Mass Effect 2 Romance All Girls

[CarterFire99]

Shepard-will-FUCK-everyone

[TheStrayHALOMAN]

Tali

[zaxman12341]

wtf is with kelly?!?!?!

[ClayPokey26]

where the staying faithful to ME1 character or the close to gettin with samara

[luisxmichel]

oMg

[SaturnVII]

Mass Effect teaches you that if you want good women, they all have to be devoted to military service or impossible causes.

XD

[mammothturtle]

GO TALI

[liranel1]

Did you not get the Dr Chakwas scene?

[Gormagon92]

your missing a romance scene

[paowerhouse92]

Damn it! I wanna know what Tali looks like!! I cheated on Ashley for her!!! Now I have a love triangle to deal with in Mass Effect 3...

[Bagrah10]

Wait a minute. The more I think about this, the less it makes sense. In both games, Shepard is trying to stop the reapers with literally trillions of lives hanging in the balance. Surely Shepard should spend his time doing that instead of doing every blue alien he sees?

[RPGxVIDS]

What a Man whore

[lolipopman6]

Shepards a renegade

[TheGamerTeam456]

Sheperds a player.

[MrJeffreyhotmail]

how did you get her in ur room is that after or before the suicede mission

[paowerhouse92]

@MrJeffreyhotmail After the suicide mission...

[NuttyBlocc20]

what a fuckin pimp

[ThatNickGuy28]

My memory is lousy sometimes, but I thought Tali had to wear the suit at all times because of the atmosphere of her planet or...something?

[Adumb50]

@ThatNickGuy28 They have to wear the suits because of their weak immune system. If she takes off her suit, she will probably end up with something resembling a severe cold.

[DEFxRECON]

Noob question because I might get this : Is the game any good?

[robloxguy23]

@DEFxRECON Very, very, very, very, very, VERY GOOD! GET IT NOW

[MyWonderApple]

Jack freaks me out...

[MyWonderApple]

I still want to know what Tali looks like GODDAMNIT! I better see her fucking face in ME3 or I going to lose my shit!

[solittleusernames]

@MyWonderApple end of the game...you see tali is just about to remove her mask and then all of a sudden just as you are about to see her face...BOOM...credits xD

[MyWonderApple]

@solittleusernames I will seriously lose my shit! >:O

[skipe94]

jack deserves it the most in my opinion 

[skipe94]

i really hope they show tali's face i ME3 and that she looks like some kind of Egyptian princess and shit 

[gamejestor]

Miranda has the best romance seen, but i went with Tali cause well... it's Tali. Would have been Laira but didnt have the DLC at the time and my second time around was planning on Tali anyway

[StrawberryOrgasms]

Tali should have died.

[EquestriaDJ]

TALI, JACK ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO BI SEX?

[r3n3gad34l1f3]

i think mirandas va was getting off while recording her scene

[r3n3gad34l1f3]

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!

[HatersG0nHate]

happy valentine's day -______-

[Blasted2Oblivion]

Wasnt Kelly worried she was being unprofessional?

[scottgraue45]

sadly poor liara is stuck at illum

[Crimsonlee2XX]

@scottgraue45 Get the lair of the shadow broker dlc. You get a chance to romance her again on the Normandy :)

[MrFluffyStick]

@scottgraue45 If you download the shadow broker DLC then you can continue your relationship with her from number 1.

[itrencher222]

Where the FUCK IS LIARA !!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrFluffyStick]

hkj

[jacisawsome69]

Wouldnt it be funny if Shepard took off Tali s mask and ran out the room

[drakofiara666]

is it me or kelly is creppy ?

[misfire33]

I think it's time for... AN AWCKWARD QUICK-TIME EVENT!

[blackhawk92295]

Kelly looks like she's trying a bit too hard on that dance of hers...

[Ryuo579]

Wait, is it even safe to be having sex next to the reactor like that...?

[Gondorian04]

@Ryuo579 she can't get pregnant anyway lol though i'm worried for shep, he may have reach and she might have flexibility but that counts for nothing if he can't fire off a good shot :)

[FormativeApple]

Can you do that to Kelly in the 360 version?

[Seger213]

What about Liara and Morinth :P

[freakxwithxaxpen]

... i dont want to be a dick but is it just me or is the red head kinda seem sluty?

[Dcoomer001]

jack isnt bad she just needed a hug

[thegiantpigeon]

LMAO tali takes off the helmet and then pounces on Shephard.

''NO Tali! Wait!!! ARRRRHGGGHHH''

[thegiantpigeon]

Wheres the Marvin Gaye or Barry White music?

[nboyda]

"Press 'F' to continue". F for Fuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkkk

[WooperMan69]

More like Mass Effect-tion.

[Freakylittlethingy]

eugh i just cant stand Jack i hated her since the day i saved her

[MacabreMilkman]

Shepard defeated two Reapers, Saren, the Geth, the Collecters, and saved the galaxy at least twice. And he's still on bottom.

[Predi180695]

@MacabreMilkman Eh, the two?? Harbringer is still alive if u mean "defeat" as "killed" ;].

[mrprogamer26]

@Predi180695 no i think he means the human reaper

[Predi180695]

@mrprogamer26 Ah, yes! sorry, my bad :P .

[DonnyMillerN7]

@MacabreMilkman ONE reaper ass fuck

[Iocrinik]

@MacabreMilkman Exactly! why should he have to do all the work, hes been busy!

[TombMan12]

@MacabreMilkman 2 reapers?

[jeffhotness5]

@TombMan12 Sovereign and the human reaper

[TombMan12]

@jeffhotness5 oh right, forgot the human reaper was a reaper :P

[IanTheMedic]

tali is definatly best : )

[RealGateGuardian]

Jack had the most emotional, Tali had the sweetest and Miranda had the hottest.

[MrTristanishere]

@RealGateGuardian But Liara is still where the love is.

[RealGateGuardian]

@MrTristanishere If you like blue squishy things you cannot get a good grab on. :p Although I like women like I like my wine (fine aged to perfection), damaged goods are usually a thrill, masks have a nice erotic mystiq and engineering has its advantages.

[prototype291]

Is it weird if i banged miranda 10 times (^^)

[neonfished]

trust me if jack gets hair alot more ppl will romance her

[UterivacOnlineDugova]

Who in the right mind would fuck Jack?!?!?!?!?!?

[neonfished]

@UterivacOnlineDugova i did.

[MrPardoMe]

@UterivacOnlineDugova Anyone who's not interested in the same old boring, vanilla sex.

[XelestialDragon]

@UterivacOnlineDugova If I were a guy, I think I'd romance Jack. She is pretty scary and really hurt...it'd be nice to comfort her and let her know she isn't alone. I don't get who would romance Miranda beyond sex personally.

[unity9]

@XelestialDragon And if Jack knew you wrote that, she would say "You sound like a pussy."

[XelestialDragon]

@unity9 Lol, I know.

[unity9]

@XelestialDragon Not meant to be an insult. It was her quote from the game.

[KulakxFilms]

im sorry but im killing kelly in all 19 out of my 20 files ive done

[ehsieyedee]

i'm commander shepard, and this is my LEAST favourite vid on youtube.

[LoLo9876420]

god kelly looks like collectors made her put a few on

[Seolisti]

Romance ALL the women!!!

[leonsjoy]

ohhh jack! plz don't cry!! ;(

[kevboogie35]

1:38

shepard "lets make sure the webcam was on"

[Envaldig]

Does Jack wear a vest?

[Minecrafter7331]

@Envaldig She has an alternate uniform that is less revealing than her standard after you complete her loyalty mission.

[Avengeroftheslimes]

I like the Miranda and the Tali romances, but Tali is my fav.

[EThundar]

@Avelidiota It's to protect her from getting sick

[animorphs135]

Please tell me 'Hold F' is just a coincidence...

[Stupious]

Kelly is nasty-looking in that suit. Almost throwed up.

[smashbrolink]

Neither of the top comments use the over-used "Fap" meme.

Color me surprised!

[Avelidiota]

1:31 wtf is she holding her breath?

[epictugboat45]

SPACE BRA!!

[y2kEveryDay]

romance ALL the girls

[KitCatch22]

WTF is this? ManShep gets frikkin nympho scenes and FemSheps get headbumps? The unfairness at work is ridiculous...

[uotake]

Am I trippin or does ManShep corner Tali whiles she's rambling on and on until there's only a bed to fall back on? (He does this with Samara, too)

[cyclopsdias]

@uotake Shepard knows what the ladies like....;)

[CammyWho10]

Samara?

[Declan1886mfc]

EDI will be watching

[FeiLong2310]

If only I could save my life at one point in time and pursue numerous women without consequence, with the perfect dialogue choices for gaining their love floating beneath me.

Lucky Shepard -_-

[GoverningNick]

0:44 Tali goes in, see's crap on floor. Tali: WTF, this is wh- GARRUS!!

[GBPacor]

I actually had a dream about spending time with Tali =)

[GrimesFilms]

@GBPacor and how did that work out for you?

[XrGxMYTHiCzz]

Shepard you lucky son of a bitch! ;D

[Murfitizer26]

i feel like if jack had hair and less tats she would be rather attractive

[UNSCmarine51]

'Miranda and Shepard fall to floor'

'Grunt walks in': HEY WRESTLING MATCH!

'Charges'

[Mr13Xariel]

@UNSCmarine51

Such a cool joke. You made mah day, mate :D

[xeNeonification]

@UNSCmarine51 actually lol'ed out loud when i read this ahah

[idkwmytuni]

@UNSCmarine51 You've just made my day, sir.

Awesome comment.

[AndrewAllStars]

@UNSCmarine51 Probably the best comment i've ever read. You've made my day as well! Genius!

[manonthemoon516]

@UNSCmarine51 LMFAO

[unity9]

@UNSCmarine51 Shepard & Miranda will have to play mommy & daddy, sit down, and they would have to give Grunt "The Talk"...that is if anyone survives and nursing any open wounds.

[Terrorstanius]

@UNSCmarine51 LOL!!!

[hugeirategamerfan979]

@UNSCmarine51 you win the internets

[RealGateGuardian]

@UNSCmarine51 I'm PRETTY sure Grunt would scream "I AM KROGAN!" before charging in.

[SomeKindaSpy]

@UNSCmarine51; BWAAAHAHAHA!! XD

I couldn't watch the video because I was imagining that! XD

YOU SIR, are FUCKING awesome!

[mecawenl]

@UNSCmarine51 that would have deal some serious damage lol

[Zorka1996]

well....mordin can see them from the lab and jacob from the armory,through the windows from where you can see the mass effect core :D

[Murfitizer26]

@Zorka1996 i dont remember who, but somebody on the normandy mentions watching it and that "it was awesome" lol

[dragoncommander92]

@Zorka1996 and Zaeed has security cameras everywhere

[Kingknag89]

atm im trying too figur out what kinda girls you can get laid with and so far ( in my own game) im pretty close with kelly and i actually just wanted to see if she could be some one you could bang... I didnt know she was a private dancer tho O.o

[Fenririon]

if EDI knows you're in the wrong bathroom then dont you think you know you're having sex in the its core?

[Arachnaphillic]

go one shepard you dog.

[jsanfor21]

lol Shepard is like capt. kirk from startrek sticking every woman... ME3 is going to be about Shepard finding out he is a dad to 4 different kids ROFL!!!!

[Metalhead15712]

aren't you suppose to have sex with clothes off? WTF

[ComradeStanimir]

I actually felt bad when Kelly was doing that, I was like, WTF!

[TemariBlackRose]

dude... kelly is showing another side! xD

[TemariBlackRose]

Im upset I didnt see tali's face!!! *angreh face t the max*



[SirLanceinhispants]

If they don't show Tali's face in ME3 I am going to be a very angry gamer...

[Xardas80]

Tali´s just too cute to say no >_<

[ganjeli]

i never unlock these lol need high hero point or what?

[BonuDiegoS]

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[barr65]

@BonuDiegoS you can romance with the assistant?

[jon9080]

@barr65 if you mean kelly then yes you can

[irenebvg74]

at least they dont forget to have a good time while fighting a war

[thebackyardpirates]

you should have put in where samara rejects you and morinth kills you haha

[adrianpetrescue]

DAT AAAASSSSSS

Dammit

Miranda is so hot

[lilpitbullalphaful]

miranda hotter than all the girls

[Jaranos457]

deep down, I think Jack just really wants a hug

Or then again, she could just want to kill absolutely everything and get really piss drunk

[alex89sanja]

mass effect 3 will be a greeeaaaaat gangbang!

[fatalmayu]

you know what bugs me, since it's kind of pointless, is the new outfit that they made for Miranda, during this part the new outfit vanishes and it's the old outfit again.

[abaderinfluence]

@fatalmayu Maybe that's her sex outfit.

[DanecekKnowles]

Kelly is bitch :D

[UniversalVision]

Good to know they still have lingerie in the future (>_o)

[pivotlordylord]

You know it's possible to fuck both Jack, Miranda and Tali on the same playthrough.

[GrimesFilms]

@pivotlordylord lolwut? how?

[kiowa017]

"I'm Commander Shepard, and these are my favorite whore on the Citadel!" :D

[PunisherLobo]

And thane is faping why Shepard is dicking Miranda!

[PunisherLobo]

@PunisherLobo i mean while!!! :D

[chex569]

commander shepard sure know how to score pussy!

[Peelzkeelz]

LIARA will forever be my blue-skinned goddess!! Nobody else compares.. Well Tali comes a close second and Miranda is right behind Tali.. And Ashley doesn't come to far behind them either... and jack, weeeell let's just move on.... Samara is hot, but she's such a mom it's a turn off.. And Kelly is just a little freak;)

[HauntedOne18]

MASSSSS EREEEEEEECT

[breatheeasy28]

Kelly: "So, how did you like that Commander?""

Sheppard: "I appreciate the dance Kelly, but i just needed a bitch to feed my fish while i'm gone.

Kelly: "but...but i thought we had something special."

Sheppard: "you thought wrong."

Kelly: "Commander...."

Sheppard: "you should go."

[DJAssasin17]

3:00 JIZZ OVERLOAD!!!!! SPLAT!

[GrineXDigi]

Jack & Shepard's baby = Uber godly baby o_o

[Volts48]

Shepard is science-fiction's James Bond if he can seduce all these women...

[TheStarTreker]

@Volts48

Nah it would be more appropriate to say Shepard is the Mass Effect version of Star Trek's Captain James T. Kirk. :D

[lildickheads]

why is it only kelly will dance fore you i think thats stupid

[truesuccsessor01]

you forgot Liara and Samara... just saying...

[pandadude321]

reesponse to top comment thats some deep shit bro



[1waffleiron]

@pandadude321 You do know you can reply directly, right...?

[SSFhighcommandJOHN]

Huh I just realized something....no..wait...sentie­nt species cross breeding is morally wrong right? I'm lost now..

[hawede2312]

@SSFhighcommandJOHN Doesn't Mater, Had Sex!

[copam07]

1:08 was truly beautiful

[WingZEROX10A]

nonononono shepard, you're making a BIG MISTAKE with Jack.

[MrDawnshadow]

sex is always better when they cry haha

[coleast1]

well, even thou you didn`t get to see Talis face you did find out something, that ecoing tune in her voice is not the suit, they actually sound like that.

[ICriedWhenEchoDied]

@grpanagos didn't you know? She's been altered to be perfect. :D

[XelestialDragon]

I keep thinking, what if Tali was wtf ugly or looked like a lizard or something? Too late for ManShep then.

[Whiskyneverbourbon]

i was expecting to see Dr. Chakwas screaming: "THAT WAS AWESOME!" xD

[Whiskyneverbourbon]

assuming direct control e.e

[Richard600606]

sexy alien STDs

[grpanagos]

Mirandas bOObs are FREAKING AWESOME !!!