Train of Thought on a Circular Track

[wideosvatcher]

well at least you 2 didnt huff the jars (jenkem) for a buzz......lol

[TheMudbrooker]

@wideosvatcher Who says we didn't? :)

[sarcleaeolist]

Dang, your misadventures with glass scars are more, impressive, than mine. Neat story.

[TheMudbrooker]

@sarcleaeolist Any childhood worth having leaves scars. ;)

[debbieomi]

I hope sooner comes before later. This story was brilliant!

I attended a Baptist school, too...for three years, the whole of junior high. I got a decent education in literature, math, history but not a lick of science. I feel I am still playing catch up.

[TheMudbrooker]

@debbieomi Did they use Accelerated Christian Education curriculum? Oh, and thanks for the thing about Scott Walker. :)

[debbieomi]

@TheMudbrooker Sure did... packets of! I use to blow right through those things. You really were teaching yourself. There was no lessons from the teacher. We had "desks" that cubicles attached to the wall. During off school hours, the desk tops attached to the walls so the church used the space for gatherings. If we needed attention from the teacher, we put a miniature American flag in a little hole at the top of the desk; the Christian flag if the aide could handle it.

You're welcome!

[TheRecoveringZombie]

Stupid Youtube. This didn't show up when you posted it.

Anyway...

You need to be a narrator. This was highly entertaining.

One time the neighbor boy and I tried to dig to China. We got down about the depth of a grave when we had an avalanche. So I got to experience being buried alive. Funny thing, mother's tend to freak out severely when they see their children clawing their way out of an earthen grave.

[TheMudbrooker]

@TheRecoveringZombie That'll teach her not to have a zombie apocolypse kit ready! ;)

[TheRecoveringZombie]

@TheMudbrooker Well, both mom's wouldn't have noticed anything had it not been for Jeffrey screaming and crying when we surfaced. He's was always such a little puss. XD

[RakaTheTenacious]

Why do I find this far more entertaining than TV? It has formulaic movie and sitcom plots focus grouped into a highly refined science of entertainment. So, refined that half way through the move I already know that the ending will ... oh ... never mind. Good video.

[TheMudbrooker]

@RakaTheTenacious I should have you help me make videos, I seldom know how they're going to end! :)

[AuntieDiluvian]

That was a lovely memory journey! And do tell us some stories about Baptist school!

[TheMudbrooker]

@AuntieDiluvian I will eventually. :)

[raverdeath100]

you really should be on the radio( i'm a Brit so radio4 comes to mind). the voice is a winner.. hell man, that was great.

[TheMudbrooker]

@raverdeath100 I've been told I have an ideal face for radio. :)

[WhiteKnitter]

Man, I could listen to this shit for hours.

[TheMudbrooker]

@WhiteKnitter Thanks!

[RakaTheTenacious]

@WhiteKnitter Pun intended?

[thecryptqueen]

It's so interesting, the way your brain can leapfrog from memory to thought to memory. I love your stories! ^.^

[TheMudbrooker]

@thecryptqueen Thanks Ruby, I really will get around to making a video about my days in baptist school. One of these days. ;)

[Rushlimpballs]

The whole time I'm watching this, I'm thinking, "What's the point of this?" And as the video kept going, I kept thinking it more and more. Then, at the very last sentence, I laughed my ass off. Great job. I get it.

[TheMudbrooker]

@Rushlimpballs It's the reason I don't make videos more often, it sometimes takes a while to get my ducks in a row. :)

[ozmoroid]

Fermented cow shit. I think I rather have a real hand grenade thrown at me.

[TheMudbrooker]

@ozmoroid Oh, the fun I could have had with some real grenades! :)

[ozmoroid]

@TheMudbrooker Sounds like you did plenty of damage with the cow poop versions.

[TheLivingDinosaur]

What a peculiar mind you have. And by peculiar, I mean weird. ;-)

[TheMudbrooker]

@TheLivingDinosaur Riding my train of thought might not get you too far, but it makes for an interesting (if not terrifying) trip. :)

[AncientAtheist]

The massive dose of antibiotics was the first thing that came to mind as you told the story. Shit. Literally.

[TheMudbrooker]

@AncientAtheist The cow shit was probably one of the least unwholesome ingredients.

[Chimpdecheese]

Loved this. :D

[TheMudbrooker]

@Chimpdecheese Thank you much. :)

[TheWingnuterer]

absolutely pointless video, LOVED IT

[TheMudbrooker]

@TheWingnuterer Pointless videos are often the best kind. :)

[SuperSoylent2]

Them are some fine looking scars, Muddy! Nice ones.

[TheMudbrooker]

@SuperSoylent2 Yeah they are good ones, 35 years and they still haven't faded out.

[goxster]

This is out of what real heroes are made. We had in grandmothers village also such a castle, it was a bombed house witch had still no be rebuild and sure it was forbidden for us kids. The real reason was that all around there where still a lot of dud bombs, ammunition and so on. In my bulge this was so until the late eighties.

[TheMudbrooker]

@goxster Kids love ruins, they provide just enough of a base for their imagination to turn them into anything they want.

[carlcartman]

This reminds me of the book "Life on the Missippi" where young Mark Twain and his friends would talk to an old man, who would always start telling them about this amazing ram he owned-- and he never finished the story-- he would always go off on a tangent.

[TheMudbrooker]

@carlcartman The tangents are usually the best part of any story.

[itsmaxinthebox]

That was a pretty awesome story ^_^

[TheMudbrooker]

@itsmaxinthebox Thanks.

[bvwatcher2]

Fremented shit grenades.....brilliant!!

[TheMudbrooker]

@bvwatcher2 They were just the coolest damned things.

[jamesmaseobrown]

Great Story !



[TheMudbrooker]

@jamesmaseobrown Thank you!

[8journey8]

Aish!! Who knew back then what those antique bottles would be worth on E-bay in the future!! I too remember the ash bins where trash was burned. I lived in Chicago, and it was still legal to burn trash in the alley behind the house. We spent all summer outside....I think I came inside one time during the whole summer of 1958....haha

[TheMudbrooker]

@8journey8 I did keep some of the coolest looking ones, but yeah, I could be making big money on them now.

[thethegreenmachine]

John Grisham's gonna steal your story now.

[TheMudbrooker]

@thethegreenmachine I'll keep an eye out for the sneaky bastard. ;)

[GreenEggsAndHamster]

Great story! Believe it or not, I actually live next to a castle. No joke.

Thanks for another excellent video!

[TheMudbrooker]

@GreenEggsAndHamster I believe you, I know where that is!

[TheCurmudgen]

It's amazing the crazy shit we did as children. Great story telling.

[TheMudbrooker]

@TheCurmudgen Ahh, the good old days. When nature was allowed to take it's course and weed out the stupid kids. :)

[gamutman]

That was fun.

[TheMudbrooker]

@gamutman It was fun to make.

[prodigyat9]

Have you ever considered making a video about that old Baptist school? Just a thought.

[TheMudbrooker]

@prodigyat9 I might have to do that someday.

[EuphoricImpact]

Cool, I enjoyed it!! You are a super storyteller. Peace

[TheMudbrooker]

@EuphoricImpact I try my best.:)

[saxmanchiro]

Wow, a Baptist school. I feel real bad for you now. I was not aware of the incredible suffering you endured.

[TheMudbrooker]

@saxmanchiro It wasn't all that bad, but it didn't do me much good either.

[nishbrown]

LOL!

Reminds me of when I was about 5 or 6, and I punched my older brother in the nose.

His face was right on the other side of the window of the walk-in garage door that he had just locked.

:^D

[TheMudbrooker]

@nishbrown Real glass doesn't break quite like the spun sugar they use in the movies does it?

[nishbrown]

@TheMudbrooker

No. No it doesn't.

If I recall correctly, I was proud of the fact that I had less blood coming out of my hand than he had coming out of his nose.

XD

[hilldiggity]

Enjoyed.

[TheMudbrooker]

@hilldiggity Thanks!

[d00m0racl3]

simply wow! brother you have such a knack of bringing the most ineventual tales to proper life that this lil' trip down memory lane was just EPIC. i'll bet i'm not the only one that while listening to your accounts was/will be flooded with images & memories we may have long forgetten we ever had. I'm trully grateful to have come across your channel. keep up the great work & yes now you've trully piked curiosty, hopefully that vid won't be too long away, cheers! :D

[TheMudbrooker]

@d00m0racl3 Thanks for the compliment!

[MacNutz2]

You really ought to make a video about that, one of these days. :) This was interesting and engaging. I suspect it gets more interesting.

[TheMudbrooker]

@MacNutz2 I will make a video about that. One of these days. :)