Chris Rock - Owing Money

[MySmile012]

LMAO This is so true! I had someone who owed me $70 yet they were always smoking weed and had on new clothes! SMH...Ever heard of getting a job and not spending all your money on weed? The nerve of some people! Then they tried to get mad when I asked them about it.

[angelshadow3593]

I have been in this situation one to many times. It drives u crazy when ppl dont pay back $. Then u start getting all crazy just 2 get it back.

[skinwalkerxxx]

@angelshadow3593 one summer I worked at this place and I was young and naive so kept lending people money. but I hunted my co-workers down like Joe Friday all summer and I got my money back. you don't fuck around with money.

[DjBobbyInLosAngeles]

Whats up with the Kurta Pajama? ?

[djt241]

ive watched this guys other videos he is intelligent

[julio13wrathchild]

Why is Chris dressed up as a Wizard?

[BillionaireMove]

@julio13wrathchild LOL- THAT WAS GOOD

[TheIllestVillain]

I'm still out $60 from a ho I lent money to for drinks then fucked that night.

[NotAG4yName]

@TheIllestVillain  she doenst owe you anything then you just payed for sex

[TheIllestVillain]

@NotAG4yName Bitch was only worth like $40 though

[NotAG4yName]

@TheIllestVillain shitty man sounds like you got hustled

[PumaSweat]

What is this Chris wearing!!!???

[obglobgablob]

That's right, ladies. Cheer. Cheer all you like. But we all know what a person who has sex for money is...

[dks11000]

1972 hahaha

[TheSeeker008]

wtf is he wearing? did he perform at circus before coming here

[lopatamd]

@TheSeeker008 who cares

[moexavi]

LOL



[sphinxsway]

nice shirt xD



[phaymuslyexplicit]

10 dimes, 4 quarters and 48 dollar bill today

[5033481boy]

i found 5 bucks in the school hallway found 20 in my pocket, found a green psp underneath my car with a grantheaft auto game inside 2gb memory found an itouch in my garage. idk how it got their but i guess the movers forgot it their found a laptop in my house guessing someone forgot it too after a party and this dude from the third grade named randy lewis his aunt was the lunch lady it was about 12pm in the after noon he still owes me $5 bin 15years now this 10th grade summer owe me 50$....

[093RE]

@5033481boy cool story, bro

[SUNMAYDEN518]

HES RIGHT, I FOUND $25 ON THE SIDE OF A HIGHWAY WHEN I WAS 13 AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THE DETAILS

[1MexJ]

1:35 guy in the audience "that's right" true dat

[akajohn14]

I used the "didnt i lend u 50 dollars? if i didnt i wont ever bother u again"

[SUNMAYDEN518]

funniest man on earth

[BlueBartowski]

Wow so true...I remember finding a $20 dollar bill in my old neighborhood when I was about 12 years old.

And that whole lending money thing to whoever your're sleeping with....funny. I lent $50 to one of my girlfriend's for her phone bill. Never seen that money again......

[SolidSnake032486]

I've never seen a nickel of all the money I've lent to friends and family over the years.

[TheChambers82]

fckin funny as hell

[ImDino]

"you owe ME 150 dollars" xd

[deimantasz1]

i remember when i found some money, it was wayyyyyy better chant a birthday, i remember like it was yestarday :D

[M3IN3CK3]

IS THERE A FUCKING MOUSE BEING STEPPED ON EVERY TIME HE TELLS A JOKE

[Pengaploopa]

@M3IN3CK3 I KNOW LOOOOL. Some random woman that laughs at EVERYTING during Never Scared!

[TheGreggiraldo]

2 people owe their friends money

[921musicman]

loving that shirt hah

[Master553300]

looooool I do this...

[jpegstv]

lol this is priceless, i got a friend who owes me $20 and 2 meals of chinese food lol

[lewinmc]

@jpegstv LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[trevLV]

' THATS where I found $50!!!!!"...-- Priceless

[TheChelseaisbeast]

2 people have 3 toes

[scottyb453]

Fat friend, bald friend, and one that owes you $50. Nailed it. My Friend who owes me $50 is also going bald though lol.

[FingerMyFinger]

"how are you gonna forget where you got some free money" also julius

[CognitiveNetwork]

And the 30 people sitting in the front row gets paid to laugh, how sad.

[2865016]

Damn that was seriously funny~~

[33melonpaws77]

i dont lend money, for this exact reason, EVER.

[Zero1998y]

@33melonpaws77 it depends on how much u lend :D

[33melonpaws77]

@Zero1998y Yes, it depends on being zero dollars, zero yen or zero euros.

Serious, these bastards think it's their money they can keep. I have to go BANK LENDER on their asses.

[TheRealisticperson]

@33melonpaws77 so are you jewish

[33melonpaws77]

@TheRealisticperson no im aussie. ive learnt on my own from little that even friends will take you for a ride if you're casually throwing around your cash. it's just settling yourself up to get used.

[piccollo21]

this is actually from Chris Rock's 1st Special called Big Ass Jokes.

[cashomnitrix]

A 48 Dollar Bill?!?!

LOL

[mnemoniccourier]

@cashomnitrix Thats why its called comedy. :) Im sure he was aware that he said that.

[daniel0063]

@cashomnitrix dumb fuck... he said 10 pennies and 4 quarters and the rest... 

[mostar1219]

@cashomnitrix actually, 10 dimes, 4 quarters AND a 48 dollar bill. LOL

[musclesfromsomalia]

@ilikevines u think thats bad i owed one my friends 20 euro he siad he wont pay me back we fought and my new laptop broke

[ocenator]

@ilikevines So you had sex with your sister?