um... i've tried this before. couple of problems: one, im so white that if i say that, noone would believe me. two, i live in florida. most of the population is hispanic. if i say no hablo ingles, they'll just start speaking spanish. XD
hahha bowling for soup is the best. this song is soo funny.. it makes me smile and laugh every time. I dont know how they come up with these lyrics but they're fn genius lmao
Sadly, I live in Spain and this excuse doesn't work here. However, if I ever got to some English-speaking country, I'll just say "No hablo inglés" 8D And it could be true ewé
This is a very good strategy until you find someone who habla espanol, and then they say something like "bien. Hablo espanol..." and then promptly explains it in spanish...then it's just embarrassing
@iamtherealET i did that to my substatute science teacher i made her beleive i didnt speak a word of english for the whole three days she was there and im mexican soooo it worked lol
you just have to love this song!!! It's awesome!<3 But actually, everything of them is awesome! :D :D :D My teacher ask me where my homework was and that's when I told her : NO HABLO INGLÉS xD ^^
today in my spanish class my teacher asked me for my home work so i said no hablo ingles and she said fine so it could work but i wouldnt trie it cause i got a detension
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....That's great. A song that encourages Mexicans to continue to be unable to communicate with the rest of America. Or worse, it encourages them to ACT like they can't...
It's a song that encourages to pretend you can't speak english to get out of bad situations, some which would not work. It's just supposed to be funny, don't take it so seriously.
If you can't tell that this is a satirical band, I encourage you to simply look at the pictures in the video. I'm half Latino and am not offended in the least.
No, of course it's not. But America IS the only country in which there are a shitload of Mexicans who work illegally, don't pay taxes, and refuse to learn even enough English to communicate with anyone.
@gio1320 im hispanic im not making fun of hispanics i was just making a comment on how all the ppl in my school speak spanish so it wouldnt be an excuse
@duhitsale im from miami n even though i was born in america n my parents were born in cuba i dont speak spanish well but i do understand it perfectly but i know alot of ppl that speak english n some that only kno spanish. So just cause im hispanic dousent mean i speak spanish,even though i do a little.
me parce que si hablan ingles XD
Ernesto12369 4 weeks ago
No hablo inglés xDDDD
Agatalapinguina 2 months ago 3
-What're you doing?
: No hablo ingles.
-Que Haces?
: Ich spreche nicht spanisch.
-Was machts zu?
: Wo bu shou hua den wen.
-Ni zou shenme?
: ... FUUUUUUUUU
Audhluma 2 months ago 13
@Audhluma try klingon..
Hrvo182 1 month ago
I met these guys
MsWastedGirl1 3 months ago
"Doda esta casel de pepe?"
I'm learning Spanish. What does this mean? The translator doesn't know.
Isn't it "donde esta la casa" or is it something completely different?
EbonyDarknessWay 3 months ago
@EbonyDarknessWay Where is Pepe's house?
InsanicManiac 3 months ago
@EbonyDarknessWay It's "where is Pepe's house?"
NubianNut 2 months ago
@NubianNut It's "where is the pee house" (aka bathroom)
Pepe is pee.
F1ng0riginal 2 months ago
@F1ng0riginal Pepe is a name dude...
Urban1Evolution 1 month ago
i i i i i i you you you you you
iamrockism 4 months ago
it's actually "no hablan ingles", but it's WHATEVER! HAHA BFS FOREVER!
Awesomenessss101 4 months ago
@Awesomenessss101 no it isn't, that means "they don't speak english". hablo is "i speak"... it's "i don't speak english"
Temporaryraryaccount 3 months ago
@Awesomenessss101 hablan is "We speak" so im pretty sure its right lol
skittlesmonstah 2 months ago
666 personnes like that x'D
tonochika 5 months ago 2
yo no ablar ingles por ser de argentina .3.
axelmorte040 5 months ago
english lesson here i come xp
mr789metalcore789 5 months ago
20 PEOPLE LEFT THEIR PANTS AT EDWARD CULLENS HOUSE!
trevorlikesdrums 5 months ago 3
Where'd you leave your pants?! no hablo ingles...
MrsGloriaArmstrong 5 months ago
like it!!!! yo si hablo ingles y español!!! hahaha y watched this band on phineas and ferb!! :D
gloria43030 5 months ago
Wait ill answer that, yeah i like ur band! :3
qheroo 5 months ago
Whats is your Green Card say the migra i'm i say No Hablo Ingles XD
and i'm here in Mexico jaja thanks Bowling For Soup haber cuando vienen a mexico
to have when come to mexico See Ya
megaazriel1997 5 months ago 2
No entiendo porque americanos son muy gordo- what the. What just happened?
Snoodybob 6 months ago 2
um... i've tried this before. couple of problems: one, im so white that if i say that, noone would believe me. two, i live in florida. most of the population is hispanic. if i say no hablo ingles, they'll just start speaking spanish. XD
SukiChan131 6 months ago
@SukiChan131 Spanish people are white so thats not really a problem
Dudezillla 6 months ago
No entiendo Nada de lo que comentan.. ni el resto de la cancion... NO HABLO INGLES... xD
Joan24Marcos 6 months ago 6
Teacher: wheres your home work
Me: No Hablo ingles
Teacher thats ok cause were in finland
Taruigi 7 months ago 31
this is cool song I love it!!
cookiemonster7777788 8 months ago
18 people clicked the dislike button cuz they thought it said "dis-i-like"
DrummerEXP 8 months ago
WHERE'D YOU LEAVE PANTS!
8oakpark8 8 months ago
No Hablo Ingles! :D
Que Paso?
... No hablo Espanol?
Oh, hello!
Fuck.
RamtruckProductions 8 months ago 5
hahha bowling for soup is the best. this song is soo funny.. it makes me smile and laugh every time. I dont know how they come up with these lyrics but they're fn genius lmao
musicislife211 9 months ago
17 people can't crack open a beer at 1:52
tobin4ever 9 months ago 2
"Ok, if we get caught, pretend we don't speak english."
...
-"What happened here?!?"
"No hablo ingles!"
-"Oh que paso?"
"....RUUUUN!!"
mesoyoutoo 9 months ago 67
@mesoyoutoo hahhahaa
PhinbellaThomarieFan 2 months ago
@PhinbellaThomarieFan i don't speak english.. (no hablo ingles) I'm.. spain!
PhinbellaThomarieFan 2 months ago
Demonios no le entiendo a todo lo que dicen aquí por que... NO HABLO INGLES JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
LearningPLC 9 months ago 2
that first riff is just... UNBELIEVABLY SIMPLE AND AWESOME! saw them last night in stoke doing an acoustic thing, best night of my life
njcrox 9 months ago 2
lol
I really like them when they speak spanish xDDD
like in "on and on"
<3 ♥
alcon678 10 months ago
I LOVE YOU!
roflicksde 10 months ago
I used in my Engles lesson the teachers ask me Did you do your homework
Now i need to Stay longer on school >.<
wemoos4ever 10 months ago
@wemoos4ever Lawl This is my sisters youtube account >.<
wemoos4ever 10 months ago
donde esta casa de pepe <-----he no habla ingles
joefinnie666 10 months ago
17 ppl are idiots,and are slaves to and sucks korean lil' d!cks
haden05 10 months ago
YES . WE LOVE YOUR BAND.. but .. no hablamos inglês. D:
bboykayuU 11 months ago
they play this song at H&M every single day. I work there. fml.
TrevorHenrich 11 months ago
DID YOU FEED THE FISH? XD
KatieNessBot 11 months ago
Sadly, I live in Spain and this excuse doesn't work here. However, if I ever got to some English-speaking country, I'll just say "No hablo inglés" 8D And it could be true ewé
ElenaPasalacqua 11 months ago
@ElenaPasalacqua Well you could say "no hablo spanish" :p
TYPHOOMASTER 11 months ago
@TYPHOOMASTER Or "I don't speak spanish."
GamerWii312 10 months ago
i used the escuse the other night... IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!!! XD
xXboxboyXx 1 year ago
this is going to be my answer for everything now
thegatorfan1998 1 year ago
At the beginning the "Ay ay ay ay" "You you you you" made me laugh and the song just got better from there.
DoggyGoWoof 1 year ago
This doesn't work on your Spanish teacher... D: /Rapes replay button anyway
Bomasticatt 1 year ago 3
This is a very good strategy until you find someone who habla espanol, and then they say something like "bien. Hablo espanol..." and then promptly explains it in spanish...then it's just embarrassing
Cuarthol 1 year ago 4
Hey dudes, It's the first time i Hear this band and I lalalalalaloveeeee It :)
Seldi37 1 year ago
Jajajaja la letra es genial XDD.
XSerbanX 1 year ago
@XSerbanX
He no hablo Ingles.
xeinkolt 1 year ago
Id say tht 2 is someone wanted me beer lol x
XJaffaCakes 1 year ago
I saw these guys live in Liverpool in October, they played this and i pictured the video in my mind, good times ;P
Lee333Ino 1 year ago
was heißt eigentlich no hablo ingles
aerztefreack 1 year ago
@aerztefreack Ich spreche kein Englisch^^
LPCrizz 1 year ago
@LPCrizz
Ok danke
aerztefreack 1 year ago
@LPCrizz Ich spreche mucho Englisch
peedro1121 1 year ago 3
@peedro1121 :D yo too :D
LPCrizz 1 year ago
they`re so good
it´s so bad that they don´t be so famous in germany
aerztefreack 1 year ago 4
@aerztefreack
hasste Recht :D
SuperCheeseee 1 year ago
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SuperCheeseee 1 year ago
15 people si hablo ingles :)
Beatlesfan0500 1 year ago 3
Charlie does this all the time.. Lol
scruffums393 1 year ago
15 people Hate spanish people :)
crazypeoplerok 1 year ago
No i don't know were pepe lives
starflower27 1 year ago 2
just epic :D
ThePhilomatic 1 year ago
Lovely. _0-
PrincessMinty 1 year ago
They played this live :')
A guy walks up and says "Doda esta casel de pepe"
... He no hablo Ingles
LEGEND.
aarmusicFTW 1 year ago 3
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15 people No Hablo Ingles
punklink1 1 year ago
Awesome song.
PunkTail95 1 year ago
or when you're in germany:
yo no hablo alemán
xD
Indiegaensebluemchen 1 year ago
no ententiendo
pA182to 1 year ago
No Hablo Espaniol.
moneymaker8815 1 year ago
No hablo inglés you tell some one and they say i speak spanish too lmao what then
aguythatcould 1 year ago 4
@aguythatcould i wud run away lol
TigerTiff123 1 year ago
haha! this is the story about pussies here in texas! people start shit then no hablo ingles
TheHeroinMatt 1 year ago
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1212bs 1 year ago
what does no hablo ingles means?
0peesmaker0 1 year ago
@0peesmaker0 It means "I don't speak English" in Spanish.
DvdSkafar 1 year ago
I'm doing that same thing here in Germany with "Sorry no German."
The lyrics rock XD
brinia123 1 year ago
@brinia123 FFF and I thought I was the only person in Germany that knew them!
YureiKisu 1 year ago
Eh...mi gusto queso?
ChainedToThePast 1 year ago
someone tried to rape me, no hablo ingles!
ilovekershaw 1 year ago
If I had a theme song, this would be it. I always do the "no hablo ingles" thing xD
15 people no hablan ingles and couldn't tell what like meant, so they clicked on the wrong one.
trickster7997 1 year ago 71
@trickster7997 google translate! :P
Typlogo 11 months ago
★★★★★
VenomousBolt 1 year ago
No hablo espanol xDDDD
zomgitsWowserZ 1 year ago
@XxBLUExCHEEZExX "i dont speak english"
illegalcommercial 1 year ago
Muy buena la cancion!!!
RobertoJackinmas 1 year ago
no hablo en espanol
Sw42997 1 year ago 5
cool
Skat1809 1 year ago
i don't speak english XD
0cloud112 1 year ago
Hey in from Colombia >:O, and stills a great song XD XD, Bowling for soup patea traseros!!! XD
BibsZL 1 year ago
next time mr decataldo (my social studies techer) asks a question im gonna say no hablo ingles
iamtherealET 1 year ago
@iamtherealET Lol im gonna do the same thing
Rryantube 1 year ago
@iamtherealET i did that to my substatute science teacher i made her beleive i didnt speak a word of english for the whole three days she was there and im mexican soooo it worked lol
zipatydoda 1 year ago
@zipatydoda omigod, thts hilarious
iamtherealET 1 year ago
HMMMM my friend a robber came to my house and said do you want to die i said no hablo inglesss XD
tousmane14 1 year ago
don't say it to your English teacher when you didn't do your homework
xxxrhino1xxx 1 year ago
ajaja!!! que buena canciòn y su acento es muy bueno !!!
saludos
itsnothendforme 1 year ago 2
Hey, have any of you guys ever tried that?
It's so liberating.
Mottahead 1 year ago 2
@Mottahead No Hablo Ingles!
Blastes 1 year ago
a great song!!! bfs rules... here in spain, when a tourist ask for help we always say: i don't speak english xd
josevi182 1 year ago
If I said "no hablo inglese" to my science teacher... he would probably chop off my head.
SumGCFan41 1 year ago
do you like my band..wait dont answer that XD
rdowg11 1 year ago 86
I said this with my Spanish teacher when she asked me where my homework was, didn't turn out well...
luigihijklmn 1 year ago
a guy walks by and asks "dónde esta la casa de pepe?" he, no hablas inglés :D That's my favourite part.
Alisen12 1 year ago 5
Haha =P
TheCrazymusicguy 1 year ago
ik spreek geen engels
IownUall4848 1 year ago
nicht spreche englisch
sirlewis212 1 year ago
it was so funny wen they wer on that phineas and ferb episode
undrclasshro 1 year ago
I love sayin no hablo ingles cause its fun when your latino!!!
unspoken11000 1 year ago
a man walks up to me and says," donde esta casa de pepe?", he no hablo ingles!
TacosTasteLikeBlue 1 year ago
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NO habla ingles estupido computidora!
TacosTasteLikeBlue 1 year ago
dont say no hablo ingles in arizona
theworm1244 1 year ago
@theworm1244 Lmfao!
smartblackchic 1 year ago
do you like my band? ..... wait dont answer that
personel18 1 year ago
you just have to love this song!!! It's awesome!<3 But actually, everything of them is awesome! :D :D :D My teacher ask me where my homework was and that's when I told her : NO HABLO INGLÉS xD ^^
catrinlovesbilliejoe 1 year ago
asi que si preguntan, no hablo ingles :D
risheric 1 year ago
amp gawin nyo to mga pinoy
shinnygo 1 year ago
i always hear this at my work-its a fun song
pilipino123456 1 year ago
hahaha, puro coto de estos weyes, hahaha, si rockean NO HABLO INGLES!
PoundoHou 1 year ago
brilliant :D
ChrissyDee2 1 year ago
wht is some one speaks both English and Spanish?
Espiodo 1 year ago
@Espiodo We'd be SCREWD! DDD:
KisamesBabyTeeth 1 year ago
@Espiodo then you say that you don't speak german XD
MrHwoarang 1 year ago
i mean i have to say tnjhis in spanish class
littlemexicantheif 1 year ago
nice i have to say that in spanish
littlemexicantheif 1 year ago
LOVE THIS! love the way they say the situation then they say 'No Hablo Ingles' xD
CkRocx 1 year ago
i got in trouble for saying No hablo Inglews to my teacher when she said that to me lol
UrkinGuy 1 year ago
awesome song!!!! AWESOME BAND!!!!!!
catrinlovesbilliejoe 1 year ago 5
hilarious. endofstory.
i love the new youtube! :)
iloveyou7979 1 year ago
hilarious. endofstory.
i love the new youtube! :)
iloveyou7979 1 year ago
lolllll
mybuthurts123456789 1 year ago
I'm from Argentina and when I was with a friend we always said "I don't speak spanish" when we were on a bad situation xD.
ShinFer26 1 year ago
did you feed the fish? WTH??
hahahaa luv this!! x
SarahF010 1 year ago
hahaha i love being mexican and speaking spanish. I do this all the time, when someone is full of shit i just go "No Hablo Ingles" its bomb
V3893 1 year ago 2
@V3893 You jerk haha :P
TheDeathSage 1 year ago
No hablas ingles? jaja, pero te vendria bien el español :P es piolangaa
ShinFer26 1 year ago
today in my spanish class my teacher asked me for my home work so i said no hablo ingles and she said fine so it could work but i wouldnt trie it cause i got a detension
xxXLegendconXxx 1 year ago 2
@xxXLegendconXxx
for not having the homework or for beeing "rude" (barfaced) to the teacher?
FuckTheReason 1 year ago
No hablo ingles :D
megacorx 1 year ago
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No Hablo Ingles.
Adam11ess 1 year ago 127
No hablo inglés means i dont speak english.
AndyR412 1 year ago
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Umm, it says he cant read the sign but Hablo means speak. not read so the poop sign one is rendered usless.
Scanzortherax 1 year ago
Well, usually if you can't speak a language you can't read it either.
mvfdgirl313 1 year ago 3
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....That's great. A song that encourages Mexicans to continue to be unable to communicate with the rest of America. Or worse, it encourages them to ACT like they can't...
piccolo113 1 year ago
It's a song that encourages to pretend you can't speak english to get out of bad situations, some which would not work. It's just supposed to be funny, don't take it so seriously.
ChapperIce 1 year ago 61
@ChapperIce I know I tried it it does not work at least not on people who know you speak english
AN5137 1 year ago
If you can't tell that this is a satirical band, I encourage you to simply look at the pictures in the video. I'm half Latino and am not offended in the least.
obamamaniac42 1 year ago
Just so you know America isn't the only country which most people speak english :S
Nuggetol 1 year ago
No, of course it's not. But America IS the only country in which there are a shitload of Mexicans who work illegally, don't pay taxes, and refuse to learn even enough English to communicate with anyone.
piccolo113 1 year ago 3
whered you leave your pants?
noobydiablo 1 year ago 2
come to italy!
this song is too much funny!
i love it!
i cry from the laughs everytime i listen to it :)
lavilovesSP 1 year ago
Awe thanks. i will. and i dont recall saying TheLuckIess this song blow. so mind ur own fucking bussiness. tool.
Stawberry445 1 year ago
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this song Blows.
Stawberry445 1 year ago
anyone going the there acoustic night in b'ham?
i cant wait :) x
lollipop000999 1 year ago
los ciento No hablo inglés
Lojiji 1 year ago
Come to Holland you guys! ;-)
Iris688 2 years ago
Come to Germany you guys! ;-)
flo13579ify 1 year ago
is muy chistoso
Isaelhernandezluna 2 years ago
no hablo ingles
luppi11101 2 years ago
sorry no hablo ingles :)
DuffusAndDuffy 2 years ago 3
@gio1320 im hispanic im not making fun of hispanics i was just making a comment on how all the ppl in my school speak spanish so it wouldnt be an excuse
duhitsale 2 years ago
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please pick up the doodie? ur kidding me right? this song is absurd.
volcomvs 2 years ago
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SugoiAlchemist 2 years ago
@volcomvs
as is your spelling. ; D
SugoiAlchemist 2 years ago
Im not seeing a problem with the spelling...
volcomvs 2 years ago
Love them.
bringasmiletosurvive 2 years ago
OMG when i first saw this, thought it had something to do with igloos!! LMAO
aish4greenday 2 years ago 2
doesnt really work in ireland :'(
Niamhasaurus 2 years ago
@duhitsale im from miami n even though i was born in america n my parents were born in cuba i dont speak spanish well but i do understand it perfectly but i know alot of ppl that speak english n some that only kno spanish. So just cause im hispanic dousent mean i speak spanish,even though i do a little.
gio1320 2 years ago 3
lol lol lol its too bad that excuse is not good if you live in miami! everyone speaks spanish....
duhitsale 2 years ago
more like lower california and texas right?
coolpeopledontdie 2 years ago
yeah im in texas ....really mexico should own texas there all mexican lol
nvidiavistaturion 2 years ago 3