Introduction To Christianity Comedian Dave Allen On Religion

[TheAngelOfTheFuture]

HE WENTT INTOOOO A HOOOOOLLLEEEEE!!!!

[HAZRIC]

Just who is the pussy that dislike this?

[najhoant]

"He was born on Christmas Day and died on Easter."

"I think "Well, he didn't hang around, did he?""

[KnutStian1]

Genius comedian, he and George Carlin



[KingADuhYeti]

yesssssssss f****** great!

[kram83au]

the stupidity of christianty never fails in making me laugh. dave allen is a true comic genius.

[champjklccmk]

BLOODY GOOD START TO THE MORNING! LOL!

[alghaf]

A voice of dissident atheism from my childhood, now with resonance in my adulthood.  Brilliance I never understood at the time.

[panterguy]

Holy Mary,wife of Joseph, step-father of jesus.

[thehoff1982]

I can't help feeling sorry for joseph. His wife got raped by god and his offspring became the messiah - hows that for a step son? better than anything him and his whore wife could make! god should have shagged a single woman - what a prick!

[GahdeMalprigi1488x]

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[viridismonasteriense]

"He was born on Christmas and died on Easter."

Funny, that's both not true at all. Scripture says he was most likely born in Spring (if you assume scripture is trustworthy at all) with the winter solstice originally being a pagan festival and Easter being both the Jewish celebration of the mythical exodus from Egypt and the pagan fertility fest of the goddess Ishtar and even if Jesus was crucified on Easter it takes three days to die because of it!

[colossus3200]

@viridismonasteriense here's a secret...jesus is a bastard child born to a whore of a mother, who came up with a ridiculous excuse for why she was pregnant....and you it seems, believe the stupidity too. You believe in a religion that doesn't condone premarital sex, yet that's what caused all the BS in the first place.

[viridismonasteriense]

@colossus3200 Nope, not a theist. Don't believe in a god or gods.

[SmackNcrack01]

@colossus3200 haha well said!

[123barriejohn]

We used to love him - what a genius!

[skybart]

What does he say at 2:20? It's hard to catch..

[Daazbee]

@skybart "I think he's a big fellow, why can't I see him" See now that your comment is 2 months old but anywya :)

[skybart]

@Daazbee  Thanks, I've got patience..

[musicbruv]

@skybart He says something like " he a big one why cant I see him"

[shiney94]

Unfortunately in christianity there are many sections that are unknown by humans, since it was altered by humans. If Christians read the Quran then they will understand the bible much better. For example trinity. They say God's wife is Mary. However God gave put a spirit into Mary in order for Mary to get pregnant and born Jesus. Its just like another creation, but in a miracolous way. So God is creator of Mary not husband. And Joseph was just a carer of Mary not the husband.

[Owdfolkie]

A true comic genius... 'alternative comedians' draw their insiration from this man.

[sakura4ever476]

god is god was and god always will be.............be what...rofl!

[QuestioningSkeptic]

god is a joke, jesus is a joke and the holy spirit is a joke

[felixq78]

Religion has done it's job. By it's ridiculous claims it has turned much of humanity away from the true creator of this universe. Religion has no understanding of our purely spiritual nature and how we need to work towards higher consciousness,. Religion may be wholly responsible for the destruction of mankind, even though many good men are within its compartmentalised structure. Jesus weeps when he considers how his message has been adulterated.

[MicrocebusRufus1]

In the name of the father and the son and into the hole he goes :=D LMAO

[sandform]

No, he wasn't married to Mary. Shut up! luls.