I saw this movie back in the day, it still stands as the lamest movie ever. In fact, it is so lame, it is almost a modern art masterpiece. My bros and I laughed so much we had to keep pausing the tape so we could catch our breath. Definitely something to watch when you are immensely stoned.
I made a Red Ninja movie too, when I was 14 (19 years ago), and now, I'm planning to make the sequel to this movie, "Red Ninja 2". So, I'm looking for enemies all around the globe, who could send me their fighting scenes, ideally on blue screen, to be included in my movie. How does that sound to you?... If you'd like more details, look for
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2:46 That's what I do when I have a never ending wipe and I run out of toilet paper.
freekydeaky1 3 months ago
Actually to be perfectly honest, this is by far the best dialogue in all god ho movies
ZyncheStrikesBack 1 year ago
"A million dollars can't bring back a million lines of bad dialogue."
428ghost 1 year ago
So Rambo turned out normal, the rest became ninjas.
lakamas11 1 year ago
You still look alright Byron... thank you, you look alright too... lol
joseph6616 2 years ago
I am not a hero, I 'm a SHOLDIER lol
antovador 2 years ago
F**K THE POLITICIANS!
I lol'd
MAZZ0Murder 2 years ago
the dudes with Mustache's always win
gatekeep0r 2 years ago
I'm not trying to be a Rambo!
reichjoyce 2 years ago
u know..instead using a crossbow just use a machine gun.still it remind me of the old days
kingsix7 2 years ago
I saw this movie back in the day, it still stands as the lamest movie ever. In fact, it is so lame, it is almost a modern art masterpiece. My bros and I laughed so much we had to keep pausing the tape so we could catch our breath. Definitely something to watch when you are immensely stoned.
Shauntheruler 2 years ago
Deep political and social commentary here.
emperorIng360 3 years ago 11
Hard core.
CaptainwiggIes 3 years ago
Byron is awsome.
Zonemagorgo 4 years ago
Haha i love how they are ex-vietnam vets turned ninjas.Hahahahahahahahaha godfrey ho movies make peter kay look dull!
dougd1 4 years ago 5
"it's only going to have a bad end"
benjaminshinobi 4 years ago
Now I know what inspired Kojima and the MGS scripts.
XBOXHUEG 4 years ago
I made a Red Ninja movie too, when I was 14 (19 years ago), and now, I'm planning to make the sequel to this movie, "Red Ninja 2". So, I'm looking for enemies all around the globe, who could send me their fighting scenes, ideally on blue screen, to be included in my movie. How does that sound to you?... If you'd like more details, look for
"The Red Ninja 1 Japanese subtitles PLUS INTERNATIONAL CALL" on Youtube, or visit my blog :
charlou2006 dot blogspot dot com. Thanks!
charlou2006 4 years ago
Xddddddd
sukekus 4 years ago