yeah guys say it more than girls....and it CAN mean you are going to get laid..... Should females have sex with ex's who "just wanna be FRIENDS"...?? what do you think Danny?
you've probably never heard the 'let's be friends' phrase after your balls dropped because you turned into a gorgeous creature and who the hell friend zones that?
The best way to defend against that is say sure,then leave,when they call you to hang out or something tell them you'r busy they'll either stop calling or become infatuated with you'r indifference,and really wanna hook up.Another good way is to say so what you think I'm ugly or something? If they say anything,even no I just wanna be friend's,then say man whatever,screw that,and storm off!
@cloudvol7 and so do I. 'just be friends' is a poor excuse, unless you have no choice but to see each other everyday, it won't happen. if you say 'what am i ugly', that will just make you look bad, you'll look desperate, immature. that would be why they said 'no i just want to be friends'. they'd be thinking 'sheesh what's gotten into him'
when someone breaks up with you, you go after them, call them, until you get an answer as to why, make sure they won't regret it. once they move on, you do to
@Blackjackkkkkkkkkkk Naaah, cracker, anyone who's mother tongue is in cyrilic or partially in cyrilic can understand that... so you're as special a people as a fly at a cow's ass is special to the farmer milking it. So... ya know :P.
@SaxophoneDeBlue Then Stop being a coward and actually say what you mean, instead of hiding your inner emotions with an overused phrase. And if you say that to a person, then they might think that you'll still want to hang out with them, and may continue to bother you. SAY WHAT YOU MEAN.
0:02 :)
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madismusic1 1 week ago
@lovelygirl12396 im a girl lol...
Bekzstar 1 week ago
it uts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose...little silence of the lambs quote there
TheElectricBlue13 1 week ago
this is my favorite video of his
stephcharb4 2 weeks ago
More serbian lesson soon? :D
MixCompact 3 weeks ago
I took my friend trevor and tied him up with duct tape and left him infront of the computer playing the nyan cat. 14 hour version.
Blueeyedchickadee 4 weeks ago
They don't?
DKlv69 1 month ago
Fag.
FluffyTheRaccoon 1 month ago
@FluffyTheRaccoon oh by F A G you mean Fucking Amazing Guy
makeuplovetv 1 month ago
i don't get the end.
300awesomegirl 1 month ago
your a little strange ya know that?
ChristinaTify 1 month ago
can you do a video on how to make a hover craft?!
makeuplovetv 1 month ago
what the fuck was that part at the end
fenderjb2112 2 months ago 2
Oh danny i love you!...just kidding. Can you please make a video on why we have long fingers?
luver405 2 months ago
yeah guys say it more than girls....and it CAN mean you are going to get laid..... Should females have sex with ex's who "just wanna be FRIENDS"...?? what do you think Danny?
killa46464 2 months ago
does anyone else notice the fuking monkey raping the computer??
ajyoville101 2 months ago
really....? Cause Uh..Guys Say It More Than Girls?
OMGsquirel26 2 months ago
i dint listen to this whole video so i dont know anything about it
MsAmericanswede 3 months ago
do a video on subliminal messages in disney movies :DD ehehe
tiarebaby 3 months ago
do a video about why horses kick..ha
meandyouonetime 3 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
Your so handsome and smart Danny:) I love you!
pwabi12345 4 months ago
haha i loved the last part XD
djr3099 4 months ago
I got that one day from someone I reallyed love, He's know the person I hate the most
PhoebeThePussyCat 4 months ago
theres a monkey tryiing to rape a computer moniter..
CheeseNCrackersSSM 4 months ago 100
@CheeseNCrackersSSM Yea there is a monkey trying to rape the monitor O_O
TurBecky 1 month ago
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@CheeseNCrackersSSM Ya there is a monkey trying to rape the moniter
TurBecky 1 month ago
Slovenians, Croatians, Serbians and all other coutries south to the Turkey understand it.. the word.. u pičku materinu...
FireFrostSLO 4 months ago
LOL @ 1:16 if you tilt the screen forward it looks like he's wearing a mud mask
crownedkitty67 4 months ago
That first video response is amazing!!! Watch it!!
Rosebff1223 4 months ago
Danny yhu sld do a show about friends with benifits..
katlovr1 5 months ago
@211JBlover it means "Do as I say or I'll wear you as part of a coat!" lol
JessicaToolbar1 5 months ago
*gasps* theres only 1 top comment! this is my chance. ahem..... boobies
Bekzstar 5 months ago 195
@Bekzstar wow never seen that one bro
FoomerFilms 2 months ago
@Bekzstar well played...well played...
Verradonairun 1 month ago
@Bekzstar there is somethin wrong wit u man dont talk bout us girls and our boobs lol
lovelygirl12396 1 week ago
you should do a vid. were you explain why half your mustache is shaved off
MrGiggabites 5 months ago
OMG itz a cheeky monkey webkinz on the moniter xDDD
MyEyesTellStories 5 months ago
It's from Hannibal lector moron...
Duuuurney 5 months ago
LOOK THE MONKEY ON MONITOR bouahahhaha xD
MrJedrilicar 6 months ago
That line happened to me only one time but it was by the best and most amazing girl ever so it kinda sucked!!!! But she is still my best friend soooo
Flabagits 6 months ago
hi friend
disizgudforju 6 months ago
yes it is true he does love us like lemon drops
emobunnyanimegirl 6 months ago
I love you my Lemon Drop! You're pretty awesome!
JillyWilly94 6 months ago
pause at 0:02. XD
Jenny7753 6 months ago
Lets just be lovers (I have to use that now!!)
666jimmysmusicgirl 7 months ago
Danny, if u make a vid bout why i an idiot, ill be your best friend :D
Jailchiken7 7 months ago
XD everytim12e you said "just be friends" i kept singing the song...^o^
Voca 4 ever!!
Rrrita413 7 months ago
Hey Danny make a video on "how to get over a idiot who broke your heart."
puppylover8011 7 months ago
Danny make a video "how to make a sandwich for school" :D
boxsn 8 months ago
You shallL do an gradual report on astronaught training. Don't ask why.
TheSBongo 8 months ago
He quoted wrong.
It's "It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again"
GOD DANNY
holboll09 8 months ago
My boyfriend's name is ryan... How the hell did he know i was breaking up with him
Fluffyninjacutie 8 months ago
it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again XD silnce of the lambs
pitbullica 8 months ago
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I have heard boys saying it!
Nimoitemaea 8 months ago
I have heard boys saying it!
Nimoitemaea 8 months ago
OMG PRESS TRANSCRIBE AUDIO AND PREPARE TO PEE YOUR PANTS!! unless of course you arent wearing any pants...then youll just pee
Emilysvlogz 8 months ago
I'm just gunna say, but I have hat same Monkey...:D
RoseAmongstThorns96 8 months ago
you've probably never heard the 'let's be friends' phrase after your balls dropped because you turned into a gorgeous creature and who the hell friend zones that?
converse0nerd 9 months ago
what the fuck is that in the end?
converse0nerd 9 months ago
haha Joe Dirt reference, "its puts the lotion in the basket or its gets the hose" haha that was a funny movie :)
DubstopherWubson13 9 months ago
@DubstopherWubson13 Joe Dirt was referencing "The Silence of the Lambs". Its a Classic thriller.
theplanet1985 9 months ago
what ever camera you used for this video, keep using it, it give a great look
sportyabi007 9 months ago
hi danny we love your work .do a gradual report for chuk norris
Zavaga15 9 months ago
I LOVE YOU, and if you believe me...It's true :D
LittleSusie95 9 months ago
hahaha.. why did you bring Winnie the Pooh in to this?.. LOL..
94REGD 10 months ago
I <3 the monkey on top your computer :D lol
cheeseonpigs 10 months ago
it gets the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose.....................wth does tht mean hahaha
sarahll1417 10 months ago
A pretty useful phrase on the day after a drunk night.
Kozu313 10 months ago
What came first the chicken or the egg??
MrJoshulmer 10 months ago
@MrJoshulmer Dany did!
boomqwer 9 months ago
fluffy fish ..... if u no wat im tlking about then u no me heheehhe
emo125awesomeness 11 months ago
HAHAH! have tache!!! x
ChizholmJr 11 months ago
Can you do a video on Facebook, i'd love to see what you come up with! :) <3
ajheart2010 11 months ago
you should do a video about facebook
2195Tina 11 months ago
I challenge you to make a video about 75 cute words that start with "b"
Popmax79 11 months ago
someone needs to practice shaving... :)
KittieKatGrl 11 months ago
YEA HE MUST REALLY LIKE THAT MOVIE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!!
LAZYTURTLE92 11 months ago
Ur obsessed with Hannibal Lecter :DDD
TheMancarCamoran 11 months ago
Isn't it "It puts the lotion on it's skin", not basket? o.o
VioletWolf24 11 months ago
I want to be YOUR lover :D
rozaliya19 11 months ago
Winnie The Pooh Prom Queen xD
TheEmanuel555 11 months ago
I'm friends with my ex......but we have benefits ;)
shatteredglassart 11 months ago
You ARE COOL
anm1 11 months ago
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Danny, let´s you and me be friends!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!
jorandb 1 year ago
in the end:
OH MY GOD, WHO WAS THAT? WHAT DID HE SAY? I BET IT WAS HIMPORTAIN (with the H)
wiggs333 1 year ago
The best way to defend against that is say sure,then leave,when they call you to hang out or something tell them you'r busy they'll either stop calling or become infatuated with you'r indifference,and really wanna hook up.Another good way is to say so what you think I'm ugly or something? If they say anything,even no I just wanna be friend's,then say man whatever,screw that,and storm off!
cloudvol7 1 year ago
@cloudvol7 neither of those will work and they're both stupid -.-"
KiAce2 11 months ago
@KiAce2 Bullshit I know for a fact that they work.I speak from experience.
cloudvol7 11 months ago
@cloudvol7 and so do I. 'just be friends' is a poor excuse, unless you have no choice but to see each other everyday, it won't happen. if you say 'what am i ugly', that will just make you look bad, you'll look desperate, immature. that would be why they said 'no i just want to be friends'. they'd be thinking 'sheesh what's gotten into him'
when someone breaks up with you, you go after them, call them, until you get an answer as to why, make sure they won't regret it. once they move on, you do to
KiAce2 11 months ago
@ToastKing432
It's actually from silence of the lambs
KilnerKlan 1 year ago
U PICKU MATERINU = inside of pussy of your mother
Only serbians can understand that :) We are very special people :P :)
Blackjackkkkkkkkkkk 1 year ago 44
@Blackjackkkkkkkkkkk LOOOOOOOOOL :P covece, ma genije si :D
MarinaLovesMakeup 1 year ago
@MarinaLovesMakeup u picku materinu! :D :) odakle si? :)
Blackjackkkkkkkkkkk 1 year ago
@Blackjackkkkkkkkkkk iz beograda, ali zivim u kanadi :P a ti?
MarinaLovesMakeup 1 year ago
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@MarinaLovesMakeup Banja Luka :)))
somi_b@hotmail.com :PPPP
Blackjackkkkkkkkkkk 1 year ago
@Blackjackkkkkkkkkkk I can understand and I'm Croatian
TheTomislavko 4 months ago
@TheTomislavko no you can`t ... you are USTASA JEBENA!!!
Blackjackkkkkkkkkkk 4 months ago
@Blackjackkkkkkkkkkk A TI SI UŠLJIVI NEPODOJENI ČETNIK IZ EPRUVETE
TheTomislavko 4 months ago
@Blackjackkkkkkkkkkk and croatians.. :D
Avdallabill 4 months ago
@Blackjackkkkkkkkkkk Naaah, cracker, anyone who's mother tongue is in cyrilic or partially in cyrilic can understand that... so you're as special a people as a fly at a cow's ass is special to the farmer milking it. So... ya know :P.
samaro09 4 months ago
@samaro09 I know that .
I was just makeing a joke :P
Blackjackkkkkkkkkkk 4 months ago
@Blackjackkkkkkkkkkk Ya man, likewise. But still.... pigeons.
samaro09 4 months ago
@Blackjackkkkkkkkkkk sooo special :D
anchy295 4 months ago
DO ONE ABOUT DINOSAURS :D:D:D HEHEHE ... plzz . :)
p.s. ; YOUR AWSOME !
13taytayandrea1 1 year ago
When you said it puts the lotion on the skin you got that from Joe Dirt.haha i love that movie
ToastKing423 1 year ago
The last three seconds almost killed me :D
vandirk86 1 year ago
who else google translated PICKU MATERINU
evcoproductions 1 year ago
@evcoproductions No one, u pich(č)ku mater with bre... xD
pajokamikaze 1 year ago
You know what he should do a show on why we use words to describe words!
lizwhoo 1 year ago
u know what made me happy...he said basket instead of bucket...thanks for using the correct noun Danny.
p.s. love the pooh bear suit!
SCARletCharlotteBite 1 year ago
Hey, that comment guy is wrong! Girls hate it to!
viva9626 1 year ago
hi is not wite skin .. fucking gypsy not a Serb
SRBINnbg29untilidie 1 year ago
@SRBINnbg29untilidie Uredu... kinda racist....
jurassicpark4ever 1 year ago
if i want just a friend ... i'll hang out with my aunt .. bitch
mmm45sa 1 year ago
lets just be friends is like saying the dogs dead but can we keep it
timelordcreation 1 year ago
i bet so many girls when 'lets just be lovers' came up, they were like "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"......
streets2020 1 year ago
@streets2020 REALLY i was!!! im not even joking i was like YESSS. BED BUDDIES and MAN TOYS
SCARletCharlotteBite 1 year ago
OMG I JUST WATCHED THAT SOUTH PARK LAST NIGHT!
jojoo1396 1 year ago
Is it just me or did the right side of his face have more facial hair than the other
OriginalityImpaired 1 year ago
XD south park ! 1:21
puppyshade 1 year ago
love the quote from Silence of the Lambs
BigAssROMAN 1 year ago
WTF what was that bear suit LOL Danny teleported in Antartida :D
inviernos1 1 year ago
your a bad friend danny lol
DjomlaTheSerb 1 year ago
When I say "Let's just be friends" I mean "I hate you and I never want to see your stupid face again." just fyi....
SaxophoneDeBlue 1 year ago
@SaxophoneDeBlue
That's just because you are a massive bitch.
springbokk4life 1 year ago
@SaxophoneDeBlue Then Stop being a coward and actually say what you mean, instead of hiding your inner emotions with an overused phrase. And if you say that to a person, then they might think that you'll still want to hang out with them, and may continue to bother you. SAY WHAT YOU MEAN.
ProtectorProductions 1 year ago
@ProtectorProductions ok, but you gotta go first.
SaxophoneDeBlue 1 year ago
@SaxophoneDeBlue Just did.
ProtectorProductions 1 year ago
@ProtectorProductions I don't think so...
SaxophoneDeBlue 1 year ago
@SaxophoneDeBlue Check again... I'm done arguing with someone with the mind of a child.
ProtectorProductions 1 year ago
@ProtectorProductions That doesn't even make sense! Why are you arguing with...yourself...?
SaxophoneDeBlue 1 year ago
did you have a stroke as a baby? ur hair only grows on one side of ur face?
dhatech 1 year ago
howa bout doing a report on u NOT SAYING THE F WORD IN UR FREAKING VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!
raccoonpokemon 1 year ago
Let's just be friends
translation: I don't want to touch you... but... your nice?!?!?!?
brandtaylor93 1 year ago
what the hells wrong with your facial hair dude
Obedience100 1 year ago
Can you please tell us the significance of the little monkey?! Make an episode about that. Preferably translated in Serbian :)
sstuod1 1 year ago
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. it puts the lotion in the basket.
themassivefail 1 year ago
@themassivefail actualy he says both
bannanaization 1 year ago
@themassivefail He does say basket
Guitarzan747 1 year ago
whatz that in the end ,I WANT TO SEE IT :D!
MrDjurRra 2 years ago 72
@MrDjurRra It's Danny's video "Hamster Ball crosses frozen lake". :)
Eva12496 6 months ago
Let's just be friends! U PICKU MATERINU!!! ;D
Puky90alo 2 years ago 112
its so funny 50/50 and so yer... not being friends
untamed42 2 years ago
Danilo...do you really love us?
nikola1389 2 years ago 4
It puts the losion on the skin... xD
vukvolkov 2 years ago
bas je super
MarkoB95 2 years ago
I love you too :D
jbiro10 2 years ago
Haha I know Ryan Delia. We're friends. He's cool:)
Mkeffer13 2 years ago
hahaaaa
lujke456 2 years ago
has that man acted in american pie 5 that erik+stiflers cousin?
lejapeja 2 years ago
I Love The Ending (: Made Me Smile
WobbaLobba90 2 years ago
hey ur mustache and beard in this video is like blotched randomly on your face
kainih 2 years ago
LoL
filip9912 2 years ago
winnie the pooh prom queen
ahahah koji si ludak jbt!
cocilija 2 years ago 3
Lol Nice Endingg!!!
JABBAWOCKEEZgurl2 2 years ago
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these gradual report clips are getting tiresome.
baddmanaz 2 years ago
he reminds me of count olaf 0.0
theUltimateNinja15 2 years ago
Hahaha Jim!!
DrKidd8 2 years ago
WTF that ending made me lol
ImASickShot777 2 years ago
I <3 the monkey...on the monitor...
joxablockout 2 years ago
Wow Dany loves me! And you,and you,and you....If you belewe it xD
Onhaus92 2 years ago 2
Now when you have done the "Let's just be friends" sentence, you can also do "It's not you, it's me".
pericajebac 2 years ago
yet again another vid to make me happy inside. i laugh @ ur vids almost every day..ur amazing. FILARIOUS (big letters)
talkingstrawberries 2 years ago 2
HAAHAHAHA, your vids crack me up!
vplmuse 2 years ago 2
the ending was really random XD
6jonathan1 2 years ago 2
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ryryryanxP 2 years ago
and if you believe me, it's true!! lol....
Marija381 2 years ago
LMFAO the ending was great!
TheGavin71 2 years ago
i'm danny, ima big queer
mondaymorninbongtoke 2 years ago
kako si polupan jbote xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
exail93 2 years ago
The end was...one of the most random things ever XDDDDDD I was NOT expecting that xD
UrMomsAcc 2 years ago 2
Lol what up with the ending so random :)
tiffyb2fly 2 years ago
It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose...
I never got what that meant, can someone explain?
chickennuggetmobile 2 years ago
watch the movie silence of the lambs
hermetikkbox 2 years ago
Hi Danny
Can you please explain what the testicular looking things on goats chins are.
cublinka 2 years ago
i love you, and if you believe me, its true! lolol i laughed so hard
CelyBadacelly 2 years ago
i have been doing the wrong thngs damn
imfamoussk8 2 years ago
"Let's just be lovers" AHAHAHAHAHAHA! That made me laugh so hard.
lazylank 2 years ago
hahahahahahhhahaha
ReDsOxFaN4LiFe1 2 years ago
im sorry, i keep coming back to this vid and i just cant obtain a clear understanding as to what you're doing at the end??
XxGuardian337xX 2 years ago
LOL! I don't think any of us can, but it is great nonetheless.
lazylank 2 years ago
the reference
GOD DAMN IT MADE ME LAUGH
anomaly206 2 years ago