"Runners are always going on about this runner's high. After you finish a 26 mile marathon, you just feel incredible. That is why I... smoke, and drink. I get the same feeling from a flight of stairs!" ~LM
@PooonTangJuice The lady doth protest too much, I sincerely believe you hold the froggie in the highest regard in truth yet feel ashamed of your beastious love, ergo you is wude about 'im.
This brings back SO many memories! The bit about age is also hilarious! I taped this on VHS from the HBO special back in the day... my tape is long gone... do you have the whole show? PLEASE upload it if you do!! I would be most grateful if you are able to do it. Anyway, thanks for this bit!
This truly is one of the greatest comedy bits ever...and SO. DAMN. TRUE.
I remember seeing this early in my high school years before I'd even tried drinking, and thought it was hilarious. My friends and I would quote this a lot.
Larry is one of the all-time greats. I can remember a few years ago now, him talking of watching his father cooking a barbeque. I so wish I could find video of that routine.
I agree re: "become 21, turn 30". EVERYBODY thinks it's Carlin, including a friend who knew him personally and says he heard him do the bit. But I've never found video evidence.
I have a clip Larry doing the "aging" bit, from a UK broadcast of this same show (Montreal Comedy Festival, c.1989?) which converted from PAL to NTSC.
I did find a Carlin bit here called "Aging", where he says "You say you're 11-1/2, going to be 12, but you don't say you're 26-1/2'". That's as close as I could find.
The most dead on, true to life, we can all relate, funniest comedy bit's in humor history. *hic* excuse me. BTW as long as I get............--plot-- Never mind.
The absolute best! The first time I heard this was on a Rita Rudner special in 1991. I remember well because all my family had just come home from my Dad's wake, we turned on the tube and this became our comic relief. It certainly was hard not to laugh at this...
How is this appealing?
scottw182 6 days ago
I always liked Miller's material. Excellent writer. His delivery style was too
stilted and mechanical to enjoy watching him more than a few minutes. I
always thought he could have had a bigger audience if he came across
as more at ease on stage.......
And, yep! Gaffigan sent me here. Terrific post!
mrbarthoss1 6 days ago
Thumbs up if you've ever said And this time I REALY MEAN IT
broalonzo 1 week ago
Jim Gaffigan sent me:)
sarty 1 week ago 52
@sarty Aye, me too. Only on level 3 though.
Lexwalk 1 week ago
"You are artificial turf."
Alexlord0 3 weeks ago
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communistjesus 3 weeks ago
@communistjesus He's not dead, you moron.
AulunaRaie 3 weeks ago
I've hit level 6. He explained it in his podcast, check it out!
Maelstrom01 1 month ago
Love this bit. He walks aroung the village three times, then sets it on fire.
jec3791 1 month ago
ONLY FIVE ?
timeforavirus 2 months ago
I may hit level 7 ... just found out my wages got attached due to due to not my debt .. but my ex-wifes credit cards.. level 7 here i come
bruinsfleetcommander 2 months ago in playlist music
That's important - to ME!
nealart 2 months ago 2
Awesome - great at AA meetings!
lutherspaw 3 months ago
six if you live in a trailer park always gets me
Iberotimuka 3 months ago
"Runners are always going on about this runner's high. After you finish a 26 mile marathon, you just feel incredible. That is why I... smoke, and drink. I get the same feeling from a flight of stairs!" ~LM
JazzyJonas 3 months ago
Gods flashlight. Brilliant.
fossilfuelmusic 3 months ago
I have "Ruby" tattooed on my arm because of this routine.
tlee2626 4 months ago
@tlee2626 anything is better than that fucking frog!!!
PooonTangJuice 1 month ago
@PooonTangJuice The lady doth protest too much, I sincerely believe you hold the froggie in the highest regard in truth yet feel ashamed of your beastious love, ergo you is wude about 'im.
tlee2626 1 month ago
"That's important to ME."
gilesgoatboy 4 months ago
This brings back SO many memories! The bit about age is also hilarious! I taped this on VHS from the HBO special back in the day... my tape is long gone... do you have the whole show? PLEASE upload it if you do!! I would be most grateful if you are able to do it. Anyway, thanks for this bit!
K
artworks3d 4 months ago
No matter how much you've drunk, THERE IS STILL NO NEW HAMPER!!
seekoober 4 months ago
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SIX IF YOU LIVE IN A TRAILER PARK
Vincenteloco 4 months ago
LOL
Vincenteloco 4 months ago
LOL That end prayer is what we ALL say.
So true, so very true.
Archedgar 4 months ago
This guy is great
MrAmrguy 4 months ago
nominum quid geminus?
tjkin2 5 months ago
perfect
Iberotimuka 5 months ago
"If we all bought our own bar, WE CAN LIVE TOGETHER FOREVER!"
Basically a synopsis of Always Sunny in Philadelphia
TopGunOriginal 5 months ago 2
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TopGunOriginal 5 months ago
Awesome bit. So true
eagleskins 6 months ago
This truly is one of the greatest comedy bits ever...and SO. DAMN. TRUE.
I remember seeing this early in my high school years before I'd even tried drinking, and thought it was hilarious. My friends and I would quote this a lot.
keefriff99 6 months ago
Is this what they based The Hangover on? :P
CaptWildcat14 7 months ago
@CaptWildcat14 Maybe lol
beamerball666 6 months ago
Who is ruby??? :D
sandythebear 7 months ago
Who are the 5 that actually dislike this video...it is awesome!!!
wildbill92 7 months ago
@wildbill92 They ARE artificial turf!
fiquitoyunque 5 months ago
How I'm feeling right now
falara099 7 months ago
an absolute timeless classic.
calixa 9 months ago
Man, what year was this performed?
soulshower 9 months ago
the doorman
ShaithMaster 9 months ago
Larry is one of the all-time greats. I can remember a few years ago now, him talking of watching his father cooking a barbeque. I so wish I could find video of that routine.
kuraban1 10 months ago
funniest guy on the planet....jmo
rrhake 11 months ago
One of the best comedy bits ever! I've been looking for this one.
rrustxep 11 months ago
Whoa! Larry Miller had hair?
onexero1 11 months ago 3
Anybody here ever reach level 5?
tylerdurden3891 11 months ago 15
@tylerdurden3891
That's pretty much how most of my nights out end
aikitnx 11 months ago
@tylerdurden3891 Personally no but I've been to level 4
beamerball666 9 months ago
drinking a glass of Arrogant Bastard to this!!!
darktrhone63 1 year ago
Thank you for posting this. I have been trying to find it forever.
TheWick53 1 year ago
impeccable timing, fantastic delivery, gold Jerry, GOLD!!
islandsidetv 1 year ago 3
love this guy, spent hours trying to remember who he was.
As Long As I Get 7 Hours Of Sleep.......
usedforspam37 1 year ago
One of my favorite comedy routines ever. I've worked with Larry and he is funny on and off of the set all day long. He speaks from experience.
evilgram 1 year ago
One of the funniest and most well dressed comedians ever.
practicalwhacktical 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you've ever hit level 5! :-P
TheMaximusprime13 1 year ago 31
The three who disliked this must be too cool to drink...
gperson2 1 year ago
Does anyone know where you cab buy the blue barbershop/comb fluid? I have a hankering and I am stuck at Level 5!
Davester2112 1 year ago
IM DRUNK RIGHT NOW, I WATCHED THIS CLIP TO COMFORT MYSELF....I HATE DRINKING ALONE LOLZZ
princesayoleasa 1 year ago 2
wicked funny - I remember it from years ago, one of the best depictions of a night out ever!
mara235 1 year ago
Just saw Mr. Miller at my college! He was amazing, and said his stuff about drinking right down to the last word. A legend to say the least.
4d4jooz 1 year ago
Love this bit Larry is funny as hell, check out his podcast on itunes (Adam Carolla network).
I love this bit... Mainly cause I have lived it... Which make it all the funnier.
caveman73 1 year ago
Best quote: At the age of 30, the Sun is like God's flashlight :)) brillinat
smanole 1 year ago
I love this clip. I hear it on the radio every once in a while. I've had nights like that.
thespis05 1 year ago
i wanna like this but don't wanna mess up the 222 likes 2 dislikes stats!
aroncheema 1 year ago
You know the funny part about this... we have all been at each of these stages... some not all in one night.
cooburns 1 year ago
@qix77 I just wish i can find his take on skiing and why it's evil :D
newstarcadefan 1 year ago
Oh my god, I've done some of this
Intesivecarebear 1 year ago
hellafunny, great to see this part of the performance up here.
nashvilletexas 1 year ago
I agree re: "become 21, turn 30". EVERYBODY thinks it's Carlin, including a friend who knew him personally and says he heard him do the bit. But I've never found video evidence.
I have a clip Larry doing the "aging" bit, from a UK broadcast of this same show (Montreal Comedy Festival, c.1989?) which converted from PAL to NTSC.
I did find a Carlin bit here called "Aging", where he says "You say you're 11-1/2, going to be 12, but you don't say you're 26-1/2'". That's as close as I could find.
jodada 1 year ago
wish i could find the bit he did on aging on here, "you become 21, but you turn 30..."
pisses me off when i get the email of that bit and people always think its george carlin
michaelds204 1 year ago
Larry MIller is in the top 10 best comedians of all time
Jellogel 1 year ago
We're driven to Florida!!!
dzacharyharris 1 year ago 3
I'm between level 3 and level 4 right now.
GabrielWilsonCollins 1 year ago
Wish that woman in the audience would shut up...
metemi 1 year ago
Christian comedy sucks.
Sonicmountain09 1 year ago
@Sonicmountain09
Um, he's Jewish . . . .
electricboa 1 year ago
@electricboa He could have fooled...Wait - he did fool me.
Sonicmountain09 1 year ago
@Sonicmountain09
I agree wholeheartedly
Obeefnik 11 months ago
Yeah... but I don't know anyone named Ruby!
littlefirby 1 year ago
so funny
INTHEEND187 1 year ago
lol i love this guy! anyone know where i can get his its just words stand up?
chatanwarrior 1 year ago
The next time i drink, it will be to this dude.
uniontown50 1 year ago
i love this clip, its the darts xx
schooner29 1 year ago
The most dead on, true to life, we can all relate, funniest comedy bit's in humor history. *hic* excuse me. BTW as long as I get............--plot-- Never mind.
Jazmckay 1 year ago
one of the best skits ever
T0pcatFilms 1 year ago
Larry Miller is just one of the funniest, cleanest comedians ever.
Amastermagician 1 year ago
love it
freddarinn 1 year ago
I first this bit on Just For Laughs while I was in high school......it's just as funny now as it was back then!
krtprime 1 year ago
God. iTS %am and Weare dribing toflordia. LEVEL 5!!! WOOOOOO!
corgi4u 1 year ago
This is classic. Love it.
dkmdlb 1 year ago 3
This is hilarious if you have ever been in this situation. I have...a lot....alcoholism is sad...
yankee2110 1 year ago
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Mildly amusing... nothing more.
Actually, it's quite predictable and almost boring. Sorry.
ajbunny1 1 year ago
Actually so are you boring.. Sorry
Hockeymom1960 1 year ago
I heard tihs on the radio lolcats its funny.
LatexBeast 1 year ago
story of my life :)
Cutiepie2089 2 years ago
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I hope you guys are kidding. Larry Miller might be the worst comedian of all time.
smolanskyb 2 years ago
The absolute best! The first time I heard this was on a Rita Rudner special in 1991. I remember well because all my family had just come home from my Dad's wake, we turned on the tube and this became our comic relief. It certainly was hard not to laugh at this...
mprodz 2 years ago
Been there
Done that
Have the t-shirt
lost it, LOL
oldsreo 2 years ago 2
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this bit is so true lol.
frollun2 2 years ago 2
1 of the BEST comedy bits Ever!
Always loved this!!!
I raise my drink to him,LOL!
45gunner 2 years ago 48
do u have the whole hbo special of this? i luv it!!
Jackswild30 2 years ago
My favorite all-time sketch!
grlblu73 2 years ago 3
God's flashlight.
jvs512000 2 years ago
We are useing this in our Drama play about drinking
chadishot 2 years ago
were using this to :)
shaunregan43 2 years ago
you ARE artificial turf
thatamericanchick 2 years ago 2
if you live in a trailer park there is 6 levels lol!
redtape420 2 years ago
what is the name of this i cant find the rest of the jokes
BloodJoker 2 years ago
Dear god I have been looking for this for years! I had this saved at one point on a DVR but I lost it! Thank you who ever for doing this!!
UstraMage 2 years ago
This has to be one of the funniest clips about the problem with drinking.
Anyone who has ever had an evening of "levels" can relate and laugh til they cry
canfan39 2 years ago 33