Ellen's Monologue - Sleeping with Ellen

[Kanciapaa]

This was on my birthday

[LUXAETERNA6603]

she is too cool

[JasminAngali97]

i love how ellen always no matter what dances with the people in wheelchairs and stuff

[JasminAngali97]

is there a reason she says caaaaaaw in all her vidoes.? its soooooooo cuteee lol

[Melopeed]

no sleep and yet so much energy. Do I smell juice?

[KittiesInSweaters]

Well..I thought this video was going to be about something else...

[JJJETSON07]

She great

[tinigarfield]

i want ellen show in MALAYSIA!!!!!so bad that everytime i wanna see her show i have to watch it on youtube.....

[MrNana94]

@tinigarfield tell me about it . i spends hours a day watching her video on youtube . too bad they didnt play it at malaysia . i will be so much rather watching Ellen than martha,oprah, rachel ray's or even MHI ..MALAYSIAN want ELLEN !

[hanroxdaworld]

its like no realy SIT DOWN haha

[shemo1981]

Oh ellen you can make anything funny.... You really made my day :-) love you sooooo much

[rendy88]

how the hell does she make inability to sleep so funny?

[tortidips]

I WANT ELLEN ON TV HERE IN BELGIUM !!!!!!

[shemo1981]

This is the 5th time i watch this monologue...I love it & I love ellen soooo much

Thanks for uploading this amazing video

[sweetheart511111]

WHOS THAT DJ?! THATS NOT TONY!



[beautyintheskies]

OMG this is so true

[holly12345105]

I just love Watchin All the Ellen show's even if there like 1year old or even more : p She is amazing she has me in stiches all day because she is funny< 3 I would love to go to her show : )xxxxxxxxxx

But the people who disliked this are just stupid if you dont like ellen dont watch her :L x

Like if you agree xx

[No6624]

ELLEN AND MICHAEL JACKSON! TALK ABOUT A GREAT COMBINATION!!!!

[issieclaire]

i don't sleep i watch Ellen on youtube!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[BlackRose42379]

Ellen = Best dancer...ever!

[pig5689]

What is it with this Allan Mangenerous?

[Thebraids]

The Ellen Degeneres show is a reason to move to the USA.

[lovebug583]

ellen > oprah

[MichaelJacksonFan331]

yaay Ellen is awsome and i love the song!

[SR031989]

I also love Ellen :) She's the best. We don't have the Ellen Degeneres either, only OPRAH!! I wish we had Ellen show on TV. Love you Ellen <3 from Denmark

[SuperFizzyPop75]

GREAT SONG CHOICE!!! I <3 MJ!!!(:

[fuzzygreenplants]

The video starts at :59.

[ForeverFreeMe]

ellen is just beautiful :) inside and out ... you can be 100% straight but i promise you you'll still want her

i fuqkn love Ellen !!

[liverpoollibra1]

to all you people wishing you could watch ellen , i live in england and cant watch it :(

[lucy121x]

@liverpoollibra1 me too and i hate it it used to be on diva tv like everyday and i would record it and literally in the past month it has stopped and i cant understand why, i love it and so do alot of my friends i dont know anyone in england that watches oprah and it is constantly on

[glittery4life]

@deedy95 omfg ur Romanian my mum is!! K let me test I don't speak but I know abut I was born in australia I all the kids in my family have the Australia accent so ce faci ? Answer me bak in Romanian

[msruska95]

"sleeping with ellen "---- i was so freaked out

[oktoberhimlen]

yey a michael jackson song !  i love both michael and ellen !

[jonas1brother1fan]

micheal jackson <3

[xxemolovergirl22xx]

YES A MICHAEL JACKSON SONG xD 2BAD SHE NEVER HAD HIM ON HER SHOW

[FM897]

9 people suck at life.

[HumanDichotomy]

Ellen is awesome. :-) She's not afraid to be herself, and sets an example to young people everywhere.

[TheKwamusic]

Song " Geettt uppp...Geeett upp..."

Ellen " HAVE A SEAT!"

Hahaha.

[RossT551]

what time does it air in america?

[JustCallMeIzzy1]

@RossT551 on the east coast its 3pm. thats all i know

[avrilfan1234546]

you are so frikin lucky in america

[greenday2themax]

@avrilfan1234546 I think Ellen aired last night. I don't watch that channel often, but I did see ''Ellen Degeneres''

And I live in Ireland so...

[mizemotion]

hahaha I AM SOOO TOTALLY LOVIN THE CROWD.... they aren't dead like the other ones... :D

[LifeequalsVideogames]

oh so true

[coxanh84]

can someone help me find out which part that ellen talk about home alone when portia went out.

[misscinth1]

i wish i could see the ellen degeneres show but it is not on tv here in the netherlands. oprah is here 4 times a day on tv well i think oprah 1 time and the ellen degeneres show 3 time a day on tv because we all love ellen

sorry for my english

[Ruggiao]

@misscinth1 You can find full episodes online easily, pm me if you want to know where to look.

[christophedetiege]

@misscinth1 your English is perfect tho..

[xpollepel]

@misscinth1 helemaal mee ens!!

[mschutters]

@misscinth1 So agree...hier in België ook te veel Oprah :(

[thedudsonette]

@misscinth1 ugh het moet echt hier komen zo oneerlijk!!!

[rocklover142]

@misscinth1 I'm from the Netherlands too, and I also want to see her on tv!!!

[SakkoLovesEllenD]

@misscinth1 it's also not here in Belgium i wish it was because i'm a big fan from Ellen

spijtig... :/

[superkassierstertje]

@misscinth1 hey,ik ben van belgie,en hier is het ook niet op tv,echt erg...Ik vind haar echt geweldig,en je kan ook geen tickets verkrijgen op haar site voor onze regio,alleen maar amerika,en dat vind ik niet eerlijk,maar ja het is nu zo,dus kijken we maar op youtube,het is natuurlijk niet hetzelfde.Straks is ze oud voor we het weten en hebben we ze nog niet gezien.

[superkassierstertje]

@misscinth1 @ misscinth1 hey, I'm from belgium, and here it is not on TV, really bad ... I find them really great, and you can not obtain tickets on its site for our region, only America, and that is not fair, but yes it is so, so we just look on youtube, it's obviously not the same. Soon she is old before we know, and we have not seen her yet.

[rietjer1]

@misscinth1 you're so right:p

[lalanotmehmeh]

I have trouble falling asleep (sleep disorder

:\ ) but then once I do (at around 1 a.m.) I keep sleeping.

[TullerJackson]

I can't watch Ellen, since I live in Denmark. :')

MJ rocks!

I love you MJ and Ellen! :D

[stepha9416]

that lucky ass table!!!

[ImmaRokstarr]

It's always 1 whole minute of clapping and cheering...

[claracorrmorrison]

Ellen's moves *drool*

[sugarychocobot]

I'm a pretty damn light sleeper too x]

[zacharyljkja]

she became the first female comedian in the show's history to whom this honor was bestowed

[MrHenryCat]

I think honestly... she's my women crush. I love her show so much.

[Flowerdream0394]

3:22 baha :)

[iluvSpectacular011]

Why is Ellen sooooooooooo sexy??

[lindseybff]

@iluvSpectacular011 Thats what i have been trying to figure out all this time!

[Angefied]

Can you just imagine shopping for those coffee tables with Ellen? She would actually have to test it to see if she could straddle over it right in the store xD

[ayuliinivaan]

I'm a light sleeper and I do all those things she was talking about :D

[gircupcakeful]

oh hai!!

[MajorYT]

WOOOOOO MJ SONG! :D

[CAvideoFAN]

Great title! LOL!

[wilczeekx3]

She just must come to Poland ! We love her here *___*

" are you wake ? "

that's so true :D

[llullu]

love u Ellen!!!

[ayah28591]

her randomness is hilarious

[Hannanball13]

im trying to watch 100 ellen vids.

full vid.4:06

start:12:38

end:12:44

#80!!!!!!

all vids 65-80 are from 2/07/10

[WCWSting1]

LMAO!

she is just the greatest thing! :)

[Dulliopi]

i wanna see her =' ( ...She must come to germany coz we love her :)

[kennacrazy31]

ellen = <3

[ILUVNY1994]

god i love ellen <3

[aliceakanewg]

haha she relates to the audience ;D btw does she write these monolouges herself? or does someone else write it

[BMiMiPiNkk7993]

Her and some writers.

[futurestar94britfan]

@aliceakanewg i think ellen writes most of it herself

i mean, she did used to be a stand up comedian when she was younger, so...

[JenniViZ]

@aliceakanewg She writes it herself, she used to be a stand-up comedy before she had a show anyways, she was a comedian before - still is.

[92healtheworld]

Yes, MJ song! ! ! Bravo Ellen! :) She is very cute and funny.

[AeonPhoenix6]

I love løve her! :D

[onyony68]

MJ's song !!! Love Ellen!

[StaceyDashFan]

haha, she's great :D

[BusHitStudios]

The tilte is a lot more exciting then the video, good video though

[indigo12ash]

Ellen blends in with everyone else unlike other talk show hosts where you could spot them like a sore thumb.

[nobadgeforyou]

what time of the day is Ellen on in the US?

[parkerPosee]

she's on at 3pm/west coast, 5pm/east coast

[itsdaniyeaa]

this totally happens to me in the night. and i look at the clock and say well if i go to sleep now i'll have more hours sleep lmao!

its so annoying

[68870]

Im like that 2 its so annoying lol

[ciara92sevda]

i wish i could watch this everyday  :(

but i can´t because i live in germany and all i can watch are the short clips on YouTube....

i love Ellen!!!!

[HBASHS]

The same problem here...

I'm also from Germany and I adore Ellen!

[lexdeathnotefan]

i have the same prob although im not from germany but from Cyprus xD

[karolinahes]

@ciara92sevda yh i know just how you feel, i havent stopped watching this for like a week whenever i get home from school... I live in czech republic

[brotmann86]

@ciara92sevda ja geht mir genauso *gg* ;-))

[applexstyle]

@brotmann86 ist voll blöd ge?

[brotmann86]

@applexstyle ja allerdings in deutschland läuft irgendwie fast nur müll und billige kopien von us und brit shows :-/

[ciara92sevda]

@applexstyle hey ich kenn dich doch!! :) LOL

[applexstyle]

@ciara92sevda Ja du hast mit mein Youtube geschrieben OPF.....

#LOL

[ciara92sevda]

@applexstyle aldaa hals maul man HAAHAA ..nee sorry war ohne absicht

[charact1]

@ciara92sevda get international cable

[karolinahes]

@ciara92sevda yeah same, i live in czech republic and i wish so hard that i could go to america just for like 2 weeks so that i could watch her shows! she is so amazing!

[stephenh064]

@karolinahes you can watch full episodes on youtube

[jbandgymnastics]

@ciara92sevda you can go to ellentv.com and see lots more than on youtube

[twizzler4321]

@ciara92sevda it doesnt air in germany? if it does, you should record it.

[tatianaali93]

@ciara92sevda yeah, same here in Jordan :(

[garfilijada]

@ciara92sevda i live in austria, so i have the same problem :(

[HillBillySantaClaus]

@ciara92sevda Im like that just i live in the uk

Bring Ellen worldwide!!!

[pashamuis]

@ciara92sevda I agree, I live in Holland and we don't have it either :'(

I always watch it on you tube, but its not the same

[demetriius3000]

@pashamuis..have you tried to ellen website,or the nbc site?they usually have clips and the whole show on there..check it out

[pashamuis]

@demetriius3000 Thanks I will trie that right away :)

[ciara92sevda]

@pashamuis it´s sooo annoying!!....we got this now channel in germany it´s called SIXX and they said there are going to be an american talk show...and guess which show it is

It´s OPRA freaking WINFREY!!! i was hoping it would be ellen but no luck :( i want ellen!!

[pashamuis]

@ciara92sevda We have Oprah.....many many many years. Im not saying she is wrong but yeah I WANT ELLEN.

We had Ellen...for maybe a very tiny season, but there were not enough who watched it...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. We have the most stupid channels of the world....but not one of them has Ellen :'(

Well goodluck to you with Oprah...Im so sorry and maybe one day we'll get Ellen on a channel

[damibabby]

@pashamuis we have ellen  she is on ch 9 every week day at 12pm and if u got to ch 111 her show ellen is on at 2:30 pm and

[nipunsrivastava]

@ciara92sevda i live in india and these ppl they used to show it be4 but i dont know y they stopped showing it .

probably becoz of sm stupid indian talk show which is always bitching about and stuff ?? :P

[CarolinaSP20]

@ciara92sevda I feel you

[deedy95]

@ciara92sevda yeah i am in the same situation i am from Romania love u ellen ur so sexy:>

[LadyPhantom90]

@ciara92sevda I have the same wish, I live in switzerland ... Ellen is just the BEST!

[katyperrymalsiaFAN91]

@ciara92sevda i feel ur pain... i hope ellen can broadcast her show in our country....

[MegaTwilightExpert]

I love Ellen, everytime wen I come home from school wen I'm saposed to do my homework, I watch this!!

[sdiegostc]

HAHA, reminds me exactly of my senior year when it was still new! In fact, I used to rush home just to make it in time, haha. :)

[bajan95]

me too! lol i have coursework to do lol

[jmanxtreme8]

@MegaTwilightExpert Looks like you skipped out on your spelling homework...

[elmosonfirehaha]

Ellen's so cute! Is it weird that I think that, being fourteen? Ah well, I also think Jon Stewart is hot, so...

[luckysunshine21]

i thought i was the only one who thought jon stewart was hot... thanks :)

[shalekodemono]

she looks so hot with that sweater! :D...

[Mugen83]

ellen is just beautiful! I love her face!

[shalekodemono]

I LOVE HER SMILE!!!!!!

[oopsydahlia]

@OS253

We're on youtube ;-)

[sweetnesxxx]

my friend wakes up at 4 to swim

[isthatmarcee]

mine too jajajjaa

[kougafan]

lol 6 am, some of us are getting ready for bed that time too xD

[chesnix]

Ellen is the BEST!!!!!!!!

[carinaxnicole]

<3 mj

[AnaFelixPires]

I used to have horrible, horrible problems falling AND staying asleep. Then I found out about Diazepam (Valium). And yeah, no more problems. :)

[nikkiniftybear]

i wake up at 6

[wassup23596]

lol i wake up st 6 too... 6 pm

[321123red321213]

Why do I find her so sexy?

[akosayshi]

you an ass?

[helloimcalledbob]

you a shit head?

[helloimcalledbob]

omg i was just asking duh cos iv seen comments like that from boys and girls

and no im not an ass !

[GirlyDoll21]

I do too!

[Buschix3]

you're so right! :P

[lbbist09]

probably because she is :D

[FFFFunny]

cause she so is.

[Poppenhuis]

Oh, she so is :) Her power and joy for life make her so attractive! She is amazing :)

[ClassicallyTrained88]

@321123red321213 Because she's sexy like that

[darkqueen12]

@321123red321213 Because she is :D

[prosaicpseudonym]

@321123red321213 Because she is...

[karforever26]

@321123red321213 idk y, but i do too

[Gr3taax]

@321123red321213 because she is so sexy :p 

[gablison]

@321123red321213

cuz she is! :P!

[piratepod37]

Aww poor Ellen.. I'd totally keep her company lol =)

[DaniandMeli1996]

Yes yes it is! lol

[000tash000]

ditto

[DaniandMeli1996]

i know... its crazy! then you have to get up at like 6 AM to go to school!

[DaniandMeli1996]

I fall asleep at 3 AM... And I'm 13!

[akosayshi]

that's sunds lie it came outta my mouth, i'm 13 and fall asleep at 3"00AM,lolz

[akosayshi]

i meant sounds like,sry,lolzzz

[ferrybeachgal]

y'all are insane, I'm 15 and fall asleep at 1 at the very latest

[akosayshi]

yeah i hear ya,lolz!

[iledvmbsiscvs]

av u noticed she always says "ow i needed that 2day, espicially 2day" lol

[AddictedtoBlistex]

OMG I know EXACTLY what she's talking about here! :D yeah... waking up at 3 am sucks xD

[SanAndreasUpdater08]

Michael Jackson Is the tue King of pop :)

She has good taste in music :D

[Aaliyah2k]

I love that she always plays Michael Jackson on her shows!

[deny4shakira]

what's the name of the song that starts at the beginning of the show?

[xTrishaBonzx]

its the show's theme song!