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  • whos the girl in 1:45 and is she the one whos in loads of DF videos?

  • P-ro got slightly better than average word play Nothing too crazy. As a person tho, i think hes a cornball. Before his battle vs prophit, PH was interviewing him (and you can go watch it yourself) and PH asks him how it feels to be in NY?? He replies:"oh they showin pure love out here baby, im a Brooklyn boss". And as soon as he said that, u can see PH is pissed, probably thinking "this faggit aint no Bouse" And ends the interview right there lol Lavos is sick as fuck. end of story

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  • uno lavoz vs tech 9 would be the funniest shit ever

  • "i got those 501 bullets that means i wont leave eyes/levis" that was pretty good tho

  • all I can hear is daaam

  • and to that chick if u ever read this holler at me looooooool

  • gohead brudda u wack as shit looooooooool UNO LAVOZ!

  • Hell yeah!! way to go Uno, that line bout his dad was a haymaker!!

    @PKJiszle, yeah i agree man, but watch the Hollohan vs. Cortez battle that just came out, crowd was the best most respectful i've seen, rowdy but knew when to shut up.

  • the crowds in the US dont SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • He shoulda knocked uno out

  • i also laughed so hard at that "Can't even buy yo crew a soda" haha couldn't resist it

  • "There nigga, you wack as shit" ; )

  • So you let a white boy take your name huh bitch

  • 2 - 1 uno..third was wack.

  • bagpipes are scottish.

  • P-Ro got bars he was spittin sum shit but UNO was def more entertaining plus he mixed it up wit da bars n jokes which is what gave him da edge in dis battle

  • Thumbs up if you skip all the intro shit

  • every time I watch this I laugh at the dude that goes "and that's Jordan, stupid." lol.

  • If uno battled like this every battle he would be undefeated. Jokes and bars and with those punchlines he schooled team punchline in they own game.

  • pesci made alot of people look at uno since the wd2 thing he posted. he's funny as hell

  • Yo.. that 3rd judge isn't that dude Iron Solomon battled?? Flames?

  • yo is that J-KWON behind Uno ??

  • Putting Uno vs F.L.O in the top 5 battles I'd love to see

  • @LastKissGoodbye Uno's joint dont flop, they have better battles and its mc's from all around the world.

    his new battle is here : /watch?v=KkAScAWuzdA&feature=c­hannel_video_title

  • HIS CREW WAS THIRSTY CUZ THEY WAS SLAPPING HANDS AT THAT LINE! LOL

  • YOU CANT EVEN BUY UR CREW A SODA!!!!!

  • "more biscuits then red lobster" well thats the fucking minimum cuz they kinda stingy with the biscuits.

  • Uno Lavoz has one of the funnies deliveries!

  • GAME OVER AT 10:08!!! Team Punchline and P-Ro is too sick!

  • UNO!

  • uno lavoz vs tec 9 tell me dat shit wouldnt be funny as fucc

  • Who brought the chimney?

  • @elgilicious i dont think he knows how to inhale

  • "For the capitol, i'll show you where them cans is (kansas), but its not Topeka fam." 

  • Johnny Storm in the back enjoying the shit out of this battle >_<

  • so you let a white boy take your name huh BITCH!

  • NIGGA YO NAME SHOULD BE BOOTY DUDE

    CUZ ERRY TIME YOU TALK, YO CHEEKS JIGGLE

    JUST LIKE A BOOTY MOVE

    AND ERRY TIME YOU OPEN THAT FUCKIN HOLE NOTHIN BUT SHIT COME OUT

    JUST LIKE A BOOTY DO

  • Uno lavos is truly shit.

  • 'You must have a foot fetish..cos tonight, 'da-feet', you gon taste that shit.'

  • why dudes hype man soo gay?

  • "you could be king of the dot" guy goes "AY!" LOL

  • that nigga is wearing workout gloves

  • Uno never fails to make his opponents laugh, no matter who he battles.great shyt.lol

  • I dont mind Conceited doing double entendres and word play, but now it seems that shit has taken over battling.

  • uno is hilarious lmao ,  and this dude is like a sped up conceited. even looks like con smh

  • this is one of p-ro's best performances. and he still fucking sucked.

  • That girl in the front is fine as fuck

  • @OFTYBG her name is MyVerse... she has model pics on the grindtimenow website, plus she spit bars too.

  • @lilrizq Thanks man, good looking out. She's bad as fuck

  • @OFTYBG i know i like your sis to nigga

  • @0ddFutureW0lf calm down, cunt

  • @OFTYBG

    you mean the one on the left at 9:05? ;)

  • @KamTraczyk she can get it too if she want ;)

  • @OFTYBG Which means her music is probably shit.

  • @Renniegade2death apart from nicki who has a fat ass and puts decent music, I have to agree

  • Uno is one of the most entertaining battler i've ever seen.

  • @Sk8er1337 i second that, im sittin here watchin all his battles just laughin lol

  • @Sk8er1337 go look up lunar c, hes gna battle Uno soon

  • @Sk8er1337 I agree with you, but I like Young "Battle Raptor" Rio more. Charlie Clips, and Conceited lot more entertaining than Uno.

  • Uno is fucking hillarious

  • UNO dat dude

  • p-ro is quite boring

  • never seen uno lavoz before this,hes alot tho gonna search 4 some more battles!! cant wait 4 UNO LAVOZ vs LUNAR C should be a big battle

  • uno is in a brand new kotd battle. his first line is funny as shit. peep it on youtube in a few days.

  • PRO is a wack tool.

  • dude said "u bout as gangsta as mary poppins with the swag of dennis rodmon..." lol

  • @UnoLaVos

    Ey bro, you oughta battle Michael White.. it would definitely be something to hear

  • not easy to judge? Uno all 3 by far!!!

  • okay let's be clear Uno is funny as hell and is going to be a problem very soon!!!

  • P-Ro using punchlines from like 2001.. corny ass nigga... this nigga rap like he still bumps Fab and Lil Mo.. fuck outta here... Uno's funny as shit... he got that

  • UNOZZZZZZZZZZZ BANG

  • "for the capital, I'll show you where them cans at (kansas) and it's not topeka, fam" --topeka is the capital of kansas, went over peoples heads. Great line, although I still give it to uno

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  • This is the only battle I've seen a rapper (uno) repeat a line and the crowd react more the second time. That soda line...

  • @WithANameLike WATCH ME VS STAINLESS LOL

  • cause the feet you gone taste that shit LMAO

  • Dirty Dem look like Sara Kana's twin brother

  • dude from team punchline is rockin one glove hahahahahahha

  • *pipes

    

  • bags and ipes is scottish not irish

  • This dude p ro trying to be like serious jones

  • Philly stand da fuck up."you aint gon snuff shit niga" hahahahahahaha

  • Uno vs Michael White!

  • @UseHERname93 that would be a dope ass battle

  • Uno killed this one, brought anticipation to what he was gonna say next cause you know it was gonna be good and clever. P-ro was boring.

    Never heard either of these guys before right now.

  • p ro sucked dick. uno was kinda alright but not really

  • That's Jordan. Stupid.

  • Very good battle.... i would have never watched this if dirt nasty didnt favorite it! glad i clicked on it though

  • ....CREW A SODA!!!! SEE ME --- SEE ME--- FUCK!!!

  • 10:42 boooooooo!!! hahaha

  • rio vs uno lavoz make that happen

  • Lavoz is crazy haha. "can't even buy your crew a soda!"

    P-Ro is good, but he raps like too many other battlers.

  • 10 people have a foot fetish

  • uno vs bill collector

  • Blackheart Adonis is gay

  • Uno!!!!!

  • uno! north east philly all day!

  • @SuperJbyrd1 U ALREADY KNOW HOMIE

  • P ro Soo Sick with those punchlines

  • damn this crowd was live!! Uno was murder

  • uno vs 360

  • @MrTiimboSlice naa fuck that uno vs tech 9 same style haha

  • Uno's comedy shits on any other battler's

  • Uno vs Tech 9 HELL YEAH

  • You must have a foot fetish, cause tonight - defeat - you gonna taste that shit ;D Nice word play. Did any1 notice Sandra Bullocks stunt double next to mad illz?

  • @Matu1 she's a rapper! XD

  • P ro needs to rethink his career choices!

  • P Ro I have some words of advice... give up battlin!!!!

  • Uno Lavoz...go to Url....and battle Tec-9

  • 6:22 CAnt EVEN BUY UR CREW A SODA !!

  • comedy over gun bars

  • i fast forwarded p-ro

  • P-ro aka mr generic

  • Uno lavos is on a diff level..haha

  • UNO IS MAD FUNNY LMFAO!!!!

    THIS NIGGA CRACKS ME MAD UP!!!

  • on some real shit... p ro can rap n his punches are decent, but there isnt one thing believable about him

  • P-Ro's mad haha I love Uno.

  • CANT EVEN BUY YO CREW A SODA

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • P'ro had mad nice lines, but the gun shit gets super old, super fast. Three rounds of that shit was boring after the first round passed. He has great bars, but needs to switch it up, and not talk about only guns, and he'd be a problem. But P'ro still took this battle in my opinion.

  • (*< - - - - - It's Pacman! Ha.

  • @MalikarVampire no I agree with you and I thought Uno won

  • Uno Lavoz>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>­>>>>>>>>>>>

  • Uno > *

  • uno, i see u boy!

  • @SydystykVicious thanks homie much respect

  • Yo uno is that dude, He's like a soul kahn mixed with a more drunkin soundin version of  ATM. Uno has crazy presents and even a cool deliverly.

  • @nappiejai deliverly? u wee tah did

  • P-ro wasn't even freestyling that was written he had no mess ups

  • @ImFeelingJipper but his delivery is terrible, delivery is the most important

  • Uno Lavoz is funny as fuck.

  • p ro's first round was pretty dope

  • Flamez the only judge that got it right.

  • Cant buy ya crew a Soda DAMN THATS BROKE

  • "DA FEET(DEFEAT) YOU GON TASTE THAT SHIT!!!" lol x1000

  • yoo this nigga uno is cold! came at his dads neck..

  • funniest part of the battle 10:52

  • @murakulus YES..LOL

  • @murakulus it was 10:56 :P

  • 'so you let a white boy take ya name huh bitch?" lmao hahaha

  • P-Ro=Generic.

  • Uno Lavos vs. Rio

    Would be amazing XD

  • Uno Lavos seems like a rapper that would be on the Chappell show XD

  • P-ro took this, I like Uno but I dont get why people think everything he says is funny. Maybe cuz of his voice. Or maybe cuz Im not high, my bad I guess.

  • @Mosef77 yeah that fool's voice is hilarious.

  • Real shit UNO got it and the boul next to p ro who is that his bitch or suttin like WTF on his dick

  • some of uno's lines are good. but some arnt. IM NOT HATING SO EAT A DICK AND CHOKE ON IT. anyways, its only funny because he yells it. i wasnt laughing when everyone in this video was laughin...i laugh uno vs stainless but not this one

  • "I'm a son of a gun, so my dad I always take him with me"

    that from one of Conceited old line against Double P

  • @renegade202 And Papoose

  • Ouchie.. Super personal though

  • this is one of the funniest battles ever straight up

  • @losttweaty naw man see te joint with him an stainless...classic..

  • p ro aint impress me, he not that nice its round 2, his hole squad hypin his wack lines smhh

  • Real talk...Lol p-ro really impressed me on this one This kid usually garbage as fuck but he went off in this battle!!!!...But i think uno won nigga had me dying the whole time

  • BOTH WENT IN REAL TALK BUT UNO WAS MORE ON P-RO P-RO WAS ILL BUT MOST OF HIS SHIT COULD APPLY TO ANY ONE THATZ THE DIFFERENCE IN BATTLES.TO WIN U GOTTA ATTACK BE ON SUBJECT MATTER WITH YOUR OPPONENT AND WIN THE CROWD

  • Uno Lavoz gotta give you respect for bodying another gun rapper lol

  • uno lavoz is the shit...ive been watching these battles for years since early jump off days...if he masters that swag style he working with he will be a threat thru all of gtn...fuckem uno do you...i got u...

  • uno lavoz is the shit...ive been watching these battles for years since early jump off days...if he masters that swag style he working with he will be a threat thru gtn...fuckem uno do you...i got u...

  • uno lavoz is the shit...ive been watching these battles for years since early jump off days...if he masters that swag style he worjing with he will be a threat thru gtn...fuckem uno do you...i got u...

  • yeah escort these niggas out the fuckin room everyone reactin to P-ros bars were guys standin right behind him... get em the fuck outta here omfg lavos is hella funny his antics are killing me

  • yeah escort these niggas out the fuckin room everyone reactin to P-ros bars were guys standin right behind him... get em the fuck outta here

  • ROBBED

  • That Tramp Stamp line was Ill.

  • P-Ro got it

  • UNO YOUR NOT TECH 9

  • @MissesDizaster I KNOW IM BETTER ASS HOLE

  • @UnoLaVoz You gotta girly ass voice though.

  • @UnoLaVoz too bad that "I'm disrespectful.. go to your mom" shit has been said before 1000 times. that "chuck the deuce like a peace sign" said by arsonal already faggot. but you fit grindtime perfect another biting cornball tryna be funny with a nerdy girl high pitch voice who cant come up with his own style. that other dude you battled also needs his own style. shit is old and corny get creative.

  • @MissesDizaster meh kinda but sometimes shit does get repeated meh i really dont like uno to be honest but clearly you dick ride .... misses DIZASTER haha but yeah were all entitled in our opinion

  • @MissesDizaster Yeah cuz Diz is original. Yellin out generic gun lines and recycling lines, and just cuz he looks pissed he's supposed to be dope.

  • @MrEvitcartta wrong