Dear Miracle Whip, Shut up, Blend in, Do us all a favor and disappear (in the background or foreground, I don't care), You won't even be playing second fiddle (you don't even make the cut), You taste awful in a sandwich, You don't belong anywhere near salad, No one spreads you on their panini (What the hell even is a crostini?), We know when you're in there because it tastes awful, You're not like the other because the others are actually edible, You're as unique as a turd, So tone it down.
And for everyone arguing over whether or not MW is a Mayo product or not, here's the low-down: By U.S law, Mayo MUST have not less than 65% oil (by weight), and the Miracle Whip from 10 years ago (when oil was still it's FIRST ingredient) had only 40% oil (Maximum). Nowadays, it wouldn't even match the minimum oil content for "Salad Dressing" (i.e. 30%), so it's REALLY gone downhill as a product. In the 1930's it was basically a Mayonnaise recipe watered down with cornstarch and water ;)
This cynical, insulting, and patronizing new Kraft Miracle Whip campaign is ridiculous! It's pushing a product whose sales WOULD NOT HAVE DROPPED OFF if they hadn't changed the recipe in the first place! (Making WATER the primary ingredient!)
DAMN! There ain't no need to make flashy commercials trying to "net" the youth market, when all they need do is bring back the original 1930's Miracle Whip recipe!
enjoy your hipster mayo, faggots. i bet the people who like this (like my dad) enjoys pepsi, twilight, nintendo, photoshop, ed hardy clothing, and fallout boy. 10/10 will rage again!
Apparently this is what KFC use for mayonnaise. I fucking hate normal bland moronic mayonnaise. But KFC mayonnaise is the shit so I've ordered some of this. Hopefully it's the same!
Well I'm not 100 percent sure its the exact same recipe. I need to have both side by side sample them at the same time. A friend of mine also tested it but he does think its the same.
It's definately a lot sweeter than normal mayo but I find it leaves an oily coating in my mouth and I don't remember the KFC mayo doing that. The elusive KFC taste may be still be a mystery for now or maybe it need the MSG in the chicken. Next time I get a KFC and can take it home I'll compare the two.
@Mycorhiza - Actually, KFC and Miracle Whip go back a LONG way... Colonel Sanders used to use Miracle - and ONLY Miracle Whip - in his Cole Slaw recipe (along with tarragon vinegar and corn or cottonseed oil), however, modern day KFC is nothing like it used to be... and neither is Miracle Whip! You see, after the year 2000, Kraft started using more water than oil in the product, which made the taste much blander than before... it also meant that salads made with MW, become watery within 24 hours
@TheColonelsKitchen That's a shame, thanks for the explanation. I find that often happens, you really like a product then they go and change it to a "new improved recipe" when the old one was fine. I didn't realise they changed the sauce. I knew the amount of meat in the fillet burgers seemed to have been halved. Wish I could sample some of the old style sauce.
the day i saw this commercial all i could think was.. dude. its fucking mayonnaise..
but. i would like to go around and party with that shit, and share it with my friends. if it gets busted and the cops show up, ill just say in that fucking retarded announcer voice "We will not be quiet. We will not tone it down."
What the fuck. I was tripping on mushrooms and the audacity of the marketing team behind this really blew my fucking mind apart. To think that I could be off in fucking la la land then smacked into the reality of how lame people REALLY are. If you bought miracle whip because this commercial compelled you to then I feel sorry for you. Seriously thanks miracle whip your a bigger buzz kill than Buzz Killington.
Man you guys don't understand. You don't feel Miracle Whip, you just taste it. You don't see what we are and you don't understand who we are. You guys are just Mayo, bland and boring eggs whip. We're Miracle Whip, that radical condiment that makes sandwiches with they were not boring. We're hip, cool, and we don't play the fool.
This is happens when corporate big wigs get involved with marketing. Or your marketing department is a bunch of college kids who know how to use after effects.
Pathetic commercial kraft. It's almost as bad as isnack 2.0
I have no idea who the guy doing the voiceover is, but I know just from hearing his bored, uber-cool voice that I'd like to punch him in his smirking fucking face.
wish i was rebelious and unwillin to play second fiddle with a group full of people unwillin to play second fiddle. so were all sharin the first fiddle. wish i was there
Are they being Serious? "We will not tone it down!" Ohh! Those wild Miracle Whip eaters. Yah, I don't know about you but that Miracle Whip is WAY to much flavor for me. >.>
ps3specter 3 months ago
MIRACLE WHIP IS SO GODDAMN EXTREME!!!
anthonyacock 4 months ago
So...what *is* Miracle Whip? Is it some sort of egg cream substance thing?
ColdClamChowder 6 months ago
If ever my friends call me for a party around miracle whip-I will need to find new friends.
wildcardfox07 7 months ago
We are our own unique flavor, that millions of people everywhere eat every day.
carikittygeek 7 months ago
Mayonaisse=Good sandwhich condiment for turkey sandwhiches, etc
Miricle whip=Nasty, Proccessed white bird shit.
DeadlikeaPixel 7 months ago
Miracle Whip can be used as a hat, apparently.
brobbus0 8 months ago
Fucking mayo.
kellylizzz 9 months ago
I'm gonna be different and no one is gonna tell me how to live my life! Screw the Man! But please pass the Miracle Whip!
CrunklestheBear 9 months ago
I hate this fucking commercial!
wilbertohernandez 10 months ago
This is STILL the worst commercial I've ever seen
argebarse 10 months ago
I never knew that mayo was so XTREME...
what kind of crap is this?
1492eyes 10 months ago
And for everyone arguing over whether or not MW is a Mayo product or not, here's the low-down: By U.S law, Mayo MUST have not less than 65% oil (by weight), and the Miracle Whip from 10 years ago (when oil was still it's FIRST ingredient) had only 40% oil (Maximum). Nowadays, it wouldn't even match the minimum oil content for "Salad Dressing" (i.e. 30%), so it's REALLY gone downhill as a product. In the 1930's it was basically a Mayonnaise recipe watered down with cornstarch and water ;)
TheColonelsKitchen 1 year ago
This cynical, insulting, and patronizing new Kraft Miracle Whip campaign is ridiculous! It's pushing a product whose sales WOULD NOT HAVE DROPPED OFF if they hadn't changed the recipe in the first place! (Making WATER the primary ingredient!)
DAMN! There ain't no need to make flashy commercials trying to "net" the youth market, when all they need do is bring back the original 1930's Miracle Whip recipe!
/rant off
TheColonelsKitchen 1 year ago
Miracle Whip promises to make penises larger and boobs more voluptuous. GUARANTEED !
esoxlee12 1 year ago
This ain't your grammas mayo!!!!! Hell no son!
Mattitude75 1 year ago
MIRACLE WHIP GETS ME
JordanDusold 1 year ago
i tried miracle whip once and i think it's nasty
m0u0s0e0 1 year ago
enjoy your hipster mayo, faggots. i bet the people who like this (like my dad) enjoys pepsi, twilight, nintendo, photoshop, ed hardy clothing, and fallout boy. 10/10 will rage again!
AmIPoplarYet 1 year ago
Look at that fucking hipster.
rainonsunday 1 year ago
wow, how to make mayonaise look like something special.. :\
TheMcflyAddicted 1 year ago
miracle whip, its like mayonaise but for white trash
dtonbassist 1 year ago
This commercial makes me want to punt a baby through a window.
SamEighteen 1 year ago
Lame.
darickr 1 year ago
whip it back in!
connellmcg 1 year ago
this aint no rich white boy suburban mayonnaise this is innercity hood mayo!
STATUSthesleepers 1 year ago
Apparently this is what KFC use for mayonnaise. I fucking hate normal bland moronic mayonnaise. But KFC mayonnaise is the shit so I've ordered some of this. Hopefully it's the same!
Mycorhiza 1 year ago
@Mycorhiza
Well any update? Dying to get my hands on the KFC stuff!
Flintbox 1 year ago
@Mycorhiza
Well does it taste like it?
Flintbox 1 year ago
@Flintbox
Well I'm not 100 percent sure its the exact same recipe. I need to have both side by side sample them at the same time. A friend of mine also tested it but he does think its the same.
Mycorhiza 1 year ago
It's definately a lot sweeter than normal mayo but I find it leaves an oily coating in my mouth and I don't remember the KFC mayo doing that. The elusive KFC taste may be still be a mystery for now or maybe it need the MSG in the chicken. Next time I get a KFC and can take it home I'll compare the two.
Mycorhiza 1 year ago
@Mycorhiza - Actually, KFC and Miracle Whip go back a LONG way... Colonel Sanders used to use Miracle - and ONLY Miracle Whip - in his Cole Slaw recipe (along with tarragon vinegar and corn or cottonseed oil), however, modern day KFC is nothing like it used to be... and neither is Miracle Whip! You see, after the year 2000, Kraft started using more water than oil in the product, which made the taste much blander than before... it also meant that salads made with MW, become watery within 24 hours
TheColonelsKitchen 1 year ago
@TheColonelsKitchen That's a shame, thanks for the explanation. I find that often happens, you really like a product then they go and change it to a "new improved recipe" when the old one was fine. I didn't realise they changed the sauce. I knew the amount of meat in the fillet burgers seemed to have been halved. Wish I could sample some of the old style sauce.
Mycorhiza 1 year ago
So... Miracle Whip is mayo for hippies? I guess I'll have to buy regular mayo then.
JTMarlin8 1 year ago
most stupid comercial ever...
shit tasts gross and yeah anyone who
likes this comercial is retarded as fuck
BuckNastY64 1 year ago
really? good for you miracle whip
but mayo is great too you a-holes
i love the product
but i hate the ad campaign
AudiGal09 2 years ago
ummm. its only mayo.....can you imagine if they approached all product like this?? magnum condoms, pregnancy tests, foil, toothpaste, ha ha
Yesh628 2 years ago 2
the day i saw this commercial all i could think was.. dude. its fucking mayonnaise..
but. i would like to go around and party with that shit, and share it with my friends. if it gets busted and the cops show up, ill just say in that fucking retarded announcer voice "We will not be quiet. We will not tone it down."
seriously. what the fuck. who does this
ktj1144 2 years ago 4
my thoughts exactly lol
idk why but i hate the narrators voice so fucking much
AudiGal09 2 years ago
I was never sure about myself, until i saw this commercial. I am a spice in mircale whips unique blend! My sammich spread is so in your face!
sandinmycrack 2 years ago 3
hahahaha fucking idiots, I guess this is what you do when you are not good at anything, fucking miracle whip, wow
spratte 2 years ago
What the fuck. I was tripping on mushrooms and the audacity of the marketing team behind this really blew my fucking mind apart. To think that I could be off in fucking la la land then smacked into the reality of how lame people REALLY are. If you bought miracle whip because this commercial compelled you to then I feel sorry for you. Seriously thanks miracle whip your a bigger buzz kill than Buzz Killington.
itemnumbernine 2 years ago 2
what;s the background song? its pretty cool.
pauladanceluv 2 years ago
Man you guys don't understand. You don't feel Miracle Whip, you just taste it. You don't see what we are and you don't understand who we are. You guys are just Mayo, bland and boring eggs whip. We're Miracle Whip, that radical condiment that makes sandwiches with they were not boring. We're hip, cool, and we don't play the fool.
God damn this shit is gay.
cowbell1 2 years ago 14
Preach!
AudiGal09 2 years ago
This pisses me off.....
dinglewolfman 2 years ago
@dinglewolfman This pisses me off too. Hulk status angry. If youtube was a wall I would be busting through it right now.
itemnumbernine 2 years ago
@itemnumbernine like coolaid? :P different commercial dude XD
Entharion 2 years ago
@Entharion I was thinking that, but Hulk better conveys my anger lol
itemnumbernine 2 years ago
@itemnumbernine lol red is the color of anger, not green :P
Entharion 2 years ago
@Entharion You got me there lol
itemnumbernine 2 years ago
This is the stupidest shit ever..
Whats this supposed to be like an alternative Gen X mayo? Go fuck yourself Miracle Whip.
mickeyford 2 years ago 3
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Well, said man!
wilbertohernandez 2 years ago
This commercial is an insult to the intelligence of the human race.
joeymancuso 2 years ago 18
Miracle whip FTW!!!! This stuff changed my life man..
swoosh18 2 years ago
This is happens when corporate big wigs get involved with marketing. Or your marketing department is a bunch of college kids who know how to use after effects.
Pathetic commercial kraft. It's almost as bad as isnack 2.0
innetesco 2 years ago 3
that seems delicious
lolclashh 2 years ago
fuck mayo the he -she in the end is really scary and at 23 seconds who does that shit?
gtobeaner92 2 years ago
I have no idea who the guy doing the voiceover is, but I know just from hearing his bored, uber-cool voice that I'd like to punch him in his smirking fucking face.
flamecolumn 2 years ago 5
Funny commerical!
tonythecomputer03 2 years ago
Crap...
legrandcharles 2 years ago
fuck those stupid hipsters with their miracle whip, i'm four years ahead of the curve with RANCH.
bobzilla211 2 years ago 5
People don't freak out this way over MIRACLE WHIP...Really stupid commercial..
LiberalsAreWeak 2 years ago
I'm like tone it down miracle whip, and miracle whip is like BACK OFF MAN!!!
I'M MIRACLEWHIP!!!!!!IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!
sheer stupidity. what an embarassment.
is this a joke or is this a real commercial?
digitalwasabi2 2 years ago
so fucking lame . its just some shitty whip full of chemicals
gaynigerfrmoutrspace 2 years ago
Every night before I went to bed I prayed, "Oh baby Jesus, help me find my calling. Show me a sign!"
My prayers have been answered. Vast amounts of mayonnaise is the answer to life.
chbrules 2 years ago 3
wish i was rebelious and unwillin to play second fiddle with a group full of people unwillin to play second fiddle. so were all sharin the first fiddle. wish i was there
Bgrazier 2 years ago 4
They spelt 'flavour' correctly so that's a plus.
lyallsf 2 years ago
No, it isn't. It's just a ploy so they'll seem even more alternative and non-mainstream.
AnonymousJohnymous 2 years ago 2
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i luv this commercial. Does anyone no what the song in the commercial is?
xXxemoprincesxXx3 2 years ago
proof that ad execs can be some of the stupidest people on the planet ... good gracious.
happyicecream1234 2 years ago 2
I need this shit on my motherfucking sandwich right now.
OGnike 2 years ago 3
this commercial is fucking stupid
theodigital 2 years ago
whats the song called!!!!!!!
mance02 2 years ago
YEAH!!! You GO, Miracle Whip! Don't give in to The Man!
God, this commercial is stupid.
DekeRadio 2 years ago 3
lol
happyicecream1234 2 years ago
For too long I have searched for the voice of my generation. My search is over. Where will yours begin?
Brought to you by Miracle Whip
objectbeing 2 years ago 4
WTF? it's just mayonaise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nelly17ful 2 years ago
Are they being Serious? "We will not tone it down!" Ohh! Those wild Miracle Whip eaters. Yah, I don't know about you but that Miracle Whip is WAY to much flavor for me. >.>
queenhexa80 2 years ago
i hate this comerical cause my frend went off fuck man its merical wi like tone it dowm no i will not lol
hinder400 2 years ago
you said it, buddy.
drfunmd 2 years ago
I've rediscovered mayo as an acceptable condiment but WHAT
THE FUCK
IS THIS COMMERCIAL???
colinshark 2 years ago
Mayonnaise is fucking disgusting.
GANGLIAGOROTUS 2 years ago
FUCK YEAH MIRACLE WHI-
wait wtf?
heylookitsjonah 2 years ago 4
IT'S FUCKING MAYONNAISE!
Verveniotis 2 years ago 5
mayonnaise is a lifestyle
OGnike 2 years ago 5
@OGnike HAHAH
squishbucket 1 year ago
@Verveniotis its not mayonnaise, its fake mayonnaise that tastes like shit
Zooroonies 11 months ago