Jonny 5's Rhyme of the Day 2-7-10 "If you want to cook an egg"

[akrakin]

Greatest rotd everrrrrrrrr.

[321iseeyou]

Society puts trust in you not to set fire to any other people.

I hate the responsibilities society imposes on me.

[Devil2432]

LMAO best PSA ever. I could have used this when I cooked Croissant rolls for over 2 hours.

[TrixieSeven]

"Use your intelligent head!" heeheehee...

[BananaForPresident]

I did the exact same thing trien to make hardboiled eggs. left for work and 8 hours later i came home and said to myself, smells like someones having a bbq, i open my front door and bam! im throwing a bbq.

[skateboard0099]

the funniest video on youtube ever!!!!!!!!!

[PossumCuber]

I'm looking forward to seeing what this will sound like if you do a february mixtape xD

[iluvsafteysuit9456]

This is such a win! Lol. You sound uber bored though 0.0

[davefrye86]

I was hoping at the end you would pull a Gob. "I've made a huge mistake"

[jazzyoself]

So, here in LA we have this thing called KROQ. There's a morning show with these two guys called Kevin and Bean, and they have this song that my friends and I have adopted for when people make EPIC mistakes. "Would you like to take that back?!" LOL I now sing this song to you @flobot5

[sparkles5678]

anyone care to explain why its in a pot?? lol

[Frostdme]

fucking hysterical!!!

[MoThR930206]

wow, lol - thanks for sharing

[TheSporksrfun1]

Hahaha, I don't think a rap can get any more "real" than this.

[cobrafan427]

hahaha "so don't go off and do some other shit"

[fultefutography]

Made me laugh, thanks.

[RedPhoenix82]

"Like"

[biographyofaphoenix]

Hey Jonny, on the tenth, can you do another one like 'zero to five'? Be exactly one month on and its been one of my favourite so far, keep up the good work.

[rookis25]

yo jonny5 can you rap about Media and there efforts to scare the Masses, and put LuK g in it too plz . By a dedicated fan.

[IronickProductions]

Lol one time I filled up a pot with water to make Kraft dinner then i forgot about it and went uptown. Four hours later the pot looked like that and my house stunk for a couple days

[kes251]

I feel you need some puppets to sing this along with you. Glad everything is alright, though. Next birthday, don't be surprised if you get a timer.

[WhiteNoiseWes]

lol....

[IEATLAVA21]

hahahaha that sucks! good rhyme tho

[9sOccErchIck9]

aww!

That made me laugh until i realized that it was true!

I'm sorry! At least it wasn't too cold in Denver today so you could have your windows open...

I hope everyone is ok!

[TedBeRandom]

xD that made me laugh

and I could almost imagine it as a kids song if you changed a few lines, just to make sure they don't make the same mistakes you did ;P

[DonReba]

20 minutes is kinda long to cook an egg. It would end up all rubbery. 6-8 is good.

[Coxy13131]

haha this is funny but sooo true and needed

[Zanzabar2292]

Aw, Jonny....damn dude...

[MasonStormm]

hahah I never thought that it was about you! Nice one, I love these.

[TheSlurredNerd]

That really....fuckin sucks...I'll remember that next.