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  • good way to fuck with em:

    "Is it because I have POUNDS of marijuana in my trunk?!?!?"

    (when you do not obviously)

  • @nbtyuiop Doesn't that mean they can arrest you for wasting police time?

  • @Rhosnesni It was a joke.

  • but hope they don't wanna look under any fabric lol

  • Just answer Nope

  • @burnbabey12 Nope. Chuck Testa.

  • question i was pulled over for "having a air freshener on my rear view mirror" anyway before he told me why he pulled me over he questioned me alot of things i thought were weird like when was the last time i smoked (pot) and were i met the person i was going to pick up. what should my response have been when he asked me when is the last time i smoked?

  • @iWarpz dont answer the questions? what did that have to do with what you got pulled over for?

  • When you facing penaltys and a crminal record or jail, no you dont tell the cops anythng or concent to any search or test. Its your right. It would be pure stupidity do anything else. It is pire stupidity to show the cops anything or admit anything.

  • lol, don't play into their "gotcha" games and prove you don't pay much attention to what you're doing when you drive... smart move

  • Yeah....no. It pisses off cops when you act like you had no idea what you were doing. I've never gotten a ticket thanks to my big beautiful smile.

  • Here's an idea, don't break the law and you won't get pulled over!

  • @1182tque Yeah, because all cops are good and honest and never pull you over for BS reasons. It must be nice to live in a black and white world. Maybe someday you'll wake up an realize that the world is mostly gray.

  • @Kaylx3

    Officer's reply, " Nope, I pulled you over because you left your dog tied to the bumper of your vehicle and drove away. What's left of your dog is scattered all over the last 2 miles of road..." I saw that one in a National Lampoon movie. Funny as hell.

  • Just sign and be friendly, court will probably reduce or drop your ticket anyway. 100+ in a 45 ? no problem! just be nice!

  • No...Here is what you really want to do when you get pulled over. Just inject meth and they will understand

  • Best thing to do is sign the ticket if asked, never argue. if you feel compelled, you can contest the ticket in court later.

  • @cyclops5276 This is the best advice, and should be the top comment.

  • do you know why i pulled you over? yea because you got all c's in highschool

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  • @sumblondchic It's funny how you mention those who hate your husband as if statistically it matters, I'm also fairly sure you don't hang around most of the people who hate your husband or talk to them enough to know why they dislike him. That sounds like an unlikely thing for the wife of said police officer to do, or for those other people to do. Overall it's a bad idea for everyone involved so the chance of you not having pulled this out of your ass is almost 0.

  • @sumblondchic I like how you turn 'the ones who hate my husband' into most. Must be that blonde logic at work. The first thing you posted was still stupid, the rest was just you being caught being stupid and agreeing to save face. Typical blonde female.

  • @sumblondchic

    Perhaps read what you write yourself next time.

    I like how you also say that people who hate cops are dirt bags, must be fun being both blonde and bias, I guess ignorance is bliss.

    Most people who don't like cops from my experience are because cops tend to abuse their station, for their own personal agenda and forget that they are peacekeepers and are here to serve us.

    Seriously though, learn to google, and someone should take that computer out of your kitchen.

  • @sumblondchic Blonde sounds about right, you should learn how to use google.

  • I was pulled over one time and the cop asked "Do you know why I pulled you over?" and I answered. "Yeah...because my foot is too damn heavy and I was going too fast." I guess my honesty shocked the cop..he started to laugh...we talked for a few minutes and eventually I drove away with a warning. Sometimes being honest and well mannered pays off.

  • officer: do you know why i pulled you over?

    guy: i thought you wanted to race wheni saw you coming fast till i saw the lights come on.

  • Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

    Man: I dont know your the police officer, figure it out.

  • its funny, I asked a cop that pulled me over once why he pulled me over and he said that asking that question was a fine.

  • @sumblondchic A few points: 1) just because your husband doesn't have a quota, doesn't mean that there isn't one in LA or other cities; 2) most people that hate cops outright are usually dirt bags that continually get into trouble - ignore these losers; 3) has your husband joined "Oathkeepers"?; 4) what has your husband done to expose the corrupt cops and stations? by remaining silent, he is condoning that behavior; 5) tell him to stay safe, not everyone hates cops.

  • @sumblondchic really because 10 LAPD officers are suing the department alleging that they have quotas google "la cops sue quota"

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  • @Gothgrl102 ye i wondered that too xD

  • @vtothet12 I said that once went straight to jail...

  • Why the hell is this in my recommended videos..

  • ima smooth talker, even when i have some weed on me cops never mess with me, in fact i once had a Q P on the table and all the cop said was "get rid of that"

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  • It also helps to not break the law while driving.

  • watch jordan maxwell he knows a trick u can do on cops that will make them regret they stop you.peace

  • "because Im young and Im black and my hats real low....do I look like a mind reader sir.... I dont know!?"

  • @Pighaterskater u copied a comment in desperation for thumbs up. your a pathetic faggot.

  • @DzMusic2011 You just worry about getting over the fact your father raped your ass as a little kid and made you a little cry baby sook hahaha. bitch! hahahah your a joke!

  • @Pighaterskater i hope u realize u just made a pretty dumb statement..

  • its 2011 does this stuff still work?

  • @ForrestShields Dear STUPID ASSHOLE , According to your buddy Gov. Walker of Wisconsin ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE - " FREE LOADERS "

    COPS , TEACHERS . FIREMEN ARE FREELOADING PARASITES! So , which side are you on , you cant have it both ways !

  • @Oscarallknowing Make no mistake - Cops and state employed Teachers are Parasites !

    Funny how the parasites always try to pull hero's in close (like including Firemen) to make themselves look normal - won't work you parasites have many many years of destruction behind ya !

    Also included in the worst humans - Politicians - Lawyers !

    How ever the Police (pigs or cops) get a first hand look at the destruction they cause every day at work

    They police the filthy slums that they created

  • @ForrestShields Is that what you do king shit cop - protect the community ?

    Bullshit Calling the Cops can only make the situation worse ! That is a Fact !

    COPS Enforce the Laws that are -

    1. CONVENIENT !

    2. That do not Require Effort on their part - Unless they can bully a gullible citizen !

    3. That the Cop can run to the media with - thumping their newly acquired self administered medal.

    4. That the Cop can state - "That Dangerous Criminal was locked away " (pothead)

  • Here's my tip: Don't ever ask a cop why he pulled you over, because all you're going to do is piss him off and he'll answer......"I ask the questions around here!" and then decide whether to give you multiple tickets. If you got pulled over and you know why you did it, just play stupid and be polite. Who know's? If you're nice and respectful to the guy, they may even let you off with just a warning every once in a while.

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  • Don't speed and you won't have to answer the question. If you draw attention to yourself you will be asked that question a lot

  • @hgreichle lol sure sure.... I sometimes get pulled over for going 60kms/hr in a 60 zone...

    

  • It is true you don't have to answer but if you are honest you are more lickely to get a break.

  • @TheEodtch but he might be pulling you over for something else and you would be give him more to screw you over with

  • @Chompeto That is true but he will usually say something like "I pulled you over because of your speed. Did you know how fast you are going?" If you are an honest citicen that isn't out there doing something extremely wrong it is better to be honest because he already knows how fast you were going. When you lie it makes him think you are dishonest.

  • @TheEodtch depends on the officer some will suspect something if you dont answer and some will just let you go but be careful on how you say things if you say im in a hurry they can use that as you were speeding

  • @Benchpress33 I'm in a hurry is not an admission of speed. It is an infraction, if you did it you shoud be HONEST! OMG honesty???? What a concept, no I retract that we don't want people to be honest. If we aren't honest why should we expect cops to be honest??

  • Do you know why I pulled you over? Because you're a DICK?

  • So what message are you telling everyone by saying; You can't win? is this giving the message that people do not have rights?

  • @gonaive If you watch video, it explains it pretty clearly. I will try to clear it up even further. The police are trained in simple manipulation tactics that get people to give up information or their rights when they don't really have to. When the kid admits to speeding, he just incriminated himself. We have the right to not incriminate ourselves, so basically, he just waived that right. The police use those tactics because it potentially makes their jobs easier.

  • Thank you for pulling me over, sir. I'm so sorry I inconvenienced you on this nice day by driving on your road in your country. If you give me a ticket, you can get back to driving around and speeding in your cop car and burning all that $4 a gallon gas to protect us from people like me.

  • Guy forgot his cool face.

  • People seem to think every cop you come across wants to give you a ticket, when in truth they want to get it over with just as much as you do. The best thing you can do is be respectful, and truthful. If you know you where speeding, ADMIT IT! You are far more likely to get a warning not a ticket. When you do all the things that these videos say, you are getting a ticket, for certain.

  • @ArodWingfoot

    The best thing to do is kiss that King Shit Cops Ass.

    Always treat the cops the way they should be treated - A Worthless Parasite.

  • @mstaff657 You do that not only you getting a ticket, you going to jail.

  • @ArodWingfoot Dream on Cop

    If you took an Oath to uphold the U.S. Constitution.

    Every action that a public employee takes has to be based on the authority in the law.

    King Shit Cops are the problem !

    I watched a man who stole $32 million get 4 years yet he is out on the streets ! During the investigation the man brought a hit man in town to kill - to no avail. police didn't recover the money the man didn't spend - I will bet it will be back in his possession soon.

  • @mstaff657 Treat cops like a worthless parasite, that would involve, cursing at them, not listening, spitting at them, so forth, all of which could land you in the big house. Try again buddy. PS I'm not a cop.

  • Like Sir Mix A Lot said;'Why you pullin' me ovah mista officaaa'.

  • No buts meow....

  • if u do this, ur gonna piss the cop off

  • No what you should say Is U Mad Bro? Or what up mate.

  • cuz u can smell it!

  • When he asks, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" I always say "I thought YOU knew officer" and then I back up into his car and then drive away fast.

  • "I guess I was speeding" How about you obey the law and you won't get pulled over. This whole video is pointless, follow the law and you won't have to watch crappy videos like these to bail you out.

  • @AkhilleusWeeps fuck the law....it doesn't protect anything anyways. Just another way to control us stupid people. We take this shit and never stand up for whats right. "keeps us safe" No it doesn't....its an illusion

  • @blindescape01 DUDE I DONT LIKE COPS BUT WITHOUT A POLICE SYSTEM WE'D BE A PRIMITIVE SOCIETY AND THERE WOULD BE NO INCENTIVE NOT TO COMMIT CRIMES OTHER THAN A MORAL INCENTIVE THAT CRIMINALS DON'T HAVE.

  • @The727stpete727 I agree to that but why do we allow all the corruption? Seems that Americans are blind and don't see anything....we are pussies and can't stand up for whats right

  • @blindescape01 i agree to an extent. We're not really allowing corruption, the police team up with the judicial system to make themselves above the law. In some areas of the country cops are not bad people and you can deal with them politely. Where I live I had 5 officers pull me over because my registration had expired, I was then dragged out of my car and handcuffed because i glanced to the side for a second while answering a question. They then searched my car illegally and found nothing.

  • @The727stpete727 I havent been pulled over in over 5 years. I have ran in to good and bad cops. I know they are not all bad but many of them take the job WAY to seriously. No sense of humor or nothing. Those are the shitty ones

  • @blindescape01 The cops that act like you've just murdered someone because you didn't have your turn signal on are the shitty ones. When I had that instance i wrote about in my last comment i was 17. The cop came to me when I was cuffed and said "I love scaring the shit out of people. Nothing makes me happier than coming to work and terrorizing some punk kid, I enjoy it more than anything else." that just shows you the caliber of person that it takes to be a cop.

  • OFFICER: DO YOU KNOW WHY I PULLED YOU OVER?

    GUY: IDK YOU HAVENT REACHED YOUR QUOTA???

  • If the guy was speeding, and he told the truth, what's the big deal. He deserved the ticket, or should he have lied?

  • I've had 12 speeding tickets since 2005 and 6 seatbelt tickets I deserved every one of them and never gave the officer a hard time for doing his job. Tickets are not that big a deal sure they are expensive and make your insurance go up but they can all be avoided, don't break the law.

  • @theradar87 You need to get your lisence pulled... dumbass.

  • @Warriorsauce Don't worry about it I'm a cop now

  • if your straight and polite with an officer, odds are you will get away with a warning. ive been pulled over 4 times for speeding. not one ticket yet.

    also... if you start up with... "why did you pull me over" the officer will probably counter with "why do you think i pulled you over..."

    whats your counter to that? "i asked you first, bitch!" or maybe "i dunno"

    point is, if your gonna be forced into saying i duno, its probably better you dont start with an offensive tact. play it cool.

  • @inabilika

    I think maybe you must be white. I have NEVER gotten off with just a warning.

  • @alidaw4 fuck you, dick. i know a few irish that would argue. im from fucking houston. ive been arested for saying "fuck". so... yeah... fuck you and your sweat peat northern bull shit.

    -hate

    postscrizpt: fuck you and your mother.

  • what if youre African American or a Minorities?

  • I got stopped while heading home from 12 hours of grueling factory work. I asked why I was pulled over 1st and the officer wouldn't tell me. After he took my info, he told me I looked tired; a certain so to speak. Profiling was his motive for stopping me. It had nothing to do with breaking the law. I got no ticket and was sent on my way.

  • An officer can allways find a reason to pull someone over. If you try to be a smartass to demand fifth amendment rights when he approach he will only be annoyed and go over your car finding some mistakes to write upp more tickets on. There are better places to be a revolutionary than when stopped for speeding.

  • He didn't give up his 5th Amendment rights, as he did not admit to anything. He replied "I guess I was speeding." That would be a logical assumption if you were just driving down the road and got pulled over. Why the hell else would you stop me. Also, as a former police officer I asked that question many times and got a lot of different answers, but the one he gave was common. Never used one in court.

  • Officer: Do you know why i pulled you over?

    Guy: Cause im young, and im black and my hat's real low? Do i look like a mind reader sir? I dont know

  • @vtothet12 shoulda bounced on the devil, put the pedal to tha floor...

  • @vtothet12 lol i just got done listing to that song

  • @vtothet12 nice

  • Officer: Do you know why i pulled you over?

    Guy: Cause im black D:

  • he knows why he pulled you over he just wants to see if you will man up and take responsibility for your actions

  • @theradar87 by taking responsibility u mean getting at least a ticket or charged with a crime at most. So no I will not man up and bend over to people who do not respect me only to get pounded by them. If i was speeding then he shouldve caught me on radar, if he just saw me speeding then he doesnt have the evidence to show that i was so why put myself in a worse position when i can simply get out of it? U like being in trouble or out of it? I like out personally cuz ive been in enough trouble

  • huh. I never thought of that before

  • type inbetween you and tube to win ipod

  • I have an even better way of getting out af a speeding ticket: don't speed. Simple. It works! Try it, sometimes!

  • Don't ask "why did you pull me over." Most people can't say it without sounding confrontational. Just say you don't know why.

  • Never ask the cop "Is there a problem officer?"

    Thats an automatic way to get your ass beat...

  • @DeeMasta420 wow you are so funny 10-13 year old little retard try postinfg something original next time

  • @ballyros First hand exp dumbass...

  • Just because u get pulled over does not mean u automatically get a ticket. However, if ur rude to the Cop, ur chances just got bettter.

  • Officer: "Do you know why I pullled you over?"

    Captain Jack Sparrow: "No, I don't know why you pulled me over. Then again, all that rum makes it hard for me to think."

  • The second way is the quickest way to get a ticket.  1 only roll your window down only a little bit and 2 act as though you have no idea why you are being stopped. The window thing has to be one of the favorite things though

  • Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

  • I SHOT THE SHERIFF

    get the fuck out of here

  • Or you can be an honest person and admit you did something wrong. Pay the price before you make it worse....

  • I think the makers of this video should look up what a police officers job actually is...

  • My dad studies this shit

  • Good evening officer, why did you pull me over? Don't you worry about that right now. I need to see your D.L. , registration and insurance card. Uhm, w/ all do respect no you don't, sir. trust me it all goes down hill from that point on.

  • Haha if he hadnt of been speeding maybe this would work

  • Most police officers now are being trained to tell you why they pulled you over for. Because the question "Do you know why I pulled you over?" can come back and bit the officer in the ass if it goes to court, making it look like the police officer didn't have a reason for the stop.

  • @hslafkjkladhjsfklasj aahahahahah

  • Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

    Driver: Yea. Because I'm DWW "Driving while white", huh? You see a dude in a Prius and he's automatically guilty. YOU ARE RACIST! And tell The Man to get his foot off my neck.

  • @graphixinfo you can afford it with that awesome gas mileage

  • Cops do whatever they want.

  • Haha... No... Actually what you do, is when he says "do you know why I pulled you over?" you say... "Cause your lonely!!"

  • Most officers are required to identify themselves, despite typically being in full uniform, and advise the motorist why they were stopped. The officer will likely continue and request to see your drivers license, proof of insurance and occasionally the registration. This video will not help you much during a traffic stop. While it is not necessary to answer the officers questions, it will only likely delay you going on your way or give the officer a reason to find a few more violations.

  • I've been pulled over 3 times in my entire life. 2 were for expired tags. But 2 different cars. I knew why he stopped me before he even said so. (I know my car. And am very self aware of my actions) But one time I didn't know why. Turns out I had a burned out break light. That was the only time I was nervous and questioned. Especially since I was going the speed limit. Every crazy scenario came into my head before I found out why.

  • Whatever you do, do not, I repeat do not say to the cop when he/she walks up to your window, "Good morning/afternoon/evening officer, why did you pull me over?"

    The good morning/afternoon/evening part is fine but the rest is a no. The cop will think you're giving them shit and you just have an attitude.

  • If you were speeding and you know you were speeding and you ask the officer that. You look like a dumb shit. I got a speeding ticket reduced quite a bit once because i was honest and didn't give the officer any bullshit. This guy is a retard.

  • if i had a box of doughnuts and i offered one to a cop would i get in trouble or would he just leave me alone

  • @TheBubba36 how could you get in trouble for that... think about it and dont ask anymore stupid quetions.

  • @TheBubba36 he'll probably eat it then beat your ass and take the whole box to himself

  • what if they ask you "do you know how fast you were going?" then how should you answer that??

  • @Tenzinpelha

    In Australia we have kilometres per hour. I was doing 80 plus in a 60 zone when asked the "do you know" question.

    Me "maybe a little over the speed limit - not more than 10 percent".

    Him "anyone else would have given me a number"

    Me "ok then not more than 66 kilometres an hour."

    Him "I can tell you that it was nothing with a 6 in it"

    I resisted the temptation to say "what about 86 then?". Without his speed gun as evidence he let me off with a warning.

  • @Tenzinpelha ask him the question before he asks you his question

  • @Tenzinpelha with a "yes" :)

  • @Tenzinpelha honestly!!!

  • Officer: Do you know why i pulled you over

    White guy: Cuz im black

  • @bmxmisfits

    That reminds me of a West Wing episode. In a conversation about a dfriving offence, the white house staffer called it "Driving while Hispanic".

  • @bmxmisfits way 2 funny

  • @bmxmisfits hahahahah ima do that some day

  • If your a smart arse to a cop, you just get in more shit.

  • i wish at the end of the video it said DONT BE A BITCH

  • this is sad and wrong because none of this shit would work with today's police

  • This is stupid, just pull out your Cardboard Cut-out Coolface.

    Then tell the bitch next to you to put in the I Shot The Sheriff CD.

  • Just keep your mouth shut don’t say any thing. Hand him the lic. Ins. Reg. even the hello officer is to much. If officer ask to search. Then and only then. I do not conscience to an search and then shut up.

    Where I live quota are set so low it not even funny. The only ones that have problems is the 4 lieutenants. I don’t know about you but when I drive some where I see about 20 violations an hr.

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  • It didn't work. useless video! I asked why he pulled me over and he said cause you were  hauling ass dipshit!

  • Well officer, could it be because of the box of donuts on my dash?

  • @m8s4lif joke stolen from eglisias ... go get ur own .. / make

  • @mrjameshid Problem is that I don't even know who or what eglisias is.

  • @m8s4lif LOL. License, proof of insurance, registration and box of donuts on the dash often wins the debate. Sometimes, only the latter is needed to "Have a good day".

  • @m8s4lif reminds me of gabriel iglecias

  • @aj19bcx I just now had to go luck up to find out who Gabriel Iglecias is. You were the second person to mention his name. There is a lot of entertainment people that I have no idea who they are.

  • @m8s4lif Because there fresh and he can smell them....!

  • Officer: Do you know why i pulled you over?

    Guy: cuz im black hmmm???

  • do you know why i pulled you over

    -cuz your a fat lonely dude driving a stupid looking car going woohoohoooo to feel better about you self

    step out the vehicle sir

    -aww shit not again

  • @poptat1 lame

  • i can vouch being honest DOES NOT HELP YOU. i was completely honest but still got a hell of a ticket. if only i saw this video first!

  • ummm... i wonder why police is going to pull u over if ur obviously speeding. The best thing is not to play dumb, tell them the truth with no bull shit and they might reduce it

  • so lying to cops is better then saying the truth???

  • officer: do you know why i pulled you over

    me: cause im black! (FYI im mexican heheh just imagine the look on his face lol)

  • @BestofChicanoRap Oh man, that's gold...pure gold!!!!! LOL