waste of time. Plus, sending messages back in forth has taken the place of just picking up the Damn phone and CALLING your friend to talk. The only usefulness of it is in case some old friend is looking for you

  • turk, you're prolly some fat old fuck, been laid once by your mom. get off stern's dick and my sack. i commented THIS video, not u. cyber bully faggot. sounds like stern personally fucked you, and im happy cuz u deserve it. fuck off and quit emailing me. go fuck urself.

  • Don't have any of this horse shit, hate that everyone says "follow me on twitter!" -gay voice. Gay people invent this crap. Stern rules

  • religious people offend me greatly so why not Stern. He makes good points, swears but we have porno on the tv. It iswhat the public want.

  • Myspace is gay, Facebook is starting to suck a bit. Howard has a point!

  • I guess as many people read their own shit that also listen to Howard. He becomes more and more irrelevant with each and every day. My guess is that Howard created a facebook page and after both of his fans asked him to be a friend, he got pissed off when no one else asked. I could only listen to about 1 minute of this oral flatulation and I had to turn off the sound.

  • faggot.

  • A true Howie fan. They are all wonders of science because it's amazing that they can get enough brain power to even emit a grunt of a response like this. But then maybe old Mattie boy was answering the question "What do you have to be to be a Howard Stern fan"?. Amazingly enough, he got it right.

  • What did i get right, that gay people use social networking sites? You sound like a wannabe smart person, go watch oprah timmy o' toole.

  • Wow, this tool can hear me talk!!!! Better see a psychiatrist your hearing things. But then maybe you are hearing Howie saying "Do me matty baby" as you are sweating and groaning while looking at the life size cardboard cut out of your radio lover at the foot of your bed. I'd rather be a wanna be smart person any day over being a dumb ass Howie "Let's see how many autoeroticgraphed pictures we can send to get people to masturbate to" Stern fan. Grunt matty grunt. And clean up when your done.

  • could be his pr-staff or something similiar.

  • howard has nothing to do with the stern fan network.

  • He has a point.  I don't use any of that shit. Facebook, myspace, twitter, blogs, etc., all that bullshit is gay.

  • agreed

  • facebooks fuckin stupid use fuckbook

  • well facebook is basically a pornsite, if you're a stalker with lots of female "friends".

  • howard you're my fucking god !!!

  • aint that the truth lol

  • haha howard u r right facebook is shit

  • You're an idiot. When I was in a band, we used to sell out local shows by advertising on MYSPACE.  That's all the proof I need. Go listen to the radio you backwards cocksucker.

  • Not really. They have other uses. You can promote things on them (whether it's music or comedy, or whatever) that you couldn't do otherwise. They are useful tools if used correctly. Don't be so quick to dismiss them.

    Plus, you're on youtube which is rapidly becoming a social networking site. DUHH!

  • howard's right, the internet thing won't ever catch on...

  • ha ha this is soo fuckin funny, im soo glad someone has ripped into this shit blogging...shit!

  • I'm 16 and I look at porn 20 times more than any social networking shit

  • That's because your too stupid to understand anything but pictures. Even then I'll bet you can't seem to grasp the idea that they are pictures and you can't suck their dicks.

  • Howard is a funny motherfucker!!!!lol

  • Could not agree more. What a waste of time facebook and Twitter are.

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  • 4 thumbs down = fail

  • Chill the hell out! I love Howard Stern. What, too honest for you? lol

  • no....not funny enough..lack of lol

  • I'm 16 and I have been to any of those sites...they are fucking retarded and for little camwhore girls...

  • its so fucking true. myface and stupidbook r for retards

  • I have a lil' fuck buddy who can only communicate by texting with his cell phone . . . no shit. At some point people are gonna' forget how to talk all together and just text each other like a bunch of fuckin' zombies. Fuckin' cell phone zombie generation.

  • I agree 100%. It's sad when some of my friends can't even CALL. They have to text some slick little message. It really is neauseating.

  • Only self-absorbed assholes feel the need to design and up keep an entire page dedicated completely to themselves and their feelings--then trying to make themselves look important by having a million friends. What happened to real people, real conversation, and real friends?!

  • I agree with stern, too bad all people my age don't.

  • u r gay, faggot!

  • no u

  • Fuck myspace and facebook! Grow up kids im 21 and have no reason to show off to my friends like they do.

  • LOL ..Howard is dead on with that social networking shit! ROFL>  OMG

  • face book and myspace r a joke hes right..its for ppl that have nothing better to do

  • unlike youtube of course

  • Thank god somebody other than me said it. Apparently these goons don't understand the irony of youtube users talking about how stupid facebook is.

  • Luis Jimenez = Latino Howard Stern

  • stern makes you believe he is right

  • Fla fla foeey

  • Ma ma monkey

  • kids think that everything they do and say is of world importance.That's why facebook and myspace are around. I don't give a shit about some kid's banal life.

  • Wow!!!! Using that same logic, I'm surprised that you give a shit about Howie.

  • my face,lol!!

  • lol

  • and now we got fucking TWITTER holly crap.