The Happy ending massage parlor (original)

[Ahatmose]

:o)

[diggerddawg]

I always have liked songs about drinkin', dying, lost love and so on but this song is sort of off the beaten path (so to speak that is...no pun intended...well maybe a little bit). Wee-willie-wacker indeed!

[coolanddark]

@diggerddawg Im so embarrased! I cant believe I actually posedt this! I definately need a good spanking and so on. Thanks DiggerDawg!

[fingercheese]

In like a Lion and out like a lamb...this is just freaking excatly what I needed...laughed till it hurt...Faved...once again admired...Dan the man...

[fingercheese]

Lmao...this is awesome man...Happing eneding...brilliant....

[UbiReVera]

wooohooo! bravo! bravo! (sporadic whistling ). Yea! woohoo! bravo! bravo!

[mysticcynic]

HAHA! I'm sensing some double meanings with some of your choices of words there. Well done. Love to see people tackling taboo subjects with their songs. And great to see versatile songwriters, you can not only write serious songs, but hilarious ones as well. Cheers!

[raymondcrooke]

First time I've heard a song on this subject, Dan. Excellent writing. This could become a classic!

[coolanddark]

Thanks Raymond! This is another one I posted a little too soon. I play this one better now that I`ve worked out the little intricaticies

[diggerddawg]

Thanks for this amusing tune. and I am having fun thinking of other lyrical possibilities with this one....

down at the rub down shack you can git yer weenie wacked?

or;

my hips they was a trembin when she took hold of my gremlin?

Too much fun!

[coolanddark]

LOLOL!! I wish I would have used those lines!! I love it!! Thanks!!!

[garibelon]

So *G*R*E*A*T* :))

Crowned with stars... :)

And to my favourites

All the best

gari

[coolanddark]

Thanks So much Gari!!! Peace!!!

[coldironsbound82]

where you can get a rub and a tug, without a kiss or a hug.

i'm a poet and i know it.

[coolanddark]

LOLOL!! They grab you by the wee willy wacker but wont give us a little peck on the cheek on the way out!!lololol!! thanks!!!

[frozenwhitebear]

this song is really good craft so there's nothing wrong about it, lol! Simon & Garf. and Procol H. did that too! you can see at the row of "similar vids" youtube posted right hand that everything is reputable, ROFL! Honni soit qui mal y pense! a nice song for the whole happy family, to clap and tap, LMAO! ;o))

[coolanddark]

LOLOL!!!! Thanks my friend!!! Its fun to have fun now and again!! I appreiciate it!!!

[trshev]

No need to be embarased. Most of your songs have a deep humanity to them and to see this side is just being a real human. I would like to get the equipment & knowhow to post my songs and a couple of mine are somewhat off color and I have wrestled with wether or not I'd post them. You make it ok. It was tasteful and humorous in an adult way. Good Song!! Refreshing and Funny!!!

[coolanddark]

Thank you kindly!!! I tried not to be to vulgar about it. Its fun to get all crazy now and then. Lol Thank you!!!

[stargate34]

LOL Now that's funny!!!

[coolanddark]

LOLOL! Thank you my friend!!!!

[marcoacca]

Absolutely GREAT!

[coolanddark]

Thank you Marco! I appreciate it!!!

[manriq47]

Well, Dan-O, talk about grabbing the bull by the tail and facing the situation! Thanks for the laugh? - Mark

[coolanddark]

LOLOL!! Thanks Mark!! This one was really bad but alot of fun too!!

[FiremanOly]

I'm blushing Dan. That's about all I'm gonn'a say about this one.

[coolanddark]

LOLOL!! Thanks Steve!! I`m so embarrased!! Theres alot of these massage parlors down in your neck of the woods!!lol!!

[lewdite]

Very John Prine...

Wonderful.

[coolanddark]

Thank you John!! John Prine is truly one of my favorite heroes for sure!!!

[MonkeylessJohn]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Thats all I can say!!!!

Beautiful Dan!!!!!!

I am smilin BIG TIME!!!!!!

We all gotta get rid of that stiffness sometimes eh??

[coolanddark]

LOLOL!!! Thanks John!! Amen!! I sometimes need to take a little blue pill to get the stiffness.lol. Dont tell anyone!! Im so embarrased!lolol!!

[MonkeylessJohn]

Hey, Be thankful you need them. The alternative can get you in to trouble, but it can't get you out, sometimes!! haha

[coolanddark]

LOL!! Yes I dont know what I`d do if the wee willy wacker didnt work no more. lol. Im so bad. Thanks John!!! LOVE your aces video!!!!

[jayrbee60]

Thanks for the chuckle on this one Dan. I knew as soon as I saw the title I would like it, and I was correct. All smiles from me!

[coolanddark]

Thanks John!! this one is only for a little fun!! I appreciate it!!!

[TinkGerman]

:-) funny song, great !!!

[coolanddark]

LOL!!! Now Im so embarrased!! But thank you!!! I appreciate it kindly!!

[Cameragirl803]

I agree with Suze!! You always write so great!!! This really made me smile today:) Just love you Dan!!! *****

[coolanddark]

Thanks so much Jane!! I love you too very much my friend!! Hope your having a great day!!!

[buckandbilloshow]

LOL, you can right them Dan.

[coolanddark]

LOLOL!! Thanks My friends!! The funnier ones are alot of fun for sure!!

[jugnutgut2]

LOL can we expect a song about alien abductions and anal probes next? :) great performance Dan!

[coolanddark]

LOLOL!! Well for an added to tip you can get the later here!! I didnt add that though to try and keep it Rated PG-13.lololol!!lol!

[Eddie629]

Excellent Dan !!!...lol...funny stuff man !!!...The Happy Ending...great name for a massage parlour...excellent as always Dan !!*****

[coolanddark]

LOLOL!! Thanks Eddie!! Once in awhile its fun to sing a crazy song!! Im so embarrased Bro!!lol

[oldnrone]

Usually when I listen to your songs, I'm thinking man, I wish I'd written that one! With this one.....well, I'm not so sure :) Glad YOU did it thou....it's a funny song! I think I'll have one more listen before I'm off to the parlor.....

[coolanddark]

LOLOL!! Thanks Guy!! Be carefull down there!! Some of them gals play rough down at the massage parlor with the deep tissue style!

[NCLUSA]

5*****

[coolanddark]

Thank you very much!!! This one was a kind of fun!!!

[suuzzee5]

Wonderful song, Dan!  Why your music hasn't made you rich and famous..is beyond me!!

[coolanddark]

Thanks Suze!! I dont think theres a market for this stuff Suze. Theyd never play this one on MTV or The country channel.lol. Thats ok though I have all my great YOu tube pals!!!

[losthills]

Always love them happy endins!

[coolanddark]

LOL!! Thanks Archie!! This one was way to embarrasing. Dont know what compelled me to post it up.lol. Thanks!!

[bluebus420]

this is great dan! haha totally awesome

[coolanddark]

Thanks Mike!! I appreciate it my friend!!!

[eighthavenue]

I think you really "grew" with this performance. It's "hard" not to love this one! Outstanding my man......oh my....very funny!!

[coolanddark]

LOLOL!!! Thank Mike!! I think I blew my load with this one.lol. were so bad!!lolol! Thanks!!!

[marcie99]

oh LMAO..stiffffffffffff! Dan! u naughty naughty boy u!! i take it u are feelng much better now!! LOL... oh i am dying of laughter....well now i know why ur voice sounds happier now! gosh...oh my !!! oh my i am almost speechless! but smirking about as hard as u can smirk!! thank u for sharing Dan!!!! LOLOl.. and only u could sing about such things and make ti come out good! oh man am i digging a hole for myself with my choice of words here but oh well!its just u my friend!!

[coolanddark]

Hey you naughty lil stinker you!! This is so darn embarrasing!! But alot of fun too!! Thanks Kathy!!!

[canajian]

Nuthin like a happy ending to lighten the load...

hahahahahaha outstanding tune Mr Samples...

[coolanddark]

LOLOL!!! Thanks Gerry!! Amen!! Running down the road trying to loosen the load bro!! Thanks!!!

[luiedalooper]

wow! Im blushing....NOT..

They are closing all the massage places by me...Great job..Grinnin ear to ear

[coolanddark]

Thanks!! Oh no!! Dont the cops have more important people to arrest than us perverts at the massage parlor!lolol!! Thanks!!!

[stewballmax3]

Say There

Gentleman Dan...

Your offering of this original work was executed with such authentic and inspiring lyrics that tell a story filled with an honesty and integrity...Straightforward in delivery,it reminded me of some of the old Woody Guthrie and John Prine songs. If I didn't know any better,I would have mistaken your mighty fine composition showcased so flawlessly here for one of Woody's,point of fact.

Pax & Blessings,

Max

[coolanddark]

HI and thanks Max!!! SO glad to see you back my friend!! Hope your doing well!! YES!!! Woody and Prine are to of my favorite heroes for sure!!!

[lefthooklyrics]

Love it. it's cheaper than a wife. any ladies around Nashville thet need a job the Tokyo Sauna is hiring, all positions.

[coolanddark]

LOLOL!!! Your so right!! I was going to get a girlfriend but there to expensive.lol. I`ll have to visit the Tokyo Sauna next time were in Nashville!lolol!! Thanks!!!!

[Ottawarocket]

I sure not going to leave this song without a smile....Gotta love happy endings : ) ..Love this tune Dan *****

Rocket Rob

[coolanddark]

LOLOL!!! Thanks Rocket!! This one really was waaaaayyy to much fun!!! I`ll try and keep it rated PG and under next time. Thanks Rob!!!!

[mindfulmusic78]

hahah,this is great bro!!!!!!!!!

[coolanddark]

LOL!!! Thank you my friend!! I appreciate it now!!!

[nllleonard]

How could I NOT love a song with a title like that?!? LOLOL!!! Never know what you are going to sing about!!!

Good one, Dan! ;)

~NAncy

[coolanddark]

Thanks Nancy!! I cant tell you how embarrasing this is!!! But sometimes its fun to put up a crazy one!! Thanks!!!