How to Survive a Zombie Outbreak

[TheUnknownD]

Zombie Boobs? hmmm

[sebablixa]

was part of this on sewell mill

[mindfreaks46]

What i never get is y would u go on the water if zombies dont breath then the can walk under water there weight will pull them to the bottom and if u put a ancor o the bottom of the lake or ocean so u dont float away they could climb that and kill you-_-

[DalekNecros]

@mindfreaks46 that is unlikey you have to think about the ocean floor the sea life sharks,eels,water current, underwater cliffs canyons miles deep most of the zombies that go into the water are gone for good

[SuperSuperMarioMan]

at the beginning when "we're" taking the walk, there's some cat walking along in the upper right corner (0:25) :D KITTEH

[mittens0928]

am i the only one who thought that the fat zombie at 7:06 was laughing? it sounded like he was sorta laughing

[Zmuha]

wow im top comment for 1 year

[pok282]

These comments are funny. No one knows what a zombie will be like therefore it's best to be prepared for every possibility. When it happens, experiment with what kills them. If it's viral then you should be able to kill them like you would kill a normal insane biting scratching punching kicking person though.

[jp11ms]

banana zombie lol

[UchihaEnma]

zombies really run...

[hvuu1628]

LOL.... If zombie where real, you would be the first to eaten by one with your suppose it guide.

[ConquerorofallZombie]

Boring.

[BannanaNation]

that fat guy reminds me of a guy i used to go to school with..... o_o

[therussiancreeper]

fucking retard

[kickassberrow]

hey i live in a village and theres only like half a thousand is that good cause i live in wales

[Zejex15]

BANANAZOMBIE!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!

[swatkids3d]

I like it but the stab was a FAIL!!!!!

[kingsleyfallower]

Fail



[JTobaco]

3:32 look behind his head flashin lights? wtf some kind of siren easter egg!?

[gabdarkrai]

Lol i love the This is Sparta!

[andrewweeson]

@gabdarkrai and the zombies can be mutated awswell such as the licker in resident evil one of them has very long toungs and four arms or whatever

[doctorockzo]

Shaun of the Dead quote? 5:56

[andrewweeson]

And Steve hers another one you now catscratch in nicklodien there's an episode called zombie party a go-go

[andrewweeson]

Steve I have a type of zombie from return of the living dead. He is... Tarman!!!

[OddBall0011]

lol at 7:17 the "dead" zombie pulls his shirt down xD

[runcjd5]

Lol give him a high five

[calmwave1]

LOL half is all wrong xD 1 zombies can run 2 zombies are smart 3 and they can climb fences,cars,houses etc. Seriously this guy ever hear of L4D or zombieland? Dawn of the dead? Wow xD

[trevorjohn9]

@calmwave1 This video was made in 2007, retard.

[the0freerunner]

half is lies

[Hush0OO]

@the0freerunner REALLY? JUST HALF? NO SHIT SHERLOCK

[i3kick4ur7ass]

and twilight came out of JB's vagina, making zombies 100000000000000000000000000000­0000000000000000000000x better than vampires

[natarts892000]

91 are zombies

[bob8999999]

your gonna die first +_+ ha ha thats you

[TheElitedeath]

"HEY! ARE YOU UNDED!" uh... uhh.... no... i just had the new burger from burger king..... not feelin so well....

[Kill9533224]

is that bill nye?

[Chrisrowhatey]

A dub step siren is awesome....

[maxaslagolis]

It was great funny and his side comments were fuuny

[hiflynpie1234]

haha

[hiflynpie1234]

are you gay :)

[xXFunkkitty5Xx]

gay..

[Chrisrowhatey]

@xXFunkkitty5Xx Says someone who named them self xXfunkitty5Xx, seriously shut up

[177spartin]

how do you kill a zombie what has gun then

[pingpongman12345]

4EvMetal I disagree, a walmart would be in a populated area making it so rounded by zombies

[4EvMetal]

The best place to stay would be Walmart, they have food, weapons, tools, and and easily locked entrances...

[gamen00b666]

9:00 lol whale zombie :P

[Hatsuneii]

the zombie is fake by then the cameraman would be biten

[wazzuppscary2]

"if you go to Utah you are safe" lol

[mackenzierocks1100]

love the siren and thats so kool you own your own zombie  farm

[Tosti241]

GOT THE BRIM DAUGS!!"!2

[marvelrocks11]

Knives are to small to be used effectively. Use long, tough weapons to kill off a zombie. For example; A spade, a pitchfork and guns. (Duh)

[JAXJAK218]

CUT EM UP

[098mikkel]

HI FIVE!!!

[tankwin]

the GAME

[patar47]

first u have bo proof that zombies are real!

second how do u know if they run, go around fences, or climb?

third of all when u "killed" that "zombie" with a knife to the head and u shoved his "corpse" down the hill i saw no blood!

and just to tell u u have horible and i mean HORIBLE sound ifecs and the bannana zombie... u noob

[Zmuha]

@patar47 You suck at spelling.

[ROKHALO]

@patar47

Intern blood lol

[patar47]

first u have bo proof that zombies are real!

second how do u know if they run, go around fences, or climb?

third of all when u "killed" that "zombie" with a knife to the head and u shoved his "corpse" down the hill i saw no blood!

and just to tell u u have horible and i mean HORIBLE sound ifecs

[krauser101fan]

hey do you think a gun shop is a great place to stay?

[RussianPenguin1]

@krauser101fan no. yea you'll have guns and ammo, but you wont have food

[juanwilbur]

in the home of a homeless man?

[19strelok1]

Nice man!

[ambushish1991]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[thatblargguy]

Fool!! You have no proof zombies can't run and if you do I'd like to see it, for i am well versed in the art that is zombie killing. The only difference is that I got my facts right, we have yet to see a zombie virus so the abilities of the zombie are unknown, and sandstorm...really? The proper zombie killing song is indestructible by disturbed

[Ewaldutzu]

I have 16 Machetes

[TehRSDude]

OMFG!!!! I LIVE IN UTAH!!!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!

[1986rich]

the possibility of it being a rage virus / advanced rabies, would mean they COULD run, and possibly COULD climb, your advice may have gotten many killed... unproven facts are not win...

[TaylorWK]

"the home of a homeless man" ROFL

[demonicLEMONS]

alcohol 69?

[robloxdude306]

This Is Very inaccyurate and it wasnt that serious , i hated it :P

[Antusteam]

0:29 It's a zombie dawg to the right!!!

[jman0955]

"like boobs or rockets" hahaha

[ScorpionFan9908]

@jman0955 like (.Y.) or ::::]]]]]]])

[billybob123825]

he dont even look like hes 21 to smoke

[quinntehman]

hey, hey!!!, smoking is bad, lol

[juggernot1556]

check out my survival guide and can you comment or subcribe

[gutarherohero]

For all of those people saying "WTF! Zombies can't run and they can climb play Lfd you douchebag!" in lfd they are not zombies, they are people infected by a virus much like the one in the resident evil series. And besides, this video is ment for comedic purposes so fuck off. Btw 5 stars.

[1969swg]

get a freakin hammer and trow it at him



[stephen1234lobbys]

me zobi zoobe smrt n cl stv

[sicka11]

do you really play zombie master?!

[JKPancake]

did he have a kitty

[HeavySandvichGuy1]

Zombies can't run? Are you kidding me? Catch a life man, play L4D :P

Nice video))

[GearsOfWarGod345]

@HeavySandvichGuy1 left 4 dead is not realistic zombies and dont tell him to catch a life cause he has one cause he doesnt even play vidoeo games so fuck off

[HeavySandvichGuy1]

@GearsOfWarGod345 gtfo noob if u don't know that my words "Catch a life, play L4D" was a joke

[GearsOfWarGod345]

@HeavySandvichGuy1 im sorry i dont read your mind cause its really hard to tell over a computer what a joke is so you shut the fuck up and be more clear in fucking comments

[HeavySandvichGuy1]

@GearsOfWarGod345 relax, kid. I didn't know that you are so rage.

[GearsOfWarGod345]

@HeavySandvichGuy1 whatever man i just get mad when people say to guys on youtube videos "get a life" cause its annoying because if they didnt have a life they wouldnt be alive

[HeavySandvichGuy1]

@GearsOfWarGod345 When i say "get a life" I don't mean anything bad. Really it was first time when i said that :P

[GearsOfWarGod345]

@HeavySandvichGuy1 alright well then im not mad then

[HeavySandvichGuy1]

@GearsOfWarGod345 peace?))

[GearsOfWarGod345]

@HeavySandvichGuy1 yeah peace

[pallyking508]

lol stev is just mad becuase crackbone is more funny than he is, he bites off of crackbone and hes not even funny when he does it.

[Apocalyptikai]

A cause of a real zombie outbreak would start from Toxoplasm Gondii (a common virus) which stimulates urges of insanity and cannibilistic behavior, otherwise known as zombies. This virus is living inside of about half of the Earth's population, and it could be you, and it could be me. If Toxoplasm Gondii multiplies within you, it can start to have effect on your motor control, making you uncontrollably insane. That's how a Zombie apocalypse could really happen.

[MHGooseMH]

LOL BANANA ZOMBIE

[MBPKyle]

luckily for my freind ryan this is an airsoft gun!

[WARMAKER1814]

and all the sudden hes wearing a tie? awsome :D

[twitchwillkillyou]

awesome job stealing that intro.

bro.

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[MrCodename4711]

@FreeAuthsForYou fucking hacks

[imthebanana13]

accential zombies are humans with out the emotions or regaurds (besides anger) so yes they can run as fast as they did while not infected.

[dbz2333]

laughing zombie

[Thedoraify]

...JIMMY GIBBS??????????

[vengpjer]

wow seriously you dont know anything about zombies...zombies cant run?wtf.ofcourse they can+they can climb and also they can walk around fences...idiot.and you can also kill a zombie by shooting him..no need to do it in his head.

[BUTCHERIHS]

@vengpjer dude left 4 dead dosent have zombies they arent freaking zombies

[vengpjer]

@BUTCHERIHS now go tell me what they are you smartass...they are infected so that means they are zombies.idiot

[BUTCHERIHS]

@vengpjer they run jump and climb which means they have muscle function which cant happen in dead tissue they bleed red blood meaning they still are breathing they can go down without a head shot and they die from fire not keep coming at you

zombies are the undead that never stop coming till they die or eat you you shoot it anywhere but the head you wasted bullets because without legs it comes no arms in comes if its just a head with working brain its still gona try to bite hope this helped

[vengpjer]

@BUTCHERIHS good luck trying to move without legs and arms

[BUTCHERIHS]

@vengpjer well hmm if i was a zombie id still be trying to bit you infected no leg=death

[silversun71]

It would be better,if you took the fucking box away!

[FathfulChickenSalt]

click the triangle in the bottem right hand corner and then click the top thing

[Maratho007]

that is the best zombie siren.

[falconpuncha74]

and other "varius places"?

[maxxkladd]

NOT A BANNA ZOMBIE!! THATS THE WORST KIND OF FRUIT ZOMBIE!!

[cobbfilms22]

YOU SUCK FAGGOT!

[sf1nxter]

fat guy is funny xD

[Thething0101]

you just made this stuff up and really a bannah zombie? p.s. you jerk

[pieisdelish1]

1:02 get your facts straight. zombies can run.

[RKftw68]

@pieisdelish1 zombies arent real jackass

[timetowakeup00]

did he say boobs and rockets???

[vegard125]

I REMEMBER that guy i saw him at a gmod vid about best zombie killer

[PurpleAlien73]

play Left 4 Dead 2 Video Game its a big difference to your video

[sonicfan289]

sand storm by darude????

[wePWNuALLinCA]

funny vid man

whats that handgun ur using in it?

[elm4t4dor]

are you a fag

[sayhoshin]

heeeey aro you DEAD ?  holy shit is a zombie XD

[raptorhunter104]

0:29 oh my god its a chupacabra in the background

[sammysoso136]

@ 3:31 was that a song and if it is where can i find it :3

[kmantoyz]

zombies cant climb but evetually they will climb over each other and over the fence or knock it down

[ghostmabel]

Ok dude, this is pretty awesome. Screw what other people say. This video is a big win, I find it very humerous and you should definitely make a second one.

[combine1657]

What if teh zombies do run like in left 4 dead and climb... In left 4 dead they find ways to get to you

[dcbmusic]

vean zombielandia

[MrSwedeman]

" A shirt of a small boy, he never going to wear it again. He became a zombie... and then I killed him " , " Way no .1: Shoot the man dead, but I wouldnt do that now " My 2 favorite Citats in this video!!! What song is the early -warning-zombie-detaction-unit­-siren-song???

[xXAwsomeManXx]

ok... For people Who Say they know ALL about Zombies:

You will never know How a Zombie Acts , Lives , Eats , or Walks , because You Can't Make the Behavior of a Zombie Offical , until , Well , Zombies are Real..

No One Has Ever seen a real Zombie , Although , Dead Rotting bodies Are Basicly What they are , but , How can you Tell how it Eats ? Or Lives ? You Can't , Because Video Games Like Left 4 dead ( 1 and 2 ) Don't Prove How they act .. Im just Sayin' -_-

[chace94]

i lol at the dudes who are using examples of left 4 dead in their comments

[JuiceLiam72]

at 4:25 lol how would you do that at home if you are driving

[SupaMario64]

zombies can run and climb in left 4 dead. THIS VIDEO IS WRONG

[JackWhite1127]

lmao, fag. Zombies can't run or jump, they have deteriorating bodies.

[SupaMario64]

@JackWhite1127 You obviously have not played Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2. So dont be a bitch if you know that you're wrong. And fix your grammar if you can.

[JackWhite1127]

okay obviously someone decided that left for dead is the be all end all of zombies, read the book, get knowledge, the computer is used for than porn, or in your case, gay porn. where ever that ignorant child that commented my shit went.

[MrToast129]

@SupaMario64 l4d is game smartass, your a stupid fuck

[SupaMario64]

@MrToast129 Zombies aren't real either you dumb fuck. So quit being a dumbass and think. Fix your grammar too, kid.

[MrToast129]

@SupaMario64 i never said they were real smartass, you lonely fuck

[SupaMario64]

@MrToast129 Impairing that I am two plural nouns? You are stupid and sad, but mostly stupid.

[legosawesome123]

boobs a  rockets

[RaciatheWildcat]

zombies arent smart, yet the zombie that broke out of your farm was playing with a paddle ball? lol

[mo0seyf4te]

get rid of the fucking link- it only needs to be there for like 10 seconds

[GordonFreeman95]

Turn off annotations

[mo0seyf4te]

thanks

[Alexanderzv]

bich

[dragonballd3]

its for entertainment rtard!

[Lunchbox160]

STEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111­11

[PTA42able]

do u really play zombie master

[SayWhatoO]

LoL chubby zombie

[Blackout2896]

Lol, what's the song that plays when the siren goes off?

[SayWhatoO]

@Blackout2896 The zombie outbreak alarm song :P

[SayWhatoO]

OMG A BANANA ZOMBIE!

[JJ13baseball]

lol banna zombie

[kirbyanmariofan]

i saw this guy on the The Great Zombie Killer Competition video

[tig2123]

dude ur drunk!!!

[rdcracker]

BANANA ZOMBIES! WERE GONNA DIE!

[SovietShaffy]

YOU WERENT DRUNK

[SICKMAN90ify]

banana zombie XD

[ghkj2]

sandstorm XD

[techskater107]

@DareYouNotToClick

yes, i can RESIST it cockface

[Boombox2777]

I can fly planes. Would it be smart to take some guns and stay in the air?

[aztecanpride]

what about fuel? storms, infected on board?

[techskater107]

yup, you would run out of fuel eventualy

[lucca92]

@Boombox2777 no it wouldnt to much noise would attract them and what if you run out of gas and you dont have a place to land XD think about that

[xtheofficialmandyx]

omg 7:01 freakin epic

[xtheofficialmandyx]

what the hell is that box in front of him.

[secretasianman2937]

This vid sucked your never suppose to go in a car retard lol

[TheSephiroth123]

lol like boobs or rockets? mabye boobs but rockets?

[elementbeaver]

Know what would be cool? NOT HAVING FUCKING NOTES BLOCKING OUT THE ENTIRE FUCKING SCREEN FOR THE WHOLE VIDEO!

[TheAlienPenguin1]

disable annotations. that simple.

[HouseOrdos]

@TheAlienPenguin1 How?

[TheAlienPenguin1]

@HouseOrdos See the new media player of youtube, no? Down in the right its an arrow upside, get your mouse over there and there's a red square. Click it and congratulations

[HouseOrdos]

@TheAlienPenguin1 thanks

[SaTxKj210]

thats y theres a button on the bottom right corner of the note to delete it so you dont have that problem...

[SupaMario64]

@elementbeaver Then disable them. It's not hard.

[steveirwinlover1]

@elementbeaver  ik

[dlinkd2]

what if there is zombies in 2012? TIME FOR A 2012 Disaster Blaster bomb/zombie shelter  :D