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  • I like it when my nose breathes.

  • fake and gay

  • I can see why fakesagan bitch slapped him.

  • Internet hates your ugly mug.

  • Just read the description, the video isn't important.

  • First class was actually the first decent movie i've seen in a long time. I wasn't watching the movie expecting a history lesson. It doesn't even aim to achieve accuracy. You'd have to be stupid to think that. Nuclear missles add a dramatic effect. Penelope cruz had no sex appeal? I don't even know how to respond to that. You also say the word "on" funny.

  • pretty sad that people defend tj for beeing fat and that all guys calling him fat are ignorant dicks ( they are ) and at the same time they insult gaylen for his looks :S Wannabe-intellectuals

  • A potato is talking to me.... A POTATO IS TALKING TO ME!!!!!

  • See ASS IN 3-D

  • make more videos!

  • 01:08 fucking mutant hybrid human owl.

  • One of my favorite movies that is beautiful and in my opinion an amazing movie all around is What Dreams May Come. That is one that in my opinion truly hit the nail on the head. the mixture of emotion, imagination, beauty, story, plot, and morality. I just think its beautiful. The fountain is another one for me personally that does a great job at mixing beauty with a good story.

  • and though movies like pirates of the Caribbean 4 are nothing more then an attempt to ring all the money out of the pockets of its fans one last time don't forget that a lot does go into the movie itself. Many artists do work on the movie and they do it because they love art. look at the clothes or makeup or cg, every one of those were done by artists. I'll watch a movie if it looks pretty just to see the amazing work that they put into it. even if the movie sucks I can find something I like.

  • Even Willow is a george lucas rip off of the hobbit but I still love it. Some movies are just cool like predator movies in my opinion. I just like the predator and I'll even watch the worst of the wost avp 1 & 2 just because its cool to see the predators in action even though the movies are horrible. Some people really like pirates and swords and fantasy so they might enjoy potc4 simply for that. I don't think many people raved that it was Oscar worthy or a film that should be remembered 4ever.

  • I know this video is for entertainment and well its youtube but a rant like that could be done about things that are so much more important. calling people dense and unintelligent because they like movies you hate is just bad character. Don't you have childhood favorites that you still like even though when you watch them now you realize it wasn't that great? I really liked beast master as a kid and conan, but I watch them now and they aren't very good movies but hey I still like them.

  • I can't believe I just saw this video...more power to you for the long winded rant but you could have summed it up by saying "I think I am better and smarter then everyone who enjoys a movie for what it is and nothing more". I did enjoy first class and kfp2, they were fun and thats about all I was looking for. I love a really well made movie but sometimes something thats just fun is nice too. kind of like sw, I love the original trilogy and not so much the prequels but they are still fun 2 watch

  • @tokiravensky Amen.

  • galen... you suck camel dicks. and you're not funny. stop making these shitty fucking vids.

  • Elle Driver poisoned Pie Mei. :[

  • I found this video fucking hilarious, but I was laughing at this guy; not the laugh he wants.

  • ideocracy was an awesome movie :) mmmmmm satire mmmmmm

  • this guy is a FUKIN MORON fuck you SOUTHPARK ROCKSSSSS i fuckin hate you burn in hell dick wad your such an asshole and your so anoying all i hear is blah blah SOUTHPARK balah blah douch bag

  • Do more reviews!

  • jesus christ cant you just have fun

  • you should watch a few romantic films. There really well done (at least most of them)

  • Reading out of a script. Nice vlog, douchebag.

  • @M4rkh0lm Reading is something you'll never be able to do you illiterate fuck.

  • @iHarveyLOL

    Looks like Herp Derpison is mad, bros.

  • is this your channel gayland? subs

  • damn inernets r brutal. o well.

  • Galen Hall how do you make friends?

  • Your title is a lie (it's a bunch of reviews), you seem to ignore that the nazi-past was a part of the Magneto-chatacter from the beginning, you shout in our faces, you can't talk, you can't read properly and your attitude is annoying. I'm not asking him to be right all the time, but he acts like he's the only light in a falling world. ugh

  • sure x-men first class wasn't good but to be honest... but from what i know about the x-men comics they followed it pretty damn well. this is after all everything that magnetos back story is.. and like i said the movies isn't good but when it comes to doing a move adaptation of the comic book story this is the closest they've ever been.

  • Your face makes me wants to hit it.

  • your fucking annoying

  • Has this guy actually got any ears?

  • You say 'on' weird lol.

  • Who the fuck said the killing of Sebastian Shaw was supposed to be moral? (Sigh, why am I addressing an argument that's nerdier than how this fucking clown looks.) The only reason you get views is because TJ is on your thumbnails. Give it up, Hack.

  • according to the latest south park ep, Stan was Wrong

  • where are your ears

  • "...Fazy, Lat, Moronic.." I mess up my words sometimes too.

  • Hmm... I'm afraid you have something called "being a cynical asshole."

  • @DrMadHobo he sure does... he sure does...

  • Liked this video just because you referenced Maus.

  • In Pirates of the Caribbean, they didnt ignore that christianity grants eternal life.

    Which is why the Catholic Spanish people at the end destroy the fountain because "only god may grant eternal life". So they didnt miss it atall.

  • Galen,

    1. STOP reading.

    2. Reduce the content!! By saying less, you'll communicate more.

    3. You're talking way too fast. take pauses, think about what you're about to say, and say it like you mean it.

    4. EXPLAIN what you're saying, if it is not obvious. 523 dislikes = 523 people who didn't comprehend your approach.

    5. Don't be so damn negative about everything.

    6. If you want to maintain making such scripts, you'll never be appealing for those who seek entertainment.

    Good Luck!

  • @Instinctinside what you said

  • Hi Galen, I think you are really cool. Keep doing video. You are awesome. Thank you. Have a nice day.

  • you have a weird shaped head

  • Galen or GayLen

  • I don't want Idiocracy to come true, either, but the problem with you and other "intellectuals" I've met is the air that you emit.

    I mean, all this was was a nearly 15 minute video of you berating movies that you disliked. It's grating, and I was glad when it finally ended! Okay, maybe some of the criticism was deserved, but your approach is belittling and, let's face it, whiny.

  • But you said Green Lantern was a good movie. Wtf?

  • Why do people hate on you bro? I think you and TJ are freakin badass. Keep it up bro, dont listen to these suckers. Love ur vids

  • Why does everybody hate Galen? I like him.

  • MAKE MORE VIDEOS GALAN

  • Where are your ears dude?

  • Do you wash your hair with olive oil? I mean seriously! Your hair is more greasy than a fried piece of bacon! And your head, It looks like a giant potato! Oh and also, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR EARS!?

  • It's funny that you are bashing movies, while technically this video in itself is just as bad as your face, what the fuck is this editing with shitty huge ass pictures which are covered by your monsterous head anyway? You can't even fucking look into the camera to make basic eye contact with the audience? (Which is not necessarily bad, in your case), and most of the time I cant understand you at all.

    I don't even know why am I bothering commenting this shit, you have 0 charisma just delete this

  • @Theehate Oh, and you have great charisma.

  • IT'S FUCKING SOUTH PARK.

  • @k0vert Yes it it is fucking South Park.

  • (Quasi Moto + A Rabid Squirrel + Some Nasty Sex) + Nine Months = Baby Galen

  • I find it funny how you dismiss Thor and calls it a "Popcorn" movie, without giving thought to all the BLATANT inaccuracies in it. That said, I did enjoy this movie. But perhaps I am part of the problem. I do not expect all movies to be about would peace or human existence, just like I don't expect all drawings to be mounted on a wall in a dusty old museum. I guess your point was that you miss good movies that aren't adaptations.. I kindly turn your attention to the camera you used to make this.

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  • I like this video. Because everyone gets a little butthurt because he attacks all summer films innstead of just a few. I know people will worship films like 1st class and Captain America to death, but it is undeniable that those movies, and most movies made by Hollywood, are just trying to avoide creativity for a goldfish audience.

  • Galens alright, so what if he gets passionate about what he has to say, i dont see anything wrong with that

  • FUCK YOU GAYLEN

  • Why the fuck does everyone hate you, exactly? I don't find anything wrong with you.

  • Galen. Get a haircut. Take a shower. Go outside. & look for a better personality...

  • Hmmm I'm wondering why do even go see these movies, Galen?  Surely you can tell most of these are going to be bad before seeing them.

  • Dude, you're a fucking idiot. You do realize that just about EVERY movie now a days is marketed for the dumb masses right? You're just wasting your money and time going to theaters to watch fucking horrible movies. It doesn't take much thought to see that movies are now dumb as shit. Also, stop reading off your fucking screen man, it's distracting

  • @sunofnothin Your hating on him for all the wrong reasons, not all movies deserve to be put in the same moronic heap as transformers, as green lantern, or the last airbender!

  • @BlackenShade You either didn't thoroughly read my comment or you misunderstood me. I said that just about every movie now a days is marketed (and made) for the dumb masses. I never said every single movie. That'd be a stupid comment to make.

  • @ProudMemberofMCRMY i bet you feel real smart right now dont ya?

    at least i aint stupid enough to be a fan of this fuck

  • @allthelonelypeople19 Honestly, I didn't feel smart until I read your comment. Now that I've read your comeback, I feel like a genius. Go troll someone else, your efforts here just serve to amuse me. :)

  • good video

  • "Stereotypical Nazi"? What, so a "normal" Nazi would not do those things? :/

  • GALEN! You watch the worst movies. You need more Chick Flicks. Have you seen Love Actually ( best cheesy ROm-Com EVER) There is also a movie watching process that i'm sure you've skipped. First you need Popcorn, then when they are hot out of the microwave pour M&M's on top. You must cuddle with a soft blankey and or fluffy pillow. You must watch a movie with ME, stat!

  • @MyRedSolara I am usually very grumpy in theaters after seeing the awful previews. I am surprised I wasnt kicked out of Transformers 2. Check out the review TJ and I did on his channel.

  • @MyRedSolara Chick flicks suck ass.

  • This is one of the most offensive, cynical, and unwatchable videos I have ever seen. You, Galen, have pissed off a vast audience of people. And by pulling off all of these tasks, I salute you, sir. Continue teasing the typical YouTube zeitgeist--you do a great job at it. I loved every single unwatchable minute of this masterpiece.

  • @JadedVII Fuck you! :)

  • @hallcyon I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY BEAT ME UP MOTHERFUCKER! :)

  • Are you a Nazi, Gaylen? You said Schinlers List was an awful movie and you disagree with portrayel of nazis in movies. :)

  • Your face makes the elephant man look normal!

  • what is with these scum bags attacking you? Stfu dont fucking watch the video if you dont like it

  • @MuslimRebelRevolte You and Gaylen are scumbags, and if you like his videos your dense!

  • @BlackenShade I dont like his videos, but Im not trying to roll on and on about how much It sucks and how great my life is

  • @MuslimRebelRevolte Fuck you! :)

  • @MuslimRebelRevolte you fucking wish you virgin

  • This guy looks like a butt.

  • @EnthalpyH And not a girl's beautiful behind, but an old man's ass.

  • hey gayleeeenn where's ur ears

  • Somebody get this dude a beer, gee whiz.

  • BTW, X-Men wasn't shot in 3-D, neither was Super 8, dumbass! :)

  • Anyone else finding this video condescending and obnoxious, even if you didn't like the movies reviewed in this video? :/

  • Gaylen, If you're going to make shitty videos, a least write a damn script. :)

  • You're such a pretentious peice of shit.

  • @klaymen22 True

  • The iron of using your 'outside voice' (i.e. yelling at you opponent to drive your point) to discuss the use of Godwin's law is delish!

    That being said I couldn't watch beyond the first 2 minutes. I'm still wondering what this has to do with Stan :(

  • @a1024s You are a tool aren't you?

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  • All you Gaylen haters FUCK OFF, he's one of the smartest people on youtube. He's smarter than you and he got you to watch his video so now who's the idiot?

  • @HowlingUnderground He truely is a douchebag, and your a tool!

  • @HowlingUnderground If this guy is so wholly intelligent and superior, why can't he memorise segments of script, maybe learn a few basic public speaking skills ? Or even splice images which actually correspond with topic?

  • get godwin's law right you nonce, "it's inevitable that nazis or hitler will come up in an internet debate if enough time has passed". It has nothing to do with film scripts becoming useless once nazis are involved.

  • You made a Tarantino reference and that makes your opinion invalid

  • What happened to your face?

  • There is much butt-hurt in this comment section.

  • LOL, its a cartoon. Settle down soldier. This is retarded. No one enjoys your videos either. Stop trying so hard, and maybe you'll get somewhere.

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  • buy yorself a cap man! or hat. honestlly.

  • @ 9:22 ........oh the fucking irnony

  • @hallcyon you fucking suck.... n try waaaay to hard

  • You are really ugly and you have a horrible personality as well.... :/. And I mean you really are ugly, I mean hideous. Please stop making videos...

  • dem bulging temples

  • Hey folks, if you don't like this kind of review, fuck off. I don't agree with everything he said here, but I do agree with a good deal of his statements. If you don't like Galen's videos or his reviews, why are you even bothering criticizing him for simply not agreeing with you? There's nothing wrong with hating stupidity, ignorance or bigotry, in my opinion. Can't you see that he's mostly just upset that Hollywood isn't willing to be creative anymore? Don't you understand his disappointment?

  • @Undercoverfire hes like the aids of youtube just the mere fact that he makes videos makes me sick

  • @Undercoverfire You really are a tool aren't you? :/

  • I think i'm going to be sick, i have never seen anything more sickening than gaylen

  • Maybe you should try a bit better script, slowing down, and not reading off the screen. It looks really bad. And if you slow down, you could enunciate better. Also, try just picking a room in your house to do a video in. The brightly colored backgrounds look absolutely wretched.

  • How about your eyes are too close together. :D

  • How about you have your fucking mother killed for no reason by someone as evil and volatile as the Nazis, it might have made you a better person in your adult years. Instead no, look at you, your only claim to fame is being the bitch that everyone hates who intrudes on the videos of someone else who is actually popular. Fuck off and die, GAYlen.

  • @DavidKageTV True being a supervillian would be a step up for Gaylen

  • When I want a good story, I'll read a deep, well thought-out book. Why do movies have to be some vast story-telling masterpiece? When I watch a movie, I wanna see gunfights, explosions, high-speed cars, sexy barely clothed hotties, and some ass kicking. Well, personally, I prefer LOTS of ass kicking. Anyways, screw the story, show me the ass, put the peddle to the metal, bite down and ninja kick some badguys and if you're so hard up for a genius storyline, read a book.

  • I hate you Galen, STAY OFF OF THEAMAZINGATHEIST CHANNEL!

  • @DenomProGryphon go fuck your mom

  • @hallcyon Go fuck yourself douchebag!

  • @hallcyon You just wish people didn't think your such a fag. Go get your mommy to wipe your ass and tell you a bedtime story so you can stop getting so fucking pissy.

  • @hallcyon the guy that fucked your mom and spawned u this blob of defective genes with the charm and looks of gollum should have been shot at birth

  • @hallcyon Hypocrite

  • @hallcyon SHUT THE FUCK UP, GALEN! :)

  • @DenomProGryphon dont hate the galen

  • @DenomProGryphon Why don't you?

  • @DenomProGryphon 33 morons

  • @asnabelgur I would thumbs up your comment, but the function has been removed.

  • it definitely time to experience something so awful that mind will hurt.

  • GG at obviously staring frantically at your sheet of paper or whatever the fuck you use as your script.

  • WHY the fuck do you still watch movies if all you do is bitch and moan?

  • The part at the end deserves a video all of it's own!

  • I'm rating Avatar COPS for Contrived, Unoriginal, Predictable, Shit :)

  • Also, your defending Avatar, and you think X-men: First Class rips off a classic movie? Avatar is viscerilly entertaining, but despite the amazing special effects, Avatar is nothing more than a cheesy ripoff of Pocohontas, Princess Mononoke, and Dances with Wolves, set in space. Also, the human military in Avatar visualy rips-off the UNSC from the Halo series.

  • You're a 36 years old inmature pseudo-intellectual pretentious douchbag. Shakesphere said that nothing is new under the sun IN THE 15th CENTURY! It may be a similar plotpoint, but it's not a ripoff! Anwser me, do you hate all modern day movies?

  • The fuck, stop reading of a script.

  • Why is there so much hatred against Galen? Geez get over yourselves.

  • WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE SHAPE OF YOUR HEAD!?!?!? WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAA

  • dear gay

    please dont ruin any more of TJs video by being in them. thank you

  • GO FUCK YOURSELF FUCKFACE WHORE!

  • Geez your sooo annoying like god!

  • Other than Super 8 and X-Men: First Class you're right, most of these suck. But I still don't understand the hatred of Super 8 and X-Men: First Class.

  • "IT'S MORAL TO KILL HIM"?

    Uhhhhhh, how about that scene in which Prof X talks to Erik about how "killing him won't wring you peace"? What the fuck are you talking about?

  • You are just like Stan from South Park, except you're not funny. If you think Stan is right in his argument you are a tool and you would probably off yourself if it wasn't for youtube.

  • Wow this is so horrible lmao like you can tell he's reading from something...and such bad acting omg

  • At lease you have the balls to say what you feel. A lot of people have very cynical ideas about life but keep them tucked away due to fear of criticism. I am glad you said how felt about movies, I think you added a bit to it to make it more of an attraction and to get you more comments but at least you spoke your mind.

  • I'll bet you run a comic book store. Do you?

  • Jeezus, dude! Take a pill, will ya? Your rant rendered me comatose in 2 minutes! What a waste of an elaborate, articulate vocabulary! Chill.

  • if you read the comics you'd know why xavier let magneto live

  • By any chance the reason youre so cynical is cause you got duct taped naked and strapped with fake tits on your chest if front of your entire school? Haha you going to school.

  • Wow this is unwatchable.

  • @LtStarkiller Ditto, pal! Peace out.

  • @LtStarkiller True. :)

  • Go fuck yourself fucker!

  • @hallcyon your problem is that you hate everbody around you, including your "friends". Oh, and by the way, the reason why you think that potraying mermaids as vampire shark women is the most accurate portrayel of women in human history, is that unlike your "friend" TJ, you don't have a girlfriend and can't feel the touch of a woman without spending pocket change on it.

  • You give humans too much credit ^_^ I occasionally enjoy watching movies that make me angry. I tend to give movies the benefit of the doubt since they are all produced and developed by apes ;D

  • Dude, just don't watch movies if you hate them so much. I hardly ever get out to the theater any more.

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  • Galen, you should make a video about your favourite movies.