Instant Weight Loss Self Hypnosis

[lovemeg1]

This made me more hungry...

[kimroserocker]

So if you lost the weight, would you ever gain it back?

[LaCatoliqueTresChic]

I have to pee lol

[chubbyguyful]

i wanna pee now

[SixtyNineWoodstock]

I should make a video like this, with a scary zombie at the end that 'scares the shit out of you' that therefore induces weight loss...

[TheRjDeka]

Hi, can you make another video about PRACTICING ART AND ANTI PROCRASTINATION. This video has really helped me, hoping if self hypnosis can solve some of my other problems. Thanks :)

[tubofbologna]

this made me hungry!

[megaharrypottergeek1]

I need to go peepee

[ThePugnantis]

@pinklob98 Wow! I am surprised to hear that you used the same plans in the site WeightLossAction. info . That is the only program that really worked for me, in just few weeks I loss weight.

[blackkittys668]

heres something to help u loss sum :) *ahem*there was a lady who tasted a tampon.it was soooo good she ate all of it!she still wanted the taste so she acedently ate her crotch.then she ate herself.still hungry?

[blackkittys668]

the rest worked but im stil tired :(

[layla45656]

loved it.it also worked i am not 125 pounds anymore i am 70

[cordi6991]

@layla45656 how old are you?

[haylosupastar]

Diuretics **

[haylosupastar]

To all the people who are commenting on the peeing affect - that's part of the procedure, can't you see? Don't you know what urine is? It's toxins & junk leaving your body - bulimics take diuretics & laxatives to lose weight - laxatives for fecal waste & dietetics for urine.

[dorotheaeli1]

Did this one evening; had to go to the supermarket the next day..... when in line to pay, I noticed I didn.t buy all the things on my list, but I bought the healthy, diet things. Weird but great!

[skizpow7]

Doesn't anyone else hear the UFO sounds in the background? Its creepy...

[mieroth]

Not sure how effective self-hypnosis is but it can't hurt. Exercises like this ARE relaxing even for the greatest cynics and should be done if people are stressed. Similar exercises are carried out at the end of many gymnastic passes for example. As for it creating motivation to loose weight - I don't buy it. But as I said it can't hurt when you're trying to relax anyway. :)

[MayokoLove]

Well let's see if this works lol its almost 1am and I must say I am alert and not rlly sleepy anymore...which kinda sucks since I need to sleep XD lol but it did relax me and I drifted off but didn't fall asleep? Hmmm

[TheHenryTown]

FAIL

[cele657]

I need to pee now :/

[spawn1492]

Wow, wtf. I don't remember what happened. I blacked out mid-video and then woke up as soon as he said I could.

I'm actually kinda shocked.

[OffSkyline]

all this did was make me need a pee :/

[TheBiganaconda]

This shit is scary I'd rather workout than some dude getting things on my mind what if it's just not the weight loss but other evil things

[stophorseabuseimmadi]

frankly I was get scared, but the huge person in the first 5 seconds. i stopped watching

[abcdef123184]

I can;t get hypnotized without confusing spinny pictures.. :/ lol

[TheRoyalKittens]

@abcdef123184 they appear on my eyelids when my eyes are closed so....lol

[msm0828]

how come bluesnake67?

[bluesnake67]

I was 145 lbs be fore. Now I'm 126

[souldiva2005]

hahahaha



[Alexizizcrazy]

so from morbidly obese to slightly obese? Cool, 'cause that's what I was going for.

[jessibear717]

holllyyyyyyyy shit

[chachill32]

wow i felt like a was in major stoned mode!

[RiffFuckingVicious]

what the hell on my phone it says the video is 9minutes long but when i play it its only 3

[dlpbello33]

going to pee

[amberandfoxy]

woahhhh i cant actually remember much of this but it worked! It's 1 in the morning and i feel alive.

[rebigan687]

i think that this video wasn't made to make anyone thin.....

i think it makes anybody who listen to this

make them want to pee....

[CrzyCutie193]

@rebigan687 But maybe that's how they loose the weight so fast, it makes them pee so much that there's nothing left of them

[rebigan687]

@CrzyCutie193 LOL!!!

u know

i think ur right :D

[KnewingFun]

@rebigan687 i clicked this for fun to see if it will make you frozen like u cant move i dont need to lose weight but i was watching this completely cause u said that it will make u pee so im going to listen to it

[lilrumplethreeskin]

The noises in this video just makes me want to pee

[stoneyfoney]

who wants heavy legs...duhhh

[MadLaney]

morbidly obese to slightly obese! wooo.

[AFGpredator420]

ORYT now this just made me ... ANORECSIC

[AFGpredator420]

oryt now this just made anorecsic

[Henryfabulous]

both women in this picture are fat

[luciieee09]

After that I felt like getting a large big mac...

[Awsomousness]

@MangaLoverDarliz007 MEE TOOO!

[misspennyjenny]

dangggggggggggg itt workssssssssss

[ShantillyLace27]

I used this for a while and it helps but I had a nice side effect it lowered my blood pressure to normal

[MrVforvendetta10]

how does it work. You part with your hard earned cash and buy into some phonie system that miraculously makes you slimmer.Who would buy into this?People who can't be assed to get up and exercise and want a short-cut, well there aint no short cut so get your fat ass down the gym

[WicyMJ]

i guess it's the sound of water gushing and streams tat encourages the urge to pee 0_0

[nutritionistEsUK]

If you see me shopping for size ten spotty clothes you'll know it's worked

[zid00001]

Must kill gingerbread men, must kill gingerbread men...........and what's with the water torture ?

[MRXGETXTOUGHX]

ive been using this for about a week now i wanted to keep people updated ive been listening to just this an his other weight loss video i eat less i still dont excercise but ive lost 10-15 i can almost fit into my old clothes

[MRXGETXTOUGHX]

this is legit it works ive been doing it everyday

[MRXGETXTOUGHX]

whoa idk if its gonna work for wait loss but all i know is i feel relaxed an happy an alert as fuck right now

[nickjonasbigfan]

Hmm, I hope this works. Seem's fake.

[yomasterx400]

i dont get it?

[lunarmoodring]

XD when ya said you are fully awake... i was falling asleep..i was that relaxed

[DollarBills44]

@lunarmoodring haha same

[Terrabite1]

i want my nine minuts back !!! :(

[thedaisyinfante]

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS WOW! I WONDER IF I AM GOING TO LIKE EXERCISE NOW HMMMMM

[bgtg2121]

turn that arrow around, story of my life.

[couturexlove1]

"do not operate machinery" ok i wont use a tractor while listening to this soft quiet video.

[passthetaters]

@couturexlove1 Heh... forgot I wrote that!

[hypnosoundscom]

Self Hypnosis is very popular now, more and more websites are selling tracks that will help people to Stop Smoking, Lose Weight, Relive stress and more.

[natalieismygurl]

this actually works!

[Mysterygal613]

Ugh! i have to go pee now!

[mafiaguyzxxx]

are u using ur ass to talk or what?

[StawberryMewMew]

Now I need to pee... :p

[StawberryMewMew]

I need this... :/

[jakiethelegend]

make a subliminal message next time oh and the guys voice is weird and stupid

[koolman6857]

i fell asleep but could control when i woke up, how does it help u have weight loss, i feel the same weight

[niodman]

at 1:56 i thought it said time for slow death!

[sammyBBes]

@niodman lol

[FirstImpressions99]

That made me need to pee real bad.

[shadowphoenix10]

i felt dizzy when i clesed my eyes...and i couldnt say no to any of the suggestions

[snooze1997]

Made me tired and I couldn't hear the guy...hat to skip most of I got bored I think I'll just stick to not eating :) :L

Total crap

[JoJy54]

I felt like aliens where abducting me.

[rajiaojiao]

i don't think i'' ever hypnotise myself to lose weight or anything it's so creepy and scary. Please don't listen i think it's from the devil .Dear Lordi just pray now that you rebuke every devil in your mighty name i pray amen.

[aweshut]

Had to stop video and pee..........

[bbb136]

You know how if you close your eyes you can see colours? Well when I closed my eyes before it was all reds n orange but during the tape it was blue :)

[kiamarukeemos]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE'S COMMENTS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!XD

[SpankRamen2]

Must...Kill...John...Lennon

Must...Kill...John...Lennon

Must...Kill...John...Lennon

[lightsey123789]

all this did was make me have 2 pee!!!!!

[princesslexxi]

there not the same people!

[firedmotion]

i cant even hear him talk... well at the beginning anyways, im not sure about the rest of it, but i didnt watch the rest

[TwistedSuga]

wow i felt all cold at the begining and then my body felt all heavy. i dont know if it works for weight loss but its good for relaxation.

[mlopresto100]

this video is really creepy, i had a hard time typing that like an evil force is upon me or something... i hope i loose some weight tho that would be nice (:

[SebastianAndrew1]

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[KimbasROW]

i can't even hear the guy's voice. The water in the background is too loud.

[willwork4taquitos1]

this has given me...

a headache gee thanks

[MrSupermonkeyface]

i dosent even work

[mrsrichardson823]

Thank you- this has helped me get motivated.

[hotchick1244]

the first one makes the first lady look fat...

[LilLeoxx]

Yeah I Now Have A Headache' And i Really Need The Toilet ! Thanks !

[rockrooster01]

This video gave me a migraine :'(

[thatdumblooser]

tnis video just made me have to pee O____o

[CherryBlossoms59]

I can't even hear the guy over the loud noise. I was watching a different one and actually fell asleep to it then it went to this one and woke me up. I automatically got a pouding headache and was up all night. THANKS!!! NOT!

[justiceofyouth]

ow it feels like iam gonna vomit!!!!

[xxNuckyxGirlxx]

spoookey

[ShowSomeLove89]

abbas,this video is so awesome. i listen to it every night in stereo. it is very relaxing and i've had great success. thx

[BabyBubblez88]

this sucks...

[Bellamora72001]

all this water, we're gonna drown!lol

[LilMissDidge]

uhm, this sucks

[11mlee]

i dont understand how exactly this works? ok i get it, its supposed to hypnotize you...

now that i listened to it and i felt relaxed does that mean i will find it easier to say no to carbs and junk food?

[abbas9360]

@11mlee If you use it over time, yes.

[abbas9360]

@11mlee for a full explanation of hypnosis visit my website

[JessBisme]

I can't really... hear what the guy is saying without paying close conscious attention... doesn't that sort of defeat the entire purpose of hypnosis?

[Shawneepaints1]

It was a relaxing video. The sounds in the background were very helpful.

[THEScottishFURY]

I WOULD WATCH BUT IM TO PUSSY LOL

[BikkiKobayashi]

I really wanted to work out after watching this. So I think it worked pretty well for me. But the timing sucked because I'm wide awake now. But I think its a win.

[xana1133]

MY 4 best friends and I used a track simular to this we ALL lost over 60 pounds! Wise cracks about potatoe chips, and being hungry? Well with a attitude like that you'll stay fat!! It works, trust us:)

[furubafan8]

I listened to this while eating potato chips...XD

[TheeJulietteWilson]

good vibrations

[lice617]

i fell asleep

[Roxy704]

After this bideo I feel great and very relaxed!

[redenchilada]

I listen to this from time to time and it helps me. He has another video on Youtube also that I listen to every now and then. It's good stuff.

[rockinleslie]

i feel different and peaceful omg

[liatin92]

yea this made me really hungry. fail for me.

[TekuDX]

XD same here dood

[cheeringroks98]

SCARY and CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MissKenmore99]

i could BARLEY hear that guy, and he sounded kind of creepy

[aliigoree]

i just got SUPER hungry after this.

[mizxjennipa]

@aliigoree hHAHAAHAHAH LOL

[shootingstarzxo]

i feel weird and i need to go for a run.

[lwdavids55]

I'm going to try it for a week.

[meglor88]

kinda creepy, but kinda nice, itd be cool if it worked too

[Nomming]

I entered real hypnosis with this video. I've always been able to relax to these videos, but never actually entered hypnosis itself.

Holy shit, it's the most amazing feeling in the world!

[carefree528]

is it working?

[xana1133]

yes

[passthetaters]

*WARNING* There are hidden commands to seek and destroy gingerbread men in this video! Please be advised that you should not listen to this audio unless you think baking gingerbread men just to make your house smell good is acceptable!

[couturexlove1]

@passthetaters oh my goodness!!!!!! I JUST DESTROYED ALL THE GINGERBREAD MEN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

[DeadUntilProvenAlive]

I don't know if this'll help me lose weight, but it sure was relaxing! Only bad thing: I couldn't hear the guys voice at some points. Just me???

[Disciple2013]

Was relaxing then someone woke me up...

So it was working to relax me

[neftali12345]

tigy

[theebadnun]

lol sounds like the begining of the hiden track on "smells like children"minus the birds and the guy talking-sorry

[sesshomarufan246]

i feel weird

[jahaines579]

My brains all tingly!

[AHasianmusic]

woooooooooow my head was like tilting to the side slowly and i felt like my bones were jelly and i was melting...just me...?

[greenshelby1]

Listening to this while working and I feel tingling on the front of my brain, between my eyes. It's making me feel like my eyes are going to cross. My mom used to listen to a hypnosis weight loss tape when I was a kid,during the night,thru headphones and EVERYONE in the house lost over 10 pounds (my dad lost 20) in a month before we realized that our subconscience mind could hear what she was listening to. She started to listen to it in the car. I'm not skinny anymore and I'm hoping this works

[chic0stik]

My brain felt all tingly. <3

[fdn111]

I-Dozer ftw.

[OMGzzSTFU]

i thought this shit made my body vibrate then i realized it was just my desk vibrating from my fan.

[acdcqueen666]

hahahaa tht is sooo funny ... tht made my day thnx for ur good sense of humor :)

[OMGzzSTFU]

haha fer sure (:

[NirvanaOnEarth90]

Ew... I can't listen to this. It sounds like an obese guy.

[snailbaby645]

well now i just need the toilet thanks to the water noises XD

[huesosnumero1]

Hi:

I weight 205 pounds, I will make that hypnosis and after a week, I will tell you how I was.

as I listened I felt dizzy and my body was very relaxed.

[blueberry669]

btw guys do this everyday you will get better results

[mariahchelsey123]

I feel loooopy

[weatherfordbritnee]

All I know is this really helped me relax. I guess we will see what happens...

[gamerbros13]

Is it possible to download the audio if so whats it called plz reply.

[ruththegeek]

ok well this made me hungry

[tichergeorge]

haha me too

[icesk8erqueen8]

wow i think.... this actually worked.

i went out to eat.

and after a few bites. i was like.

ew. im done. i want to put this down.

twasss nice. =]

and i noticed that i felt fuller faster

[ThexDoctorsxLie]

I gotta redo this. I couldn't focus. Dammit.

[1wer1]

i have to pee now

[westindiangyal13]

made me alittle sleepy i realxed so much i pooted (lmfao :D) but idc if it works im only 110 :) (is that fat?)

[CandieBox]

It depends on your age and height. Some of that weight can also come from muscle.

[tichergeorge]

i wight 99 :(

[Mels2089]

no, its not fat... I promise!!!

[megthegem]

my mouth went numb.. the back of my neck did too and my shoulderss.. i had a vision of someone offering me food but i rejected most of it. hopfully it will work.

[ESPNMVP]

DECENT

[ThePittstructor]

Last night I felt full really quickly, I usually eat more, but I didn't even finish my plate!

I do feel wierd again listening to this today, but maybe theres something to this.

[ThePittstructor]

My leg is asleep and my wrists feel wierd, I also have a small headache, is this normal for my fist use?

I also lost one of my speakers, is this in stereo?

[strikeapose100]

itching much anyone? i was really badly on my stomach and ribs weird

[nannawindows]

i lost weight thanks to you i listened every night for 2 weeks and lost 21 lb

[weedgod94]

seriously???

[chrittlebug]

really i want pics!

[annielove24]

my cheeks when numb and it felt like the chair was either hovering, or moving very slightly....weird!

[IZZY7ROCKS]

man i was ithcy

[danascully9a3]

it made me relax but whether it actually will work, there wasnt alot of encouragement to lose weight but as to feel relaxed lol

[runnergirl555]

i couldnt relax i kept feeling itchy

[Darkangelmmortalwin]

you too?