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  • "are you prepared to die today?"

    "what are your terms"

    "Die"

    I laughed so freaking hard

  • What are you still doing here? GET OUT! LMFAO XD

  • Whenever I see that episode with all of the Enterprises, I like to think that this Picard was on one of them.

  • HAHAHAHAHA! Fuck yeah.

  • How does such youtube genius only have 22,679 views, I have to go watch these in order! I was having a crappy day, thanks for the laugh!!

  • Noooo! All those hot Cardassian women!

  • Can anyone tell me what episode that last scene is from? Where a shadow speaks to Q, Q responds "we may not have to eliminate jean luc"

  • @smileygabe22

    True Q. "Jean Luc" is edited in.

  • @smileygabe22 That was from the episode "True Q." The good General tweaked the original audio - it was actually referring to Amanda Rogers, not "Jean-Luc."

  • Awesome editing especially on the star ship layering, you must've used like every battle scene in the entire series lol.

  • Wow! Great editing! Makes me so wish they'd one a Mirror Universe TNG instead of botching it up like they did with DS9.

  • 285,000 Galaxy-Class Ships?

    Hmm, plus some others for good measure. What could stop them?

  • We are not prepared to go to war

    Picard: O rly? finger snap. How 'bout now?

    Go to work

  • he knows how to recruit them

  • lol, Great job!

  • 2:04 Picard mutes the Cardassians...and the thrilling background music.

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  • What are your terms? Die!

  • Engage! Fire! Destroy! Enjoy!!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just came across this one and oh I'm going to have some viewing fun on youtube for the next while, thanks :D

  • @BFK127 you're welcome. but make sure you watch them by order since many of these are connected plot-wise.

    the first ones are random but after that they started being linear and many jokes depend on knowing the previous ones for full enjoyment.

  • damn good, im impressed

  • 47 Cardasian vessels versus presumably 280,000 Enterprises...don't think the Cardasian's odds are too good :D

  • what ep is it when picard orders the fleet till cardassen space

  • "Mr. Worf, pulverize a planet!"

  • I remember that one ep., I loved watching all the little ships just silently pop onto the screen.

    I was like, "I want one, too." :oD

  • YOU JUST COMMITTED AN ACT OF UTTER BARBARITY. Well done

  • "You have just committed an act of utter barbarity! Well done."

    Genius!

  • lol that looks nothing like uncle Phil!

  • 2:23 lower left corner. I assume it's supposed to be a Jem'Hadar battleship, but it looks just like the Scimitar from Nemesis.

  • 1 enterprise = ass kicking

    3 enterprises = MAJOR ass kicking

    100 MOTHERF***** enterprises = GODLIKE PWNAGE

  • 0:54 Is that Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince? If not its a good look alike before James Avery grew the beard.

  • This is beautiful...

  • Wow, that was risky of Riker to sit in the captains chair again, since he was thrown in the brig last time he did that. I guess he doesn't remember though, since Picard went back in time and started everything over again.

  • ROFL "What are your terms.  "Die."

    That was pretty fuckin hilarious

  • I like the fat admiral.

  • Finally they got rid of Cardasia

  • Hahaha, I like how Wesley is completely lost.

  • Love the recut's. Its almost like watching TNG all over again.

  • Literally amazing!

  • Riker smiling... Priceless.

  • "will the kardashians cooperate?" lol 00:39

  • so funny

  • 1:48 Are those fighters flying around that defiant class? Didn't think that Star Fleet used those.

  • @DevilDan83 maque raiders i belive

  • Didn't these fuckers ever hear of shields? Geeze..

  • Picard: Commander Riker would you please report to my readyroom.

    Riker: Yes captain.

    Picard: What the hell are you still doing here?

    Riker: Sir?

    Picard: Will you please leave my ship.

    Picard: GET OUT!

    Riker: Charming man.

    LOL i was ROFL so hard i couldent breathe XD

  • 0:01 Amazing

  • "what are you terms?"

    Warf: "Die"

  • I love how Picard is the one that Q is specifically singling out to spare. XD General, your works are magnificent!

  • I love how Picard is the one that Q is specifically singling out to spare. XD

  • This is my favorite recut.

  • lmao @ 0:16

    "Will you please leave my ship!? GET OUT!!!"

  • omg, Picard is... a Q?

  • @Phelan666 check out the previous 2 videos to see how he got Q powers

  • @GeneralGrin lol amazing episode. Though I find it hard to believe picard could convince ALL the other picards to be evil like him. He IS one of a kind afterall.

  • @Phelan666

    "Oh really? *snaps fingers*"

  • where did you get the "GET OUT!" quote?

  • @CryoStatus that's from the film "first contact"

  • @GeneralGrin Picard likes starting wars I take it?

  • looolll riker's face 2:06

  • 1:50 ...what movie is that from?

  • @MysteryoftheGods Its from an episode of deep space 9

  • lol!!! brilliant!

  • Well done!

  • I suppose that some of Picard's actions in this episode were justified; the Cardassians fired first.

  • That face riker is giving at 2:06 is just so good. Its like he is saying "Alright, lets kill them all" with his smile.

  • I always knew Picard could break down reality by the snap of a finger

  • "Mr. Worf. Pulverize a planet"

    awesome :)

  • best edit ever

  • Riker's shit-eating grin at the end is hilarious.

  • what episode was the massive fleet from?

  • @novantha1 That's from a Deep Space Nine episode..."Sacrifice of Angels", probably.

  • @scockery thanks

  • "What are your terms?"

    "Die!"

  • YOU HAVE COMMITED AN ACT OF BARBARITY!.

    Well done!

    Best line ever

  • "What the Hell ae you still doing here?

    ..Sir?

    Will you please leave my ship....?

    Get OUT!"

    rikers Face at the End, this makes me burst out loud every time i think about it briliant :D

  • The intro to this episode is perhaps the best yet. Completely random and perfectly executed intro sequences are absolutely wonderful.

  • @Katsuhisa777 actually it's not random. Picard is still angry at Riker for trying to kill him a few videos earlier.

    in the end of this video after Riker massacres the Cardassians Picard likes him again

  • @GeneralGrin Well, nonetheless, I actually prefer the more random ones.

  • @GeneralGrin Mr. Worf, Pulverize a Planet. The look on Wesley's Face when Riker says that is priceless.

  • 2:07 rikers smile lol and picard the Q

  • One of the best recuts. But after the destruction of planet you could have added that scene where Picard is making a toast to the finest crew in Starfleet and singing 'Heart of Oak'. Nevertheless, great job!

  • wooo a Q ending

  • what are your terms???

    die

  • Excellent - really excellent

  • You have to destroy an entire fucking planet to get on Picard's good side!

  • This is by far my favorite Recut, 4 or 5 good LOLs, well done Grin.

  •  What episode is the part with Q?

  • You're very good at these, I have to keep coming back and watching them!!!! XD "Mr Worf, pulverise a planet"

  • Picard stole Sisko's fleet lol.

  • @42underscore

    Every ship in Starfleet is Picard's, he just loans them to other captains. He is the Chuck Norris of the 24th century.

  • "DIE"!

  • Picard's "Get Out!!" makes me laugh uncontrollably. Hilarious.

  • Very good, bravo!

  • Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer!

  • good one!

  • You know I notice a pattern where the Federations enemy's are being wiped out. First the Borg then Romulus and now finally Cardassia. If I was the Klingons I would get off Kronos as soon as possible

  • Why the hell are you still on my ship? GET OUT!

    LMFAO!!!

  • I love that shit-eating grin Riker has at the end of the video!

  • Great work... What episode is the barbarity quote from?

  • pwnd.

  • Love the way Picard tells Riker to fuck off at the beginning!

  • GRIN!!!!!!! You need to collect all of these and put them on a DVD or something. I would pay to own the series!!

  • @billyboyjennings easy to do yourself. Get Free Youtube Download from dvdvideosoft and enter the url of the playlist(!) in it, it will get all 76 episodes, no need to copy all the adresses by hand :) I did the same with his Dominion War series

  • Oh so Epic and nice use of clips from DS9 and Stargate Continuum

  • Damn! Without you GeneralGrin, the internet would be no fun :)

  • amazing

  • "What are your terms?" "Die!" Lol nice one!

  • Destroyer of Worlds! Yes!!!

  • This has gone from funny to dramatic. Great job! With the Q's involvement things are going to get complicated. I'm looking forward to the next chapter.

  • Where does the Cardasian Vs fleet seen From?

  • @Zeppo3 Startrek DS9 , dominion war.

  • Excellent stuff - where's the bombardment footage from though?

  • Picard: "Orly?" haha

  • holy crap there's a spy on board and picard destroys cardassia.

  • Of COURSE Data Has Not "Mastered" ....IRONY... For To Be One With Irony... He Would Have To Go Through A "Metamythasis (NOT "Metamorphisis") And Hatch From His Lowly Positronic-Brain Operated Caterpillar Body, Into A WONDERFUL IRON BORG BUTTERFLY.... Yes... An Iron Butterfly..... Flying Through Space And Time...In The Fabric Between Matter And Mutter... In The State Of Being Called... ABSURDITY.

  • one of the best ones yet, loved the fast-paced evil-picard action :D

    especially love how picard got his fleet, lol

    guess he doesn't care about other realities

  • 1:39 Star trek online anyone? xD

  • I was expecting Picard to say "That was absolutely thrilling."

  • You have just committed an act of utter barbarity! Well done! XD

    Best edit yet!

  • @CaptainPositron IT'S SICKENING! That there aren't more people like you!

  • @CaptainPositron That part was hilarious, especially the smirk from Riker

  • @CaptainPositron i love rikers smug face when picard says well done

  • epic

  • best "Get Out!" I've ever heard!

  • WHAT ARE YOU STIL DOING ON MY SHIP!?! GIT AWOUT! *rabies*

  • What is 1:55? I am sorely struggling at the moment, but can't think of the episode

  • @Trek001 at 1:55 the image is from "the chase" and the audio is from "conundrum"

  • @BorgHub thanks - it didnt look right to be honest

  • Sacrifice of Angels FTW!

  • Love Evil Picard!!!

  • Data's a fucking genius!

  • 0:19 "get out" who said that and in what episode?

  • @KrupyFren Picard said it in "first contact"

  • OMG...

    I'm dying!!! This shit is soooo funny!!

  • Why are Wesley's eyes normal again? I'm so disappointed to see that.

  • @swupstik Cause an episode later Picard went into the Briar Patch and used the regeneration element in the ring on the whole ship, unfortunately Wesley benefitted from the event.

  • ROFLMAO Enterprise spamming FTW

  • "Die..." best line ever.

  • I had no idea Q worked for Future Guy!

  • can we have more star trek nudity, that's always a winner :)

  • The plot thickens!

  • : )

  • Had me laughing the entire time, great job GG

  • picard's "well done" goes for your work, too, generalgrin : )

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