I Am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers - Lyrics

[beenthere1that]

1:25 = epic

[myr13dx]

he he he

like it

[TRONkhfan13]

-song is playing, halfway done. Old Spice commercial guy pops up out of nowhere-

OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!! THE POWER OF OLD SPICE CANNOT BE CONATINED TO YOUR TELEVISION SET!!!!!!! OOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

That's right. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh- POWER!

[lxGAMEVIDZxl]

funny



[The1337PokemonMaster]

Attention: You have witnessed what is quite possibly one of the greatest guitar solos on Youtube.

[MrFluffythehellhound]

I bet Tony Stark is Santa Claus during Christmas and Christmas Eve!!!!!!!!!!!!

[legofreak1011]

i want to hear Ozzy sing this that would be awesome

[projectz975]

This song will rock your faaaeeece !!!!!!!!!

[LoversFreezedInTime]

SNOWFLAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ilikespace1337]

TOMORROW IS XMAS

[RRVCrinale]

This year Santa must be using the Mk III suit to get around.

[SkyPiercers]

If I was sitting in my bed and suddenly heard "I AM SANTA CLAUS!" I would be pretty scared.

[bladet55]

No leave crack and a lighter

[InChristAlive]

Best parody in HISTORY!!!!!!

[RockacholicTravis]

2:52 I AMMMM SANTA CLLLAUS!

[BlueKirby75]

Santa is rockin to this! So are his elves.

[penguinsnsquirrels]

haha shit i love it!

[sarfimenez]

can you sen me the kink to download this?

[raeven1212]

I don't leave him cookies and milk, I leave him beef jerky and beer

[DennonADTR]

If Santa isnt a billionare he was a navy seal, cuz he travles the whole world and nobody ever sees him

[TsukiNaito1]

Lolz my parents heard this on the radio, too. So I had to look it up

[bluephantomsteel]

@TsukiNaito1 same here :3

[SEGAforlife]

We were listening to a Christmas radio station as we set up our Christmas tree and then this song came on. We were all like "Why's Iron Man playing on a Christmas channel?" Then we heard him say "I am Santa Claus" Great song, love.

[allisoncareau]

LOL I LOVE IT. {5 STARS}

[RDRfan14]

This is my chistmas music

[GirlInCalifornia]

Best Christmas song ever!

[lightssmith]

I know someone who actually got into a small car accident because this song was making him laugh too hard.

[TheSubject388]

was listening to the radio and was oh cool "Iorn Man" i love that song then i heard santa and was like O.o then i was like OMG BEST HOLIDAY SONG EVER \m/

[deathvalleyqueen33]

santa is totally getting a beer this year

[zekayn]

thats it... im leaving beer and cookies for Santa this year... and a pack of cigarettes

[ACE2PJ]

Excellent, shit merry christmas everyone!

[mscrashcourse]

If this didnt have an Ozzy song playing in the back.. I wouldn't have sued your ass. JK JK

[BloodsplaterAirsoft]

18 people dont leave beer for santa

[32kitch]

how can you NOT identify ....... stupid phone

[32kitch]

uh, how could anyone not know what the original song was that was used for this parody? How can you identify the music of Black Sabbath as the base music for this song?

[synde44]

you spelled terribly

[peggilbert]

@scott ferguson too funny!!!!!!

[zoielynnboo]

i wish santa was real hahaa(:

[jasenrooks2001]

@zoielynnboo ho ho holy shit im with u

[xMtysx02]

hilarious hahaha

[HTownCountryFan]

Whoever did this sounds just like Ozzy!

[Vampireobsessed96]

Lololmao :D

[bakagalX3]

I should sing this song for my choir winter concert!

[devin77680]

y does it say cookies and beer thats really measd upy the f**** would you leav cookies and beer

[CokerKid1100]

@devin77680 uh cuz santa likes beer? duh.....



[doctorellsworth]

@devin77680 calm...down...and laugh

[RunawayTrain37]

@devin77680 there's a magical thing called Beer and cookies that make everyone heppy. You should go back to 3rd grad and learn how to spell words and add punctuation again.

[Nyne359]

@RunawayTrain37 I would say "do you mean weed?" but I saw "Alien Dope (Halo 3 machinima)" (and its sequel)

[RunawayTrain37]

@Nyne359 No. I mean Beer and Cookies. Granted, there may be some weed in you cookies, but Santa knows not to drive drunk. He does it buzzed.

[bellkyl1997]

thunb up if yound this searching for iron man

[nerfassultman556]

@Raisenet14 no he ran over her because he was drunk from the beer

[RC62Scorch]

haha maybe it's the wrong time of year but that's freakin awesome. 

[evilblue7]

fuckin genious...best parody ive heard lol

[hellburneryan]

It's my #1 Christmas song

[ROBOTASSHOLE]

what parody from a song is this from

[animallova97]

@ROBOTASSHOLE Iron Man- Blacksabbth

[beenthere1that]

@ROBOTASSHOLE Iron Man by Black Sabbath

[mrtimetime123]

I Am Santa Claus - The Hot Buttered Elves/Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio

[spazman96325]

dude y iz ur name linkinparklyrics if u dont do linkin park last i knew this aint them

[pkmnmastr111]

thumbs up if i should go caroling with this :)

[iLikePie834]

I'm so gonna play this next Christmas!!

[Tomha]

@Brawler1208 It's called a Parody D:

[epsnula01]

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[Billymaysfan6837]

I love the original song, and this parody is hilarious!

[715buckeyes50]

amazing

[icantdie458]

i heard this song on a radio station the day before christmas

[GrimmThePhantom]

I love this song, I'm trying to create one about the Joker (not Heath Ledger, Heath Ledger was stupid).

[TheLizzardOh]

@GrimmThePhantom Lies.

[tesseract666]

Rock on santa!!!! Ho Ho Ho

[JJMeylar]

You had "there" where "their" should be...

[seththegreat100]

not to be racist bt the guy signing this sounds asian or chinese

[MegaFacepuncher]

@seththegreat100 You're not racist, you just dislike people of other nationalities

[jilomanti]

@MegaFacepuncher he is xenophobic then.

[CheyenneMakeAwesome]

15 people are getting ROCK HARD FRIGGIN LUMPS OF COAL! Merry Christmas everybody

[thunderhead79]

leave him cookies and bear hell be at your house first next year XD

[ATrez43221]

there is no solo at the end of this you lier!

[viperslim]

15 people dont know good music and are tone def

[TwistedPrincess2005]

wow the real version is Iron Man by Black Sabbath, and by the one and only OZZY

[MrMIMISEKU]

This is the...BEST...CHRISTMAS...SONG.­..EVER!

[mitchhak2]

their*

billionaire*

this video mustve been made by a two year old.

[TobiusMcKenzie]

LOL I've just heard this on the Devil May Cry Stupid Files XD

[unknowndeoxys00]

Lmfao! Happy holidays, everyone xD

[ElveeKaye]

Oh, god, red text on bright green! Love the song, but this video is really hard on the eyes. Xo[

[bobidy221]

I herd it on the radio today around 12:00 on Saturday

[ConvictJ96]

no one leaves me cookies and beer on christmas... >.<

[spudtv]

Sounds like an Ozzy Osborne song.

[MearickLee]

@spudtv Really? Sounds more like Black Sabbath to me. . .

[14dustinwest88]

@spudtv its by black sabbath when ozzy sang for them

[MrArrow911]

THE SOLO LIVES ON!!!

[bucky468]

Tony Iommi on guitar doing his rendition of "Jingle Bells." I think he mentioned this on Rockline. Buck Dharma of BOC on vocals & rhythm guitar.

[Curttehmurt]

I remember I heard this on my local classic rock station one year and I was all like "lol wut?"

[BerserkMango1]

at first i was hey whats this than i heard the first I AM SANTA CLAUS and for a couple seconds stared at my screen in shock than i cracked up couldn't stop laughing for a good 3 minutes. this is the greatest holiday song ive ever heard thumbs up if you agree

[trucker684955]

this is great man lol love it

[MrBendyStraws]

Dude i found out this music when my science teacher was putting up this song up and i was like IRON MAN ! and then it was like I....Am....Santa Claus. and everybody's face was like 0_o

[samfrompasingtime]

LFMFAO You spelled BILLIONAIRE wrong. HA HA HA HA

Merry Christmas. I am going to buy you a dictionary.

Sam

Check out BREAK ME on our site.

[ItsASharkProductions]

I play this guitar rift and narrate while my friend plays call of duty.

[mcsmiley514]

lawl(:

[iSillyShow]

i bet this makes everyone think santa is a gangsta

:)P

[TheShadowfan9000]

@iSillyShow it makes me think of a cybernetic santa with rocket launchers o.o;

[thedarkphire33]

My grandpa always said to leave him a pack of smokes and a scratch off lottery ticket! If the smokes were gone and the ticket was scratched he had been there. Rofl

[bananadwx]

Fraggin' awesome. I am going to buy some cookies and beers now!!

[ManekiNeko1972]

You should upload "Jingle Hells Bells".

[solcario2]

Nah I was thinking of leaving him a bit of blackhaus or however u spell it

[hate2luvNtroll2hate]

Why do we never here this song on xmas holiday..... the best one ever

[animedragonfreak27]

LMFAO I just heard this on WRAT 95.9 and had to find it on youtube XD <33333

although you can't beat Iron Man by Black Sabbath, this is just funny lol

[Saigio]

Only Christmas song the world ever needs.

[LinkinParkLyricz]

LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK FOR MORE!

[kyuubinaruto2007]

Lol. that was good.

[Trigun914]

just know santa liked beer with cookies

[Loviekinz]

11 people must be scrooges.

[jasenrooks2010]

@Loviekinz 11 PEOPLE THAT MADE I AM IRON MAN AND 12 PAINS OF CHRISTMAS DISLIKED THIS VIDEO

[TheFootbrawler]

Only Fucking Christmas song I allow in my House.

[jasenrooks2010]

@TheFootbrawler DO YOU ALWAYS TURN OFF THE TV RADIO AND SHUT THE DOOR ALL THE DAMN TIME

[Adzerk]

You got my sub, plz send high quality link, I can't take the bit rate, it must be 68 kbs or something! AHHH

[looloorex]

hahahahaha!!!!

[Molly11234]

Weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[morgan08954]

This song is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thehegarty87]

ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

[GreekPiranha]

this is sooo cool but it would be even cooler with the real guitar solo... :)

[blackrosepoet179]

Dude this is amazing! My friend posted it on his facebook page. I noticed in the video it says if you "like" this that I can get the link for a high quality download of the song. Can I get that? Great job on this it's really cool!

[TheBawbag88]

THUMBS UP IF YOU WANT THIS TO BE THE CHRISTMAS NUMBER 1!!!! HAHAHA

[jasenrooks2010]

BEER AND COOKIES MORE LIKE COCKS AND BEER O_O

[Ludacrisfan100]

@TheBawbag88 i DNT SELEBRATE cRISTMAS

[Gam3Junkie7]

No! He wants to rip us open for our zantas!

[LSA2013]

I found this while I was looking for The 12 Pains Of Christmas

[LinkinParkLyricz]

@LSA2013 /watch?v=SHpMZPYWDm0

[rockingstranger]

excellent!

[mitch13815]

reminds me of futurama

[noodles00p]

I wish Bob Rivers and Weird Al would team up to do a duet so awesome it'd make heads explode before the song even started playing XD

[NightSoldierable]

lol i know what song its paradizing and the paradized song is EPIC

[suckizable]

one of the best lyrics videos ive seen good job

also this song rulz i have the cd

[KatBird27]

is this the same guy who used to be on KISW 99.9 fm in Seattle?

[wolfmanpj]

pity you can't spell

[themcw11]

OHH OHHH1 IF UR SANTA CLAUSE CAN I BE BOB RIVERS?!

[Mychickenpollo]

cookies and beer. yummy combination

[themoomaster787]

you spelled bilionaire wrong lol

[terramage294]

i can sing this song word by word

[AnastasiaCoolGirl]

cookies and BEER!!!! WHAT THE F*CK!!

[ZombieTeen666]

7 ppl missed the like button.....idiots.

[Jesterjevanschannel]

ROFL

[100bridgett]

love this song

[DomIstKrieg]

My god, this is absolute fucking unadulterated genius. Genius!!!!!

[superking95]

How do 5 people not like this? It's frikin' awesome,

[thanxTips]

nice XD

[arjay1382]

trippy as hell, i was just watching a series of videos called amv hell, and one of them had part of this song on it, and now i find this while autoplaying weird al mix

[mw2player13]

thanks i forgot what it was actually called



[hio777]

@LinkinParkLyricz  yea man you can do this> I wanna hear the ice-cream man one too. BTW this on as really awesome too.

[thekylecat]

does bob rivers always parody songs

[LinkinParkLyricz]

@thekylecat not all of his songs just some are parodys

[damiandiesel1]

funny



[mw2player13]

whats the real version???

[LinkinParkLyricz]

@mw2player13 Iron Man by Black Sabbath

[jasenrooks2010]

@LinkinParkLyricz LOL WHEN I WAS LOOKING IN THE COMMENTS IT WENT TO

1:34 I THOUGHT HE SAID I AM IRON MAN I SCROLLED UP AND AND SAID IN MY MIND SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT but i found out what he said something else, i want apple juice!!!11

[Jetknight774]

@mw2player13 Iron Man by Ozzy Osborne

[froyboy4life]

@mw2player13 LOL omg really?

[Kingdetty12]

@mw2player13 I AM IRON MAN!!!!!!!!!!! you freakin moron

[blood3791]

@mw2player13 its i am iron man

[oasis1242]

@blood3791 no just iron man

[TheRealMercyNoMore]

@mw2player13

Seriously?!!

[EchoOfTheWolf]

@mw2player13 Wow... Really?!? This almost seems like a troll question to make people like me rage. Are you serious?

[TheSasukeuchiha200]

i love ur name linkin park is the best

[Atlantisrulez]

Cool song!

[sc00oobie]

nice one dude love the video

[jasenrooks2010]

i am iron man running over elfs with my sleay

[superbob1224]

anyone else think the guy in the beginning and end when he says I AM SANTA CLAUS sounds like Max from Ben 10?

[MrDudeoncrack]

wow it sounds like black sabboth singing

[wintergasp]

that is awesome i am going to tell all my friends abot this

[p0pcorn72]

awesome song

[FuckNewbs]

LOL maybe I am jady :P -Val

[jhhni]

this song freakin rocks!

[meajur]

How did this come up in the Weird Al Yankovic Mix? *shoots the autoplay*