@cheeseboy09 I am Heavy Melon Guy. And these, are my seeds. They each weigh 150 kg and are spat out at a speed of 200 mph at 10,000 seeds per minute. It costs $400,000 to spit these seeds, for 12 seconds. *Laughter* Some people think they can eat me whole. Maybe, *sniff* maybe... I've yet to see one who can eat an orange.
That melon must be heavy.
TheStarwarsnerd3 6 days ago
@TheStarwarsnerd3 :D
TheStarwarsnerd3 6 days ago
a million what?
ZombiezRCool 1 week ago
i am meDOH
SparkTa100 1 month ago
Now thats what you call
*put on sunglasses*
A ONE IN A MELON
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
SuperAimstermikumiku 2 months ago
Thumbs up if there was no 0:04!
DetectingThePast 2 months ago
I am milion ha ha ha
WhiteMan395 2 months ago
The millon dollar heavy!
What? He said he was worth millon dollars!
XD
happyblock4000 2 months ago
WHY DOES EVERYONE SEE THIS HAHA?
7713795119977 3 months ago
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HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
AirWaterLandBuffalo 3 months ago
Roses are RED
Violets are BLU
in Soviet Russia, Melon eats YOU!
PivotZocker 3 months ago
This is the best of all the "____ IS MELON" Videos!! :D
Darkspinesupersonic8 3 months ago
YOU BREAK MY HEEEARRRRT! HEAVY MELON!
MetaRothSephKnight 3 months ago
IM NINTENDO WII'S MII LOP! HAH HAH HA HAAA!
PivotAmateur1903 3 months ago
HA HA I AM MEELOP! HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!
CheckPleez480 3 months ago
I am cipka!
Zaaalbar 3 months ago 56
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da fuck did i just watched ?!
A2heRb 3 months ago
It`s time to ГЕТ!
MrSirny 3 months ago
First i was doing my maths homework.
Now i am searching for people turning into melons...
I am a sick fuck?
Superlol020 3 months ago
I am MILLION!
tsukinoakuma 4 months ago
i am heavy melon guy
Arzaker 4 months ago
HA HA I AM MILLION
tehcoolcan 5 months ago
Heavy: I am Milan! -shows map of Milan with Heavy's face on it-
Yazora 5 months ago
This melon costs exactly $20,067,892.78 to buy at walmart...... For 12 seconds.
TheChrisBarrows 5 months ago
What am I watching? o.O
oendember123 5 months ago
I am Milan! XD heavy is a state from italy!?
CheeseCakeBomber 5 months ago
bajsar du blått? sök upp doktor
Tojan360 5 months ago
If you can read these! Then you can read
TheLifeElectro 5 months ago
O_o HAHAHAHAH
L4Dfreak456 5 months ago
puberty yet?
creapah 5 months ago
Looks like....
*Puts Sunglasses on
Heavy has eaten too much melon
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
TheMikuProductions 5 months ago
@TheMikuProductions what
ToxicatedBread 5 months ago
@TheMikuProductions Invalid. Please Try Again.
FinalNinja447 5 months ago
Press 1 to hear him spit seeds
99Daxc 5 months ago
I AM ME-LON
theMYMARIO 5 months ago
I am Heavy Melon Guy.
And this - is a melon.
TheAwesomeDarkNinja 6 months ago
what tha fuck
irishpunx76 6 months ago
ARGH en svensker!!!
niIIer1 6 months ago
I AM MILLION!
HAH HAH HAH HAH
ObeyKaabii 6 months ago
Is it miracle that Sweden makes Gmod videos..? Nej, det är inte. -.-
TheEliteCharlie 6 months ago
Ska vi ha en orgy?
Undeadguy95 6 months ago
@nr1O29 nej deg ska de va!
Oskargosbol 6 months ago
one million
Zolega89 7 months ago
Category: Autos and Vehicles. Lolwut?
TheProPHOENIX177 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
To the creator of this skit: I drew the Heavy Melon Guy on my diary.
I felt it added a passè touch to it.
M30W3R 7 months ago 7
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@M30W3R <3
BlueBajs 7 months ago 6
one million
Zolega89 7 months ago
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Police: Rape is not a good crime
Me:But it wasn't rape
Police:Let's ask the victim
Replay Button: ....
UltraPatrik 7 months ago
it costs 400,000 dollars to buy 12 heavy melons
TheFunky333 7 months ago 46
@TheFunky333 how heavy?
UltraPatrik 7 months ago
@UltraPatrik 400,000 kilos and 12 grams
TheFunky333 7 months ago
@TheFunky333 for 12 seconds...
BrandenSuperstar 3 months ago
@TheFunky333 for seconds
Natus3939 3 months ago
@TheFunky333 Not funny
Lemenzcam 2 months ago
@Lemenzcam gratz on a reply to comment 5 months old
TheFunky333 2 months ago
Jättebra!!!!!
PhonyWrong 7 months ago
fake and gay
spites1 7 months ago
@spites1 really u had to say that
really
Chowder908 7 months ago
@spites1 Rwj troll!
UltraPatrik 7 months ago
looks like that melon ... *put on sunglasses* is heavy
lamsgvn213 7 months ago
@lamsgvn213 YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
xarosmaster553 7 months ago
I AM MEE VAUHN
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
RileyPivot 7 months ago
at least he is not malvin
raappeli 8 months ago
tits
DesolisStormreaver 8 months ago
@doorknob8774
jättebra=very good
m4ssee 8 months ago
Who started the melon fad?
mariokidd319 8 months ago
It costs $400,000 to eat...for twelve seconds.
walrusguyjr 8 months ago
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/watch?v=tlMmpDgPxQ8
Most awesome video on earth. 100% satisfaction guaranteed !
Shawn5150 8 months ago
asså om du e svensk behöver jag hjälp av dig om du har skype adda noobguy1
plz:D
eddekorv123 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
/watch?v=yutkDYIvn40
P4p3RM4n 8 months ago
Mer kött, tack!
AdamWeith 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
heavy has low refresh rate
stefmor90 9 months ago
vad fan
TheBeroso13 9 months ago
sverige äger alla i usa är kötthuven INSE FAKTA
Tojan360 9 months ago 3
kissa med stånd = omöjligt
Rodlunddennis 9 months ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
jättebra
m4ssee 9 months ago 11
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@m4ssee min snopp värker
BlueBajs 9 months ago 25
@BlueBajs
Eww, what the fuck dude? :O
m4ssee 9 months ago
theres no 0:04 *universe implodes*
tennis4jabba 9 months ago 2
@tennis4jabba you made me burst out luaghing then my brain exploded >XDDDDD~!!@#@#!@#!#@$#@!$@^$^#$
TheLolmachine1 9 months ago
I AM MILL-E-YUN
HAHAHAHAHA
Mrkoopa007 9 months ago
how did dis get so many views
necrotacoz 10 months ago
l0lw0t
HSTCalvin 10 months ago
I AM MEE-IN
RileyPivot 10 months ago
i was suprised that Coach didn't show up and eaten him...
Schwarzytb 10 months ago
Jag inte talar so mycket svenska...
DJvileman 10 months ago
It cost 400 000 dollars to by this mellon... with twelve seeds...
emilkon 11 months ago
Tjenare!!
TheAwsomeVideos 11 months ago
i am going to take out CS:S knife and cut it into half
4131025 11 months ago
jamen va fan
Mukadez 11 months ago
fucking win.
TheBean456 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter
Pillsvich 1 year ago
Awesome show out there, yellowduck
now you've proved that your just a piece of shit.
And i thought you were one of those that are not breaking this meme... i was wrong.
jedisociety 1 year ago
Awesome show out there, yellowduck
now you've proved that your just a piece of shit.
And i thought you were one of those that are not breaking this meme... i was wrong.
jedisociety 1 year ago
needs moar windows movie maker
illegalwaffles 1 year ago
I AM MILLION
MrLol458 1 year ago
wtf
raywj1fan 1 year ago
It cost $400,000 dollars to be a melon... for 12 seconds
BartSimpsonBurgosMad 1 year ago
he actually says, MEEEEEE----LON........
Conqueror441 1 year ago
308 people are eaten sandviches
199DeaD991 1 year ago
happy melon is a heavy melon ! Give me a sandwich instead of thumbs up.
keyloggerpl 1 year ago
EEZ NOT POSSIBEL!
INEEDZALL 1 year ago
SVENSK SOM GÖR GMOD VIDEOS? AWESOME
Killerkalle06 1 year ago 34
@Killerkalle06 kött
BlueBajs 1 year ago 39
@BlueBajs färs
Sku11Hax 1 year ago
@BlueBajs halla
VeLoDa 1 year ago
@BlueBajs kuk
problemofficer 10 months ago
@BlueBajs fisk
Tobbs96 10 months ago
@BlueBajs Bajs körv! :D
slipknot8462 10 months ago
@BlueBajs kött fifan.
nr1O29 7 months ago
@Killerkalle06 ja dom är sällsynta nuförtiden ^^
niintendoo 1 year ago
@Killerkalle06 Det här bådar för hjärnlösa SD-hyllningar...
Mrcrazy80 11 months ago
@Killerkalle06 translation: u r awesom
splinter1619 10 months ago
@Killerkalle06 *host jettan host*
BombBakers 5 months ago
@Killerkalle06 kolla mister mild han är svensk också och gör gmod filmer =D
ihavenosubs1 5 months ago
@ihavenosubs1 Har sett många svennar nu, men denna var den första jag såg :D
Killerkalle06 5 months ago
HA HA!
I AM, MEE-ON AHH-HA HA HA HA HA HA.
xoxHannahJenkinsxox 1 year ago
DAWN
TheBambigirl1000 1 year ago
i know someone that canot smart me maybe maybe MIII - LON
muglertf2 1 year ago
I am melinlon.
Ahaaaahahaaa
BLMNDEF 1 year ago
Suddenly Demoman. gg Heavy.
Beriorn 1 year ago
man i keep clickin random tf2 videos just cuz of their epic faces lol
TheSps606 1 year ago
I AM MILLION!
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
sporecreatorperson 1 year ago 135
A Seed From A Heavy Melon, Can Grow A Sanvich. :)
GioSkullbrains 1 year ago
@GioSkullbrains actualy no fatty lol
dumbtrooper 1 year ago
I AM
MELING
HONG HONG HONG HONG HONG *shot*
fireice12321 1 year ago
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Shintear 1 year ago
@fireice12321 *knifed*
Shintear 1 year ago
He sad milon
Builderman33 1 year ago
Heavy Melon is Giygas.
crimsonblood1248 1 year ago
HEAVY DIVIDED BY ZERO
hopsc22 1 year ago
I am million!
PieMoe 1 year ago
confusing
F2FViperfisch 1 year ago
wat
OblivionKnight457 1 year ago
iam milion ha ha ha ha ha
Hanzy302 1 year ago
watch out, demoman gonna eat u
AlienMagi 1 year ago
Haha. I am Mary!
JTCPingas09 1 year ago
Geez man, dont be so "Melon-chally"
thisismyname1920 1 year ago
I AM MILAN!
TheRuniteD 1 year ago
how did u changed the heavy speak to melon?
mixinghoney 1 year ago
i am MEE-YUN!!!
CaveofTwoLovers 1 year ago
Some people think they can out taste me *sniff*...maybe...*sniff* maybe....iv yet to meet one that can out smart seed
bigrobjordan15 1 year ago
do the barrel roll!
nejustinas32 1 year ago
it cost one mill - Lon dollars to mellon for 12 seconds
RJFreakman 1 year ago
HAha Im a MILLION HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHha! LOL
condoritohuevoduro 1 year ago
mycket bra /tage
snakehunter1234 1 year ago
@snakehunter1234 vilken ära, men nu KOMMER STEFAN
BlueBajs 1 year ago 11
283 people are melons.
OverlordIX 1 year ago
In Soviet Russia Melon Is Heavy
BanAnaPistOlero 1 year ago
What the fuck did I just watch?
Bwaarghz 1 year ago
wtf
chardude11 1 year ago
lolwut?
mrsslein 1 year ago
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SuperWierdShit 1 year ago
ai em million
blazorblazorblazor67 1 year ago
I don't get it..? How is this cool.? Someone please explain.
AntonioSlzr94 1 year ago
The Meloncholy of heavy weapons guy
Forte15 1 year ago
@TheYellowDucK then get the FUCK off of YouTube you ho! Damn, these people haven't got two brain cells to rub together!
americasgotrandom 1 year ago
ME LA
ABoredGameDev 1 year ago
Oh ho hoho. That heavy is one in a miii-lon
tudssquadbuisness 1 year ago
This video is the reason why youtube was invented. You deserve a medal!
Akselmoi 1 year ago
oh jesus fuck what
Pra5286 1 year ago
@BlueBajs Whatever.
ShadowStar1224 1 year ago
I AM MELON! HAHAHAHAHAH!
Jaylan1994 1 year ago
I am Millan...
McMillan.
SgtShovel 1 year ago
It costs $400,000 dollars to make me grow for 12 seconds.
AdventurerOfOblivion 1 year ago
OH SHIT
solder1913 1 year ago
MII-LONS SYMBOLIZE GARRY'S MOD
NFSKing 1 year ago
IT'S OVER ONE MELON (240 K) VIEWS
nonobaOMGWEEGEE2 1 year ago
well soon this heavy is right this soon got a million views o_o
stickDK123 1 year ago
It cost 400,000 dollars to cut this melon, into twelve slices
cheeseboy09 1 year ago 150
@cheeseboy09
More like 400.000 cuts
BrawlFan181 1 year ago
@cheeseboy09 whats with the 400,000 dolars and 12's?
tristena1b2c3 1 year ago
@tristena1b2c3 From Meet the Heavy original quote:
"It costs 400 000 dollars to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds."
KrazyKlay135 1 year ago
@cheeseboy09 how much for one slice ._.
bryantfamily4 1 year ago
@cheeseboy09 and it costs $400,000 to x for y t.
PurpleKirby54 1 year ago
@cheeseboy09 arrrr this melon is bad
Scottbro1000 1 year ago
@cheeseboy09 I am Heavy Melon Guy. And these, are my seeds. They each weigh 150 kg and are spat out at a speed of 200 mph at 10,000 seeds per minute. It costs $400,000 to spit these seeds, for 12 seconds. *Laughter* Some people think they can eat me whole. Maybe, *sniff* maybe... I've yet to see one who can eat an orange.
whonow09 1 year ago
MILON -W-
Dreturns 1 year ago
@GameFrik5 shrink it all
alvariux1123 1 year ago
Oh, THAT SLAPS ME ON THE MELON
DaCruHunter 1 year ago 6
It costs 400,000 dollars for heavy to be melon, for 12 seconds.
Zoey6247 1 year ago 3
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this shit got 200k views?
and here i thought that the Youtube community is not full of complete idiot and monkeys eating bananas and piss
TheYeIIowDucK 1 year ago
@TheYeIIowDucK u mad?
BlueBajs 1 year ago 112
@BlueBajs He is raging yo.
SkuliSheepman 1 year ago