BIG FAT RANT OF THE YEAR 2011

[whoaxxbeauty]

biggest event in 2012: the public will realise that everyone on "TOWIE" are unintelligent knobs and it'll finally fuck off our tv screens

[BumFinckle]

FUCKINGG HELLLLLL! LOL 0:37 I FUCKING CRYED OF LAUGHTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRR! FUCK MEEE

[Siianiibarnnii]

I love how in real life, if your out of order you get called a bully. But on youtube, your fucking hilarious and a legand with thousands of views. :') you gotta love the internet

[emmathomas96]

Funniest event of 2012? Justin Bieber's balls drop.

[SuperUltraDeltaTron]

Shes not THAT fat in all fairness

[JackDeanProductions]

This is JaackMaate, I've just started a new rapping channel as I need a way to past the time and piss you guys off more! Nah I'm kidding I just want to show you guys more more passionate side! If you could like comment and subscribe and give me feedback it would be great, I know you might think I'm bad but no one starts good! Cheers guys it really means a lot to me :) Please try and spread this channel I hope to get it as big as my others :) <3 you! By the way please thumbs up this comment!

[BONJOURItsBeth]

0:37 LLOOOOOOL

[MrFerriby01]

dando pado mando

[MissHollieRoberts]

biggest event of 2012.. Jack Dean becomes king<3

[pezzarules1]

you shag rhianna and ill shag susan boyle

[bextaxboop]

The best thing ever when you say 'so shit'. Don't even know why.

[IrishRosscoExtra]

You are one of the funniest fuckers I've ever seen in my whole life :L haha fair play pal :D

[hazelissocoollike]

something funnier!

[xxemilyxxjaynexx]

i think about the guy who died, that was a bit over the top jack... he died like, it's sad losing someone.. buh your still a legend

[Biisonkillzz]

@xxemilyxxjaynexx agreed

[Drizzy55556]

I wanna see you on arguemental

Proper suits your act!

[LuukeMaate]

JaackMaate will become president of the world

[Gary12297]

gadaffi was from libya

[W1GGL3StheW0RM]

@Gary12297 thank you i think every one knows he's from libya

[threesacrowdful]

dun know i robbed primark dun know

[mattRUUUM]

"didn't really know how to run Egypt".

Nice logic.

[ST3V3NAT3R14]

jack, if the opportunity ever arises to shag rihanna, give her one from me!

[AmyAintDead]

Don't forget about the idiotic 'gangsta' who posed a picture on twitter of him and his looted Tesco basmati rice.

[TehDizzee]

dunknoe robbed primark! LOOL

[MarisaFish]

1:00 HAHAHAA 'so angry, so angry'

[joddeesss]

'looking at her it should be called cake mix' hahaha

[MultiButch13]

2012 is your year man!

[PandaPies24]

@GraphicsFolder MGMT - Kids<333

[MrBLAZEchapman]

cher lloyd and pitbull will breed, and they will be down syndrome.

[stdavidsmith]

love it when he goes"fuuucckk!"makes me laugh all the time:')

[FITBOII99XX]

Legend!!

[xbox3690]

May = My Birthday. (HAPPY BDAY ME)

[TheMissSophh]

INBETWEENERS QUOTE! what a babe..

[TheTaylor2k]

We called them cakemix too lol you are so funny

[ziNathann]

Right in the BumHoley! ;)

[airupthere14]

...or whatever the fucked up,his fucked up shitty fucken name was!

^^that may have been the greatest line on youtube in 2011

[iCalledYouAHomo]

you could not be funnier! pissing myself after the katie price thing already:') subbeeddd

[Danfraa14]

<3

[CopyCrooks]

Harry parslow. Fak off

[HarryParslowMusic]

BBC News October 3rd 2012:

Our reporter Susan Jenkins said that if i didn't stop quoting The Inbetweeners, then she wouldn't wouldn't be my friend anymore.

Ooh! Friend!

[HarryParslowMusic]

News Update: "Baby dies in subway accident"

I'm guessing the coffin is a footlong.

[HarryParslowMusic]

BBC News 2012: Great news guys!

After its annual day-off, the DFS sale starts again tomorrow.

[HarryParslowMusic]

BBC News 2012: Bad drivers to face £100 fines

Seems a bit sexist, not every woman is a bad driver.

[HarryParslowMusic]

BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision.

Fuck, how fast must they have been walking?

[minipritchabc]

Iphone 4s*

[jackorobby]

What is the song playing in the background?

[superhumanxox]

courtney stodden (17 year old married to a guy in his 50's who is 4 years older than her dad) she needs a good slagging

[HannahS138]

YES inbetweeners references :D

[chloew419]

LEGEND!! :L

I love how your all excited for breaking dawn and then your like ... Fucking shit! :L

[shikari123jake]

your a fucking legend!!!!:D

[MissViolet241]

oh yeah this year is so fucking amazing...NOT. 1)i got dumped by the bastard i was going out with (i was probably fucking drunk the whole 12 months) and 2) itwasfor my fucking cheater of a bitch "old bff" who always helped me. first thing on my list, kill the fucking bastard, he was fine then new year and he thinks he can be a fucking heartbreaker... no one wants him, that ginger prick, and im not being offensive, he broke up in 7 secs.

as usual ur vids r shit in a good way if thats possible!:P

[SuperLukeLol]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG CANT BREATHE "WALKING AROUND LONDON LOOKING FOR PENIS"

[lara4belch]

shitter than actual shit!! haha!! lol

[lara4belch]

shitter than actual shit!! haha!! lol

[Weedavie98]

i predict. JaackMaate turns gay

[PRObr0thers123]

gadafi=libya not egypt

[LucyGeorgiaa15]

i love your dance at the begining! ;)

[TheUberFood]

press 2 for rebecca black appearning out of jack's mouth

[iiSTRIKERzz]

press 4 for jack masterbatin <3 :D

[LAhannah1]

my prediction.

katie price gets married.

[MrBrianokeeffe]

ur a ledge

[biglornz]

YOUR SON WHO WAS SHOT TO DEATH rest in piece :L

[biglornz]

So much love for this guy!

[danthaman180]

Aye

[dannymack96]

its actually the iPhone 4S

[EnglishableOscar]

Cows will take over the world. Trust me. I saw it in the tea leaves.

[poohhardy11]

2012: this year will be the best, olympics, 71 new phones, 21 new problems with japan, justin beiber will finally be killed, ed sheran marries someone, tulisa goes out with katie price, beyonce grieves as her baby was not as beautiful as she thought, transformers 4, avengers, america stars a war with china, america starts a war with mars, jersy shore vs geordie shore, and everyone is killed off in eastenders....and more to come HAPPY 2012 EVERYONE :D

[somerandomutewb]

@poohhardy11 ed sheeran sucks cock

[firmin8rHD]

hahahahahah love itttt

[Headphonethunder]

Whats the song called in the beggining ? ;o

[mrsuperlilycameron]

when you gonna update?

[TheDam0ng3]

Someone like the inbetweeners movie

[BradReidford]

Biggest media event of 2012 has gotta be... Jaackmaate Being Numberr 1 Subscribe of All time on youtube!

[Smigger08LFC]

listen lad u need to meet me for a fight so i can end u and show all ur little fans how much of a muppet you are! gonna dance all over ur face

[jaackmaatelover]

Biggest media event of 2012.....

England coming last in the Olympics

[alexblasio]

Biggest media event for 2012 JACK MATE RELEASES A SEX TAPE .

[higham1katie]

Prince Harry losing his virginity

[missfrenchflair]

You want to hear something scary, Swagger Jagger and Cher Lloyd are getting global recognition. At the moment I am living in Australia and I was out shopping, I went into a store and it started playing swagger jagger and the shop assistance started singing along with it :O

[MrGalaxy789]

awkward, im autistic;)

[FBTVNI]

@ILUVGAGA21 What?

[ILUVGAGA21]

@FBTVNI never mind it was just a fabebook like page :D

[Mondosh1]

Fuck up malfoy

[chrispt11]

Well your modest about shagging rhinnana

[JaackMitchell]

"March, not much happened, 16000 people died" "June, quite a serious matter, Ryan Dunn was killed" Oh, the logic of JaackMaate never fails to amuse me.

[EPiiiCJeSTeR]

I predict that in 2012 Jack Mate will become the prime minister... hopefully

[miki2k10]

i predict in 2012, cher lloyd will be assasinated..... hopefully!

[ILUVGAGA21]

@miki2k10 haha hopefully :D

[ILUVGAGA21]

i predict that in september 2013 there will be alot of babies born :L if ya know wat im saying ........................ thumbs up :)

[micayoungX]

@ILUVGAGA21 no

[ILUVGAGA21]

@micayoungX fuck off :L :D

[micayoungX]

@ILUVGAGA21 ;)

[Adsapaps]

HAHAHA! Hold 5! :')

[pobsky]

please slag off the super famous new cbb housemates will you

[Victorasaur]

I predict that Simon Cowell, Rebecca Black and Cher Lloyd will release a sex tape of their threesome that will emotionally and psychologically distress the nation and then Simon Cowell and Cher Lloyd will go to prison because Rebecca Black is only 14.

[itstarakenna]

i predict in 2012 jackmaate will fuck rhianna:/

[epicsophierules]

I predict Pigs will be able to fly whilst playing witha yoyo :D

[MrMartinTJensen]

Little mix will eat all cake mix availble

[smexiefull]

press 4 really quickly :')

[YocoolKids]

You'll hit a million Subscribers ... oh wait.

[micayoungX]

@YocoolKids oh wait what?

[clarepies]

whatever happened to 'my name's Ed Sheeran, subscribe to jaackmaate'

[FudgeyyHD]

Cher llyod raped and killed by a wooden spoon.

[IMIessiah]

cher llyod uk top 40 number 1

[MrAcGamers]

I predict that in 2012, All Chavs will riot through Lidl across the country:)

[Damzel1988]

He probably did have a heart of gold... He nicked it!! Haha quality

[RyanGee1967]

Gadaffi didnt run Egypt. It was Libya.... But other than that your a legend

[kirstybuchananx3]

hahahahahahhahaha. my days. you are hilarious,

[GhettoSmurfism]

kim jong-il?

[AmberBellX]

I Predict By The End Of 2012 You Will Be The Funniest Guy On Youtube!

[MeggAndria]

I predict that in 2012 you will not shag Rihanna

[jamesiswild357]

4:00 lol !

[jamesiswild357]

right in the bumholy

[allsop91]

Biggest media event of 2012 has got to be jack gettin' his braces off..

[HollyBelleAnn]

Biggest media event will be jack killing cher llyod, lol joke, nobody gives a shit about her.

[Hayley5243]

I thought you were gonna mock Ryan Dunn then.... I would have hunted you down.

[Hayley5243]

R.I.P Ryan Dunn. Legend.

[MOSTEPICSHITEVER]

you stole a frankie boyle joke :)

[BabeyPrincess21]

fallen in love with you ngl! <3<3

[UzKReVoLuTioNz]

2012's biggest media event = JaackMaate' step up from YouTube to poorly preformed Christmas song's. Followed by his untimely death by a S.T.D from Rhianna. :P

[ThePecky1000]

Basically your a legend!!!!!

[annabbx]

dunkno rob primark lmfao

[sam911mir]

wtf 602 likes for what that was i not funny at all

[IAmVictorPatante]

Get Jack in The Inbetweeners!

[xxMollie97]

Sometimes people just take things too far. That girl out of Little Mix is gorgeous.. Not everyones a twig.

[annaadaviss]

this is definitely my favourite video of yours....genius.

[TheGothicGinger]

ryan dunn!!

[gurrrygurr]

she isnt fat! :o

lost all my respect for you

[alfieengland]

I predict in 2012: JaackMaate will become prime minister and the rule of fat women not being allowed to buy or wear leggings, and obesity will be therefore cured :D

[LilJedEzza]

@alfieengland YES!!!

[lingopop300]

Rihanna. is. my. wife.

End of! (:

[brendanfitz95]

Yeesssssss jaackmaate!!! You are a legend!! :D

[LilJedEzza]

I LOVE YOU!

<3<3<3<3<3

[wbaboy123]

I predict in 2012, Emmerdale will Finish for good and Nan's will start riots all over the country ;)

[MissEllieD]

Would've Been Funnier If You Hadnt Mentioned Jade From Little Mix's Weight:L Not Funny Mate...

[MissEllieD]

Biggest Media Outburt Of 2012 ----> Justin Bieber Gets Shot?! Lets Hope;) x

[futuremrstyles]

in 2012 cher lloyd and katie price are going to get together and adopt a child hahaha

[thebarrybrown49]

little mix ate all the pick n mix

[JamboStudios]

I Don't want the script :)

[lilluke153]

Happy new year to all of us JaackMaaters :)

Oh, also to you Jack!!

[ShelleyHeather]

shes not obese like, calm down, she's just heavier than all the others

[wisdomandwishes]

address to send you belated christmas presents?

[futuremrstyles]

'ye wot fam i aint payin for no noodles ya get me?' lad.

[olli449]

Cher Lloyd goes to america kills Rebecca black and comes back only to be raped by prince William

[creamablecookies]

cher loyd is pregnant <----biggest media outburst ever.

[onlyC4L]

I NEVER EVER FIND VLOGS FUNNY LIKE THIS. BUT THIS WAS FUCING HILARIOUS, SUBSCRIBED HAHA!

[cauliflower747]

The fat one from little mix looks like a pig in both ways

[joshwednesday]

*Libya

[emblovesyou]

best video ever, in tears

[alexblasio]

you become the prime minister and kick cher llyod the fck out of the country :3

[alexblasio]

you start a show with the rest of the inbetweeners :)

[4ellzoo]

charlie sheen dies

[spo666tty]

Gadaffi Didn't run Egypt... Lol

[LargePeas]

can i join in with the rihanna thing?

[Akaecius]

More likely you'll end up shivving her rather than shagging her as long as you have that haircut Jack.

[MyIceCreamVan]

Cake mix :D LMAO.

[purplepadgy19993]

Libya not Egypt btw 

[360Fewings]

She'd get it... right in tje bumholy

[emilyCLC]

in 2012 we will have sex.

[Veizuh]

I nearly wet myself! You sir are fucking hilarious :P

[littlewayup]

biggest event of 2012: cher lloyd hit by a bus

[Uketillipoop]

3:34 " He looks like a mix between Neils Dad from the inbetweeners and a fucking ken doll " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Uketillipoop]

my biggest media predection of 2012 will be that George Micheals dies. Its not funny , the guys just a cunt.

[sgtdrunkmonk]

Cooolllio