Craig's Sayings

[w140fan]

Craig Tucker is bad ass

[RammingFausnut]

You can watch red racer anyday of the week..

I do watch red racer every day of the week!

[mimzombie121]

...i think u left out soooo happy

[TheDottigal]

wheres "if i could say _____ to the teacher id be so happy" and "yep if i haad wheels id be a wagon"

[Kringelchen100]

wich episode is from 00:06 to 00:09?

[SpacemanCraig468]

Craig is my favorite character next to Tweek.

[mysticalchoclate]

UH.

[rosuto167]

how can i resist an ass so great... so many people would take this out of context

[KeshaDinosaur55]

If i could meet avril lavigne and meet craig I would be so happy

[iTuneltUp]

Is it only me that noticed theres no 0:19 o:

[rgutierrez123100]

Dude what the hell started this gay crap involving the great main characters of south park u ruin the characters seriously not one of them have been hinted to be actually gay only pun intended

[kankuro876]

thumbs up if you love creek <3

[xAngelKissx651]

@kankuro876 hell NO its so f**king stupid and annoying

[kankuro876]

@xAngelKissx651 its fucking hawt :3

[xAngelKissx651]

@kankuro876 wateva floats ur boat

[MisBamse]

"HOW CNA I RESIST AN ASS SO GREAT?" xD

Gotta love craig <3

[bboyEBD]

╭∩╮（ 0︿0 )

[kit1236]

him an clyde sounds alot like

[xAngelKissx651]

THUMBS UP IF U HATE CREEK SO MUCH

[anna07850]

@xAngelKissx651 im with you its so stupid and gay its LIES!

[010Lindsay]

Don't just "OH" me >:O

[abooood95]

"What?"

[bushbasher85]

I see this was uploaded before the episode aired, but my favorite one is when he tells Kyle "Yeo and if I had wheels I'd be a wagon" 

[MisBamse]

@bushbasher85 What episode is that from? xD

[bushbasher85]

@MisBamse Don't remember the name of the episode but its the infamous Kanye West is a gay fish episode.

[MisBamse]

@bushbasher85 ooooooooooh it's the fish sticks episode! xD' Ahahahah that was funny ^^

[xAngelKissx651]

anyone know which episode 0:04 and 0;17 is from?

[alikatali]

@xAngelKissx651

Tweek vs. Craig :DD

[okwardsilence]

lol the last one hes like "UHH"

[BlackBat41]

LOL luv u Craig XD!! where's the last one's from?

[cocopuf97]

ok, three people put the same comment, n its still getting likes... some people are such dumb asses

[CupcakexKitty]

These make me soooooo happy.

[mitchypooz100]

haha always flippin the bird!

[Gothicskaterchic]

HOW CAN I RESIST AN ASS SO GREAT? <3 craig.

[AdiVampire]

i would be soooo happy

[beckz506]

just don't "oh" me lol xD

[The33Fumbles]

where are the sayings from the tourrettes episode?

[Brambleclaw825Luv]

at the end he said "ah" lmfao

[TaigaToraDora]

"What, what did he say about stripes??"

loved that episode xD Creek <3

[immadynamitexx]

How can I resist an ass so great!? ;O

Me: Flip him off (:

[hungryhungrymetroid]

Yea, don't just "oh" me!"

[kenziechick19]

And most of these were from Tweek vs ceaig

[kenziechick19]

How can I resist an ass so great?! Lolz I love craig's voice it's so funny

[CaptainCraigCrunch]

3 people just oh'd him.

[Deidaraisthabomb]

i miss the; spaceman craig xD

[legologo42]

@ 0:16

When he says "How can I resist an ass so great"

I sounds like he was at a strip club or something because:

1. the music in the background

2. the way he sounded

BUT! If you have actually seen this episode it was just Cartman bumping into Craig by trying to teach him how to fight.

[PikaPikakip]

Okay, the last one is definitely the best one.

[shadowoftheday45]

"It's Spaceman Craig..." should be on there!!

[OhMyGosh5634]

@shadowoftheday45 Really? I've never heard of that.

[shadowoftheday45]

@OhMyGosh5634 It was in The Wacky Molestation Adventure in season four. XD

[MsSparklebunny]

@shadowoftheday45  YA RIGHT? THAT ONE IS FUNNY!

[OhMyGosh5634]

But the thing is, how can I actually resist an ass so great?

[bunnylove191]

'AHH" XD

[1125megzdestar]

what ep. was 0:18??

[XTeiraChanX]

@1125megzdestar  tweek Vs.Craig

[assholekiller666]

@1125megzdestar Tweak vs. Craig it's called. probably one of the best episodes.

[xboxemo360]

yep

and if i had wheels,

i'd be a wagon

[JustinBeiberSasuNaru]

my favourite was the last one... :D

[danecook321]

If you put in "I would be so happy," then I would be so happy!

[KingIncorperated]

The ending xD

"Uh."

[callagator11]

im like craig in girl form. X3

[miss4getful]

@callagator11 i'm like craig and tweek mixed together (in girl form) XD

Weird much?

[callagator11]

@miss4getful Not really. My friend is a perfect image of clyde in girl form

[miss4getful]

@callagator11 awesome! XD 

[MistfireOfWindclan]

@miss4getful Join the club on that one.

[emilythathyperkid]

lol hes going to be my wall paper when i move..... and my bathroom will be clyde, and my kitche will be kenny unmasked, and my bonus room will be kyle..... yeah, i know im obsesed, but HOW CAN I RESIST A SHOW SO GREAT??? lol

[kankuro876]

@emilythathyperkid you are my hero ;-;

[namixasNOTnamora]

@kankuro876 D'awww thank you~!!! I say this while watching Kyle on my wall. (I'm in the bonus room LOL) Btw, this is me, I switched accounts. =.=

[Shubalai]

"How can I resist an ass so great?"

SHUT UP CRAIG, STAY FAITHFUL TO TWEEK :3

[Amazinggrace575]

I beat all of you people who say hes their boy freind. I married him when i drove through fairplay (the town in the south park basin of the san juans in colorado that south park is based on) with my class. PWND

[lostcause444]

Craig is the man.

[SuperPrettyKat]

'how can i resist an ass so great?'

XDXDXDXDXDXD

[theorangeprairiedog]

I love craig,His hat is awsome!!!



[dbmets9788]

if i had wheels, i'd be a wagon

[AleesaDellaRobbia]

UH! Lol

[TheBigGman101]

craig is an asshole ike is just plain awesome thumbs up if you agree

[DaveOcrap1998]

@TheBigGman101 Like cartman would say: Your a fucking faggot dude.

[craigmovieman]

my name is craig

[houndoomproductions]

@craigmovieman then i love you :3 (creepy much?)

[XxBloodRabbitxX]

you forgot the best of craig " if i could say shitballs to the *mumble* i would be soo happy "

[fuzzylittlebunny]

Which episodes did you use?

[makingfiendsfan]

what is the one where he said dont oh me 

[RenaRyuuguuRulez]

@makingfiendsfan

Tweek vs Craig,

Just watched it yesterday :)

[popularzelda]

Its a shame they dnt put craig on more episodes! hes my fave caracter ;n;

[luvanthonykiedis]

Ah Craig! Like alot of these are from "Tweek vs. Craig", right?

Well, I know the first one is from "South Park Is Gay"

Then one from "My Future Self N' Me"...and yeah. :D

[lilmissfarah]

is it pronounce Craig or Creg??? in UK we say craig like vague, not like egg...

[luvanthonykiedis]

@lilmissfarah Well here in the US, it sounds like "egg". ;___;

[fuzzylittlebunny]

@lilmissfarah I'm in the US, and I pronounce it Craig like Vague xD

[TheGoldEclipse]

Craig is my favorite and i wish, if i were a south park girl, i will be his girlfriend xD seriously, good character!!

[TigerRuby5]

@TheGoldEclipse  NO HES MY BOYFRIEND

[TheGoldEclipse]

@TigerRuby5 lol ^^

[TheGoldEclipse]

@TigerRuby5 It cant be because hes already mine ^^ xD

[syssadib123]

"How can I resist an ass so great?" What was that on? (Sorry, I'm so stupid) XDDD

[SuperDuperGir]

@syssadib123 Tweek vs. Craig.

[SuChan]

I hope, that my boy will be like Craig xDD

[mebemyself247]

haha i love the sarcasm in his nasaly voice....

i also like how hes talking with like no emotion is some of these sayings

[minibuni1]

I LOVE GRAIG!!! HE IS SO CUTE!!!

[TigerRuby5]

@minibuni1 i can do a good impersonaton of craig i love him to

[TotalDramaIsland5500]

How can I resist an ass so great?

Craig pwns

[tsukai4iraishi]

i luv craig! hes my fav!

[TigerRuby5]

@tsukai4iraishi  me 2

[skatereatsmonster]

hey you forgot when cartment gets to say anything bc he pretends he has a mental disease and clyds all like "IF I CAN SAY ASSFART TO THE TEACHER I WOULD BE SO HAPPY"

[TotalDramaIsland5500]

Craig has the sexiest Nasal voice EVUR!

[TigerRuby5]

craig is awsome .i love him

[happyrockybunny]

omg love craig lol.

lol at the end he says ugh!

[kendraelizabeth161]

lol so funny! XD

[rockleeluver4ever]

HOW CAN I RESIST AN ASS SO GREAT!?

[rockleeluver4ever]

how is dat racist u retard?

he was da one who sed it

[X5Exotic]

@rockleeluver4ever which episode plz ?

[OhMyGosh5634]

@rockleeluver4ever What was that from anyway? Which episode?

[CraigTuckerGrlfriend]

THAT SON OF A BITCH I'LL KILL EM! lol that was in the episode cartmen said tweek said that craig stuffs stripe up his ass every night befor he goes to sleep. XDD

[PartyPeople152918]

OMG Craig ROCKS! i also love his voice XDD

[Sasorislovery]

i looooove craig! and his voice! XD so nasally and froggy. his parents sound the same way XD

[abslexly]

DON'T JUST OH ME

[turkey9494]

*everyone shows their middle finger this moment* xD xD xD

[hbbtgurl]

These are hilarious!

[rach07S]

lol I love Craigs voice

[randigaleandtk]

What was on the news?

I love this channel.

[randigaleandtk]

How can I resist an ass so great?

XD

[MadeupSPEmilyPyro]

LOL XDD

[shibbe619]

Nop :D

[keegan123]

THA SON OF A BITCH! ILL KILL HIM! WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT STRIPE!? haha his guenea mpig ^^

[daisynaruto]

Ha how can i resist a ass so great totally out of contexts XD

[Sasorislovery]

it all makes sense when you watch tweak vs craig XD