Bicycle Speed (1997)

[AllKindMusicUploader]

When i was about that age i used to make my own silly movies aswell. Although i lost these. Good James saved these, awesome memories. I used to run around in an mice costume with my friend and act pretty dumb. This reminded me of that, thank you James.

[IshidaTheQuincy]

This is so bad, yet it's so good.

[newsuperstevebros]

ninja kick FAIL

[THEmomsqaud2]

THUMBS UP FOR ED SHAYRKA!

[nerfbrothers1220]

this is the awesome version of saw

[AvgnFanSite]

Um...?

[VioletsAreViolent]

timmy and jimmy, how ironic lol

[BlackBirdZGTR]

lolwut?

[voodoojoe11]

wow. that was completely awesome

[Assiman]

It sure is bad. There's still some retarded comedic value here, but damn! It's not even 4 minutes and it still seems to last forever (maybe that's the point though)

[Collegejew629]

lol Final Fantasy VI music at 1:40

[Sonic2332]

@Collegejew629 Wow! You're right. O_O

[PhantasMc86]

That is pretty kickin that your boy is rocking a Pens shirt. The flying pigeon no less.

[axemgreasefire]

Boy, the Nerd's come a looong way.

I wonder if Trey Parker & Matt stone saw this video before they introduced the two characters of the same name into their show...

[Urusei0Yatsura]

James Rolfe has made better films than this.

[kurisux]

This was not meant to be serious.

For its style, It seems pretty nice to me.

Better filmwork, yes, but something goofy works for this.

[ShitMyAssFucker]

great for the nerd

[GRAYSTAK]

is this a comedi

[Smallvillenerd]

it's awesome

[EKFproductions]

slifergold, thats the point! they are supposed to be retards, thats why they're acting like them! and that just makes it hilarious!

if you dont see humour in this, then you must have no SOH at all!

[BanditProductions92]

Your grammar is worse...

[Spaghedward1]

final fantasy VI music at 1:23

[MikkMakk88]

...LOL!! that's hilarious compared to how old you were when you made it, even made me laugh! good job

[xXHomerSimpsonXx]

TIMMAH

[Mikeykickdeball]

Oh, hey, that music... it was from... well, it sounds like Final Fantasy VI, but I could be wrong.

[LordMyoo]

No, I think you're right.

[mastyrmynd]

the music is from the stop n go stage of DONKEY KONG COUNTRY

[tastybeast]

LOL

[haropro2]

LOL South Park Totally took your idea of Timmy and Jimmy dude

[RobotBird666]

lol great

[OMD4ever]

avgn ftw

[TheWifeAndKids]

guys it was made by eight year olds they think the word crap is comic gold

[irocz0r]

I love the Funky's Flights song!!

[lortepikfis]

Fucking retard movie!

[nintendo917]

avgn & cinemassacre for life

[DarthBane123]

lol

[Ampex101]

Hahahahah!!

[ethanman101]

yeah

the general joke is that the bomb would explode if the seed went OVER 25 mph- so they could just get off and leave at any time- but they are to stupid to know that.

btw this is based off a movie called 'speed' where a bus can't go under 50 mph or a bomb will explode

[fiskarensfisk]

Wow, your movies really where alot better than they are today. Such awesome plot lines. Today its all about videogames, action and horrormovies :(. No, I like the good 'ol days where you had creativity.

[ishouldplayzelda]

haha pretty good

[brightscience]

James you rock!

[Goron593]

EPIC!

[Digitbig]

I lol'd through pretty much the whole thing

[slamnintendo]

yea speed is a nice movie. but Speed 2 suck ass

[GeneticFreaks]

=))

[bumcoagent]

Wow. You've really come a long way. I remember my movies used to look like this.

[MitchTime]

wtfbbq

[Retardretroguy]

What were you thinking? :-)

[Headbanger14]

Timmy and Jimmy?

How bout BIMMY and Jimmy? XD

[lilaznballaz1022]

lmfao, that made me crack up

[churlyryan]

There wasn't really a plot to this, but I loved it!

[ThePumpkinKing25]

My glasses! I'm a space invader! classic!

[ohgottjohn]

pretty annoying

[shadow1854]

donkey kong country music? haha.

[delfmeek]

i'd love to have the soundtrack to this film :)

[newf4412]

lol i was expecting the bike to blow up ... thats what made it good tho

[JohnFromSpace]

Its suppose to go above 25 mph to blow up =P

[jewman159]

just about the funnyist thing ive ever seen

[phil6lacio9]

you took 3 minutes of my life and i want them back! the only reason i kept watching is because you said there would be an explosion. jerks! i wish that guy actually did get his shotgun!

[1grolltack]

you chose yourself that you wanted to see this and nobody took anything from you.

[phil6lacio9]

i chose to watch it because I was promised there would be an explosion. if you can't give me back my 3 minutes, then at least give me an explosion and not just lies!

[TMC9411]

Hell, its not like you had anything better to do in your peice of crap life

[phil6lacio9]

Yeah, I could have spent the time watching some other youtube video that doesn't suck!

[ZOMGTEHLEET]

Yeah, this fine gentleman could have been watching Chris Crocker talk about itself or watch Smosh videos slowly get worse and worse.

[SplukeFilms]

lol good comeback

[motociclistu600]

2 prosti

[desotowrong]

That was one wacked out video.

[nobiirock]

this is fucking gay!

hope thay die!

[dasnamsadman]

just stop peddaling lol

[7heLameGuy]

wtf

[remaerd89]

they should make a nintendo video game based on this movie :P

[Razamok]

lol word final fantasy music

[flee0916]

wat is that song that is played in the beginning?

[hammerofgod84]

hahaha this is so funny.

[imbilld20]

i see someone else is a final fantasy 3/6 fan

[Deadmeatproductions]

Weird one

[Donteatmarbles]

I love all of the usage of Donkey Kong music.

[TampaRed]

What a bunch of retards...

...reminds of the radio shows I used to record. I was a retard too.

[sniper89pl]

SERIOUSLY?! TIMMY AND JIMMY?! Did he even proofread the effin' description before posting the vid?!

[Verkon1]

Epic ending

[iamnothingspecial]

lolz

[Houminid]

How old were you when you made this James?

[TravisBatos]

ten years younger so he was like 15

[GrimReaperMort]

17, lol.

[ultimus6665]

Ever since I looked at your filmography and saw all those movies, I've wanted to see this. Now we need the Snix series.

[JoeJoesPizzaBros]

that was sooo fucking bad but thats what makes it sooo good lol, because of how bad it is james is a fucking legand

[jnyjb]

James Rolfe is nintendo boy. check out cinemassacre. com

[Inacityfilms]

which one is the angry nintendo nerd

[SebFrad]

hes the one who said there was a bomb on the bike

[TraleStrife]

worst/best movie ever...shit that was funny...lol

[surfingthechaos]

They should have been named Bimmy and Jimmy.

[UK31337]

What. The. Hell. ??

[pobopower]

SuperJimmyJimbo: Id make a thousand movies if there was a chance I could at least upset one dried out self centred r-tard as you each time. Nice movie James, loving all your work. Keep going strong.

[DVideography]

WTF was that?

[SuperJimmyJimbo]

WTF is this? Making fun of the disabled? That's classy.

I want those 4 minutes of my life back.

[Cigaro99]

I noticed he said "HELP ME JOEY!" so did he forget his name was supposed to be Jimmy? lol o well great movie anyway =)

[BriseferQC]

Would have been hilarious if you called them Bimmy an Jimmy

[googletubesucks]

p.s. idk if you remember me emailing you a while back about filmmaking, but i took your advice and read "rebel without a crew". AMAZING book! really opened my eyes and inspired me to just make films and get better at it though experience

[googletubesucks]

is that the same porch where your friends broke your moms table in cinemassacre101?

[WiseEagleProductions]

That screams 90's haircut, lol.

That seems like an in-joke with your friends, lol.

[xshamethestrongx]

you have a true gift James, and I am glad to see your putting it to use. keep up the good work. good luck in life.

[conradstudios]

I've failed to understand why the Jersey Odysseys isnt on your youtube account, James!

[Cinemassacre]

compression issues, but I'm working to get it up there. Thanks, I know you're a fan.

[UchihaMatt]

Is that the one on the cinemassacre demo reel?

[mackanzx]

the second part was just weird, with the FF6 music

[bugabuse]

Keep the movies coming

[lennon54601]

lol this movie is retarded...literally haha...the bicycle never explodes? i gotta say, you got my hopes up

[Cinemassacre]

yeah it needed an explosion

[nklivio]

those are some classic hair cuts. i remember having my hair like that...

[psychomelody]

PLEASE tell me the Herbivore is coming soon!

[Cinemassacre]

haha, funny the Herbivore already had is 10 year anniversary. maybe I'll put it up at your request

[keyransolo]

Haha great video.

[hyconafistarosticate]

Reminds me of ed edd n eddy. O_o

[lukerman]

Yeah, the neighbourhood kids theme. :P

[duba3988]

music is from Donkey Kong Country, Final Fantasy IV (III), not sure what else. lol

[keyransolo]

Sounds like FFVII.

[pink1973floyd]

How do you get cast to your movies?

[MetalMilitiA347]

Ah, same year Gargoyles got canceled, what a great show... uhh yeah, nice.

[TheProidiots]

Who are those kids? You look a lot older than they do.

[AdrianDX]

Keep in mind that its 10 years old, man.

[Cinemassacre]

I pretty much looked the same always

[TheProidiots]

And it's seems that you always sounded the same too, heh.

Love your videos btw.

[LoticaStudios]

Is the music from Donkey Kong Country?

[Cinemassacre]

yeah, thats right

[Overcow]

Ahhaha, lol

[mostawesomeguyever]

Damn Matt and Trey, damn them to the jungle!