In the morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tell the waitress I want 2 pieces of toast. she bring me only 1 piss. I say i wan 2 piss. she say go 2 the toilet. i say you no understand i want 2 piss on my plate. she say you better not piss on the plate you son of a bitch. later i went to eat. the waiter only bring me a knife but no fork. i say i wanna fock. she say everybody wanna fuck i say i wanna fock on the table
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Soloxable 9 months ago
@Soloxable as an irishman, i agree theyre not the best but its funny listening to them :L
mcphantic80 2 weeks ago
Marquez is shit
Currowlad99 1 year ago
puyol is fantastic
Marco18887 2 years ago
"Straight from the street. I've scored a few of them myself."
Briliant. LOL
ronantv 2 years ago 7
Marquez isn't a great defender. Sylvinho is a good fullback, a great pro and a better defender than Marquez.
nouoriel 2 years ago
i wish i was there discussing with these wizards
stereomysticworld 2 years ago 4
"Very shaudy goals",Alex Ferguson is fuckin idiot
xavicreus1 2 years ago 3
omg what a stupid thing to say. (fergie not you lol)
RemmuOui 2 years ago
@xavicreus1 i think fergie was refering to uniteds defending for the goals as shaudy not the goals themselves. messi's was so good
padjo909 2 years ago
@xavicreus1 an idiot who has won more than just about anyone. ignorant twat
GeneioSam 10 months ago
Marquez a bad player and Sylvinho a good player? whats this guy talking about? Sylvinho is half the player Marquez is!
nixxxon18 2 years ago
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One day I went to malta to biggest hotel.
In the morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tell the waitress I want 2 pieces of toast. she bring me only 1 piss. I say i wan 2 piss. she say go 2 the toilet. i say you no understand i want 2 piss on my plate. she say you better not piss on the plate you son of a bitch. later i went to eat. the waiter only bring me a knife but no fork. i say i wanna fock. she say everybody wanna fuck i say i wanna fock on the table
robert09501 2 years ago
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Don't forget what happens in chelsea...
cafedipa 2 years ago