Real Men of Genius - Mr Airport Baggage Handler

[WALTERBROADDUS]

Having worked at a Airline, I know the Genius low of the Baggage folks is low. AT Useless Airways it does not exist at all.

[0001arely]

hahahaa!! this is fuunnnnnyyy!!!! :D

[VFA103JollyRogers]

what about the bags that really are going to Tulsa?

[nick4leader]

@VFA103JollyRogers I'm really worried about those that are taking off from Tulsa. but this is probably one of my favorites.

[ohitsyou77]

you give us all a reason to carry on.

i only wish i could be that genius.

[Bigdickmiggee]

I want David bickler at my funeral

[lovellespice]

"It's time for my lunch break"

[TheMrTide]

"thats in oklahoma." lol

[JosephManuel]

As I was pushing out a plane today, and the pilot plays this over the headset. I was laughing so hard, I'm surprised I didn't push back in to anything.

[TGCid20]

@JosephManuel That pilot was awesome.You should punch him in the dick next chance you have though;just to let him know who's awesome boss in your shit.Take no prisoners,son.

[mhughet]

Well since I live in Tulsa they did their job I guess.

[juliaw4]

thank you for flying!

[biggestMetallicAfan]

And maybe if dumb passengers didn't make there bags weight 112 pounds for us to handle we wouldn't treat them so bad.

[phantomkitsunezero]

@biggestMetallicAfan Eah, I work in a similar line of work, Trailer loading, And we have the same issue, I don't purposely treat anything bad, but you better believe that on the conveyors, those jack-offs that don't secure that overweight shit end up damaging everyone-else's stuff, I'm sure the same is true of luggage loading.

Like I said, I'm certain you guys don't intentionally send anything other than it's destination or purposely chuck it around

[biggestMetallicAfan]

@phantomkitsunezero Well you grab the bag and you got to pretty much throw it, because you have to stack the bags quick, and in an orderly fashion. But when you have 135 bags weighing up to 70 pounds, coming at you one by one very fast, you grab and throw grab and throw, it's the super heavy ones that get treated like shit, because the person loads it so heavy, then we gotta load it, it makes are work harder than it needs to be.

[biggestMetallicAfan]

@phantomkitsunezero But i see your point, we don't treat stuff all that bad, but bags and mail do get thrown and chucked all the time, sometimes you throw a bag or mail, and it falls off the belt loader or something, but we try to not be to harsh.

But i do really recommend when you fly DO NOT pack fragile stuff, if you do, make sure it's packed well that it won't bust when the back is thrown like they have been.

[phantomkitsunezero]

@biggestMetallicAfan Ooooh yeah don't worry, I know that I should pack anything I ship well enough to withstand the equivilent weight of a 250 pound individual standing on it with one foot, because it's bound to happen

[biggestMetallicAfan]

@phantomkitsunezero Good ya understand.

I mean i don't do ramping anymore, as i fly now.

But i look down i can still see bags treated horribly.

[biggestMetallicAfan]

God it's so true!!!

If you could only see how we treat your baggage.

[EmpoweredWithLight]

lol!

[scaryscrewedupchic]

that's in oklahoma!!!!

[love4ouran]

I LOVE THIS!!

[deanmzi]

That's in Oklahoma!

[TheGREENLEMMING]

haha great just great

[MST720]

Today we salute you Mr. Real Men of Genius commercial maker guys!

[legostowne]

"It's time for my luuuunch break!"

[PCRedman]

thats in Oklahoma.... 

[zippyman818]

Remember the old-fashioned days when you could get dropped off at the curb, check your luggage, run off to the gate and pass OJ on his way to the Hertz rental counter, get on the plane; and your bags actually made it on that very flight?

*sighs*

Those were the days man.

[ladyraze]

"That's in Oklahoma!" LMAO. 

[blue1alchemist]

"Its time for my lunch break!"

[ItsMeLegit]

this is my favorite one

[biggestMetallicAfan]

@ItsMeLegit It's my favorite because it's soooooo literally true.

[FireFeniX203]

hahaha nice!

[bigdog379x]

But thats oay because thanks to you everythings going to Tulsa....

Bahahaha

[kptcoletrane]

Its time for my lunch break!

[TheWalsinator]

thats in oklahoma!

[94jg]

I want a background guy like that so when I'm being sarcastic he can chime in like that lol

[chewiegap1]

"It's time for my lunch break" LMAO!

[moldycrow89]

Its time for my luch break!

[Klopy1414]

rofl. Thats in oklahoma! Love it.

[virsunen2]

LOL awesome!

[yblocker]

< < <SLC's king of the carosel!!!!!

[sunsetlover]

@randomvidz94 #fail? #troll! why waste your time

[SINREKA]

As a former baggage handler, I endorse this message.

[onikuma25]

"I'm on my lunch break!" XD

[canusolveacube]

Airline Not Responsible

[TexasNova]

Oklahoma is an Arm Pit. Lived there for 10 yr

[AmbroseSilverWolfe]

HA! Well i can say this. i AM a baggage handler BUT i DO NOT load them or unload them onto/off the plane.. all i do is take them off the baggage belts in the baggage claim area and take said bags to the respective baggage service offices. SO DON'T BLAME ME FOR A LOST BAG! .... nuf said

[redsoxfan1984]

Everything's going to Tulsa

Funny because it's true!

[marktsheppard]

this is the best one, I love it hahahaaahha

[stifflersmum7]

That's in Oklahoma!

[bearsfan2002]

Don't do drugs, or you'll wind up working for United like those guys who broke Dave Carrol's Taylor Guitar

[skorcha]

damn can anybody upload the "new one" :something about Mr. Free Hook Up Guy" Ha-sterical!! =)

[soccerchick9900]

"thats in oklahoma"

"It's time for my lunch break" lol

someone should make a website where you can add in your own words!

[magmaguy]

there is a website were you put a picture and then it appears as if it was in real life... everybody starts cheering you, there are even ppl with posters of you cheering in the streets... its HILARIOUS

[DRadioflyer]

LOL!!

[Roxas671]

"thank you for flying total bastard airline"

" if you could-"

" Buh bye

[jweaver435]

Airline not responsible hahahah

[Familyguy1230]

thats in oklahoma lol

[DurtyDirkDiggler]

Thank You For Flying

[brandencriner1]

Why just set it down, when you could throw it, kick it, or just ignore it? hahahahaha true.

[GuyBoloney]

That's in Oklahoma

[parasitic590]

hah. delta connection..what a joke.

[gpciie]

It was a good ad. Then I heard "Thank you for flying" and it became another great ad.

[ExtremeRulez13]

It's time for my lunchbreak!

[ieatpomsforbreakfast]

Pay Peanuts, Get Monkeys

[HikariOokami]

I do this for a living...I wish he was lying

[hunterbob21]

lol i live in tulsa

[kirchofflipman]

Thank you for this Video - Guys, check my Profile

[LRgamer]

Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius!) Today we salute you, Mr. Airport Baggage Handler! (Mr. Airport Baggage Handler!) Why just set a bag down when you can throw it, kick it, or simply... ignore it? (It's time for my lunch break!) SFO, ORD, LAX: the complex airport codes are almost unsolvable, but that's okay... because thanks to you, everything's going to Tulsa. (That's in Oklahoma!)

[LRgamer]

When comforting a traveller about a lost bag or a treasured family pet, you only need to remember three words: "Airline not responsible" (Thank you for flying!) So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, king of the carrousel: you give us all a reason to carry on...

[Gertie007]

I love this...since I work at the Airport, and i would sign a bag or two to tulsa

[Dee3BoobTube]

Haha, reason to carry on. Nice.

[yankeesfan135]

Real men of Genius at RDU

[fatman7600]

I'm a real man of genius in MKE!

[adogg619]

It's time for my lunch break! :)

[astrofunkyness]

thats in oklahoma lol

[tconnarn]

♫♪♫  "thank you for flying" ♫♪♫

lmfao!

[megaben99]

@tconnarn 0:36 "your bags are in oklahoma" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (30 minutes later) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! p.s. if they were in ducklahoma the minute your bags are taken off the plane they get smashed by a bunch of anvils.

[Dogfish1960]

Hey, someone has to do it ... It takes a REAL MAN to say "Grandma, I didn't lose your heart pills or kill your little dog". Call customer service.

[JohnThomasB]

@ BrokenPromise7

thats in oklahoma!

LMAO!

[BrokenPromise7]

It doesn't matter because everything is going to Tulsa.

[BaganJermal]

that is in Oklahoma.

[spyker024]

ITS TIME FOR MY LUNCH BREAK LOL

[dirty9er415]

so true!!! I worked the bagwell at SFO and let me tell you, NEVER write fragile on a bag or box. It will only get kicked, stomped, suplexed and get a Randy Savage flying elbow.

[siamorealistici]

I'm a Real Men of Genius, Airport Baggage Handler of Milan Malpensa;)

[viaeridesio]

I' m a Real Men of Genius too.. Venice airport VCE..

[tureina]

Oh my gosh. That was HILARIOUS. Worst feeling in the world when you're in Houston and they tell you that your baggage is in Maryland. Yup. "Airport Not Responsible." LMAO!

[alexm5488]

When I finished my 2 weeks of training as a ramper for US in PHX, the instructor played us this as a send-off... very nice!

[Cult1022]

SFO, ORD, LAX - the complex airport codes are almost unsolvable, but thats okay, because thanx to you, everything's going to Tulsa *thats in oklahoma *sing** xD

[youzatrick]

ITS TIME FOR MY LUNCH BREAK !! hahahaha

[captainfury2007]

Yep, that sums it up.

[Blizzeekitty]

Haha!

[MicheleMidnight]

ha ha ha all bags went to Tulsa and airport not responsible. too cute! found this on the filmfest!

[Therapist1972]

awesome!!! 5 stars!!! :-)!!!

[PappyStu]

Who takes baggage?

Well watched festival video

[kurtw27]

Give us all a reason to carry on, LOL

[daisymae2008]

ORD, SFO, and LAX, the airport code system is nearly impossible to break, but that's ok, because thanks to you, everythings going to Tulsa......

[trosc]

That`s in Oklahooooma...

[XGangstarX]

omg the guy singing makes me laugh hard

[Tarv1]

That's in Oklahoma  I'm rolling lol

[dva3438]

That's okay. Because thanks to you, everything's going to Tulsa.

That's in Oklahoma...

[xhacker]

LOL airline not responsible

[erikaemergency]

"Thank You For Flying"

XD

[BushidoBrownSama]

-or simply ignore it

"Time for my lunch break"

-Air Plane not responsible

"Thankyou for flying"

[yeticowman]

-because thanks to you, everything's going to Tulsa

"That's in Oklahoma"

[ftunduwe]

By the way very funny commecials by Bud light. I love the Mr. Unathletic Sports Radio Talk Show Host

[ardie12]

Haha Tulsa...

hell ya

[MySerpentine]

I love it!!! LOL!!!

[KregAXN]

"The complex airport code system". NOT!!! It's SOOO simple once you get the hang of it (takes a little work though) ;)

Very funny commercial, BTW!!!!

[SimplyDale]

why put it down gently when you can throw it? " omfg i can't stop laughing.

[bobwatters]

or just ignore it rofl

[Keys879]

Man.. and I just got laid off from United Airlines today as a Ramp Service Agent (Baggage Handler..) This depresses me but at the same time makes it all worth it.

[scottoldis]

I used to work for United in Chicago, and oh my god...and this would always be played over the radios. It was one of the best jobs ever. or the perks were. Yeah and I saw that someone said they were a baggage handler, and said to pack shit lighter!!! this is true, especially you Europeans with you 70-90lbs a bag. Lufthansa is this shit either way.

[styhl66]

That's interesting, cos I'm a ramp agent in England and the heaviest bags are YOUR AMERICAN ones. Of course it's like that. When you're so far away from home, your baggage is heavy.

[ftunduwe]

WOW WOW, come on Americans and Europeans. I am African and I am reasoning better than you. If you are flying locally what carry too much stuff but international heck you mught be there for more than a month so pack heavy. So in America most heavy bags are going to Europe and vice versa. I recommend Discrete Math or Real Analysis. I will get more English lessons.

[ftunduwe]

See I need more enlish lessons. I meant to say " why carry too much ...."

[Reeflude]

Polish bags er worse...

[hunterbob21]

TULSA FTW!!!!!

[dcFaddy]

why just set a bag down when you can kick it, throw it or ignore it?

[sango12321]

lmao! "because of you, everything is going to tulsa." makes me laugh so much

[xxgrooovyxx]

Ramp Rat MEM here! Great Video & Honorable Salute to us all! AYE!

[robblindsay]

all of these are so funny because they're all true

[pitblondie]

Love this as I am a baggage handler! Reality: it's not THAT bad, but y'all should try to pack LIGHTER! We read the tags, and try our best but we are under-staffed and under-paid. We have lots of good people doing this job, though.

[viaeridesio]

VCE Venice airport Baggage Handler with you..

[Kruizinby]

lol classic!!!

[hpotter952]

sweet!!

[txrosebud]

love it