2Boys1Show Episode # 7

[Mayyonnessa]

cool

[DrLoveH]

Why aren't u guys like more famous haha you're funny as hell and uhm... sometimes I have wet dreams about u ... both *blush*

HHAHAHA JOKING!

Im totally not

[MeCrazyTrisha22]

you guys live in Texas? Me Too!!<3 i hate it here...

[Donnierules9109]

i want in on the quesadilla factory

[luv2bcrazy563]

It's where I've been keeping my coffee. :) Hahahaha, love that.

[CountryGirl1106]

ok...seriously...it's been 3 MONTHS since the last episode....you promised us EVERY WEEK.....pllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaa­aaaaaaaaassssseeeee!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[iluvpetewentz43v3r]

hahaahahaha you guys never get old. but i want you to talk about who is better: ninjas or vikings. thatd be funny.

[lightember]

YAY! I wanna work at the factory...we'll re-name it to ROYALS ROYAL FACTOR ha

[leelee95RAD]

What's a BASF?

[DaGangstaNerds]

this was awesome!!!!!!!!

[kelly592]

IM WEARING 1 RGHT NOW ....DIBBS LMFAO

[Strihnin]

Haha, the first joke was awesome, especially if you're kinda wasted XD

[bookworm3939]

i comment

[LovesMusic001]

when he says the joke does he say smell mom?

[caitlinlavergne]

He said smell mop.

[sexyjessy26]

Ya'll sound like a couple of 5 year olds but hilarious!!!

[CountryGirl1106]

I wanna be co-owner!!

[suzshanngela]

they are amazing

[cocomocorelax]

Jack's sports bar/bowling alley idea pretty much describes this place called Jillians in downtown Memphis...

[cy83rFr34x]

He totally just shit himself! LOL

:)

[mickie1145]

DIBS!!!!!!

[Endzonefinder3]

i wanna work their lol what bout me? lol jk. nice music. ur welcome.

[cayli1]

ya'll are hilarious!!!

[wargirl89]

LOL trust me im a nurse! LMAO! you are too funny man!

[kakthekakkie]

ahahahah!!! I love Molar's wheeze laugh (0:20)!!

...dibs...

[Mirage0990]

lol! That was fricken funny! Ha, Jack is soo cute. Disgusting, but cute :P

[grubbs456]

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Smellmomp.

Smellmomp who?

LOL

[Cheerbaby216]

Pffttthahaha

[Mangotropolis]

1.) Can either of you get a pet turtle and include it in the show? Why or why not??

:D

[videogameguru111]

don't usually believe in chain comments, but this one is pretty cool. u don't need to do it, but when u read it, u might smile. :)

There are 20 angels in this world

10 are sleeping

9 are playing

1 is reading this

put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how

[Tater2Tots]

i get homos cramp:( i didnt kno it wuz a bad thing lol

[tigerlilly101213]

hey can i be hired in the Quesadilla Factory

[TheCatherineee]

You guys are seriously so funny. I love all your videos. And the homos cramp joke is great

:)

[allieisawesome18]

Holy testical tuesday.... You guys are fricken hilarious and people who think you aren't are LAME!.... all righty, then.. now that I got that sorted out.. I have some questions for you two!

1) If money were no object, what one gift would you purchase for yourself?

2) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

[SkateMusicLife64]

ik were u got the second question from its not origional

[allieisawesome18]

Who said that the questions were supposed to be original?!?

[Lisaluvstwilight]

Where are ya'll located? Also need another video like paper planes dance.

good job

[deadheadben770]

Totally wanna do the Quesadilla Factory! i'm down

[pieismybuddy]

i like the pee pee in my pants song

[Karissadawn91]

i love you guys! haha. you crack me up.

and i agree jacks laugh is amazing. makes me laugh everytime..

much love! :)

[noniwasch]

i love your vids..they're great...keep doin..

and yes...royal is sexy :D

and..i love it when jack laughs..it sounds so funny....i love you boys

[Kimbroli]

omg will you hire me to work at the quesadilla factory!!! yessss #1 fan!

[nothang101]

you could put a map of texas on your forehead to actual scale

[nothang101]

Blow me Gessica, you're a whore

[GessicaLuvleefais]

You're beautiful.

Not the fat one.

=D

[reneNmatt]

so rude...Jack is cute as well..love his rosey cheeks....Royal is sexy....but the both of them is frikn hillarious together...

[StrngrsHvThBstCndy]

You Are Lookin Rather Sickley......Royal! But Any Who 2 Questions 1)You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? 2)Are you left or right eyed?

[b3thxxxxx]

not bad not bad at all just try to be a little more funni x

[MClaire66]

F YES, you chose my question.

try this one

If you needed to smuggle something into jail,

would you rather shove a cell phone, or a bag of cocaine up your rear-end?

[siearaaloma]

silly boys ahaha i better they are stoners

[tonicbabyy]

I wanna job! xD

[Nakimushi13]

☺

/▐▌⌐ -----☻ chunky Jim killed bob with a pistol.

/ \

HELP US

copy paste Jim helps us!

[chloe272]

meloveyoulongtime:]

[mindy434]

Hahah,

Omg I love alll your videos.

You are so funny.

And reallyy cute[:

[D3GRASSi]

QUESTION  :)

Its not really a question, more like a suggestion.

You two should be drunk on one of your episodes :D

[kugal13]

I LOVE YOU!!!

[tigerlilly101213]

ill so join your factory royal!!!

[Xzuzz]

They smoked weed and then used Clear Eyes so their eyes aren't red.

Or they're retarded.

[chloe272]

haterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Gallstones69]

Are You High?

[denie8]

LOL!!!

ok ur question is......

Q-Would You Rather Do A Fairy Or A Vampire?

*Lolz*

[nikkyv203]

one of those tiny fairies?

that doesnt sound good for anyone involved

[pinklabel101]

I make sweeet quesadillas with apples and cinnamon or rasberries and cream. And also chicken or steak. Sometimes Indian inspired tika masala (or however you spell it).

:)

[SamJman94]

1.copy and paste 8 times on diffrent videos

2.then,look at your profile background

[xAllAmericanRejectsx]

i could so go for a quesadilla right now....

[brasilxobabe]

lmfao

!!!!! i must have watched the viseo like 5 times before i got the homo's cramp joke...

i thought royal really didnt get itt !!!!!!! ahhh im dumbb

[InSilico1991]

lmao HOMO CRAMP hahahahaha

[Cassi84]

So glad I found your channel, you are both hilarious! I love all the vids but 2Boys1Show is my fav.

[brasilxobabe]

ditto <3

[Becca1291]

I want to be in on this hole Quesadilla factory hahahaha it is a very funny yet brilint idea!!!!!

[nightjade08]

copius amounts of dung? lol I love it ; )

[babysterns]

Hahaha I love you guys

and I definately agree, you should make that room a pit ball room! ; )

[XxeelhsaxX]

you guys crack me up! lol omfg awesome!

[Princess0459]

--Would you rather lose an eyeball or have all your toes chopped off?

[iHEARTmyEm0Alex]

i dont get it....? lmao

[brent1229]

thats funny fellas, keep it up

[andrewsthebest769]

question- would u have sex with the ugliest girl in the world but the richest man in the world or have sex with the hottest girl in the world and be the poorest man in the world

[MikesHempBracelets]

Hahaha, you guys are Awesome!!!

[sweetfaith12]

Im totally gonna work at your resturaunt!

[GirlHeartsGuitar]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i literally laughed out loud.

Good goin.

[xojynxyox]

can you franchise your restaurant to canada?

[xojynxyox]

oh and i noticed your houstan astros travel mug... i was just wondering if you could find the houstan astros mr potato head and interview him for next episode :)

[brasilxobabe]

okay sooo hi lol yet another great video im officially addicted more pleasee <3

and question : what kind of bear is best?

[bigrahizzle]

i cant stop watching this video LMAO

[JOEYhasaBONER]

homos cramp lmaoo

[lindsayness]

You guys are freaken awesome!

[HooneeyDoo22]

hahaha, love quesadilla's:)

GREAT idea;)

[vic200152]

I WOULD TOALLY JOIN!!

[holzwarthstube]

lol.

wanna hear a construction joke?!

-what?

still working on it.(:

[ramillen]

LOL Nice!!!!

[BeccaRelly]

Can you guys do a bit with no shirts on please? I am shameless. I said please though! It would be polite if you did it since I asked nicely!!!

[ramillen]

You did Ask nicely...i see a shirtless ball pit fight in my future lol

[icicle83]

@ramillen

this one's gonna be funny. Make sure Gunta is in it :)

[theofficeloverr]

woww those jokes were amazing :)

[aungeebay]

i laughed for like 5 minutes straight at that knock knock joke. ifff you had too have a pet buffalo...what would you name him and why????

[DynamiCharismatic]

I have to say. i liked Moellers (spelling?) jokes more than life itself.

Twitter says its your birthday. Happy Birthday from your number 80 subscriber.

Would you rather be owned by your parents, or your teacher?

Happy B'day

[candysmiles11]

the quesodilla factory is an awesome idea and so is the ball pit idea is 2

[C12Cleggsox]

Haha!

I think that the quesadilla factory sounds sweet! But I think that people sound make little robot Oompah Loompahs!

HOW SWEET WOULD THAT BE!

Haha.. I would by ten myself!

Think about it!=)

[glamorous12349]

IM ALMOST 19 AND MY FAVRIOT THING TO DO IS PLAY IN BALL PITS BUT IM TOO BIG AS SOME PEOPLE WHO ADVISE IT sayy!

[choirchick99]

LOVE IT!

[anhishere]

you know what would be awesome?... a tattoo parlor for your pet!

[Mangotropolis]

The last knock knock joke, very nice :P

[32387Matt]

i want to join the quesadilla factory

lol

[mammaspixiehaha]

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

[xJohoe94x]

lmao

[ShoTzVlogz]

DAMN i laughed so hard at this

im almost crying in laughter

[estmntgurlie86]

i definately want to partake in whatever activities you engage in right before you film these shows. i love you boys. royal, i still want to marry you. when are we setting the date?

[Astrostream]

omg

[stumpy517]

what is the stupiest thing yall have ever done?

i love jack ashton!!

[ziggurat21]

heres a question,

what was your favorite childhood cartoon?

[plzyeasy]

lovee you too .

[therealpheebs]

what the heck, i thought they closed down all the discovery zones!!?? not even fair.

you guys make me laugh. :]

[thegothmog]

I have a question for you:

Will any of your future videos be named in reference to porn?

[tony838]

they have bedrocks and hooters together by where i live

[damondlover4]

HINT: Walmart sells those pastick ball pit balls  in a package of 100 !!!! I know rite!

[ramillen]

OH dear god your my new best friend!!! lol

[bbllqt219]

lol a ball pit in ur house AWESOME! u should invite me over :)

[ramillen]

consider yourself invited!!!!!

[Phantomshock]

Heres a few ideas- Combine all the hot sauce and hot peppers together to make a super hot quesadilla.

Maybe an all Catchup one (cause i know how much you love it)

how about a speghetti quesadilla??

[Reeven20]

yo can i be a chef?

[ramillen]

Oh yes steven reven you got some quesadilla ideas!!!!!

[Reeven20]

a fish quesadilla! yo. do work son!

[BrightColoredShoes]

Don't eat those condoms. Maybe eat the candy panties but not condoms.

You should have special guests more often.

[leelee95RAD]

I think the flavored condoms are for blowjobs,,, lol.

Whatd the joke mean at the beginning?!

My question: When you make the room into a ballpit, how are you going to stop the balls from coming out of the door when it's opened?

Second Question: Do you think you could survive if all you have to eat was the strawberry flavored lube in strawberry flavored comdoms and water?

(:

[itsait]

so your frekin awsome.... really wish I knew you in life. You seem like a hell of alot of fun.

[Fuckyouallwhore]

LOLOL FART APP XD

[excaliber2023]

I miss DZ Discovery Zone. ;(

[ramillen]

I know DZ = Guaranteed FUN!!!

[cccccccccc10]

this is my fave vid of them all hurry and make more!!!!

I wanna join the Quesadilla Factory!!!

......bring back the mit-ma & lamp toy!!!!

[72ChevelleBeBo]

OH MY GOD! You guys are Billy Madison in the flesh! "... Except that the puppy was a dog; but the industry, my friends, that was a revolution."

[kaitlynnlafferty]

HAHAHAHAHA WOW omg :)

[Therkin]

i would love to be empolyed at your Quesidilla Factory! Sup! Also, if the zombies attacked how would you survive?

[GageCordiner]

Alright, I'll be apart of the Quesadilla Factory.

Questions :

1. Will you do more god damn shows per week? I actually like this bullshit. :D

2. How many dead babies do you have in your garage?

3. Who's your favorite crime-fighting super hero?

Mine's Chuck Norris.

[ramillen]

Its not bullshit....its human shit lol

[laurentr85]

you guys are hilarious. <3

[need4speedmetalhead1]

haha i loved this one!!! so funny!! :)

[KrazyKeri]

you guys just made my night. <3

[ramillen]

mission O-complished!!!!

[okstevie11]

quesadilla factory?? im down!! haha

great episode btw! i was laughing the whole time!

yall rock! :)

PS: i used to love Discovery Zone!! i dont think they have it in Dallas anymore though i havent seen it since i was a kid.

&hearts;

[suzi32]

sweet i would totally join you at the quesadilla factory!

xoxo

[ramillen]

WHat job do you want....can ya cook some crazy quesadillas!!!

[suzi32]

hell yes! i make quesadillas all the time!

there was probably only one time when my quesadillas sucked, but that was about four years ago and my brother was rushing me...

[wannabeacrabber]

So I def have that same fart app on my itouch. haha.

[ramillen]

It is quite the classy app lol

[Reeven20]

what did ashot eat? lol.yo royal u and ashton should have a fartig contest.

[beggarut]

royal is the hottest!

ill work at your factory ^^

i have a question

would you rather get kicked in the nuts my football player or give birth ?

[Reeven20]

yo what if u could stick ur head up ur butt?

r u hidding a purple nurple?

[splayerkool7]

What do you two do for spring break ? Any beach party's or anything? lol

XOXO

[SweetShell101]

I loved the show, you guys are always awesome. Loved the nipple tat by the way. Oh yeah, I'm only 15 but I'm totally down for a job!!!! Lol :) peace♥

[splayerkool7]

awe I love you guys!!!

XOXO

[CiaoVino]

welcome back!

[32387Matt]

lol

this is gold!!!

[MadiMaeLetsPlay]

you my friend, are freaking hilarious. this is the first video of yours i've ever watched. i will now go back and watch the rest. <3

[ramillen]

Welcome to the party!!! lol

[janayana]

HD Woohoo! I would definitely join the Quesadilla Factory.

[foxfootball30]

"What do you mean if?"

[s0xpride]

very funny you should do more would u rather bc thoses are the best. great work royal! dont take 4 ever to make the next one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lindsayymuggy]

finally a new videooooo.....

ps. that quesadilla factory is a great idea haha. i'd go there..

[tcmileyylover08]

you guys need to do mOre of these

[ashbo1322]

lol awesome

[DocMce]

awesome

point.blank

[phatleet]

How come that you guys dont make videos more often?do you guys live in countries far apart and get together every 3 months or so? or maybe is your social/work life XD?

love you guys.

p.s. I do love my own brand...

[Sara8DB]

Don't feel bad Royal... I didn't get it either.

LOL it's a white chair... I keep wondering how many brides have farted while wearing their very-white wedding dress x'D

[PrincessVeronica94]

I love your show, You just make my whole day better, :)

[tacktack1]

lol. Can't wait to see the ball pit. You better do it!

[ramillen]

Oh trust me will do it....Just send me the balls!!! lol

[brawlinbabe]

lol well whenever you do make that ball pit ou'll have to just call me over

I'd love to play with your balls!

lawls

[LCtrand]

you guys should make more of these :)

[CrayolaaWonderr]

you have no idea how much I enjoy these, royal.

when the theme song comes on i start dancing like crazy.

you guys are hilarious!

[ramillen]

I need to make it a ringtone just for you!!!! lol

[CrayolaaWonderr]

i think you might need to. lol.

[skimfreak92]

u could name a quesadilla the ass blaster and make it all mexican.......ass blaster kinda sounds like a bad porno... lol seriously tho my name......the text bar...seriously

[ramillen]

the ass blaster does sound appitising...lol

[skimfreak92]

defiantly spelled ur name wrong.......my bad

[oblivia8195]

HAHA THAT LAST JOKE WAS GREAT.

im in for the quesadilla idea :)

[skimfreak92]

holy shit ramiuelan i hope your watching this reponse and kno that u should put my name in the little text thing under ur subscribe thingie its andy petersen plz do it now now now now...........................­...............now

[NickSezzSo]

I like the quesadilla factory idea personally.

[bigrahizzle]

OMG, you guys need to come out with a new show every month!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!!

[ramillen]

THats the goal...damn working and school!!!! lol

[bigrahizzle]

i see, i get what you mean bro. But try to set out a regular time once a month when both of you are free and just shoot it.

[Phantomshock]

freakin halarious fellas. you guys gotta talk more about food tho. everyone loves food!