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  • Yes, God is dead.

  • I am sorry to learn that George Carlin died. I was not aware. I will try to find him in find a grave. He is so amazing !

    George, rest in Peace.

  • @Judexy22 He was cremated.

  • George, you must be the most amazing Guy on earth ! On my list, Jerry Lewis is now No. 2 !

  • Am I the only one that read sharing as shaving?

  • flagged for misleading title trolololol!

  • 66 dumb bitches

  • i was thinking he would say fuck sharing

    right when i saw this

  • What do you mean, 'what does it have to do with sharing?' Haven't you had these conversations before, or overheard them? I recognise this so well: people sharing their little 'idiosyncrasies' with each other, thinking they're interesting and quirky, when EVERYONE DOES THESE THINGS. He's mocking the people who hold these conversations, otherwise it would be really bland observational comedy. Well, that's what I think.

  • I'm sick of stupid misleading fucking titles. I loved the substance, but give it a different title. Had fucking nothing to do with sharing. Unless you're asking the audience "what did George Carlin have to say about sharing"? In which case, go fuck yourself, nobody knows.

  • what the fuck does any of that have to do with sharing

  • the name of this channel reflects how ADHD this country is

  • I don't ever try to play it off I was wasn't talking to myself. In fact I keep talking to myself, even at work and while I shop. I even get into arguments with myself sometimes I win, sometimes I lose. I just hate it when some one cuts in and asks me "who are you talking to?" Then I reply "well certainly not you rude fucker."

    My girlfriend likes to just jump into my conversations by answering some of the questions I ask myself... I am so going to smother her with my pillow one of these nights.

  • @DMalenfant1 unless she gets to you first.

  • @wanderliscious Ha ha haha....NO!

  • Not his best work...

  • @TerrorWolfX Who asked you you Viking prick?

  • @TheCottonTop Oh I'm sorry I didnt know we're living in N-Korea here. I will no longer state my opinion without permission and certificate from you, our Great Leader TheCottonTop!

  • @TerrorWolfX who cares if its not his best work? if we ONLY had his best work on here how would we know his views on anything else? he doesnt always have to be funny to speak the truth.

  • According to AARP magazine..India- where people eat curry almost every day- the Alzheimer's rate is 1/4 the U.S. rate. Researchers at UCLA discovered in a study on mice that curcumin, the active ingredient in tumeric, which gives curry it's yellow color, broke up brain plaques of amyloid beta, the abnormal protein buildup that is a hallmark of Alzheimer's..

  • how was this about sharing?

  • @slye1991 They are feelings we all share, presumably.

  • @Canatheist Zbigniew Brzezinski, he's a big player and geo politician, he's corrupt to my knowledge, i found it ironic that he essentially set up the taliban and is in charge or was of foreign policy. the the zeitgeist movement and the venus project split. i was so upset when i found out. it killed much of my optimism but to fight change is to fight life itself, its only a matter of time, i just hope i live to see the day we we function as one organism. its the next logical step in our evolution

  • Apparently he has nothing to say about sharing in this video.

  • item build dota my channel

  • this is just a repeat of his act people are boring.

  • Similarities and sharing aren't exactly the same. Why not change the title.

  • @TrueCall i think the inference is that the thing we share is our similarities

  • @Canatheist you know the taliban was set up, armed then trained by the cia in the 80's to fight a holly war with russia by a man who is know i believe in charge of foreign policy. probably why they killed sadam quickly after they captured him, so he didnt talk. the US is present in the UN and has a position in the security council, yet they are one of the biggest arms dealers in the world. did you know bin laden owns a construction company with the bush family. for shame america

    VENUS PROJECT!

  • @Canatheist

    I'm not a homosexual or a Muslim and I could care less about America, I am a communist though. Should I give you thumbs up or down?

  • most people say that their parents are their "heroes or rolemodels" when asked as a kid who your hero or rolemodel is....i said fuck my parents, carlin in my rolemodel lol

  • @ThatGuy1116 carlins a freemason fuck, he has some good stuff but then he crushes religion and does masonic hand signals and talks about sun worship.

  • @pinneapple69 oh you're one of THOSE people

  • wtf??? nothing about shraing lol fuck this channel

  • He forgot to mention that thing where you go to sleep and then all of a sudden you feel like you just fell through the floor, even though you haven't moved, anyone else get that?

  • @joezetank I do get that feeling now that I've come to think of it. Then I wake up cussing.

  • @joezetank Yes, then I fucking rolled over and hit the floor face first.

  • disliked because i feel mislead by title etc

  • George Carlin really loved life. I heard him in an interview say that he had a great life. He complained because he had life left in him! Thumbs up if your a complainer to.

  • It's spelled you're. I hate it when people get that wrong. It's the same with confusing to with too, I just can't stand it when someone can't understand the difference.

  • @iPhap ...but if someone runs up to you and lick you in the ear, that's okay compared to someone typing things wrong on internet... ;)

  • @TheDavid2222 I only complain about niggers, spicks, ragheads and gooks. Every thing eles is fine and dandy.

  • Reminds me of the Joker so much.

  • the title, description, and video have nothing to to with eachother

  • 40 people are idiots

  • George carlin dis not kill himself. He specifically said in one of his stand ups that he was having too much fun in his life and that he could never want to kill himself.

  • i think that being a criminal is the best way to live if you live in a 3rd world country, but you have to be smart about it and thats where education comes in. you have to be smart if you wanna make a profit.

  • this guy is so so so so intelligent

  • ONE MINUTE MEDIA? PLEASE...

  • Turn on the voice recognition for more laughs.

  • How about when you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and you go back to bed, and all of a sudden you start to get hungry.

    You don't know if you should get out of bed to have a mid-night snack, or wait till breakfast... :-/

    And really bothers you until you wake up.

  • so trueeee

  • Rest in Peace George Carlin

  • @thi711

    popularmechanics . com/ technology/ military/ news/ 4312850

    There are no FEMA prison camps. Stop watching Faux News.

  • watch the whole video, you'll be peeing your pants by the end of it

    XD

  • i think hes down there now...screaming up at us

  • @alexwolff1990 Are u repeating what he said from " Its Bad For Ya " or ar u saying he's in hell . .. . . care to elaborate.

  • @TheGibsonman59 im repeating what he said when talkign about death of course lol, i dont actually think there is a hell

  • @alexwolff1990 iight . . just making sure man .. .  can't have any George haters out there

  • @TheGibsonman59 The reason most people are in hell is they don't believe in it. Its a most serious gamble!

  • @t0b3nn3t Best god damn bet ever.

  • The person who uploaded gave a crappy title, his performance was about "the things we share" not "about sharing"

  • The bit is from a variation of "Little things we all share" hense the sharing title. I forget which concert it comes from though...I think it is from "You are all diseased"

  • it was new york 1992 i think

  • So, what does George Carlin have to say about sharing?  Because this video sure as hell didn't answer that.

  • what does this have to do with sharing

  • Lol I do the singing trick all the time.

  • Ditto. Good thing I'm a good vocalist. lol.

  • Hi. 4 months ago I asked where is this clip from. Here I am, asking again. Where is this clip from?

    It's not from Jammin In New York, so don't even try to answer that. On "Jammin" he says "and you have to look again", whereas in this clip he says "so you look again".

  • it was probably the same tour but not the one that was filmed for HBO

  • All equal all diferent, at once strong both factors.

  • Pretty pretty sure it's Jammin' in New York

  • Nope. He does the same routine on Jammin in New York, but this one is different. Some words are different and of course the way he says this one is different too.

  • This one has been edited. It is from the Jammin' in New York, but they have changed the vocal levels.

    And if you notice, the audience which is supposed to be roaring, is decreased. It has been edited.

  • Nope, not the same.

    This is from Jammin in New York:

    watch?v=cgps85scy1g

    You can notice it's different.

    Plus, on this clip he says "so you look again"

    and on the clip from JINY he says "and you have to look again"

    So here I am asking one more time: where did this clip come from?

  • this is from "you are all diseased"

  • Jammin' in New York (1992) I suppose.

  • This clip is from Jammin' In New York. 1992.

  • Black market

  • nice that was funny

  • That happens to me all the time when I talk to myself and someone comes in. I try to make up a song out of it.

  • Jews?? What about them?

  • maybe, but you forgot to mention, that george got all the brain at their birth..

  • i didn't believe that this fact was worth mentioning since it's quite obvious

  • :D got me there

  • haha i been caught talkin to myself a few timez and people are jus like "were you just talking to yourself?" and i just completely deny it.

    and i do all theze thingz he mentioned and alotta timez i forget what i wuz talkin about mid sentence.....but i DEFENATLY DONT HAVE ALZHEIMERZ....i'm only 17

  • lol he's the master

  • Wake up! there's just one human race, it's time for us to feel there's no "they" or "them"... it's just US!

  • the title of this video should be changed

  • George Carlin didn't commit suicide - he died of heart failure.

  • @SorenWrens Whoever said he committed suicide is a dumbshit.

  • @DrinkSkateSleep look at devilfulfillsme's comment above SoreWrens' and you'll see!

  • @SorenWrens no he was murderd for telling the truth

  • @seanpatapon He died because he had four heart attacks. On the first three, he told the Grim Reaper to "Go fuck yourself!"

    He forgot to the last time. =(

  • @BM5072 lol

  • @BM5072 He forgot to do the same the last...maybe the joke got old... xD

  • @BM5072 probably was out of breath ...damn, poor guy ...

  • @BM5072 he died at 71, a 69 with a finger up each ass. we know he was truly happy

  • @BM5072 no, the last time it was joe pesci, and he said "fuck it i hate this place anyway"

  • @SorenWrens Who said he did?

  • @SorenWrens what fuck said he commited suicide ? o.O

  • @SorenWrens who the hell thought he would kill himself? morons.... As if the legend George Carlin even had it in him to take the cowards way out. GTFO, retards. R.I.P. Carlin <3

  • The title of this video has nothing to do with the video.

  • @r0bw00d he was getting to it but forgot what the question was :P

  • @r0bw00d shared experiences

  • @r0bw00d They cut off the beginning of the act. It's a little out of context, but he talks about the things we share. How we all experience these things at one time or another.

  • @r0bw00d

    It's sharing things that are common with all of us.

  • @katheb That is obvious after watching it, but the way the title is worded just doesn't imply that.

  • Junkies cheer for junkies.

  • Carlin RULES

  • THat shit was hella funny man

    made me laugh

  • I always do that with my watch... and the room thing... and the steps.... the rooms....

    Dito everything this guy said. Greatest comic ever

  • Here that feeling when ya walk into a room but can't remember why ya went in in the first place! Fucking hilarious!

  • Fuck the Jews for what the do to the Palestinians . Fuck the Germans for what the did to the Jews. Fuck the Palestinians for what the Jews think they do anyway...

    Or as he say...the planet is fine, the people are fucked !! :)

  • @ArguZ69 do you notice how each of these are based on nationalistic fervor? Maybe a more global community would help to tear down these false divisions.

  • @ArguZ69 Too many assholes in the planet

  • @ArguZ69 What are the Palestinians doing to the Jews?

  • @ArguZ69 learn to spell.

  • @ArguZ69

    Nah, the people are fine, but the jews and palestinias are fucked!

  • @BleedingSunday what's wrong with Palestinians their land had been taken from them , what they did do wrong ?

  • @mj4ever001

    I never said anything was wrong with them, just saying that theyre fucked, if their land (lets say its their land, never found the effort in enlighting myself on that subject) got stolen, id feel fucked too

  • @BleedingSunday Well, the international community came and said: "Hey, please move a bit. There's some people who wanna live here, because the bible said it belonged to them about 2,000 years ago." - Now there's more and more land taken away from the Palestinians, because the bible (or torah) says 'god' gave it to them.

    Does that seem like a valid point to you?

  • @simonwedege

    Does my opinion on this subject even matter?

    Imo all believers should be shot in the head, to get evolution going again, but ofcouse noone will put me as president..

  • @BleedingSunday Don't think my opinion matter either. But atleast I'm trying to make some sense out of the madness to myself.

    I think your idea is a bit extreme, but I see your point, on which I agree on :-)

  • @simonwedege

    Good point, but theres no sense in those people

    they have complete generation who grew up in wars, how would one ever end this..

  • @ArguZ69

    Fuck You.

    Greets From Germany.

  • Something else that's interesting is that Jerusalem isn't mentioned once in the Koran (what a shocker) but is mentioned almost 900 times in the Bible.

    (something to think about) if Hamas is a legitimate body politic because they were democratically ellected, whats to stop Al-Qaeda from having an ellection and through democratic ellection becoming a legitimate body politic?

    And ruling over say parts of Pakistan.

    I'm boring you, I apologize.

    Mazel Tov!

    "To life".

  • If i may say, huzzah for Nihilism

  • ! תוֹדָה

  • On a side note, "Palestine" was never considered a country. The etymology of the word palestine come from the acient "Philistines" whom were an Aegean people whom settled on the mediteranian coast in the 12th century. The word philistine pronounced "steen" comes from the hebrew word Pelištîm, from Pelešet. Or Philistia which was an ancient trade route between Syria and Egypt.

  • However, there is an exception to the rule. And specifically pertains to those who are born from a Jewish mother. (Regarding the father the importance of him being jewish is relative. It's not that important) But if a woman whom is Jewish,(Not a convert) but comes from an ancestory of Jewish women has a child that child, girl or boy, is Jewish REGARDLESS of whether they practice, learn to speak hebrew, or attend synagogue (a latin word meaning "to bring together").

    Sholom!

  • Judaism is a religion, not a race.

  • There's no nation of Juda. Anthropologically-speaking the stocks {races} of the world are: Caucasoid, Mongoloid, Negroid & Australoid. Baptists, Catholics & Mennonites do not constitute a stock {race}, in anthropological terms, unto themselves.

  • wrong

  • Yo! People! Just listen to George Fucking Carlin! I'm so tired of walking into every youtube video and having it be a religious Debate! God damn!

  • exactly.

  • i agree. but one question. how do you walk into a youtube video????

  • Very Very Very Very Very carefully.

  • Then how is it that one can hide their Jewishness, but a Negro cannot pass for a Mongoloid? Race, more aptly stock, has nothing to do with philosophy.

  • Its a race, despite the fact they dont look different. There are several diseases INHERENT in only jewish people. Read up before you talk shit. Im not saying it in a negative way either, but its a race so deal with it.

  • Tay-Sachs disease--occurring ALMOST exclusively amongst northeast European Jews. I can't solve your gender problems.

  • yes it is therefore they are a race. and what the fuck is this about gender problems ? I dont think you can sound more like an idiot even if you tried.

  • Are you scheduled for surgery?

  • Jail has done this to you.

  • In the words of Carlin "Shut your mouth before someone cums in it!"

  • nope, it was really great hahahaha XD

  • If that was a joke... stop.

  • haahahahaha

  • And THIS has nothing to do with George Carlin!!!!!

  • This is a film featuring George Carlin. Pay attention!

  • Judaism does not condone conversion. That is why there are 800 million Christians 700 million of them converts, and only roughly 14 million Jews.

    You CAN convert, it's just that the religion it'self has parameters of which conversion is not condoned, meaning we don't go out looking for new members. If you happen to want to join. You must commit yourself to the task of studying the Torah(Talmud). However in Israel Judaism IS a "Nationalism" because the entire country is a Jewish state.

  • well he wasnt really a atheist he believed in the sun and prayed to joe pesci :)

  • There is no Jewish race. Jewish people can be saxons, arabs, slavic etc. For you to group these people of one faith together, and claim that they are a race of people is just ignorant.

    And for the guys who said that

    America --> Americans

    Jerusalem --> Jews,

    one of these is a country and the other a city. Go on, guess which is which.

    Many muslims alive today were born in Jerusalem. By your logic these Muslims are therefore Jews. You are a clever cookie.

  • Guess what. America isn't a country. United States is a country.

    You don't see any French or German people calling their own country "Europe"

    Why is that?

  • I don't know...

    Both your last two presidents have often called your nation 'America'. Were they wrong? I was also just trying to keep things concise. I was only 10 or so characters of the limit. In the end what I said was not ambiguous and if you really want to nit pick, United States could be Mexico or USA.

    And finally I was responding to another person who said Americans are from America, so on all accounts you are wrong. Just because they come from Jerusalem doesn't make them Jewish.

  • United States is not my nation. I guess saying americans is wrong but everyone uses it so....it has become accepted