Star Trek Guy.

[TheStarTrekGuy]

What's with the obnoxiously huge VISOR and no rank pips?

[blarbos]

hahahaha, damn its sad more people dont appreciate this type of humor!

[pinkybill2003]

WIIIN!!!

..'please don't be like that..' END.

LOVED the 'engage' takes. and yes, i realize everyone has already commented on '1301'....but....yeah..... however the humor was good enough to overlook that.

HOLY CRAP the Hives was the PERFECT music for this. good job!

[TheNani1995]

You all need to stop hating on good old Riley!!! He's pretty much my favorite person EVER!!! :D

[InsaneChef]

is it bad i didnt get a word he was saying? wtf is he on about?

[a57]

marry me

[rangeclerk]

I think u hit your nose with the lightsaber---this is what Star Trek has become---

[luke12057]

how gay

[iimitgotg]

this kid needs to try acting. haha

[SteveTheMeek]

lovely

and pretty disturbing stuff...

FOR TRIBBLES.

muahahahHAAHAHA

Qapla'!

[310BPM]

"Not Star Trek.

Worst birthday present ever, Mom."

This was great.

I love Star Trek.

You should do another Star Trek video incorporation other seasons of Star Trek.

Except Voyager. Voyager sucked.

[SteveTheMeek]

Hear hear!

[310BPM]

I think I meant "incorporating".

But yeah, Voyager still sucks and this video still fucking rocks.

[rsbandbj1j2j3]

awkward.......

[zombie173]

what is star trek? is it a film or something?

lol either way, this is really funny

[campwinnarainbow]

ha ha ha!!!!!

[campwinnarainbow]

Your funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BUDGEUS]

I'm glad someone put the time into it, I bet that so many years went into that, thank Christ for you. Why not Hercules and Hellraiser? You're a spinner that is bringing me to reality so bloody easily, thanks again.

[lemonstonecircus]

oh, my god... What the fuuuuck? I'm shocked...

And btw! Star Trek SUCKS! BIG TIME! Star Wars rules!

[angelicreckoning]

Yeah, Phantom Menace wasn't that bad, but the last two were awesome! I can't wait until they come out with part 4!!1

[HotIrishSk8ter]

U like the hives don't u? nice song choice.

[demonx406]

This is like... the best video ever. He even mess up the NCC on purpose. A+++ Good seller!

[DasBoSchitt]

Please don't be like that ...

[LVOWL]

thats my kind of guy ;D

[CWBookthief]

AWESOME

[loveualatte]

LOL!@"worst birthday present ever" My bf hits me with the "engage" or "make it so" lines.. cracks me up every time. hehehe.. cute video .. thanks junkstock

[junk007stock]

Welcome you loveualatte.

[junk007stock]

Great video. 5 stars and favored.

[faceyfaceface]

Star Trek is so good. This video is almost as good as Star Trek.

[onionovalord]

All you needed was a star trek watch....

[IndiaSevenSeven]

Almost rickrolled

[cward127]

good song, a stroll through hive manor corridors - the hives and funny vid

[cushlinkes]

You're the funniest guy on You Tube!

[SirSlarty]

Great!

[brookstv06]

lol

[serialclone]

You owe me a new pair of pants!

[Jacklolwtf]

THIS IS A DISASTER YOU INCORRECTLY SAID THAT THE ENTERPRISE REGISTRY WAS NCC-1301 WHEN IT IS IN FACT 1701 AND WITH A SUFFIX LETTER INDICATING THE PARTICULAR SHIP'S PLACEMENT IN THE LINE OF SHIPS CLEARLY YOU DO NOT KNOW THE FUNDAMENTALS OF TREK THIS IS A DISASTER

...great video. Hahah

[dogspawn]

Jacklolwtf :) The only way your comment could have been better is if you left off the non-caps bit at the end.

[Jacklolwtf]

Hahaha, yeah I was about to but I didn't want to get swamped by angry people thinking I was serious.

[dogspawn]

I really enjoyed this video, very funny. Everything about your style is great. Nice work. As others have commented, it is rare to see a video that is genuinely decent comedy.

[0B535510N]

Youre such a goon. ::awesome:: ;)

[katiekawaii]

You are absolutely hilarious!

[CaptainInternets]

This was fucking fantastic

[C0nfus3dAm3rican]

is it just me or are his pupils fucking huge when he's staring into the camera

[armyofmeisbliss]

ozmg!

this is really funny.

THIS IS ACTUALLY FUNNY.

not that smosh tish

[21treez]

did you seriously get a bloody nose? well, you worked with it...wicked funny!

[MalitiaNo9]

great effort !! keep on :)

[IO1011]

I didn't expect this to be anywhere near as good as it was.

[redgrog]

you are a very funny guy. Keep making videos!

[jisaid08]

At 1:09 you said the serial number on the Enterprise is NCC-1301 which is wrong its NCC-1701 idiot.

[RobotRiley]

you got me! good one/

[Aldarow]

Get a life, trekkie.... get a life.

Riley, job well done!

[jenniferlongbottom]

LMFAO! Please, I hope this comment is a joke...It is, right?

[Farnkd]

By the message boards did you mean sa?

[kingbraceblane]

That was amazing, I attend Star Trek Cons and dress up as a Klingon. Some take it too serious others like myself are pretty cool about it. But you forgot the other Picard catch phrase, "Make it so.".

[rwallaby89]

Now you're the bloody-nosed Star Trek guy.

[charliespikes15]

lol now i am the bloddy nose star trek guy!

[Nogeri]

warp core

[tindrum]

Comic genius, love it!

[jcarraway420]

wow

[HappyBunny001]

BAHAHAHHAHAH HILARIOUS!!!

[SFCN21]

Hello Crewmen

Im LtCmdr.J.Corman

Good works...further in such a way

=A=

[ridether]

Worst Birthday Present Ever Mom!!!!

[rj0421]

you suck ass

[fellowhobo]

your a baby "ahh momy i got a bloody nose" take like a man you litle bich. posting this video was a bad idea now every one can see this horibl shit you call a hooby

[LYDIAandSMITH]

wow, no comment.

[berserkerlonewolf]

What a fantastic post from a 13 year-old who doesn't know the difference between satire and a real blog.

Also, "Worst Present Ever, Mom!"

[Kriskazam]

dude.he's acting you retard

[interSomething]

Bwahahaha.

[Prankenberry]

Take the watch off in that uniform mister.

[20251945]

Dud that vid was hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[silvmutt]

you might need to get your nose coderrized...silver

[Bicycle808Spades]

Ok that made my day :) Keep up the videos

[xxLextalionesxx]

"Worst Birthday present Ever Mom!" LMAO!

The bloody nose was a great touch. You're awesome.

[MushookieMan]

the poor child is obviously suffering... star wars is better and he won't face the fact

[PsychoSnowMan]

Picard puts the emphasis on the 'age' not the 'en' in engage.

[ATMGfilm]

Dude, I love all your videos. Comedy gold. Never stop making these!

[Pancakesareyumm]

rofl the bloody nose was funny

[pspfan2468]

lol

[positivovic]

hahahaha star trek guy

[onionovalord]

Whoa momma. You totally nailed trekies.:)))

[lostfreak4815]

ahahahahah, "Not Star Treck, worst birthday present ever mom!"LMAO

[praetoriaen]

What a nerd! I like star wars better.

L.O.C.

[HesterMcLester]

Superkickass.

[meinsla]

"Worst birthday present ever, MOM." lmao.

[troyfriesen]

i like it gow he had the picure framed

[ISeverythingOK]

hahahaahahahahahahahahahah

[stuartmoffatDOTcom]

this is the funniest thing i have seen in EVER!, I am putting it on display on my main page!

[HouseholdHacker]

Amazing.

[lars2087]

Riley dont stop making these videos! they bring me the ut most glee when i watch them!! I think you should record one of your many poems to share with everyone! :) keep it up

[Diorama42]

hehe, its a funny vid though, liked the lightsaber gag + the nosebleed. also thats a pretty good impression of picards hand when he says "Engage!"

[Diorama42]

NCC-1301? good job nub

[RobotRiley]

I knew someone was going to catch that sooner or later. Good job?

[onionovalord]

what?

[finbarhh]

Wow, this kids good!

[Totallydistortedfilm]

Was a nose-bleed unintentional?

[Ilinsar]

Trekkie alert.

[Bacicot]

High-larious... Mom!...What?!?

[ceilibop]

love the backdrop and my favorite part was the light saber.

[grinick]

GOLDMINE

[nickoninternet]

MOM!

[dangerznet]

lolin at this

[TheLeif5]

goldmine

[HalsRing]

Also, you forgot black people.

[tlwalrus]

voted 5

[HalsRing]

Space Jew.

[zinaranger]

this one is GOOD. people be laffin all over the place.

luh you.