Speed Buster: Mach 13 Elephant Explosion

[goremand]

You know, I'd really like to see a real mach 13 elephant explosion.

[TheDarkwolfr]

epic song for an old lady 0-0

[robinpers]

thumbs up if your listining to this in 2012

[samfivedot]

This is an awesome name for a song.

...Hell, this is an awesome name for a child.

[SakuraOfTheSand]

She's my favorite assassin, I think!

[TheReaperNerd]

her saying gets me everytime i hear it...

[Brittonbubba137]

Speed Buster: Fuck you, ya little prick!

Me: No, u!

[mooganify]

Me: No u -_-

[infectedchaos01]

FUCK YOU,YA LITTLE PRICK!!! v_v

[ChatterboxZombie1]

I honestly got stuck on this boss fight, spent like 2 hours just trying to brute force my way through her cannon at the end.

But that's not right, a true assassins gotta think outside the box.

[Aisee27insignia]

Granny doesnt fuck around.



[usspizza]

@Aisee27insignia peanut2343?

[Zer0Awakening]

that quote will never get old!

[Dom270385]

Aw Speed Buster... one of the best bits of complete insanity in this game. I never expected this fight, and when I saw the cannon, my jaw fell to the floor. The song is awesome, too bad the fight was so bland.

[rprittie]

0 Elephants have exploded at mach 13

[gummyboots]

STOOOONNNEEE COOOLLDDD!

[kankadaou]

thought i heard the death sound of a heaven smile in the beginning there...

then again, the death sound is just some quick organ note.

i must be imagining things

[pyrolee17]

thats what the lunch lady at my school said

[PassTheGrenadePlease]

@pyrolee17 lol, why?

[pyrolee17]

@PassTheGrenadePlease because she is old and mean

[oB2KoMario]

I dunno about you guys, but I thought this was the most fun fight in the entire game :F

[waytothudawn]

How the hell did an old lady in a shopping cart get to rank 3? She herself can't even fight, but she has a laser cannon in the cart. Shouldn't that be easily dodge-able to most upcoming assasins? :o

[SuperJJsmom]

@waytothudawn maybe she can fight! or maybe she cheated...

[CountofBleck]

@waytothudawn

Imagine this:

You are looking for rank tree probly down near an alley or something. You pass by an old lady with a shopping cart and think nothing of her. Then you sense something wrong. You look behind you to find your self staring down the barrel of a laser cannon. GAME OVER.

[EmperorXaozx]

@waytothudawn Note:When people enter Speed City they go to the alleyway first. By the time they could get to her they're a blood puddle.

[DWNmetalman777]

@waytothudawn She only fights in long alleyways.

that or she was on the UAA ranks fairly early.

[vaiyt]

@waytothudawn That cannon is honking huge, it has a ridiculous range and shoots a beam as thick as a street. She can vaporize most candidates before they even notice she's there.

[vaiyt]

@vaiyt *from two blocks away

[EmperorXaozx]

@waytothudawn Unless people can teleport behind her I don't think that's happening.

[231darkstar]

it took me god damn FOREVER to figure out how to beat her.Once I tried running at her, but eventually my beam katana charge ran out and I f****** died AGAIN.

[SilverFanatic1]

... Damn... just... damn!

[DerNamenlose1991]

@GFTOW the fight sucks the music is awesome

[Asujoll]

All the assassins from NMH1 have revealed first names. Speed Buster is officially Alice McHarthy.

[zatoru01]

oh yeah, Granny doesn't fuck around

[Neekerisanni123]

@zatoru01 I wish my granny was like that. :)

[yusurre]

Reminds me of gruntilda the witch from banjo kazooie :-P

[xedvon]

The best old lady in the history of video games.

[SkellionPowalskiz]

Haha, I did not expect an old lady to say that xD

[TheBambiniGiant]

@SkellionPowalskiz or to pack the biggest cannon i've ever seen, in nought, but a shopping trolly...O.O

[KingTigreChannel]

Man for some reason out of all the themes in NMH I prefer this one.

[bhoptheexman]

ya back

[AceofSpadesFTW]

I never left, just didn't post anything.