April 16, 2009: The Day in 100 Seconds

[FlipYak]

Sweet.....all of this happened on my birthday!

[jnews22]

1. cover your mouth with your hand

2.hold your hand to your mouth

3.make a wish into it

4.close your hand (make it into a fist)

5.hold your hand(fist) to your heart for 5 seconds

6.send this to 3 more videos

and tomorrow will be the best day of your life

[AriusA1973AtYutoob]

that was so awsome dude!

[kingarthurivvi]

i did like the part where she basically said we been putting drug users in jail for a long time it we still have drug users. other than that yea..... there news and the closest thing to real news we got is dailyshow sometimes the AP.

[bluedback]

w wasn't aware of katrina till they brought him a dvd, braking it down in 1 sylable words--i think he took all the fox hookups when he left in january

[Stevenhiggles]

Nice editing....I'm subbing. :)

America ftw

[storageheater]

Subscribed the moment they said 'teabagging.'

[breastinspector2]

I subscribed the moment the guy said "no....cities of zombies."

[robbe21]

I love the subtle irony of these "Day In 100"-segments.

[hoosiermama5357libin]

Fox News is questioning someones objectivity????!!!! I'm sorry but how can they still carry "news" status"? Can you imagine if MSNBC or CNN would have promoted(Fox had 140 announcements in 10 days prior to the tea parties) and sent "reporters" to join in a protest against Bush what the rightwingnuts would have said?

[vantage131]

cnn and fox both suck

[TwinsnMountainMovers]

What a brainless statement... "Is she an objective reporter? You decide!". Wow, so they want you to subjectively conclude whether something is objective or not... Stupid. Fact determines objectivity, not opinion.

[rawmo]

nice mix! I haven't done cable for a decade.

they are psychotic amped out parrots. are they injecting petroleum?

hemp is the solution.

[baddmanaz]

fox news is to objective reporting as mcdonalds is to health foods

[JayGottiII]

"..is she an objective reporter...WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE..."

sooo, why didnt she speak of CODY of the Fox Business channel, calling the government a FASCIST power that very same day...?

hmmm...objective indeed

[MrFlyPerfect]

Fox News is un-American and very un-patriotic. It's sad.

[McKenzie02221975]

CNN SUCKS!!!

BOYCOTT CNN!!!

[Eldrad235]

FOX can go suk my dick

[Hereticbooks]

Cummon, republicans don't know what tea-bagging is. After all...they're "Christians". LOL

[chongup]

Never liked Fox. Bias

[mjbarajas]

It sadness me to say that this country is completely fu**ed up. We're supposed to be this great democracy, but instead the people of America are fighting in the Media war, which has split the country. Same on Fox AND CNN for adding fuel to a potential disaster. You think they care about the country? They do it all for ratings!

[jetboyJ22]

Fox is so pathetic. The teabagging jokes really were funny...

[sedatedlife18]

You and anyone who thought it was funny are the only ones who are pathetic.

[jetboyJ22]

You're right, I should be a tight-ass instead who takes serious offense when a news network displays a small amount of innuendo. That wouldn't be pathetic at all.

[sedatedlife18]

It's funny how blind you are by your bias. This is supposed to be the news, not comedy hour. Any and all of the "journalists" who made a joke about the tea parties should be reprimanded, told not to add their editorial, and suspended for vulgar comments. At the very least you will see a decline in their viewership not only for poor taste, but because it's clear now where their alegiences lie.

[jetboyJ22]

It was the news; just because the headline was funny doesn't mean that they abandoned journalism altogether. They did proceed to cover the story. How exactly does thinking a joke to be funny make me biased? So far, the only things you know about me are that I think fox is biased, and that I thought the jokes were funny. That's about it... so what do you really know?

[sedatedlife18]

The jokes made had nothing to do with the news, and were vile and unnecessary. They clearly showed that they have a left bias by making such jokes thus discrediting them as much if not more than fox.

About you: You have a picture of evolution on your profile that I can see any time you reply to me through my inbox; indicating that you not only believe evolution, but you're either atheist or agnostic. You defend a clearly left leaning network, so logically you lean left.

[UltraSWG]

So you think anyone who accepts that life evolves on this planet is a defender of the left? Anyone who does not believe in your god is also a leftist?

Jump to conclusions much?

[sedatedlife18]

1. Nowhere did I compare belief in evolution to supporters of the left. I was making a statement about his belief in evolution being linked to belief in either atheism or agnosticism. It was you who connected that to left leaning political views. Now it is likely that someone of said religious beliefs will lean towards that side of the isle, so logically one could assume from the two facts presented above that he leans left.

[sedatedlife18]

2. Nowhere in my reply did I claim to be a christian. You just like those that you support who make fun of the democratic process are the ones jumping to conclusions, and making ad hominem attacks on people who don't deserve it. I am an agnostic libertarian, so don't go shoving political bullshit about my assumptions down my throat. He asked what I knew, and I replied simple as that. If you don't like it then don't post.

[RoseSkye]

..and you are unbiased?

[sedatedlife18]

Again when did I claim to be? I am biased against all media. They're all douchebags who have no regard for facts anymore. Not one of them reports the NEWS. They report with an agenda, and if a story dosen't further their agenda then they don't report about it.

[neverlookback75]

Fox are douches

[greatbroad]

"Cities of Zombies..."

Propaganda Zombie, that's who he is.

[mike50333]

If y'all don't want people making fun of ... teabaggers, don't refer to the activity as tea bagging...as you have done for the past four days...hypocrites!

[hiriumi]

Like they never had oral sex. LOL Such hypocrites.

[TedinLasVegas]

So, as an 11-year vet, Napolitano has "assessed" me to be a threat to America? but hasn't judged me??

She's a kook, just like her boss.

[tbone2001]

She didn't call you a threat. She said you'd be a target for these extremest (for whatever reason). If pedos are targeting kids, the threat is not the kids, the targets are the kids. The threat is the kid-toucher - see the logic.

[TedinLasVegas]

Yeah, whatever. That's like Republicans saying Universities are threat to America because so many professors push leftist, anti-American agendas...

She's got a few screws lose.

[JibblesTaint]

burn fox news

[Ullygirldk]

LOL "Fox is conservative" "WHAT?!"

Ahahahahhaha. This made me laugh. Ho sad.

[MottJulianFanClub]

Glenn Beck and Fox News, a study in... if you don't get things your way, advocate secession. Who's not a patriot now? WTF!?!? In all the Bush years, no one... NO ONE advocated secession and you called the liberals traitors? WTF!?!?

[puddleglum69]

The Nestea Plunge, lol

[UrDoinItWrong]

Fox News is so pathetic, as is anyone who went to one of those sad "tea parties".

[zbjordan23]

Fair and Balanced Indeed...

[carrierexchange]

Fair and balanced.

[keithproctor]

At least one arm of the Republican Party is still going strong.

[WKaliberr]

My sister loves wearing short miniskirts, heels and thongs.

[tickhound]

we'll see who's crazy... the left can keep the west coast and the northeast... Why would I want to pay down their debt. Its no surprise that California, New York, New Jersey, Michigan, and Illinois are some of the most debt ridden states in the union. Forget seccesion, I say let them leave. Sound Money... we know who we are... Take TPM's lib agenda with you.

[evacuationplanb]

Sound money? Did you vote for George Bush...BECAUSE HE'S THE IDIOT THAT RUINED THE ECONOMY. All of you southerners and down home mid-westerners took it in the ass by the chump riddled republican party, and now your gloating about it. LOL. Republicans recklessly spend your cash and funnel it to their already rich friends, if they did that as just regular stock brokers, it would be called a Ponzi scheme, but you idiots eat it up. Well enjoy because this is the dessert cart asshole.

[tickhound]

Don't blame me, I voted for Ron Paul... The Reps and Dems have similar agenda, run by same banks, translated through publicly traded media... You support the same crap if you think you are getting anything different but more debt financed consumption through Obama

[DoctorDoubleX]

oh you voted for the racist confederate sympathizer.. good for yoy :)

[siegristrm]

Oh, you mean the one that believes in the constitution and supports, while at the same time disagrees with the people that put us into this depression (Federal Reserve/IRS)? Yeah, screw voting for him eh?

[taoofmichael]

This tea bag dud-fest was a misguided hissy fit.

The hedge-fund managers are laughing all the way to the bank, at how easily a bunch of ignorant racists can be convinced by Fox News that the Black man in the oval office should be the focus of populist anger.

Good news -- VERY FEW OF THEM LEFT!! The old racist fucks are dying off. Thank god.

[evacuationplanb]

Wow, so you voted for a racist secessionist. way to go.

[geeoffchin]

"nestea plunge" was priceless

[infernosilver]

FOX & "Friends" is the REAL city of zombies...

[FoShizzle951]

NUKE TEXAS!!!

[texkit1]

lol.......please don't nuke us.....just our Gov. Rick Perry.

[gavin422]

I know Fox News says a lot of entertaining things, but come on...their clips accounted for over 90% of this video. Surely there is some absurdity to be found elsewhere too.

[deshonlive]

Just turn on CNN. People protesting bigger government and 12.8 trillion gone to banks and debt is really a protest to anti Obama/ anti government.

When its clear the tea baggers are not left or right, the media needs to spin it that way to promote division. Imagine if the media had to admit it was the American people pissed off about whats happening and not the right wing extremist?

I was a liberal until I woke up that both parties are controlled but its pretty clear now. Take blinders off.

[SubmarinerAndroid]

I'm sure some of you are truly neither right nor left, but why then do you allow yourselves to be used by establishment Republican politicians like Dick Armey and Tom Delay?

I hear Ron Paul made an appearance at one of the rallies. Did he distance himself from these crooks?

[terrence0258]

Fox is not a news channel, it's a conservative megaphone.

[PhiloCentinel]

Heh... teabaggers

[Richardgwm]

Fox is upset because nobody else covered the fake news event they created.

[OlivierdeAthos]

I like it! They actually topped Dick Cheney's record for creating a political argument so circular that it disappears up his own ass.

Cheney: Day 1. Leak a fake story to the Times. Day 2. Go on Face the Nations, tell the same fake story, and quote the Times story you leaked as coroboration.

Fox: Day 1. Astroturf to create a fake news event. Day 2. Make a story out of the LUBRUL media not covering the fake event you created.

Gotta love life in the echo chamber world.

[bonzaidave2]

They report, I decide not to watch.

[AhTrini4U]

bobhardball,

I would go with "natural born idiot", since some of the idiots on here are educated, even at the liberal colleges they despise. So, theirs is no excuse for their stupidity. They maybe academically capable but the neurons are misfiring.

[AhTrini4U]

FAUX "news" "anchor" admitted that they did "PR" for the bigots at the tea party, but they still say "we report - you decide".

These folks are beyond words. They are devoid of awareness, so what's the point?

People can only change when they accept that they have a problem; FAUX "news" is in denial - BIG time.

[kelseywall]

Too many Fox "News" clips, I think.

[davis80smusic]

I used to be able to watch Fox and read between the lines to get the real news - the same way I read between the lines of liberal and moderate networks, but since Obama's been elected, and their promotion of the teabagging demonstrations, they crossed every imaginable line and are no longer journalists at all - they are Republican advocates and it's impossible for serious people to watch anymore - I beleive that down inside they know it, and are ashamed...

[burntonion05]

Repubs = tea baggers

lol

[PharaohNineD]

The Nestea plunge HA! Much worse sounding than what Shuster, Maddow, and Olbermann said.

[CarryANation]

The Tea Parties are the Republicans trying to pass themselves off as Ron Paul libertarians. They won't pass.

Everyone is angry about the bailouts and fraud, and Obama isn't doing anything about it, other than giving the crooks more money.

Tommy Franks will crush Obama in 2012 after 4 years of depression. Obama is a light weight and has no clue what he is doing.

[bobhardball]

Tommy Franks will crush Obama in 2012 after 4 years of depression? That is the same thing I heard in ´08, when Obama announced his candidacy. When will these Republican `12 "hopefuls" they should stop misunderestimating, eh, underestimating this skinny guy with a funny name?

[CarryANation]

yeah - see if that "skinny guy with a funny name" schtick works in four years when the economy is worse, we're still bailing out banks, still in Iraq, and bombing Pakistan on a regular basis.

Obama has already failed his first big test thanks to Geithner and Summers. The shine wears off quickly.

[bobhardball]

Who sent us to Iraq and started the bailout? Obama? If you really believe that, you must be either dumb or a natural born idiot. I did not vote for this guy and will certainly NEVER vote for him, ´cause I have been Conservative all my life. But Obama is did NOT send us to Iraq or start the bailout. It was Bush, you BONEHEAD!!!

[CarryANation]

Obama was elected to *change* Bush's policies, not do more of the same.

But Obama is doing everything that Bush did. He won't win a second term doing that.

You aren't a conservative.

[bobhardball]

AGAIN: Instead of wasting your precious time and money criticizing the new Administration, help us rebuild the Conservative Movement and gain some seats in the upcoming mid-term elections, you BONEHEAD! And since you are questioning my Conservatism, I have one simple question for you: Have you ever heard about the 11th commandment? Can you tell me something about it, you MORON?

[CarryANation]

You're a dittohead, I don't want to be in any movement with your kind.

Reagan was a fraud, and he wasn't god so he didn't get to write an 11th Commandment.

[bobhardball]

There must be something wrong with you.

[OlivierdeAthos]

Obama's not doing everything that Bush did. In order to do that, he'd have had to spend the last two months golfing.

[CarryANation]

Your witty ripostes won't impress the 15-20% of Americans unemployed or soon to be.

[nylund154]

And Jindal, Palin, etc. are doing their damndest to make sure their states don't have enough money to cover those people's unemployment benefits. Lucky for those people, the governors are caving left and right.

[pokermaster54]

arian nation?

[dejahthoris]

never heard of Franks- and the economy is getting better

[EmperorKagato]

Yet somehow he got elected.

[OlivierdeAthos]

He was running against Gilligan. What did you expect?

[OlivierdeAthos]

And what party would Tommy Franks be running for? Clearly not the Republicans. He'd be too embarrassed.

[CarryANation]

Fair enough ... but I think he'll get over his embarrassment. I won't be voting for him certainly, but Obama is a disaster, worse than Bush on bank bailouts and stealing our money and giving it to the rich. Franks could run a moderate center-right campaign and landslide over a weak ineffective Obama.

[nylund154]

Bush gave $700 billion to the banks He cut taxes for the rich (income, capital gains). Bailed out Fannie, Freddie, Bear Stearns, and AIG.

Obama raised taxes for the rich (top income bracket and capital gains). All the GOP Gov's protesting the stimulus oppose the money for the poor (unemployment benefits). I don't agree with the PPIP program and some other things, but in terms of handouts to the rich, Bush is still WAY in the lead in terms of actual dollar amounts. Look up the numbers.

[deshonlive]

Your the definition of an Obamanoid. He was cheerleading the bailout with Geithener.  He wrote the executive order honoring the billions in CEO bonueses out of the Tarp.

How is Obama going to pay for expanding the war and growing government and this huge Budget? You think taxes will be going down?

His whole staff is wallstreet. I mean, Greenspan admitted for playing a huge roll in the sub prime bubble and now he's a presidency advisor?

If so, the US will be bankrupt.

[azas1949]

The true measure will be GDP to determine the true amt. of the deficit - not how much is spent.

[MooseOfReason]

nylund154, Congress authorized TARP in October of last year. Bush signed it into law. $350 billion went to financial institutions last year. The other half is still going out this year. On the Daily Show, the head of the TARP oversight panel said about $590 billion total has been given out so far. So your first statement is at least misleading.

Also, in your second paragraph you're wrong. Obama has yet to raise either income or capital gains taxes.

[dylanbryson]

its amazing how the news can turn something like a tea party and spin in completly 180 degrees around and say its somthign else. i consider fox news the same as the colbert report really... steven is just more entertaining.

[KSNaslund]

Childish sexual jokes? FOX, It's actually the main definition for teabagging; it's like the network coming up with a separate term for Doggy Style then going "hey! Quit making that connection!"

[monalisasmiles4you]

Anyone who works for FOX News, watches FOX News, or knows someone who does, should be ASHAMED. WHAT A JOKE.

[deshonlive]

your watching it right now. majority of tpm's clips are from Fox. your a hypocrite.

[mistaspot1]

Stupid teabaggers.

[eincali]

Brilliant~

[WereAllApes]

Conservatives love to have balls in their mouth!

[deshonlive]

I love how easily the media can mold the publics opinion. The tea parties where for Americans to protest the crazy spending, bailouts and lies coming out of washington. For the Elite to continue to divide and conquor, they have the media take sides. They have the party out of power pretend to band wagon the libertarian movement to protest, and the liberal media bashing them saying they all hate black people.

a) both parties are controlled

b) they all support the same major policies

c) wake up

[mw2000]

I love how pissed off the Fox guys were getting laughed at for their teabagging BS.

'If you've ever believed in something, and somebody's made fun of you, you know how these people feel.'

Yeah, its pretty much what you guys did for 8 years under Bush. Doesn't feel so good does it, assholes.

[Zakdayak]

I'm so mad that our lawmakers and een president can't take their heads out of their asses and see that the War on Drugs is OVER = Prohibition LOST homeboys.

[zame209]

rofl... Fox still on the tea parties, real (better at least) new stations finds stories worth while.

[128pad]

Are you kidding? MSNBC showed footage of the rallies all day today...nice try, though.

[Tuthill99]

it is impossible to take any conservative seriously ... words can not describe how much i hate them

[ver506]

Tell me about it! They have to know how ridiculous they are......

[buffalosouljah18]

End the drug war. Imagine if an alien came to our planet and the only drug that never killed anyone is illagal. Like this dude said. Truth is stranger than fiction.

[tetropods]

*facepalm*

[sachaput]

Way too much Fox News on an empty stomach.. blahhhhhh

[anfmoose]

great to see everyone at fox is super mature

[baseballnolie34]

Someone please put together a hypocrisy vid for Fox News, re: Anti-Iraq war protests, immigrants' rights marches, and tea-bagging festivals.

[davomunroe]

One video isn't enough.

[snipzor]

Suck my balls Fox, you should be able to do that considering you've hosted an entire protest on it.

[domulys]

Sigh... I'm not really sure where to begin with Fox News.

They castigate a CNN reporter for giving ONE opinion (which was more of an observation than an opinion). Seriously? Do they even bother to watch Hannity or Bill O'Reilly?

What a complete disgrace.

[Th1mastermike]

You know how these inbred hicks think: They just believe anything on TV! Retarded red necks are the bread and butter of the republican party

[balbaldoodoo]

Rofl t-bag

[fcabido]

i really wish everyone was allowed to get high in the streets, and there'd be alot less irritable people

[WKaliberr]

My sister loves wearing short miniskirts, heels and thongs.

[matman125]

Me too.