X3: Reunion Review - G4tv.com

[wrahvin]

i couldn't stop laughing,...especially when they started taking on multiple Kha'ak

[WatchOutBR]

MY SEARCH FOR HARD KHA'AK

AFIDGFAFHaweb uisA AHAHAHHAHA

[doombringer117]

Ahh, Morgan Webb, insert obligatory "I'll give you some Kha'ak" joke here.

[elveeDE]

This.... is genius. That is dry wit at its best.

[MustNotRead]

@elveeDE

yes, about as dry and baron as a desert. it's "wit" for kids.

[MrCOLTSR2]

240p video shit!.....i wouldn't waste my time even attempting to look at this so called review!...what a joke!...

[Havik0]

Hmm i don't know there seems to be a bit to much Kha'ak in this game for me.

[HaXMephiT]

Hands down, best game review I've ever seen.

[LuciusEsox1]

roflol,,,, sorry I am 54 and I am laughing at this.... Roll on Elite 4 :),,, Tying to find my inner child,,, ermm,,, trying to find my inner adult I think...

roflol,, am laughing even harder ,, vid going on while talking,, brilliant :)))

[TheMetaphysics]

This review is so juvenile...but very funny. I mean, the guys who made the game must have known that Kha'ak sounds like, " Cock"...are they taking the piss? who cares, it's a boring game that looks pretty with accidentally on purpose toilet humour. I'd have bought it jsut for that...Can't wait for Elite 4 and the emergence of the Khu' nt.

[SroEpicness]

What's a girl gotta do to see some Kha'ak around here? LOL

[DeTeRMiTY999]

slag

[cfaziorun]

swarms of kha'ak ay

[kro235]

This game looks terrible. Why is mass effect the only decent science fiction game?

[HeretixAevum]

@kro235 Wow, I'm not even going to bother educating you. Such ignorance.

[kro235]

@HeretixAevum Yes, you are right I am ignorant when it comes to this game as I've never played it. Hence why I said "looks terrible". I suppose you're going to list games for me like Halo and Freelancer or something else lame.

[JorawarU]

Genius

[ThumbtackJayk]

Oh. She made Kha'ak sound like cock. As in the male reproductive organ. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... IT WASN'T FUCKING FUNNY.

[killallianceftw]

2:15 Lmfao!

[xohump0rdieox]

cawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwk

[vlogsaredumb]

I think we all know what the Kha'ak wants.

[bluesuit12345]

Oh I get it.. a cock joke right?

I really cant wait till the juvenile age of gaming is over and I dont feel constantly patronised by gaming media and sales teams.

The majority of us arent 13 year old boys, the majority of FPS players are now female and still we live in an age were avatars are all male and games are filled with condescending stereotypes.

I chuckled the first time, at what was a bad name choice, then you made it the entire video, and I lost all respect for you. Grow up.

[SgtMustang]

@bluesuit12345 Majority of FPS players are female? Suuuuuuure.

[MrNappySlapper]

'i'm surrounded by blown cawk'

''Looking for some hard cawk'

oh dear

[Jayhc19]

"whats a girl gota do to see some Kha'ak around here" heheheheehehe

[theRealDarkett]

OGawd

[Zoloft77]

Dammit, I miss the old X-Play. Them bitches know how to play around!!!

[emperor0013]

Outstanding.

[vamparik]

a close encounter of the cawk

[thwizardofroz]

ಠ_ಠ

Who named these enemies?

[Olirap]

What a load of kha'ak



[1991jmoney]

Its like EVE but you don't need a Masters degree to play it lol.

[tuollaff]

hahaha hard Kha'ak

[akhilwarrior]

2:19 Did she just say 'The Kha'ak lack stain power at this point'?? hahahahhaha

[SgtMustang]

@akhilwarrior staying power

[akhilwarrior]

@SgtMustang I know...I was just messing with her pronunciation lol. Sounds so wrong when you repeat those words in this context.

[SgtMustang]

@akhilwarrior Only sounds wrong if you're a 12 year old who still thinks penis jokes are funny.

[dante01234543210]

@SgtMustang Sir if you see no humor in a double entendre you have my sympathy, everyone should be able to have a giggle at the simple humor in life, its part of what makes it worth living

[sdozer1990]

Don't get your panties in a bunch. It's a double entendre you fhu'uk.

[shaiberis]

"what's a girl got to do to see some Kha'ak around here?" xD



[corporalcharlie]

Whose' COCK?

[Anon32645]

OH LAWDS I LOL'D!

[bogdanmihai58]

"my search for hard kha'ak" =)) WTF

[bogdanmihai58]

"this is an scout kha'ak it's small" :))

[Altair565]

Whats a girl gotta do to see a cock around here? Hahahahaha!

[MrRareshG]

"what's a girl gotta do to see some kha'ak around here?" ....i almost fell off the chair laughing

[mrteemumilto]

There is blown kha'ak everywhere. And it is strangely unsatisfying.

This humor right there could carry the game on alone.

[mrteemumilto]

It also looks better than Darkstar One, because the textures don't look like a messy alien skin out of the swamp. And better than Eve Online, because the missions aren't repetitive and you don't have to pay every month 14 dollars.

[mrteemumilto]

I just bought X3 Superbox on Steam for 34 euros. I read the reviews about it being better than all other Space Sims except Freespace 2, in that the missions are too multiple to be repetitive, and how it is way too hard for 90 % of the players who purchased it. I bought it anyway, because I'm guessing it is the least bad Space Sim out there. It is also the latest. And it has huge content. I'm happy to join your gaming community! =)

[zzXDarKXzz]

They must of played on easy. Because whenever i play against the Kha'ak, About 30 of them concentrate on 2 of my ships and destroy them within seconds.And I'm talking Corvette and Frigate class ships here e.e;

[Pewlarn]

Best review ever made by mankind.

[doesnotcompute81]

"what's a girl gotta do to see some COCK around here???" :P

[EnumasElish]

I play as Invader Zim and terrify the Argon <3

[5H4H17]

So many cocks !!! AAhhhhhhhh

[XMG3]

why do the cock attack ?

[bingbashbosh1]

This would be funny if G4 didn't suck

[RomanianUser]

"I'm surrounded by blown kha'ak"

"my search for hard kha'ak"

does she do this at purpose ? lol

[cbradley1391]

@RomanianUser lol yes

[178thbattlegroup]

Morgan web only you can make my kha'ak hard XD

2:47

[178thbattlegroup]

oh my god... XD

[Robo175]

i have the weirdest boner right now

[MrXuXer]

Expertly made review.

[JeeRaph]

Fuck Kha'ak.

[schfiftyfivehundydoo]

"this is a scout cock, kinda small, and too bad theres only one" oh god my sides

[eggroll9000]

There is NO way on earth the developers didn't notice this and things like 3:10 are just coincidental...

[eggroll9000]

"The only person to have a close encounter with the ...kha'ak... is Kyle Brennan" LOL

"What do the ...kha'ak... want?" I'd say all they want is some pu'cie.

[LidanSchnieder]

LOL!!!! Couldn't stop laughing! My neighbors thought that I've turned into a psycho!!! xD

[AngieKanto]

So tragically fantastic

[someuser905]

THEY LIKE THE COCK

[GunWillRun]

I have a scout Kha'ak :(

[Joewee13]

I lol'd

[joojoojuice]

RIP seaman who were ejected during the Kha'ak penetration.

YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN!

[Syger]

It's funny because Kha'ak sounds like cock.

[CitizenNick]

This makes morgan hotter.

[RevolverProject]

Can't stop laughing.

[Andrew00851916]

"In my search for hard Kha'ak..."

[runsa]

"my search for hard kha'ak" oh man..

[apcoop7]

"Swarms of Kha'ak ready to engage"

[anvilheaded]

penis puns ha ha

[mmking9999]

I wonder how many takes they had to do. There's NO way they could've done this on the first try with a straight face.

[r0ck3t1337]

This can't be a serious review

[PassionataSalsa]

I have a feeling alot of women will play this game.

[V2die4com]

It is golden. everything after 1:45

[longsightdeo]

F...K that Kha'ak

[hugmeshootme]

"It could be argued that the only way to have a rewarding experience in X3 is to ignore the Kha'ak entirely and concentrate on self-fulfilment".

TROLOLO

[7omi]

Yeah, Kha'ak sounds like cock.

Ha ha. Ha.

[longsightdeo]

@7omi Hellooo!

[Lootraevefan]

Morgan is cute :3

[prieresminion]

"This is kinda small and theres only one, but you gotta start somewhere" ahahahaaa

[VeteranzDay]

that lisp

[whatmaster2009]

Thumbs up if you laughed everytime you heard them say Kha'ak! buhahahahahaha

[jesuriah]

@whatmaster2009 Asking for thumbs up? Here's a thumbs down.

[gorbidder]

@jesuriah what about a spam flag for him?

[jesuriah]

@gorbidder Nah, he only posted it once that I saw. Flagging seems like and abuse of the system.

[thyblindman]

@whatmaster2009

Thumbs up if you aren't 13 and didn't laugh every time

[whatmaster2009]

@thyblindman thumbs up if you over 40 and still playing pc games about kha'ak

[vipertxt]

@thyblindman I am 22 and I was laughing my ass off. Just because you are growing older doesn't mean you have to lose your sense of humor.

[Saifon2000]

@whatmaster2009 its when she says stuff like.. what does a girl have to do to get a good kha'ak.. or it's not a hard kha'ak.. lol.. funny

[TheGiggityG]

Best Review EVAR

[MarekUtd]

1:52

[conor1123]

steam sale anyone :3?

[Nognamogo]

Surrounded by blown cock?

TROLOLO

[JJlowro]

I wonder if the Kha'ak come from Uranus?

[KirksMerkin]

Hahaha! It's funny because it sounds like cock!

[EvilDuckii]

I'd help her with her Kha'ak problems! ;)

[quickpwned]

kha'ak is said waaaaay too many times XD

[MarekUtd]

@quickpwned for obvious reasons

[quickpwned]

@MarekUtd Yeah, still too much fun

[Humaster]

so if you are a girl or are gay.....X3: Reunion is right for you. Full of Kha'ak that is disappointing.

[julioboi1]

3:48 and on, that had to be intentional...

"I'm standing near the port of San Fransisco where the first thrust of the Kha'ak invasion of Earth is being......just now a merchant ship took a savage assult from a raging Kha'ak penetrating the vessel and sending sea-men flying everywhere.......and very very messy."

[julioboi1]

I would be cracking up after saying Kha'ak so many times....

[Chirisa1]

I think it's so great that these reviewers take the Kha'ak all the way :)

[computerfis]

cock war?

[aeromorte]

wow she really needs some cock ... i mean kha'ak

[bromixsr]

Wow!!!! The writers really worked hard on this one. Sounds like they brought in the older 11 year olds to help out. Guess they were gettin serious for this review.

[SiliconSynthony]

Morgan sure took advantage of her opportunity to say "Kha'ak" repeatedly on TV without censorship. xD

[wolfen150]

Kha'ak.... seriously? They had to have known.

[BL00DeMoN]

the game is all about blowing kha'ak.

[xenosaga333]

I sure as hell miss the old X-Play

[elneseh]

Beautiful :))))))

[Cuntensity]

I laughed the entire way through

[pythonsl3r]

I cant watch this without laughing

[xXFluffyMaidenXx]

doesn't sound like cock in my accent :(

[bubbenman]

Am I supposed to take these guys seriously?

[hutto969]

ahh man i hate been surrounded by hard 'ka-ak'....

[arcanum70]

BEST REVIEW EVER!!!!!

[WolfyGotASandwich]

Kha'ak? What a bad choice of name... Unless the developers where looking for throwing blatant sexual innuendo into their game for shock humour value.

Talk about an antagonistic alien race being the bane of high school sex humour...

ROFL!!! (I'm sorry I couldn't resist!)

Terran Conflict is pretty good though, if you can catch on as to how to get down to business (THAT'S NOT A SEX PUN!).

[Mcmadness288]

GET IT?

IT SOUNDS LIKE COCK!

ARE YOU LAUGHING YET!?!

[randomjoeooo]

This woman, I love her

[mrgmusicchannel]

at least my search for hard cock that made it!

[Timster480]

i don't get it...is this suppose to be funny in a fucking retarded ass way because fucking assonine little kids laugh at the word kha'ak? or is it because she can't figure how to play?

[mayasej]

i know, this review was ridiculous. THE CAWKS ARE CAMING

[BuuGz86]

Nuuuu don't ignore the khaak,,,khaak is good even if its small and shoots less... shesh...dirty from start to finish

[st3v0011]

that review sounded....dirty

[USMC2b1]

This is probably the best space game series on the market (next to EVE and Homeworld) but I really have to wonder if anybody, even one person, thought that naming the alien race the Kha'ak was a bad idea.

[Morr1992]

Awesome review.. Why didn't I know of G4?

[MrSieish]

72% vindicated!

[geoff1121]

did they really have to name it cock

[joshbartsch95]

I actually thought that whole video was a joke :')

[Venim0]

"What's a girl gotta do to see some Kha''ak around here?

I'll help her with that that.

[Odilwerk]

Lol'd. Good stuff.

Seriously, the developers were just asking for this.

[BlackBird30x]

lol I love what she says on 1:53 and at 2:47 :D Thumbs up for that

[AmericaFyeah1776]

@HelmutVillam Not at all, Kha'ak sucker.

[LynxCoding]

"What's a girl gotta do around here to see some khaack?"

[bob41897]

contrary to popular belief, upping the difficulty does not make it harder...

[HelmutVillam]

so this is what American gaming reviews are all about? making lame puns?

[Ponimaju]

this game seems like a bunch of poppykhaak

[clerus17]

lol "i am sorrounding by blown kha'ak!"

[Vendayn]

"Look how fast they explode" "Shoot more often"

[jellevdvegt]

repeating a joke a million times is soooo funny lawlawlawl

[VascularSurgeryVids]

I can't wait for the sequel, X4: The Vagina Empire

[MuseLuver]

What happened X Play... WHAT THE FUDGE HAPPENED?!?!?! :o(

[quazaque]

hard c'ock!!!omfg

[Reroush]

the cock war !

[UsernameCrunch]

I was serious looking for a decent review of this game.

WTH did I find!?

A woman searching for hard kha'ak.

Epic.

[Aendiine]

@UsernameCrunch Actually it is not a bad review of it. It does hit all of the points really. While making phallic as well as sexual references the entire time, it really covers every point I would think to make.

[JaminKoehn]

"We must find,and we must destroy the Kha'ak, wherever they may be found."

(all males watching video hold their genitals, protectively)

[mellman6]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ABSOLUTELY PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING I cant take this review seriously!

[jubox19]

COCK ACTION :D

[jubox19]

she said my search for hard Cock hahhahaha :D

[osiris10287346]

Your rig sucks a Kha'ak, G4!