Chirumiru Cirno English Subs v2

[bizarreidolmaster]

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ههههههههههههه

[maychanx31]

I wonder if Chirumiru is going to cost $⑨.⑨⑨. If it's going to then it better be good Cirno!

[Pokeolin132]

MI**RU BEAM!!

[dsdface]

arrgh!cant get it outta my head!

[Merutochan]

0:07

WATASHI STEREO?

[marupage83]

2:00 Mmmmmm pie

[animetwilight75]

@TheLyreLiar Wow it does!

[nono61ify]

It sounds like he said two ply at the very end HAHA

[animedj100]

redbull gives you winds!

but chirumiru levels you up!



[44Anifreak44]

14 people ran out of chirumiru.

[PrussianUTAU]

Cirno said, "For the past several hundred years, you've been calling me an idiot!"

Cirno is sixty years of age.

Either she's being baka again, or she can exist before she's existed.

[thenaleto]

@PrussianUTAU

No one knows hear true age

[PrussianUTAU]

@thenaleto Check the wiki.

[thenaleto]

@PrussianUTAU

Dat ⑨, how dare she exist before she was born >:

[cjtaba1]

Chirumiru Ingredients: Ice, Frozen Frog.

[TheLyreLiar]

Anyone else recognize the similarity? Mi-mi-mirakuru Mikurunrun Mi-mi-mirakuru Mikurunrun!

[duXIZ9qhzw]

I've always wanted to know what pino tastes like. Pino is from the Morinaga company.

[lilltartan]

Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya reference at beginning and at end lol XD

[ThisIsMyName651]

Chirumiru.  Not recommended for children under the age of ⑨.

[blindga]

Cirno could sell anything. She's the best of course.

[albinoasesino]

14 people attempted to press like but accidentally press disliked and said 'Aye was tryin mah best'

[chinliangz]

Cirno!

[HaruhiMariotaku]

What does the scouter say about Chirumiru's usefulness level? It's over ⑨! Wat? that's ALL?! FFFFUUUU-

[SilverdracLP]

@HaruhiMariotaku Yeah, Over ⑨. That can mean everything that's more than ⑨. Like ⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨. |D Nobody knows. O.O

[mymelodydulce]

刈り入れ

[fkizz00]

138140 views

1+3+8+1-4-0=⑨



[videogamescoverftw]

Why must everything make fun of haruhi suzumiya

[NyaTheVocaloid]

God this is like... Fast. It's because Cirno is perfect and can sing anthing ( * 0*)

[10me20]

Funny how the only question on her math test she got right was 7+2=9 >.<

[AstropilotStudios]

I need this

[Andruchon246]

i want powdered milk that makes me as strong as cirno

[jarrodocus]

@Andruchon246 u can't get as strong as cirno. Cirno's the strongest. Baka.

[blitz044]

did you see the math test?

1+3=5

5+3=1

4+1=7

7+1=2

xd and 2+7=⑨

[okamiindragonage2]

@blitz044 cirno wins again

[Gosphel7]

14 people drank chirumiru and suffered from explosive diarrhea...

[SpeedBeethoven]

1:34 e0e

[1665442]

⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨

[penguinsrule247]

I now have a strange craving for milk. Lots of it.

[TheAdorableRose]

Views: 132,544

1+3+2=6 6+4=10 10-5=5 5+4=⑨

Sorry, just had to. XD

[WxIxZeguy2]

MOAR CANS!? FINALLY!!

[chuchu2019]

AH i got it! Chirimiru is full of caffeine :D and powdered *milk*

[Blargmeister1]

Physics, huh?

[mika424]

Mentally impaired? Just a little?

[megaboundz]

i'd DEFINITELY buy this!

[LovePeaceJoy551]

What? I'm suddenly hyper now... hmm...

[Donqco]

Not even Billy Mays could advertise this like cirno.

[Borrynixon]

131,222 views.

(1+3-1)+2+(2x2)=⑨

GENIUSSSS!!!

[megaboundz]

vitamin shee!

[WitchNiaMoon]

someone needs to fund this.

[MrSevenApples]

9 x 3 = 18 + 4 = 22 - 14 = 8

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

[muffingirl337]

time: 2:07 2+0+7=⑨

likes: 933 9+3-3= ⑨

that's right!!

[pikamiki1]

Chirumiru= C+H+I+R+U+M+I+R+U=⑨ OH MY GOD IT'S SO SCARY

[psoslash]

1:22

2+7=⑨

......

wasnt supposed to be all wrong?

[TheFlandres775]

pause at 1:22 did anyone notice Cirno got 2 right but she answered them backwards?! 7+1=8 1+1=2 but she answered backwards soo 7+1=2 1+1=8

XD Im rooting 4 u Cirnoooo cause 3+3+2=9 XD

[Charri67]

MUST DRINK CHIRUMIRU

[stereodance]

14 personas no tienen sentido del humor hahaha XD

[zeroexterior]

I love how everyone can find a ⑨ in almost everything on a Cirno-related video.

[TheFlandres775]

ME HUNGRY 4 CHIRAMIRU!!!!!!WHERE DO I GET IT?!?!?!

[KlLLAH573]

@TheFlandres775 random drops or the Kourin Co. Store

[WorldWalker128]

Wait a minute...if drinking it makes you level up and then get reborn...does that mean you go into a sugar coma and die?

[Charri67]

@WorldWalker128 O.O

I've never thought about it that way... *looks at Chirumiru can in hand* *tosses it to the far corner where it hits a random guy in the head*

Random Guy: Thanks, mate!

O.O Coincidence? I THINK NOT

[TheFlandres775]

XD WHERE DO I GET THE CHIRAMIRU!!!!!!!!oh wait its only in China right?;....(

[siverfanweedo]

⑨00 likes XD

[GamerUnending]

Question, How is Rumia moving her arms?

[sjcodan]

123,138

Hmmm....

1x2=2

2-2+3=3

3+1-3+8=⑨



[ScottyMDT]

If nobody hasnt done it yet

The vid is 2:07

2+7=⑨ XD

[Buddy980828]

122 528 views

1x2=2

2+2+5+2+8=19

1x9=⑨

This is fun!!!

[Yamipawned15]

P.S I like your username!!

[Yamipawned15]

This song was stuck in my head at school. I started singing it and people started staring at me. Pft........People

[nerdfromhell]

@Yamipawned15 like, actually singing the lyrics? IF so, you may need a break. I prescribe you with a daily dosage of Shoot the Bullet, to be absorbed for an hour once every 24 hours. IF you can't afford that, then an alternative would be Ten Desires instead.

[swettiecutie]

873 likes.

8+7=15

1+5=6

6+3=⑨!!!

Cirno is the str⑨ngest :3

[Fupreme]

...veetameen shee xD

[sonicvsmario45]

dont+care=⑨

wait wha

[HedgefoxWithChainsaw]

867 likes.

7-6=1

8+1=⑨

AMAZING! Cirno you've done it again!

[HyperShadic191]

i have that as mah bonk skin for tf2 xD

[KlLLAH573]

Hmm, I just noticed that from 0:16 to 0:27 there are no subtitles for the lyrics, and then I noticed that it sounded like they were saying "Chiruno no Kiwami".

"Futae no Kiwami" reference? Or am I just being stupid.

[Shadkuya22]

XD her little dance makes me laugh

[ANeverendingDarkLife]

865 likes.....

8-5+6=9

[Bowarcher]

I really hope someone found this while searching for sphingomyelin and are now confused as hell.

[NeoKetchara14]

845 likes

8-4+5=9

[satsugekibukouken]

@NeoKetchara14 no

[NeoKetchara14]

@satsugekibukouken Wut? U must be a ⑨.

[satsugekibukouken]

@NeoKetchara14 yes

[boxdude2369]

video is 2:07 2+0+7=9

[SteamAlchemist]

Stupid question. I know that it's touhou but from where did you get this AWESOME song:)

[SteamAlchemist]

wooooooooooooooooow

[koerund]

838 like, 14 dis i like

3+1+4+8-8=⑨

[m82denham]

@koerund Someone who's as bad as math as Cirno! :-D

3+1+4+8/8 works, though. (or, since it's up to 843 likes now: 8+3-1-4/4)

[koerund]

@m82denham it was on purpose lol xD

[TheLegendTamer]

Now bottled by Lon Lon Ranch.

[muffingirl337]

i dont like milk, but i WOULD try this!

[AogamixXxPierce]

834 likes. 8-3+4= ⑨!! Genius Cirno-Sama!!

[ShihoMiyanoHaibaraAi]

1:13 its familiar

[112wolfgirl]

999,999,999 PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

[muffingirl337]

115,864 views, 830 likes, 14 dislikes. *sigh* i guess im baka like cirno....

[KazeKoichi]

Cirno didn't get all problems wrong, she just solved them in base ⑨!

[Majinken07]

824 likes, 14 dislikes.

8x2=16-4=12+1=13-4=⑨!!!!

...darn it, now I'm doing it too. XD

[Luksferatus]

every Time i grab a gatorate or anohter energy drink this songs pops in my head

[Matrilwood]

If I saw this on TV my brain would explode.

[Metroidiscool]

819 likes.

8 + 1 + 9=18

1 + 8 = 9

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIINN­NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[Matrilwood]

Strangely this video gives me energy.

[Matrilwood]

@Matrilwood Also strangely the comments aren't spammed with calculations that equal ⑨

[TheEternalLeader]

@Matrilwood Is that a challenge?

[KodykodyTV]

Physics, huh?



[10me20]

...i guess im drinking vegitable juice and milk now...

[slovaPL]

1:34 is Seto Kaiba? O_o'

[randommaster06]

CHIRUMIRU! FOR THOSE WHO NEED GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY!

[blackhawaii34]

1:34 raep face!!! O.o

[FruitofWar]

Happy Day after Cirno Day because I forgot to say it yesterday :D

[exsonic]

Happy Cirno day!

[PinkZorua]

2+7= ⑨, only one she got right :'D

[PuolenJeninPaska]

EoSD was released 2002 -> now 2011...SO IT'S BEEN 9 YEARS OF CIRNO!!!

HAPPY CIRNO DAY EVERYONE! ^^

[dragon5521]

@PuolenJeninPaska I PROCLAIM THIS TO BE THE YEAR OF CIRNO!

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY (9)

[BakaofLulz]

@PuolenJeninPaska ... OMG, it's cirno's ⑨'th b-day! not only has cirno day passed, now it's the year of cirno! yayz! ^ ^

[G26344]

OH MY GOD GUYS!

IF YOU PAUSE AT 1:23 YOU'LL SEE SOMETHING SHOCKING ON HER MATH TEST!

[eaglesrock779]

@G26344 SHE GOT ONE RIGHT :D

[donstyloo]

@eaglesrock779 no she got one bad -_-

[Laxwilim]

Oh cirno..... your so cute in your own way =w=

[deamondogboy]

OK, so there's Wriggle, Mystia, Rumia, drinking the Cirno milk, but who's the other one?

[masterfunkyed]

@deamondogboy i bed its the movie maker :P

[OfficialCirno9]

Daiyousei.

[skeez86]

anyone else notice the only right answer she got on her math exam was a 9? That's awesome

[MrShaman793]

764 likes

7+6=13

13-4=9

thank you chirumiru

[yadukari]

13 people born september 9 XD

[masterfunkyed]

@yadukari i am indeed :P

[TheCoal777]

Whoever would put the time and effort to set up this video as a commercial on TV would be a Genius and would definitely make a profit. Given this not done by Cirno, there no way to counter-act her stupidity.

[Bablet16]

Cirno's a genius, it's just a secret.

[ii2001]

cirno is soooooooooo cute with the light-blue eyes and blue hair

[MissGrellSutcliff]

"I'm just a little mentally impaired. But that doesn't make me an idiot!"

[MrShaman793]

the one who calls others an idiot is an idiot you idiot. that means... yep cirno is still an idiot

[RolyatSille]

... It seems I have to. 749 likes, 13 dislikes.

7-4+9x1-3=9!

[OcarinaSherb]

That laugh at 1:25 is adorable ;-;

[dragonfire5565]

@OcarinaSherb Yeah it is ^.^

[masterfunkyed]

746 likes :)

7-4+6=9

[Shaymin237]

Cirno seems to fall on her face a lot.

[CherriTakaraChan]

Did Keine make Gensokyo or was it Haruhi?

[skarmark1]

intro: I know it's a product from ??? Milk Industry or ??? right. I don't get it how they are profane though. any1 tell me how?

[vaiol123]

@skarmark1 They are both registered trademarks of those companies, and it would be infringement to use the name. Morinaga Milk Industry and Glico are the two companies mentioned at 0:07 , and the character Mikuru from SHnY is what is being censored at 1:37 .

[BakaofLulz]

730 likes????

7+3+0=9!!!

oh yes, with cirno logic, thats right :3

[chuchu2019]

this would be a good looking ddr stage O.o

[KilloZapit]

Oh Cirno, You'll allays be my favorite. You may be a ⑨, but to me that's fine.

[MultiGurkenglas]

717 likes???

7+1+7=18

1+8=9

9?

[Elenkeon]

The real question is what happens when you mix that with 5-hour energy? ;)

[WorldWalker128]

@Elenkeon

They cancel each other out. (5 hour energy makes me sleepy, ironically)

[eeggaann]

@Elenkeon god only knows

[TonberryNeko]

@Elenkeon If you mix them, then 5 Hour Energy actually tastes good.

You also cant sleep for 3 days.

[TheEpicGnome]

@Elenkeon Ever see what happens when you use Reisen's potion to many times in touhou 12? Times ⑨.

[Animagic4u]

@Elenkeon 9 hour energy!

[Esupanitix]

@Elenkeon It becomes ⑨-Hour Energy!

[LightCodeDemonH]

@Elenkeon a divide by zero event.

[ELITEHAMSTER123]

@Elenkeon with a dash of redbul, rockstar and monster, as well as random pills from the front cashier of 7-11.

[Farvan893]

@Elenkeon Look up "Ide" & what happens when you mix both with acid and pineapple pizza

[Skyfang1]

@Elenkeon When that happens your energy levels are already over 9000 so the only possible conculsion is that you reach ⑨ state of matter.

[SilverZeRg1]

team ⑨ <3

[TheAntiVentus]

What am I watching?

[Halomaster4ever]

Where is this actually from xD?

I played it on Stepmania q=)

[EyrieKun]

I recommend you buy this Chirumiru Energy Drink because it raise your energy by 9%......no..... i mean 99% and grants you 99% being the strongest.

[zeetweet]

If this was a real commercial, I would buy so much of that stuff.

[Davtwan]

Almost 99,999 views!

What? 100,000? That's not nearly as important. :P

[doommeter]

Chirumiru seems to not work on ⑨s. Sadness D:

[SuperblueShell]

702 likes.

7 + 0 + 2 = 9.

EYE'M TEH SMRTEST!

[WorldWalker128]

So then...it's like mixing Crystal Meth with alcohol? A hyper dumb person?

[Masteradam13]

@WorldWalker128 Cirno in a nutshell.

[deadguyx12]

If Chirumiru makes you smarter...then why is Cirno still a baka?

[Insaniloids]

What happens when you mix it with Powerthirst?

[InzuDraRagna]

@Insaniloids The universe implodes.