Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 16]

[libbiewovsu]

shane was way better back then. he is still awesome. i don't hate him

[goodgir188]

Shane Dawson!!!! *dies*

[TheZinkerton]

Amazingness

[NinjutsuNinjaQueen]

my two freakin favorite youtubers in one video :) so awesome

[98mmcc]

mairyln manson (however u spell that) has two hands doesnt he

[Mssampants88]

SHANE lol

[ShadowDevilism]

so THIS is shane dawson?? Wow....i thought he'd have black hair...not brown. Or a least dark hair

[NoTrainOnSundays]

I wet myself every time they sing the tootsie pop song :L

[muggle5972]

dude, we fucked last night!

[fluffekitty]

SHANE AND SWIFTY I JUST DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN!!

[Danooo798]

what was on his hand when he put them up?

[hawt4sanjaya]

omg shane was in your video yay yay yay

[yenkodog]

Do you sleep with a teddy?

Shane: If by 'teddy' you mean 'titties'........then no. -_-

LMAO.

[panicatthediscoqueen]

This was the first video I saw shane in!

[XxxMOTIONLESSxxX]

dude... we fucked last niqht ;)

holy shiiiiiiit theyre so hawt :3 hahaa

[CrunchGirl123]

*looks at toe*

Hey my foot is flipping me off :D

[cupcakessurrender11]

can i pay you to fuck in front of me? o.o

[GreenZebra2795]

I clicked 47.. how did I get here? :|

[newget546]

If they fucked and they had a baby...

THAT BABY WOULD BE A GOD.

and hilarious xD

[Taylor97Bug]

did anyone else notice his ring fall 1:40

[TheJessiebug]

You Know What's Funny Is That Whenever I Watch Swifty Videos I Think Of Shane And When I Watch Shanes Videos I Think Of Swifty.. And Then They Make one Together!! O.o That Was An Awesome Video By The Way!! Love You Both!!(: -3

[yangdamoose]

do u hav a twitter?

[MyBirthday10]

A youtube treasure

[JCrocksAwesomeness]

dear swifty, will you send me the video of you and shane last night?

[helenjunko]

Chachachacheetah!!!

[xoClassifieds]

mannn i remember when this video first came out. good times.

[Kaybeezie92]

This vid gave me a hairgasm. ;P

[hrsh4ever]

i miss those old ask swifties :(

[ilovesocialnetworks]

coconut

[LyaJen]

That's the stupidest question i've ever- banana. ^.^

[Lizzyirelandnfriends]

I love shanee

[xAndySixxLuva13x]

"Dude that is the most stupides- Banana... O__O"

[Purplekissxoxo]

hoooot

[dani88888888888]

Any body notice that when Swifty said "I've got twi hands people that his ring slides down his finger???? lol The little things I notice

[SDeezyFreak]

lol wow i never saw this one xD amazing

[OurGunsGoBangBang]

>:O No that is the stupidest question I ever bannana :|

[MyBirthday10]

You two should make a movie together!!! Please…..

[unicornzombie01]

If you two did bone,that would be the hottest baby on Earth!! <3

[MrsDawson00]

Oh my goodness. The 2 greatest people EVER in one video.. Mind=BLOWN O.O!!!! Not in a dirty way -.-' hehe XD

[gliterprincess102]

Mrtoytool hes wearing a ring

[GoonCrew0021]

Dude we fucked last night ;). hahahah superr funny videooo... Lovedd it :D

[dontbesurprised]

"I'm not gay...and I don't swallow."

Oh, how I laughed. Don't lie, Shane. You totally swallow.

[mrtoytool]

what happens on his hand at 1:40 to 1:42???

[RenMcAberae]

@mrtoytool

His ring slides down his bony ass fingerrr(:

[pawprint1059]

"Chris Crocker is a DUUUDE."

".......Whaaaaaaaaat?"

[busterbaby101]

"What do you think makes a girl pretty?" *answers with comment about middle toe*

me: *slowly looks down at feet* "......SHIT"

[InTheMouth2012]

(shane dawson) plz dont tell me u listen 2 merylon manson...cus u said u wood u take out ur ribbs...2 blow urself

[xPebaby97x]

Shane! You make yourself sound so scary in this video ;) hahaha

[kandeeland987]

wow shane is so short

[mrspuppylove2468]

FLY ON YO HAND!! :D

[xdracoxmalfoyxloverx]

Thumbs up if you remember when Shane told us about this video!

[saintvalentine666]

do you ever pee when you drink? no thats the stupidest-- oh!!

[NessyLuvzTheReadySet]

Dude, We Fucked Last NIght hhahaa i nearly pissed myself whhen i heard thhat :D !!! Shane and Swifty yhoo guyz are fuckin HILARIOUS :) i luv yhooo guyz!!!

[bellamyershannibal]

I have one of those weird second toes that makes me look like my foot is flipping you off....

[Haleighbabby14]

" id see how far his mouth culd stretch" *creepy smile* hahahaaah this literally made my Day!!!!;D

[xiplayallx]

you guys are wierd you seriously need a life

[MITBF4WOTL]

@xiplayallx bitch they have lives they get payed for this shit

more than you will ever get in your live

your mom shuda swallowed you

[nobolettu]

0:20 their faces are priceless XDD especially shanes

[kinxjones]

OMFG THIS IS SOO FUNNY

[xxTinyyNinjaxx]

I love this video its halarious!!

[SoDamnBionic]

hahahaah sexy emos :D

[ILUVUysoblu1]

did anybody else notice the ug on swifty's hand at 1:41

[Kendall192Baby]

@ILUVUysoblu1 thats a ring lol

[LizzieXoXoSOS]

haha there gay jk

[eminem334455]

fat albert duh hey hey hey hey hey hey

[xNiaKnockout]

How many licks does it take till you get to the center of a

I got it oh

How many licks does it take till you gat to the center of a

Oh Oh

[FlirtWithDanger07]

i liked the part where he said "dude we fucked last night".

[Simsplayer5]

Well... I just died. Two of the cutest guys on YouTube in one video. Damn.

[DeWyzeOne149]

Matt reminds me off Adam Sandler at 2:45

haha :D

[jmh4eva]

Haha Shane looks like such a rapist in this video :)

[mzkissukissu]

lolz "just kidding im not gay..and i dont swallow"

lmao

[reissyboy64]

today i was thinking, "i wonder if swift and shane dawsn have worked together or done somthing" i was thinking they would be a excellent duo and so it happends they actually have, i think you all would agree when i say, EEHHHGGZELLENT

[TeaDrinker3000]

Come For The Guys

Stay For Crystal Castles

[ImJebus123]

who else is watching this at 2:29? in the afternoon :DDDD no a.m.. O.o

[missmusic17ily]

OMG my two favorite youtubers on the same video!!!!!!!! :DDD <3 best vid ever love u both!

[xpress400]

stop at 1:08 and swity is like daterape face and shanes whiping hes hair

[ThAtJuLiAkId1004]

Lol lobster face at 2:53 xD that made my day

[nermchik]

THUMBS UP FOR SHANES SWIFTY AND SHANE

TOOTSIE POP

[HolloHorror]

adhd awesomeness

[BlurbsTheWord]

XsexytwinX I agree with you! Everyone you named are awesome and hilarious!!!

[zakfairff72]

this is awesome

[XsexytwinX]

the only thing that would make this episode better is if destry and nate were in it. swifty, shane, destry, and nate are all friggen hilarious :3

[xxfaint99x]

@XsexytwinX what about SMOSH?O: Or RWJ????

[XsexytwinX]

@xxfaint99x hahaha rwj is my dads initials.....i would not like my dad to be in one of the videos XD

[ivyleamonkey]

thums up if you laughed at them laughing at the "dude we fucked last night"

[NessyLuvzTheReadySet]

i freakin luv yhoo 2 an i luvv thiz video!!!

[FunkehhxPunkehh]

can't stop watching the bloopers over and OVER and OVVERRR.

[FunCrapTV]

I DIDNT KNOW YOU KNEW SHANE!

[flowknight]

sweet crystal castles

[KatiaLovesA7X]

Shane, Swifty and TotallySketch would be aweeesome if they made a vid all together:D<3<3

[haileytube01]

1:41 anyone else notice the fly on Matt's hand? xD

[RanDomStuFf1331]

The best youtubers in the same video :)

[heartz4ever123]

To much sexy for one video..........*dies*

[shustrik2592]

Hahaha this is amazing, can't stop laughing

[ItsMeTheLoverOfYou]

2 of the best youtubers EVER in one video??!?! hallelujah !!! :D

[Cheegle13]

Swifty's little laugh and "I'm sorry" at the end were the cutest things I've ever heard <3 :3

[winnienobody]

"dude... we fucked last night" *smile*

[Cheegle13]

Shane's smile is so big :) I love it :D

[EmmaH697]

I don't remember Shane Dawson being this nasty in his videos... Oh wait, we're at Swifty's channel that's normal.

[winnienobody]

@EmmaH697 shane IS like this on his channel. (:

[MpBloodElf]

2:35... i actually DO have that weird 2nd toe on each foot thats longer than the big toes!!! XD LOL.

[xxHardkorex]

penis

[likes2comment]

No what the fuck is your- COCONUT :D

[Cheegle13]

Iiiii just had a Shanegasm ;)

[ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe]

ur really fucked up but really fuckin majestic

[TessaMunHanLee]

MY FAV. ASK SWIFTY!!! X

[CarCar0981]

2:15  WHAT?

[HeyIAmACookie]

I.... Love..... This!

[blahers123]

shane dawson!!!!!!! <3

[TessaMunHanLee]

how menna licks does it take to get to the center of a ... I got it all! x

[DeWyzeOne149]

3:45 Matt is sooo adorable!!! :D

[TheEpicfail3]

shane looks like a woman thumbs up if you think swifty is better.

[iemobitch]

eh miss how both swifty and shane use to be. :/ better times

[RobertHarrisMusic14]

2:45. He sounds JUST like Adam Sandler!:D

[ThatOneTextingChick]

SHANE DAWSON CAME TO ALABAMA?!?!

i live there.

why couldnt you drop him off at my house?!

D;<

[555SceneQueen]

I LUV SHANE DAWSON!!!!!!!

[PoppyRendall]

just looked through all your videos to find this 1 XD <33

[gumbee3674]

Id see how much his mouth would stretch

[LightBlueEmily100]

lmao all the way through

[notemo212]

Shane is a little bitch in my opinion

[CrazyButterflyLove]

ok, WHAT THE FUCK. SHANE DAWSON IS NOW A POPULAR AND AWESOME AND SO IS SWIFTY. OK, THUMBS THIS COMMENT UP IF YOU AGREE TO THIS MESSAGE TO: SHANE, AND SHIFY. .......:

YOU, SHANE AND SWIFTY, SHOULD MAKE A FUCKIN' YOUTUBE ACCOUNT TOGETHER. WOOT WOOT. AGREED??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

[SoDamnBionic]

@CrazyButterflyLove but shane is more popular

[CrazyButterflyLove]

@SoDamnBionic I know. And it would be great because then they both will get more popular. And yeah.

[TheCinder21]

THE MOST AWESOME ASK SWIFTY EVER!

[AmandaDiamond90]

do u still live in alabama? how on earth did u get shane dawson to come all the way to alabama to do a video with u? ps i'm from alabama too. ROLL TIDE!!

[Lilmisraerae]

too... much... shexy funnie-ness..... (gasp)

[CSFan11]

i'm going to a crystal castles concert on the 14th, just because of this episode

[delaneyfosho]

MILK- mother i like to fuck:3

[cooktastrophe27]

I thought most people had second toes that are longer than the first.

[mandirawr]

oh my gosh, i love matt's laugh. :')

[TheMapleDreamer]

a milf is a mother i'd like to fuck

[ForgottenWarrior78]

@ 0:19 shane is all like "oh yeah we fu*ked last night" and swifty is all like "oh my gosh what did i do?!"

[MUCHAuUCHA]

CRYSTAL CASTLES !!! 

[MadeInJapan12]

I think i just had a heart attack. Im about to cut off my second toes for u shane! :( my heart is broken

[AundriSilva]

I LOVE THEM :DD

[kekeballa18]

Favorite ask swifty ever

[Letmegotowonderland]

this video hast the best hair.

[CutieTutie99]

MILF= Mother I Would F*ck

[briggitbro]

Oh my god, I remember watching this before I knew either of you. I thought you were fucking weird lol but now I know you guys this is one of my favourite youtube videos!

[lmbomg1]

SHANE DAWSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheCinder21]

FUDGING AWESOME!

[BlurbsTheWord]

Not a virgin?!?!!!

[skilletchick666]

@BlurbsTheWord ?



[cupcake9984]

Dude we fuckedast night Lol does that mean Shane's not a virgin anymore

[jevligtsmutsigdocka]

Has swifty got a bug on his hand @ 1:41 ?

[KatieBrittanyy]

@jevligtsmutsigdocka its a ring.

[jevligtsmutsigdocka]

@jevligtsmutsigdocka

Ooooooooooooooooh now i see it!

[AundriSilva]

@jevligtsmutsigdocka

That's his ring.

[TheCheckeredFlag88]

this is epic...

[CrazyButterflyLove]

DUDE. Try not to laugh and see how long you can go with out laughing. I cracked at like 15 seconds into the video and then couldnt stop laughing.

[keepabreast24]

my second toe is longer... :(

[DaniiiRawrrr]

1:42 Did Yall See That Black Thing On His Middle Finger Move Down?

[XTheGhostOfYourLoveX]

@DaniiiRawrrr thats his ring u retard

[DaniiiRawrrr]

@XTheGhostOfYourLoveX Well Jesus Calm Down Dont Get Your Panties In A Bunch-___-

[XTheGhostOfYourLoveX]

@DaniiiRawrrr sorry. My friend was on my youtube account, and she thinks its ok to call ppl names. Sorry again!

[alika34nomnom]

shane, my toes are flipping u off. :)

[runthroughhalls]

i love this video

[Angel290o]

love 0:08 - 0:20 dude we fucked last night :p

[jeordiewhiteyaremine]

what the hell did shane say at 1.37? ..help me please!

[Janedoex0x]

@jeordiewhiteyaremine "just kidding i'm not gay.... and i don't swallow"

[jeordiewhiteyaremine]

@Janedoex0x

thanks ** .. :)

[aaazkk]

please do a video like this with Shane again... LOVED IT!!

[NaughtyDoggTV]

i have two hands people.. lmao

[elitezombieslayer129]

Damn, Shane can robot like a motherfucker.

[haylenadamsontv]

I love Shane dawson

[iLove2tlk]

I have ADHD, and I am extremely offended...

SQUIRREL!

[CharlieKarly]

Am i the only onw that notices a bug move down on his hand on 1:42

[mandirawr]

@CharlieKarly bahaha, that's his ring. but i thought it was a bug the first time i saw it too. :P

[TheCursedAlchemist]

Dont really find their jokes funny -_-

[TerryBerry57]

OFFICIALLY BEST ASK SWIFTY EVER!!!!!!

[KaylaForTheWin]

Dude, we fucked last night

[hayhay4167]

Now I see what two mendo when they are bored. xD

[ThePetluva9]

Dawson's pretty cute, but Swifty beats him, no doubt

[AshleyGoesBewm]

Best youtuers EVER!!!!!!!!!

[maddiecass]

family reunion where everyone's dead?

DREAM COME FUCKIN TRUE.

[bethany92596]

WHY DONT YOU TWO DO COLLABS TOGETHER ANYMORE? ):

[Temporal5]

DUDE what are you guys both on? i kno ur on something but u guys done do it too often. I want in ;)

[adriakidd]

Swifty FTW!-3

[frumpy10182]

I need to thank you swifty.....this video introduced me to Crystal castles so for that I thank you yet again