Sonichu - Episode 3! The Audiobook! "Sonichu vs Naitsirhc"

[SonicTHnerd]

Nice narrorating...but that epilouge is disturbing in so many ways...0-0

[DynamiteDominique]

OMG 0:28 Porkey's Pockies from Mother 3. Hella win right there

[BlueUncia]

Assuming Sonichu is, y'know ... and ELECTRIC type, the villain has his Zapdos using moves which are not very effective at all (flying types). Is the author trying to make the villain look incompetent, or ...?

[Mangmasta]

The bun is in your mind

[plugindave]

wait a minute, so even Sonichu knows that Chris Chan's life is full of fail... oh me oh my

[plugindave]

i hate it when im out with my shallow as fuck pokemon girlfriend the zapdos suddenly attacks

[thewunderfulfryou]

My friend wrote my previous comment.

[myrkvargkjetter]

@thewunderfulfryou

You are implying that you have friends... Your presence among us disputes this.

[thewunderfulfryou]

all you guys will die lonely

[NekiiFTW]

Sonichu and Rosechu are the definitions of vanity.

[smile221]

I really enjoy your annotations...

Are you a boyfriend free girl?

[DaLesbianOctopus]

@smile221 Probably not. We've all tried and failed.

[smile221]

@DaLesbianOctopus A lesbian? I LIKE DYKES! DYKES! CHINA!

[DaLesbianOctopus]

@smile221 Octopus china?

watch?v=ykZ6tm6q9xU

[smile221]

@DaLesbianOctopus I think Octopussy is more of a Japan thing

[DaLesbianOctopus]

@smile221 Kawaii~

[ShurikenRain3]

I can see the creator of these videos has excellent taste in rpgs

[kdawg256]

i laughed the whole time due to the stupidity of this comic and a little bit of the annotations

[internutt]

At least Chris-Chan drew himself fat in this comic.

[DarkWizardMonkey]

2:29 Rosechu: "You sir, are in for one hell of a blowjob!" Sonichu: :D

[DarkWizardMonkey]

i miss the old narrator

[CpFreePasses]

I never realized how well mother 3 music went with sonichu before now

it makes it actually bearable

[salamirterra]

If only the audio books had been released sooner, maybe Ryan Cash wouldn't have killed himself and this entire tragic run of events would not have come to pass.

[wkody7]

You probaly thought that sonichu was alive. Nope son CHUCK TESTA

[TheTrueSouldier]

1:19 I guess Chris had to ruin ATHF for me too...

[ArnuxsGaming]

One girlfriend, please.

[cloudycolacorp]

The 'please excuse me while I save my girlfriend' line was actually a pretty badass way to end that narration

[videogamenostalgia]

@cloudycolacorp Just imagine Chris' voice saying it, and any sense of epicness will instantly be drained from it...

[cloudycolacorp]

@videogamenostalgia puuuh p pu puuleaz eh ehkskuse mey whall ah ah I sa safe mah laydey freynd

[knockoutdropz]

Girls only eat salads. While guys pig out on cheeseburgers, without p-pp-ppp-pickles! Dating education, ya'll.

[akeel456]

I... I'm not watching these any more. I just... can't, alright?

[Chayraz2]

The Zapdos is actually Gabe Newel in a costume.

[NotTooWellKnown]

At 3:24 that is the most realistic personification of Chris yet in these comics

[knockoutdropz]

He orders up a girlfriend just like he orders up his burger king breakfast.

[SlashFirestorm]

Wait, the crowd is thanking Sonichu for saving the day? He didn't save shit! Naitsirhc was only after Rosechu and the only collateral damage was one broken window!

[DrakeDarkHunter]

Just out of curiosity, does the old narrator have a internet handle or name you are able to diverge to the public? I ask only because he's only ever referred to as the "Old Narrator" while I know the new one as dethchemist77.

I assume he had an actual name, but since he may not have that info diverged, do you know what he may have gone by?

Of course if it was that simple it would have already be released so if this is a stupid question feel free to tell me and I'll shut up.

[mxc82]

Was that just coincidence when you said the team rocket intro at the same time at the end?

[sonic8005]

3:56, your annotation makes a severe error.

Chris-Chan is a lot of things. "Creative" was NEVER on that list.

[qwertybub3]

0:29 It must be Porky's Pokeys

[Undeadguy95]

Lol, love the mother 3 music xD

[BootyFister]

EPIC FACEPALM

[zombahz1]

from one frame to another, Zapdos got pretty fat

[XSouthXNightX]

secret answer E. -10 15 year old girls each time he drives. :D

[Youtuuuber]

The bun is in your mind... Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

[metalWeirdo77]

Mother 3 numbs the pain of this comic

[feh2]

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THE BUN IS IN YOUR MIND

[444Tazer]

So... is the ending suggesting he's going to the mall and buy a girlfriend? And I never understood why he said "Boyfriend-free".

[wkody7]

i choose answer E How can he have a car

[Maglan1986]

So much derp in here...

[asioca1992]

Does anyone know what that song was at the end of the video?

[DrakeDarkHunter]

@asioca1992

If I'm not mistaken I believe that's the runaway five theme from Earthbound, the version used in this video is a remix though.

[TheLostProphecies]

this is the worse concept ever but Goddamn this is funny to watch with your interventions !

[yuanismybuddy]

i...i...h...hate...p...pickles­!

[zacteel]

reminds me of my childhood. If i created this when i was 11 it would be faptastic

[MegaM00k]

The Awesomeness of Mother/Earthbound song with the lameness of Sonichu

.....might as well divide by zero

[omgIlkechicken]

D.

[btuard]

1:48 is yet more proof chris is gay

[shadowclock12]

(D)

[CoCoSkol]

Okay, The Bun is in your mind. Is that a fucking Parappa the Rapper reference?

[thebigtarget1]

who narrated this

[xXxLightsBieberxXx]

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS YOU PENIS I AM AT PENIS PENIS PENIS I AM A PSYCHIC ELECTRIC PENIS I AM FULL OF RANDOM PENIS HUMOR ON MYSTERIOUS PENIS ISLAND I WILL ROCK PENISVILLE I AM YELLOW AND PENIS GO PENISCHU AND ZAP TO EXTREME PENISES I AM WORKOING TOWARDS A PENIS AND NEED A PENIS AND LIKE TO BUILD WITH MY PENIS AND PLAY PENIS CROSSING AND POKEPENIS AND SONIC THE PENIS I AM 100% PENIS

[Gooza3]

The bun is in your mind

[Ninjadude2012]

chris chan and tommy wiseau in the same room..... ok everyone have their suicide pills? no? just use your shoe lasses to strangle yourself to death.

[VVentworth]

@Ninjadude2012 Excuse me, I respectfully request that you not insult such an upstanding citizen like Tommy Wiseau by comparing him to that repulsive atrocious Christian Weston Chandler.

Have a pleasant day.

[NotTooWellKnown]

@Ninjadude2012

oh hai Chris, how's your sex life?

[Chamillionare64]

I completely cracked up at the Pokey Bots part.

[TAXEXEMPTION]

the pickle in the cheeseburger suit.

[CheeseYoshi]

Lol, Chris is actually somewhat realisticly potrayed from 3:24 onward!

[metalWeirdo77]

Mother 3 music ftw

[Gaomon752]

How dare you use Mother 3 Music to a cruddy comic like Sonichu...

anyway, you make the comic more enjoyable

[lollypopoflols]

lol, you love mother 3.

[LinkHeroOfTime64]

Wait...I don't get it, how did he become his dad? How is this guy serious about "art"??? And this....makes me puke to watch xD

[EpischesRohr]

The bun is in your mind...

HOLY SHIT WTF?!

what was that? Did that even relate to... ANYTHING?!

[JunkCCCP]

@EpischesRohr

Random pseudo-Matrix-shoutout, I guess.

[poopskinTheLiar]

@EpischesRohr Does Sonichu as a whole relate to anything?

[Spacenuggetcadet]

4:16 ... What?

[Mooco5]

Is it just me or is Naitsirhc Christian backwards?

[JunkCCCP]

@Mooco5

You are a clever one, aren't you?

[90sHeroMAXD]

1:22 look at how even those hands are

[Ohflipsnap]

The bun is in your mind...

[Sargeantslug]

I gotta say, the music of Mother 3 doesn't deserve to be mixed with this shit

[TAXEXEMPTION]

'for all peoples withint our nation' or whatever. i didn't know there were nations in pokemans.

[baconlabs]

0:28

Aspie's Aspies

[Soniman032]

If Chris had any masculinity he would probably be imasculated by the pickle. Which is why he hates them so much

[Deepblue686]

At 4:10, why does Chris have Sonichu on his license plate (on the car) when he's only just met Sonichu?

Yeah, he has this in real life but this is "Comic Chris" we're talking about here.

He also somehow becomes Sonichu's father despite being the Mayor of a town Sonichu has just this minute visited.

Godammit Chris....

This whole comic is a giant mindfuck.

[Deepblue686]

Looks like Sonichu is getting it in the ass at 1:48

I don't have a dirty mind, it's Chris's art.

[amtpurple]

ummm How did chirs get into the story if in No.2 It was at the end where rosechu and sonichu were sitting on a rock Geeze this is messed up..

[VelLucio]

Got to enjoy Chris' all so in-depth knowledge about women in these comics. He certainly understands women psychology very well...

[Fantome001]

Oh wait, I just noticed that Chris drew Zapdos wrong.

[chickenbiscito]

"the bun is in your mind"

[rippemies]

Wow. Just wow.

[Raikachu]

Oh god 4:08 VIRGINia license plate.

[videogamenostalgia]

I haven't liked pokemon for years, and even I know it's not 'Team Rocket, brighter than light'. I haven't watched the show in like 10 years, and I'm still a better fan than Chris, who still watches it...

[robokill387]

I can't believe he thinks this art is "professional quality" and his "style".

[grantasas]

Is it just me, or does it look like Sonichu is getting "Drill pecked" from the back?

Way to stay straight, Chris.

[petrie911]

GAH! Mother 3 music? Associated with this crap? Even worse, I know exactly which scene each of those plays in.

[texasrattlesnake103]

I'M PROUD TO HAVE A FATHER WHO IS A WORTHLESS 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN WHO APPARENTLY FUCKED A HEDGEHOG TO MAKE ME.

lolwut

[Falihala]

I vote D for the question. That because there isn't "How come he has a car?" option.

[tw1stedgrudge]

A ZAPDOS SNATCHED MY LOVE

[tredlow]

Wow. Why isn't this a movie by Roland Emmerich yet?

[xsozosagarax]

the annotations are genius :D i cant stop laughing throughout these haha

[NotTooWellKnown]

Godamn look at that gut at 3:27

[girlofnintendo]

0:30 : Porky's Porkies! I love that song...

[SerenityM16]

D, totally D

[moviemowdown]

He drives good lol

[Devngel]

Welcome to a top the fourth wall, where bad comics burn

[tredlow]

@Devngel

Calling this a comic is an insult to comics everywhere.

[TheButtnose]

How well do I think he drives? If he drives as good as he draws I'd give him a G minus.

[boitahaki]

these inspires me for some reason omg

[Wiltothemax]

I do appreciate his honest depiction of his weight. At least in this issue.

[ZyxthePest]

The bun is in your-

IS THIS FUCK FACE SERIOUSLY TRYING TO INSERT ATHF REFERENCES IN?!

[PWNZORRRRRRRR]

You used Mother 3 music.

You win forever.

[BlanFan2O]

"christian" backwards. VERY clever!!1 1:48 kinda looks like he's getting some ass rape. thanks to chris, my favorite type is now ground.

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

How old is the dude anyways?

[BlanFan2O]

@Se7enBeatleofDoom he's got to be at least 30 now.

[whistleforthebigcash]

Lol. His license plate is from VIRGINia.

[Irrelevant402]

Oh and: HOLY SHIT! At the 3:30 mark did Chris actually draw himself...overweight? Such modesty! He must have been relatively normal that day or something.

[Irrelevant402]

I like the annotations. They remind me that I am not alone in my suffering.

[ThingxHulk]

I lvoe how Porkies Pokey's is playing. fuck yeah!

[floppykid]

Why do the entire events of the day spent with rosechu pop into his head during battle?

[phoenixhart17]

PICKLES! XD

[Xunkun]

3:29 - THE closest to physically accurate Chris has EVER drawn himself.

[sephiroth900000]

OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU NOT LAUGH vivitheg

[NoInkSharpie]

It's funny how people are trying to review Sonichu.  It's a crudely drawn story by an autistic man about a Sonic that combines with a Pikachu. Come on.

[Canny911]

Also, I love how how even Sonichu knows that Chris is pathetic and will fail at getting a chick.

XD But damn he is so brave! I wonder what he meant by that? Like, brave in how he is willing to go out there, look like a total retard, and put himself through that kind of humiliation? Does anyone else love how he fucking blames the people that kick him out of the places? It's LOITERING, MORON. They don't want you creeping around the place with a SIGN that says you're looking for a chick!

[Canny911]

Sonichu bravely defeats the monster that kidnapped his love! He even safes her life! A massive fight scene takes place, exhuming all of Sonichu's badassness and super powers!

Then Chris comes in for no reason. "Welp guy, I am still without a girlfriend. I'm on my way to fashion square mall" WTF was that shit? He manages to have some "epic scene" turn all of it's attention towards him and how he's still a loser without a girlfriend. He's even fucking pathetic in his own comic book.

[ZOMGDUDEWTFBBQ]

Why in the fuck is his "boyfriend free girl" shit in the comic at all? It has nothing to do with anything. It's not like this comic makes any fucking sense anyway, but wtf? Why make it even more stupid? "I'm off to the fashion square mall" I literally spit my coke out, i was laughing so hard. (Tip: Do NOT drink something while watching these audiobooks) Why the fuck he put that "going to the mall" strip in there, I'll never know. How fucking stupid and pointless was that shit?

[karleksvenska]

Aah Self-Insert! Not only is he copyright infringement messiah he's also a Gary-Stu!

[ColonelOrnery]

"To make sure she doesn't spend over $100."

>:| Sexist douche.

And, among other reasons, you wonder why you can't get a boyfriend-free girl Chirs?

[DRockNation1]

Get it!?

Christian=naitsirhC?

Hahaha! You idiot...

[babysnakes237]

Y'know, Chris oughtta play Mother 3. Maybe then he'll understand what proper goddamn storytelling looks like.

...Actually, scratch that. Mother 3's amazingness would probably just go completely over his head.

[Ragedhard]

the bun is in your mind

[Cokecakepopcorn]

Wow this shows Chris's ego

[iWrluia]

"The Bun is in your mind" is from SpaceGhost C2C, but was tossed aside per say for an ATHF show. That is just so random to me and why it is quoted in this. lmfao

[LeonKerensky]

I think the more I watch this, the more braincells I lose

[DRockNation1]

If I lose MY creativity because of this crap. I know who to punch in the face...

[wikiporno]

I almost feel sorry for this guy. I mean he's like a fucking kid.

[eddyokapi]

The bun is in your mind.

...wat

[rickwyles1]

the man who writes these is a SAD persin

[AndonutsJeff]

The Mother 3 music made me squee

[codenameevan]

At around 4:08 I swear to god I thought it said Virgin on the license plate.

[UltimiaVlad]

Team Rocket, Brighter than light.

THE BUN IS IN YOUR MIND.

HOW DOES THIS GUY EVEN HAVE ALL OF THE FUCKING LEGENDARILY?!

IS THAT REALLY HOW MUCH OF A GARY-STU THIS GUY IS!?

How was Chris able to gain like 20 pounds in five seconds?

Then lose 10 of it?

To answer the Annotation at 4:12, D)

[3Gads]

I accidentally thought it the title was "Sonichu vs Narcissistic."

Heh, Chris and narcissism go hand in hand

[VelLucio]

Got to love how nothing in the comic make any sense whatsoever...

[TheSoringHawk]

I thought Giovanni already had a son who WASN'T so deformed.

[Nobodywantsme]

Well you gotta be brave to draw this turd and put it in the internet. Either brave or terribly stupid, that is.

[H1GHLANDER360]

chris chan fails at getting pussy

[CheeseYoshi]

1:48 Zapdos brings pleasure to Sonichu's anus with his beak.

[CheeseYoshi]

His head and back spikes at 0:01-0:11 XD

[bouquetofimpatiens]

Mother 3 music. Very fitting, since Chris and Porky Minch have a lot in common.

[WillisDCade]

4,3,2,1 w-wat WHERE IS MY EXPLOSI !ON?!?!??!?!

[Kellox17]

all this fantastic creativity and your still girlfriend-free?

OH DEAR LORD.

[TheWickedSmile]

Mother 3 battle music! HURAY!

[ElSingario]

Chris can't be too bad of a driver. He does obey speed limits while on his way to commit assault.

[hado123]

3:49

You're shitting me

GIRLFRIEND FREE? ;_______;

[ChessPieceRook]

....D........

[Kellox17]

please tell me its a joke and that Chris chan wasn't serious with his 'work' PLEASE TELL ME HE IS JUST TROLL

[Altter221]

@Kellox17 His thinks these comics are fuckking master pieces that everyone should drool over.

[RedMageZidane]

@Kellox17 If he were, he'd be trolling himself.

He's serious.

[14thOmega]

1:23 Paging Dr Freud

2:29 The fall must have shattered his pelvis and snapped his spine.

The narration makes this bearable, and your annotations are god damn hilarious!

[link000000]

Most epic fight everrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! XD

[VGAddict981]

How was I to know that cheeseburgers had pickles?

Maybe you could've asked them to, I don't know, NOT PUT PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER?!?!?!

[freshness222]

whats the last song that plays in the video?

[SlashPrower34]

Oh, I forgot the obligatory "Fuck yeah, Mother 3!" I especially love the use of Master Porky's Theme, one of my favorite songs from that game.

I haven't seen the other audiobooks after this one, so I can only hope that the song from the last battle with the masked man makes an appearance...

[SlashPrower34]

Lol, we women are not generally ordered at a Burger King. You have to go to McDonald's for that shit.

...But seriously, any sympathy I had for Chris's autism has completely evaporated. I hate the bastard.

[DevastationNazo]

@SlashPrower34.....Why did you have it in the first place? Even IF hes actualy autistic (not to sure on that one, he acualy seems narcisitic) that does not excuse a horrible, horrible, horrible person.

[SlashPrower34]

@DevastationNazo Well, the first thing I heard about Sonichu was that it was written by an autistic man and he was constantly hated on by other people. I felt bad. Then, I learned more about him and figured out that he was pretty much one of the worst people ever.