MST3K - 0703 - Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell

[TheFlowdiskord]

is the main character walt cummings off of 24?

[mugwugthemagnificful]

The potato didn't make it to Europe until about 1550, and wasn't popular until the late 1700's.

[feck2112]

@mugwugthemagnificful I know exactly how the potato feels!

[ibarfonyourface]

hair club for men: the final conflict!

[PhoenixHealing]

I love how Mike is so much less submissive towards Dr. Forrester and openly torments him :-)

[emtpmpknhed]

That song during the credits XD

[thefaboloussob]

Is this the same keyboardist from "Quest of the Delta Knights"?

[thefaboloussob]

8:32 "This is going 2 b a terrible year 4 (John) Oates!" After all, there's no TV show called "Live from Daryl (Hall)'s House."

8:38 Impressive pog.

[thefaboloussob]

7:18 Dave Grohl!

[sillygoose544]

I never noticed it at first, but that's definitely Mike singing the intro.

[rettic]

So many good jokes in the first 20 mins, great episode. Thanks for uploading, you fusty plebeian.

[viraltang]

This movie is STILL better than Quest of the Delta Knights.

[fatpuppymari]

Get outta my head Reverend!

[IrishPuroFan]

Music by total spaz more entire movie by total spaz

[LuckyBlackCatXIII]

GUESS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING?

This episode must have been the one that really got me interested in this show, and I have to say thank God I did! Thanks for uploading it like this, it's so much easier to watch this way.

[thefaboloussob]

6:07 If I knew I'd b watching "Deathstalker," I'd have no problem sittin' in front of Kid 'n Play ('n Kid.)

[SharkNinjaBlueStar]

"Hey check it out, he's goin' on a little camping trip."

Crow, don't say such things when I'm trying to take a drink, it doesn't end well.

[krashly71]

A small golden man read me a dirty book.......

[AsAboveItIsBelow]

Anyone hear the music from that Days of our Time (or however it is) short? The one that starts out with the choir music xP

[willace11]

@AsAboveItIsBelow Ah, yes. Days of Our Years. A depressing short about train safety brought to you by the beloved Union Pacific Railroad. Where the three main causes of disaster are sex, old age, and happiness.

[stellarmarvel]

I only got to see this abomination once.. Thanks pal for posting

[Surya112]

So, wait... Pearl is the same age as Dr. Forrester, and his mother, and... Why does she chase Mike?

What' going on?!

[SmugHipster]

@Surya112 Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show..."

[emtpmpknhed]

@Surya112 Repeat to yourself "it's just a show, I should really just relax." :D

[Demelza1964]

Not that I'm complaining, mind you, but are there big chunks of this movie missing? It's like this movie has ADHD - scenes jump wildly into new scenes that assume we know what the hell is going on!!

[SirGunishment]

How dare they use parts of Dune's soundtrack in this piss-ant movie..

[krashly71]

@SirGunishment I noticed that Chani's theme the first time this MST3K ep aired and wondered if they ever paid TOTO any royalty...not that anyone saw this bomb.

[wasthereshiny]

"Watch out for the editing!" as an editor myself, this is friggin' hilarious.

[smile221]

Michigan militia xD still true today

[Surya112]

@smile221

I wasn't even aware we HAD one...

[Hakkai87]

Everytime I hear them say potatoes I keep thinking of Pod People!

[zc456]

I still don't get this movie.

[xXamraXx]

Sooo Glen's Mom is a worse actress than the chick in DeathStalker?! She just yells GLEN over and over... GAH stfu!

[xXamraXx]

@xXamraXx is the scientists name "clayton" or "glen"?

[missunderstoodmaniac]

@xXamraXx

Clayton

[TheMrcool312]

@xXamraXx well she also calls crow art. so idk lol 

[Hakkai87]

@xXamraXx Clayton Forrester!!!!

[tlrledbetter]

@xXamraXx She gets better when she becomes the show's main villain.

[xXamraXx]

@tlrledbetter I actually had a good laugh about that. The next video I watched had her intro and she was the new villain. They went through quite a few odd cast changes and I always wanted to know the story behind it.

[Hakkai87]

@xXamraXx You need to watch her in the later seasons. She's the shows main villain and she's HILARIOUS!!!!

[NodDisciple1]

I wish Cinematic Titanic/Rifftrax would do the other films from this series. X(

[RandyLahey911]

hey thats the big south american guy from POOMA MAN!

[RandyLahey911]

8.30 Alan Moore

[RrachelEedwards7878]

16:13- "SHUT UP!!"

[NodDisciple1]

Love the LOTR stuff at the end. XD

[NodDisciple1]

1:25:37 Yay, the National Nightmare is over! Huzzah! XD

[NodDisciple1]

How could Pearl chase the 'bots and Mike if she's dying? :?

[thewarriorsrok]

@NodDisciple1

She's not actually dying.

[NodDisciple1]

42:32 "Have you guys been talking!? It's BEDTIME!!!" XD

[NodDisciple1]

26:13 What do you expect, the Director was ROGER CORMAN!? XP XD LOL.

[NodDisciple1]

I want the potato planks, the mellow yellow, AND the meatsa whatever w/ the next film plz! XD Will they be here in 30 mins or less? :?

[TheHamboneharry]

Ya know, i don't think those swords were real...

[kristinloveschevys]

I just about fell outta my chair when the prince told that hero guy "I'm gonna put you in furs!"

[idavid24]

omg i fucking died at 37:14 "eeeeeei eeiieeiiii"

[textthing]

Dear Lord, is Pearl annoying, and not in a funny way.

[Thewilyranger]

This movie is like playing Doom when there is no monsters or opponents. Lmao!

[BlueEyes7452]

The fog cruises in on little cat feet!

And you, YOU NUT. Get over here!

Your quest begins...TUESDAY

[brrrenna]

Digalicious.

[SpockLover27]

Been dead for 300 years and I still got it. 

[SomeDumbKid1]

SQUEAK LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SQUEAKED BEFORE MEN!

[pretorious700]

Pearl reminds me of my grandmother's last few years....yeah, it was maddening.

[shandelear]

Why does Pearl call Crow 'Art'? I must have missed that episode...

[pretorious700]

@shandelear It's a call back to a much earlier episode in which a viewer calls Crow "Art" in a letter (back when they had the charmingly amateurish letter reading sequence)

[shandelear]

@pretorious700 Ahhhh! Thank You!!!

[SpiderxBlue]

@pretorious700 which episode?

[StoryNClark]

@shandelear You'll find it in the ending sequence of Giant Gila Monster

[alexiaNBC]

OH! You clever bastard, so the editor is working with you!

[CaptEoNinja83]

Clayton? Clayton? Clayton? Clayton? Clayton, quit playing and tend to your mother!! Clayton? Clayton?Clayton? Clayton, what could be taking you so long!?!

Would you like to supersize the meats-a treats-a-roti?