Downhill BMW STREET CARVER

[GT18OY]

Gone faster on my Enigma (Enigma is just the name I've given to my Fibretec Pre-Release board)

[MrCheesypuf]

rich person longboard

[frtnuget]

i bet i could go 100x faster on my landyachtz switch.

[Rellepog]

But will it blend?

[dylankunaikennedy123]

advice Go on better hills Every time wear a helmet The wheels suck Always wear pads Love your board Over tight bolts are bad Neven get your bearings wet Get real grip Borrowing boards is dumb Only skate in dry weather Always be careful Recheack your deck Do find the vertical massage in this comment

[BUSTRCHERRY]

i have a degree in psychology but my pashion is poetry. i make my living at night as a dancer for hire for bachelorette parties when i'm not modeling underwear for the sears catalog.

[freakin7823]

this is the biggest bullshit ive seen in a long time. be a man and get yourself a real longboard.

[BUSTRCHERRY]

@freakin7823 notice the chosen word 'seen' in a long time. in a long time? be a man? what are you like 17 years old? you sound like you're some kind of 'sidewalk surfing pioneer of old" or something. this board would shut your yap in one ride. unless you're too affraid to get on one or are so old that you're 'set in your ways' and WON'T get on one. either way, another mouth that hasn't ridden one but somehow is capable of casting judgement down just by 'looking' & that's what a 'boy' does...

[themichaelnuckles]

I would rape you with my loaded dervish!

[MerlilithProductions]

Why buying this when there are companies which make tons of longboard and have so much experience in creating things like this, with the same goal.

[BUSTRCHERRY]

@MerlilithProductions traditional experience in creating things like this has nothing to do with why this board was designed/engineered and their goals couldn't be further apart from oneanother. BMW wasn't trying to break into the market nor stake any 'claim' on the so called sacred ground of sk8boarding. this product of the 'corporate machine' breaks every 'non-conforming' sk8ter every time one of them is given the opportunity to take one for a ride. its called 'instaconformists syndrome'

[MerlilithProductions]

@BUSTRCHERRY noonooo, I have: I-don't-give-a-f*ck-syndrome

[BUSTRCHERRY]

@MerlilithProductions don't give a fuck about what? your own question you don't give a fuck about? is there a question here somewhere? an answer maybe? just to be on the safe side, not a single fuck is what i shall give too.

[MerlilithProductions]

@BUSTRCHERRY Hahaha you're hilarious man... hilarious xD

[BUSTRCHERRY]

@MerlilithProductions i know. thanks.

[MerlilithProductions]

@BUSTRCHERRY it was just a joke man to clear stuff up :) but I did lolled hard when you suddenly started talkin' like a psychologist on the internet, I only said why I would never buy this.and then some1 out of nowhere suddenly starts talkin about syndrome's 'n all. funny stuff (yes I did read your second comment out loud as a poem, sounded really good)

[bluupy]

get an original skateboard

[musicalala]

Ok maybe to a lot of people it sucks balls but so did boards with steel or clay wheels. That is exactly what we all would be shredding STILL if somewhere along the line someone didn't innovate. Just about everything you own was a piece of shit before it was developed.

BMW didn't develop it to be a longboard you shred at 50mph and slide,carve bowls etc It's actually an exercise in industrial design and imagination. You are world-class dumb if u think BMW was trying to compete w/LB Co's for biz.

[mrogov]

sweet :)

[Astrogothic101]

Only in Europe...

[cbk0verk1ll]

fucking darthvader board is what it is

[lingai]

Id rather have a rip stick instead of this shiny piece of anal rape-age. cant wait till my 9two5 comes tomorrow!!

[luwigtube]

I wonder how well this board slides.

[futuredubdj]

the day a plastic skateboard will kill and take over the good ol' maple and bamboo will never come...so stuff this in your closet and never tell somebody you bought it

[Landyachtzlongboard]

Get a longboard.....

[ssapoohwanac]

Seriously though, you could buy a nice longboard and a car. Also you could insure the car with the left over money...

[leoelias77]

its possible to gain speed pumping this board  ?

[SomeDANKshit]

Get a tan tien :)

[joshpit2003]

This board looks wicked. When the rest of you grow up and realize that being different isn't a bad thing, you may feel the same way.

[HmccrazyT]

@joshpit2003 It may look cool, but its horrible. I've ridden my cousins, and lately I've been considering just slapping him next time I see him set foot on it while I'm pumping by on my bamboo loaded pintail. Horrible boards, horrible idea of BMW to even think about manufacturing.

[joshpit2003]

@HmccrazyT explain to me why it's so horrible? I've never ridden one so I wouldn't know what it's like. But from what I see on youtube they seem to be carving just as well as other skateboards.

[HmccrazyT]

@joshpit2003 The feel of it is just so off, you know? Theres absolutely no flex, they totally fragged with the concave, and the wheels? My god, I would rather play sudoku. It seems like the only people out there with these boards are the people that haven't set foot on an old school longboard deck. Let alone the fact that its made by a car company.. lol

[joshpit2003]

@HmccrazyT That sounds pretty convincing. I'd still like to try one myself though. Some people like flex while others do not, so thats a mute point. I do wonder though... is there any suspension? or is that truck just a fancy way of tilting the wheels?

[BrunoLealMarques]

foi mt caro mano ?



[SugarFreeTargets]

I would rather save my money and buy a real longboard that can do a better job.

[thierryxxthierry]

this board sucks lol

[MrSmellyish]

i disapprove 

[zlessley]

Longboard FAIL.

[blazzin3287]

downhill..hahahahahaha i could run faster then that ;)

[RedSpidr]

dude where is this?

[ishitbiscuits]

i dios mio!!!!!!!

[liamsk8er4life]

BMW should invest more money in making dildo's!

[verdugo1231]

buy a loaded is a carving systems board is desing for that that is shittt

[elnuse]

get a real long board or a real bmw

[ChadStensington]

Thank god they wore knee pads, those .05% inclines are rough

[andresote182]

Have you tried slidin' on that thing!?

[evan2612]

LOL, If you really want a board that carves that far... get the Original Apex 37. cheaper and it flexes. Ride a real longboard, and preferably one made in America. k thanks

[Ace2424]

My girlfriends neversummer NORAD with the gullwing double kingpin trucks carves better then this ever could. It also cost $220 loaded

[pikeasaurus15]

this is the ripstick of longboards.

[applelusciouss]

LOL i have regular longboard that can carve way better than this bmw shit

[sailack0915]

same, an Apex 37

[16moretolife]

y wouyld u pay $500 for a fake longboard?

[Bananananannananaman]

WTF????

these oards are crab... they are unflexible....

they've tryed to look good at carving but they failed.....

[LaserMonkey12]

this just looks like a more stable longboard for rich people.

go buy a loaded board if you have this money

[tonyvaldivia]

Fucking wanabe's

[PlayinThegameIn503]

@tonyvaldivia WHAT DO YOU MEAN WANNA be if your a true fuckin long border, Skater you shouldn't worry bout people who are trying to lean the same fucking sport you love!

[BUSTRCHERRY]

@tonyvaldivia Wananbe what's?  a comment that makes absolutely no sense at all by someone that doesn't understand the reason this board was developed in the first place. the most die hard nonconforming corporate machine hating traditional 'sidewalk surfing's decendents that chose to take to the underground to 'preserve' their pseudo boarding heritage in 1 ride have no choice but to admit this is one fine board. nonconformists all hating the machine but still love the board. 1onlyc16 wanabe's.

[nobodydobon18]

i wonder how the wheels hold up

[calfinn]

The name street CARVER would kinda imply that you should carve on it, I can carve harder on a set of randals and a 4 ft board

[Xzibit588]

true, same setup i have for carving

[Flashbang09]

Xzibit you must be retarded....

[Xzibit588]

you must be, i have a 4ft board with a set of randal trucks and i carve better than this. but maybe it was a bit unclear

[Bloodstainguitar]

you gotta give it to them, they managed to redesign the hanger, baseplate truck.

[leviath79]

where do you buy this board?

[maxkruel]

London.

[FingerboardingSylt]

@maxkruel seriously buy a longboard from rayne or something..

[YouTubiSomethingblah]

IN SANTA CLAUSES ASS. CUZ THIS IS SHIT. BUY A LONGBOARD!