Scottish Self Defence Lessons

[wishingwell12345]

Your accent is teeeerrrible :O

[ScaleMicroCrawlers]

Can't be Scottish, her pits were shaved. 

[RyanScfc1]

Accent sounds too forced, which makes it not funny at all.

[Alayneee]

Nobody in Scotland speaks like that. It's the most unattractive accent ever. Even Glaswegians have better accents than this.

[MrShaunyboyy]

Awful accent!

[7777bigjim]

i've seen gary glitter videos with less dislikes than this!!

[Clair3Wils0n]

This would be funny if the accent wasn't completely ludicrous

[7466nuts]

Bawbags

[codzombieraaar]

it was funny but i am scottish and nothing is like that

[jenwenlen1]

Well, I for one, got the joke. Clearly a parody, and a funny one at that. Great Job! Thanks for the laughs.

[TrooperLFC]

i'd shag her

[haggisbasher900]

What a load o pish !!

[alwyndixon]

what a load of wank

[scottishmags1]

OMG, This is shite!! Its funny that most other countries think Scottish people always wear tartan.....LOL...When I met people here in the states for the 1st time they thought I'd have ginger hair & be wearing a kilt....they were disappointed LOL

[gilray92]

ss clearly american and trying to copy willy from the simpsons accent.. haha no one here talkes like that:P

[MondoBeno]

I thought Scottish broads had hairy armpits.

[AeroAtlas]

@MondoBeno nope.avi sometimes :P

[GamerInari]

pfft! she is clearly not scottish! who says ass with an accent that strong! the word is arse!

[luke78ish]

What the fuck accent was that? I actually find your shitness offensive so gwataefuckyebam!

[BHALT0S]

your scots accent is pish by the way. you should quit before you really make a full of yourself.

[GlitterDove01]

@BHALT0S i think you mean fool. sorry, what were you saying about making a fool of yourself??

[BHALT0S]

@GlitterDove01 honest mistook.

[BHALT0S]

@GlitterDove01 and besides at least I dont go around making a mockery of people based upon creed, class, race or colour. and those that do it to self are at their lowest form of self esteem which shouts out, look at how worthless I can be over anyone/anything else..... anotherwards woe is me attitude. certainly this person is full of shite, I am Scottish and I know no one who talks like this, least of all the women this kind of visual display of uncouth like behaviour is not what we are like.

[BHALT0S]

@GlitterDove01 and I have worked and lived from the Borders of Scotland to the Highlands and almost all of its inhabited Islands, and from the many negative comments on this post, it would indeed seem to back up my claim, if you want to get into a spelling contest then go back to school. im sure many people get the idea of what im saying, perhaps you'd like to extol your own godly virtues upon us all with your self experience of dullardry.

[GlitterDove01]

@BHALT0S i dont want to get into a spelling contest, i corrected your mistake. just you take a sit down..

[Rawrkitty45]

@BHALT0S .... a full of herself?

[BHALT0S]

@Rawrkitty45 obviously see posts below directed at GlitterDove01, your obviously unrelenting in allowing people spelling mistakes, proving unequivocally that your mind is closed off, actually I wonder if I should report this video for racism.

[Rawrkitty45]

@BHALT0S .... I correct one spelling mistake and suddenly I'm this horrible closed-minded person? No. I've made mistakes before. We all have. You judge me by one little comment on youtube and I'm the closed-minded person? Sure. You take this too seriously... ._.

[gascott1903]

@BHALT0S It's 'make a FOOLof yourself', moron! I really hope you're not Scottish.

[BHALT0S]

@gascott1903 yawn, join the long queue of chuckleheads that jumped on the bandwagon over a simple spelling mistake.

better yet why dont you regale me by extolling your own homocentric virtues, im sure it will help me sleep better tonight, lol.

yes I am Scottish, so get it right up yer.

[tuxyboo]

The accents an acting was shite. But i would still gie her a good pumpin

[mrfester42]

@tuxyboo Not with that bottle down there you wouldn't!

[Oxenstierna69]

That was SO shite.

[kbahboh]

you can all suck my big,scot cock motherfuckers1

why all the hate?coz she better then you all,inbred fuckers.

[Kintaro696]

@kbahboh Go make me some Naan bread, ya prick.

[kbahboh]

@Kintaro696

yea no probz,i'll just get ya some ya mum made for me earlier :)

[Kintaro696]

@kbahboh Very original mate, do all muslims think the same?

[Eowynshope1]

she said ass instead of arse....

[dpurdue]

She scared the crap out of ordinarily Americans!

[krim7]

Her account sounds very stereotypical, rather than realistic.

[GamerInari]

@krim7 i think it was supposed to be stereotypical

[KillTheStranger]

STEVAN HOGG IS A BAWBAG

[carenj7]

Accent is terrible it's like a mash up of Irish, American, and maybe Highlands..plus the use of slang is all over the place. Pick an area and stick to it....research before trying to be funny.

[NouMPSy]

she sounds god awful, and she is damn ugly

[tartandaddy]

that aint no scottish accent!

[weemadjojo]

again we have someone taking the piss out of use scots, you ppl wanna get a life!! yer accents shite!!!!

[Cybopath]

I had no idea there was a Scotland in eastern europe too.

[gnowave]

she's english. what a shite accent. worse than scotty from star treck

[MrLulak]

ridiculous shite..would love to see some real scottish schemie lassie get a haud ae you and gie ye some real scottish self defense ya stupid condescending tart

[seahorseoysterfish]

This is embarrasing, offensive shite. But look at the number of guys "defending" Scotland by not just mentioning the accent and the sterotyping, but with a nasty, sexually agressive comment. That is way more fucking embarassing than the video.

[iainrae76]

And what about Scottish people... I'm not sure where your from but your accent is all over the place doll...lol

[MisterScottishPerson]

Glasgow is off the coast at the top of the highlands?

[RoboTurkeyNinja]

You're not funny sweetheart but I'd still pump you

[RainfulPhenix]

@RoboTurkeyNinja

She is...nasty D:

[RoboTurkeyNinja]

@RainfulPhenix wait....you actually find her funny? lol take care of that head massive injury mate

[RainfulPhenix]

@RoboTurkeyNinja

You're the one with the head injury.

Since when did I say I found her funny?

[RoboTurkeyNinja]

@RainfulPhenix oh lighten up will you? I'm gettin' a migraine over here.  I can't be arsed arguing with you over something i don't care about. Let's just go our separate ways and we'll both agree that i'm a horrible person....and stupid.....oh, and a fag.

Now go talk to a girl or something(not like her in the vid if you can help it). Life is short.

Take it easy

[cattyerde]

this is pants where are these people even from

[Ianmundo]

I'm not even Scottish, I'm Irish but having lived in Scotland I can confirm this is simply not funny

[johnny54ist]

shit accent shes no scot

[blawza331]

Fuck her

[BurningLaugh]

away and fuck yersel ya stupid cow. Get some scottish in ye.

[weecolski]

away lie in yer pish ya wee boot

[dancedissadent2]

Awful accent shit comedy

[uchihaitachi10156]

naw, i just fuckin stab cunts lit yassss !! juss fuckin loot ye ya fuckin munter ill malky you in the gullet the noo ya wee tadger ;)

[Valcena]

lol thats awsome

[hunibuni007]

al tell ye the noo hen a buckfast bottle will dae ye cause and its no his lazy ass its his lazy fat fuck bastardin' arse ye total mupet so if your gonnae make fun o' the scots mabye ye should watch a couple of chewing the fat episodes before ye dae it and whilst we're making fun of countrys how bout you stand back infrond of yer windae while men shout at ye tae whap them oot

[segano1]

Ye always know a true Scot by their accent, a measure of yer Scottishness, if ye dinnae hae a Scots accent then yer no a Scot, and this video isnae a Scots accent, ye can tell a mile aff, believe me.

[fjordking]

just a dumb fucking Swede

[stormer07]

Have you ever played worms reloaded...she sounds like them lol.

[phantomofthedrivein]

im the big man i'll fill your bottle woman

[ilovehat3rs]

awa n bile yer heed ya dobber

[TheZefMan]

Why is she shouting?

Why is she switching between a shit American/Russian accent?

Why is she wearing a picnic blanket?

What is she doing with a bottle up her arse?

[IIM4GiiXx]

sorry wtf im glasweigian and thats the worse accent ever and such a bad video

[daxtonbrown]

I think it was a crackup, I don't care what the sissy boys here say.

[DMX949]

She's just takeing the piss out of us Scots

[OakAged72]

Yeah... she's no' Scottish.

[ihatelumberjacks]

more proof women tend to lack the humour gene (with a few exceptions)... But she is quite hot

[ChancerG]

Utter pish

[mickyg1993]

even willy outta the simpsons can do a better accent than that, i'm scottish and ive NEVER heard an accent like that, it wasn't funny it was just fukin annoyin

[inbredyokel]

Who is this unfunny arse?

[lainiiangel]

Apart from the god-awful accent, it just isn't funny!

[laughingHawk]

She looks like she could brutalize a man.

[dyrodav]

Clearly not in Scotland, I seen some blue sky!

[mheslop]

Fucking gash.

[poulsontheprick]

is she from BARRA?

[ocelot2k10]

I know a better way,

Take a fucking knife and slash the cunts if they start

[bloopity1]

Simply putting tartan on and soundin like a twat doesnt make you appear any more scottish

[streamsofstars]

I hope she DOES know how to defend herself as she get a hiding if she ever comes to Scotland with that pish.

[alexallenharthill]

that is pointless and she isnt even scottish my 80 year old granny could do her in no bother

[EmYeahOk]

worst accent i've ever heard in my life!

[kylethesmith]

What the fuck kind of accent is that?

[2strong2cool]

Another lame Scatch accent soundin more like a paki

[ranbrent]

"the toughest bitch in the land"

my granny could smash her head in.......

[GlasgowNormski]

Shite.

[dare9975]

More stereotypical bollocks, most scots dont mind people poking fun at our hardass reputation, when its done with style and humour, this is just lame garbage that only non-scots would sneer at.......sides, id use a 2x4, not a bottle :P

[xIIST33VIIx]

sounds russian haha

[empilpu]

someones been watching too much braveheart...and thats wash!

[stuarthawk]

Utter shyte attempt at the accent

[macocaire1314]

not Scottish, not funny.

[scudmac]

Aye, pure pish right enough, bit she wid definitely get it.

[KJS72]

Nice legs...Shame about the accent:)

[TheMMAdragon]

You sounded like a stupid yank tryin to put on a scottish accent, you weren't even remotley close. Dae

[maggiekirkpatrick]

Shocking attempt at a scottish accent!!

[carlyz99]

huh? sweden? ya lost your mind?

[RoggenWolfe]

Agnus Mcgregor ?? Here darlin that accents pure pish but I assure you would get the boaby .

[billywiz69]

PURE DEAD PISH!!!!!!!!

[billywiz69]

PISH IMPERSONATION OFA SCOT HEN!!!!!!!!!!

[billywiz69]

PISH ACCENT HEN!!!!!!!!!!

[janejanejane7]

boo

[danmcc]

why did you upload this?

[bicnarok]

she aint scottish

[BobMonkfish]

@bicnarok I noticed.

[Bjarku]

unfunny american. jesus im english and even i cringe when i hear that dreadful imitation of a scottish accent

[k1ngross]

ass is an americanism and we don't say bottle in Scotland, we say boe-tle

[stevenjsmith1903]

geat vid

[soccerbabey]

Hahaha the celts just hate the english and the english hate the celts. :D hmmm....

[kawa7900]

HAHA WHAT A PISH SCOTTISH ACCENT FORM AN ENGLISH  COW

[pablogrifter]

I'm so shit at accents when i try to do welsh accents i sound Pakistani

My Irish is like a horrendous stereotype even though my dad is Irish

Scottish is the hardest accent for me to do, but i do like to watch the odd episode of taggart and say "Murder" or "food" every time they do

But I think a Edinburgh accent on a bird Is real nice...better than all the northern English accents I'm surrounded by @ the mo

Could be worse i guess i could be surrounded by Cockneys

[muzzawelsh]

Shetland maybe ?

[wyrdmagyk4]

I personally can speak Japanese with a Scottish Accent...

it's funny as hell when my Scottish friends think it's Gaelic...

and my Japanese friends then beg me to stop because it just slaughters their language...

[gavin3191]

look at 40 seconds when shes throwing away the bit of wood,she throws it away and it bends

[TalonWolf]

@gavin3191 Real sticks were out of their budget range

[phycomental]

accent fail but pritty funny it that. alot of ppl get bottled now a days :l

[Kelvinkid100]

The tough bitches are the sexiest! I'm in love!

[hakirby]

When did Scotland move to Sweden?

The only funny part was when she pulled the bottle out her jaxie

[Peppepoppldoppl]

@hakirby Sweden is not the only country in Scandinavia.

[Weremoose]

omfg XD

[dethadol1]

and exactly where in glasgow is that?!

[tadrala]

Brilliant (even if it doesn't sound scottish ;) ) 10x

[segano1]

Talk about sexism!!!!

[oberon06]

she doesnt sound that scottish. sounds mare scandanavian or whatever

[norsknerd]

@oberon06 she does not sound scandinavian, I am from Norway, we don't sound like that XD

[soccerbabey]

@norsknerd You're from norway!? :) I automatically love you. XD

[norsknerd]

@soccerbabey why? :P are Norwegians that amazing?

[soccerbabey]

@norsknerd YES! norge vakkeren

[norsknerd]

@soccerbabey thats cute=)

[keith6544]

@oberon06 thats right, no way is that a scot nobody here sounds like that

[NorthLimitation]

Notice that the only people who are somehow under the illusion that this attempt at a Scottish accent is anything but bad are not actually from Scotland? Indeed, not only is it offensive and patronising, but it also has an ironic twist; in this video we are portrayed as violent savages, despite the fact that we have more university graduates per head of capita than the countries of the majority of people commenting on this video.

[ritalopes1000]

BUAH BUAH...

[ritalopes1000]

"despite the fact that we have more university graduates per head of capita than the countries of the majority of people commenting on this video" >> like you have a lot of people in Scotland. the little small tiny country. well, country? you're not even a country, you're part of UK. lol.

oh, wait! don't forget the rate of drunken people, the most alcoholic "country".

they got what they wanted! you're pissed off by a silly video. what makes it even funnier! haahahaha....

[NorthLimitation]

Some one clearly doesn't understand the meaning of 'per head of capita'. Someone also doesn't understand my point on mocking other countries, that much is also clear.

You've more or less missed two of my points and you're now trying to mock a country based upon your own insecurities.

What makes this funny is that you've completely misunderstood everything that I said, and now you're throwing your toys out of the pram by making ill-informed statements! How embarrassing.

[ritalopes1000]

BLAH, BLAH.. are ya still talking?! alrrrrright, mate! hahuaha..

[NorthLimitation]

Lol, I know 'blah blah', that is exactly how you sound - your simple English is equal to that of a small child.

Cheerio! :D

[ritalopes1000]

simple english? well, if you prefer we can talk in my first language (Portuguese), but I doubt you know anything about it. how simple is that?

[ritalopes1000]

PS.: I'm not gonna reply any of your ballox anymore. got tired of talking to a wall.

goodbye!

[NorthLimitation]

Hahaha! Glad to see you've obeyed my 'cheerio' then, see you! haha

[ritalopes1000]

don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. *muah*

[NorthLimitation]

I thought you were going to stop replying to my 'ballox' - you're not very true to your word, are you? Haha

[ritalopes1000]

here we go... if you shut the hell up... but you just can't help yourself. honestly I laugh when youtube emails me. I'll stop then as you cannae. lol

T C H A U.

[NorthLimitation]

Ahhhhh, sweet victory :). Cheers mate! :P haha

[ritalopes1000]

all yours! I see you need it to feel better. oops.. shh.. hehe..

[NorthLimitation]

Haha, true - it feels great! :D haha

[CULAVE]

It is stupid but I don't think the accent is that bad.

[thebrotherhooduk]

english arseholes

[macmalachi]

This is garbage.

I wonder why you couldnt find a real Scots girl to play your part. Did all the girls you ask perhaps refuse because it was pandering to English stereotypes about the Scots?

How would you feel if Scots insisted on portraying all Englishmen as homosexual Oxbridge dons with a penchant for buggering choirboys? Or English women as foul-mouthed, gold-digging Essex chavs?

Would you find these offensive, racist and unrepresentative of a rich, diverse culture?

Touché.

[jammybella]

ur dam rite mate!! well said!!

[TommyMcguire22]

shite accent hen

and scottish people tend to say arse when they say it in that context

to be totally honest this is quite racist

[CULAVE]

TommyMcguire22- I agrree its a bit stupid, but ive seen anti-English racism too. Such as Edinburgh dungeon discriminating against English visitors over events of 711 years ago. Im not English or Scottish. Anyways its shite- were all Brits;

[NorthLimitation]

Oh christ on a bicycle, we don't actually sound like that!

Also, this is wee bit racist.

[NorthLimitation]

P.S, it also made me cringe and it's not funny.

[ritalopes1000]

haha.. you do sound like that, mate! maybe not all of you, but most of you for sure.

about "racism" Scotland is way racist itself. how does it feel when it's back to you?

[NorthLimitation]

Erm no, the Glaswegians don't sound like that, neither do people from Perthshire, Ayrshire, the Highlands, the Islands, Edinburgh, Aberdeen, Fife, Stirling....I'm not even sure if anyone sounds like this.

Oh sure, because there are racist in Scotland (like any other country), that makes it OK to be racist towards us? Such clear, logical thinking there...

[ritalopes1000]

aye! pretty much. fair's fair, right? so!

and you do sound like that. maybe you don't notice it because you're so used to it. but who is not from there and visit there can tell... pay attention at the "rrrr". hehe.. NAE BAD! :p

[NorthLimitation]

What an idiotic thing to say, as a Scot I'm pretty offended by this, we are nothing like this. If fair was fair, I would be ripping in to you about Brazil, but that's not the way the world should work.

This may sound like a Scottish person, but it's a poor attempt and really makes some embarrassing mistakes.

[ritalopes1000]

well, by saying you'd be "ripping in to me about BR" it already proves what i just said about you all (PREJUDICE). hahaha.. oh man.. it does sound like a Scottish person and so what? it's just funny. relax! you'll find many videos picking on English people too.

[elizabethvictoriabor]

ok maybe to people who don't know the accent very well it can pass off as scottish, so the accent thing it's questionable. but there's absolutley no doubt that this is not funny at all, i watched the whole thing waiting for a joke, but there wasn't any or at least a good one

[sbarry92]

Terrible accent ='[ turn it off please whaaaa

[buffaloscot3d]

and also if this was depicting indians or asians it would be called rasist

[buffaloscot3d]

if thats a scottish accent then we all sound like russians

[2redpens]

shite

[rumbleb]

wtf worst accent ever

[muzz100]

Terrible accent - one of the worst I have ever heard. Ever. Predictable plays on tired and dated visual stereotypes. Not remotely funny. Pathetic.

[wreakinhavok]

none of this is even funny.