@CoppersTV Yea well thats because this cocksucker writes nothing but negro bullshit to pay off the tax payers so fuck james paterson and fuck his stupid alex cross series!!
Oh, kill him. Kill him with fire. I'm tired of stocking shelves upon shelves of your shitty books, removing valuable shelf space for writers with actual talent.
Anyone know when the next Daniel X Book comes out? I think its called Armegeddon. Im already reading Game Over. (By James Patterson)
WWEandRobloxRulez247 3 weeks ago
I finished reading The Fire by James Patterson. Nice series.
Micpink5 1 month ago
i don't get the funny part,or the stupid part
MsDestiny194 2 months ago
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nooooo! don't kill him Mr.Patterson! I don't care how well written his death would be. T.T *buys the book* oh thank goodness -,-
angelbabykrg541 6 months ago
JAMES PATTERSON IS A GENIUS!!!
scyllaandcharybdis 6 months ago
Such a carefree old man. :)
BugTownBuggly 7 months ago
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AGuyInAHat 8 months ago
@AGuyInAHat Just wanna know - can't ya take a joke?
TheEyeofawolf22 7 months ago
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AGuyInAHat 7 months ago
@AGuyInAHat It's a joke! "Unputdownable?"
fool1977 7 months ago
lol
morgandiegel 9 months ago
Every time I see this all I can think is: DO IT, YOU WON'T.
Vungvary 11 months ago
James Patterson is one of the BEST thriller/mystery writers out there.PERIOD.
lafair08 1 year ago
@lafair08 JP is VERY good. But Dan Brown takes the cake.
I've read both authors so I'm unbiased.
Dan Brown = Greatest writer of all time. Period.
asterix645 9 months ago
@asterix645 um no, Dan Brown is drivel
mandabean08 6 months ago
@mandabean08 that's you opinion. I'm not gonna change it. But I stand by my statement of Dan Brown being the best writer of our times.
asterix645 6 months ago
You guys are a disgrace to the human race with some of the things you say. Hate is a disease!
lafair08 1 year ago
I like this book... My mom gave me her copy, and i think a month later she might want it back... lol. TAKE IT!
CoppersTV 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. hes all serious and then hes like "its very good by the way"
LoveEva224 1 year ago
if alex cross dies ill read the book, but even then ill probably just skim as a best case scenario
tim220 1 year ago
Hacktastic!
PinkoLady 1 year ago
HAHAHA LMFAO!! who honestly gives a fuck about this guy's work?? one of the worst novels ever!!
metalgta4xcon 1 year ago
@metalgta4xcon uumm.....like half of america?
CaliforniaBarbie21 1 year ago
@metalgta4xcon then y are u watching this. u have no life.
LoveEva224 1 year ago
@metalgta4xcon Lots of people read James Patterson's work. Nobody Has heard of you. dont be jealous ^_^
CoppersTV 1 year ago
@CoppersTV Yea well thats because this cocksucker writes nothing but negro bullshit to pay off the tax payers so fuck james paterson and fuck his stupid alex cross series!!
metalgta4xcon 1 year ago
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@metalgta4xcon Get over yourself Loser.
CoppersTV 1 year ago
Awesome! I love it!
ahyde01 1 year ago
very good commercial go away haters
shaggylakky 1 year ago 2
hmmmm If you don't kill him, can you at least retire him and send him far FAR away? Maybe a space capsule to Mars?
KyChudson 1 year ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IF YOU DO I SHALL DIE INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolz
haddy004 1 year ago 3
Please don't kill Alex Cross. I'll do it for you.
TheNerdyCanuck 1 year ago 13
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Make sure to put 5 holes in Alex's gut. ;)
Barbe 1 year ago
Is "unputdownable" even a word?
JamiJR 2 years ago 4
@JamiJR It is now. Lol
Cavillier1970 2 years ago
@JamiJR Not sure - good point!.
SkUnKaDeLiC 7 months ago
Man this commercial was hilarious the first time i saw it
dickstarrbuck 2 years ago 11
haha. Pretty funny.
voodooweasel 2 years ago 3
Oh, kill him. Kill him with fire. I'm tired of stocking shelves upon shelves of your shitty books, removing valuable shelf space for writers with actual talent.
--DiB
PolarisDiB 2 years ago
@PolarisDiB Dude.... Have you ever even read a Patterson book? I assure, they're anything but "shitty".
Jerk.
SnowAngel114118 1 year ago
haha nice
DraconianDevil92 2 years ago
I wish you would "terminate" Alex Cross. I stopped buying your books cause I don't like him.
chudsonky 2 years ago
ahahahaha
petipuf 2 years ago 2