Seinfeld - Hennigan's Scotch (Kramer Drunk)

[weedsmoke86]

kramer is a lightweight

[strokesfan1107]

as LOOSE as a GOOSE

[TheJoshYTchannel]

Kramer is a God!

[4113Nash]

H-E-NN-I

[TheP3NDU1UM]

It'll be our little secret.

[kingjeezy100]

I swear to God i thought kramer was gonna kiss George when i first saw this

[m33lad]

@kingjeezy100 rrrrrealx!!! not everything is your homo dreams kid!

[TimsMusicNMadness]

hilarious



[Mimin83]

no smell no tell scotch :))))

[mobus1603]

@ 0:47 where Jerry says he's been using Hennigan's as a paint thinner sounds like it was dubbed in.

"...and because it's odorless, why, it'll be our little secret. ;-)"

[ItsTurningGreen002]

Kramer gets drunk very quickly.

[NarutoforNaruto]

I like the part where Kramer starts singing!

[n40798]

What's that red dot on your sweater?

[The1beatz]

hahahaha at 1:12 you can tell the cups empty !

[420boardin]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[TheJellymonty]

"You can smell me without the drink" LMAO

[wayneEoaianeagra]

i would really need a glass of hennigan's.....i got a job interview



[pratikh]

He got drunk off of one shot of scotch?

[scdevon]

Julia is one hot babe!

[stewiedog01]

"You can smell me WITHOUT the drink" LOL

[TheAladdin92]

love it!

[justtoleaveacomment7]

There is no R in hennigans! 2:18 ????

[JPP311]

@justtoleaveacomment7 "H E double-N I"

[justtoleaveacomment7]

There is no R in hennigans! 2:20 ????

[zachi033]

1:26 I think Michael Richards broke the fourth wall.

[JPVeigaaaa]

@zachi033 Breaking the fourth wall is when the actor looks directly at the camera and speaks with the spectator. In this case you. Breaking the fourth wall is what Malcolm from Malcom In The Middle does when talking to us.

This is not breaking the fourth wall.

[zachi033]

@JPVeigaaaa It looked like he was talking directly to the studio audience.

[JPVeigaaaa]

@zachi033 Even if he was talking to the audience, that's not breaking the fourth wall. It would be breaking the fourth wall if the medium we're watching was theater and not television.

Fourth wall on television and cinema happens when the actor looks straight AT US.

Trust me on this one.

[realismYHF]

@JPVeigaaaa couldn't find your garbage on My Tram Experience so I'm answering you here. I've never believed the whole IQ debate. Seems you want me to believe this while you have shown me anything that displays intelligence!

Read this.

h t t p : / / w w w . africaresource. c o m / index. p h p ?option= c o m _content& view = article & i d =528:race-intelligence-and-iq-­are-blacks-smarter-than-whites­&c a t i d =105:genetics & I t e m i d = 3 6 0

Show me your intelligence son?

[JPVeigaaaa]

@realismYHF Really?

You're showing me a study presented on Africa Resourse?

Are you familiar with the concept of bias?

Black people, as a whole, are on the bottom of intelligence.

That's not an opinion. That's a fact.

[realismYHF]

@JPVeigaaaa lol! You idiot, go and see where the information they gathered is drawn from you complete fool. The FBI, USA Bureau of the Census, and Oxford and Cambridge.

You are simply making excuses not to even look at the evidence because you can't handle the truth. You know I can intellectually humiliate you on any topic you care to raise here that's why you are clinging on to false IQ scores like a little pansy coward. Go read the report coward.

[Luchiz]

@realismYHF @JPVeigaaaa Please people, I have no idea what you've been reading but if it helps you in any way read some of Gardner's work on multiple intelligencies and you'll see that Logical/mathematical and linguistic are not the only two intelligencies. A high IQ based on those two says nothing, only that you'll do well at school. An the guy saying that about black people being at the bottom...? What about context, social and cultural background, background knowledge...?

[justtoleaveacomment7]

H-E-DOUBLE N-R

[JPVeigaaaa]

Michael Richards is a genius.

People now hate him because of the "Nigger" thing but I don't care... he's a fucking comedic genius!

Thanks for the laughs, Mr. Richards.

[Conspiracyknowledge]

@JPVeigaaaa people hate m. richards, not kramer. everybody loves kramer

[matthewgroen]

@JPVeigaaaa Agreed

[JMS06723]

@JPVeigaaaa your right they get pissed because he said nigger i bet the people who got pissed about this also call other people crackers or mexicans

[0001kd]

fuck...what was in the present?????

[ashandil]

@0001kd I believe it was a cashmere sweater that George got for cheap because it had a tiny red dot on it...hence the name of the episode - "The Red Dot"

[trryhn]

@ashandil what you believe is true my friend.

[poptropica119]

keep pressing 0:21

[EldestSauce]

Horribly unfunny.

[o101011o]

@EldestSauce why don't ya go FUCK yourself! OH!

[EldestSauce]

@o101011o You're retarded.

[BlueZaneTruesdale]

@EldestSauce It was funny enough to be named the Number 1 Television Show of all Time by TV Guide and Thousands of Fans, as well as having 76 Million people Tune in to watch its Series Finale, if you don't think this is funny, then it's simple: you have no sense of Humor

[dabbeh]

they are all Jewish (in real life not characters). this is like an Israeli show.

not only the stars of the show, but also the secondary actors, the writers ........

That's why this show was a success

[MartyMcFlyCreations]

@dabbeh I'm not sure if you meant that as an insult or as a complement, or just an innocent comment, but either way, that was quite rude...

[Rahminos99]

haaha

[fastorange7]

0:52 the satisfied look on Kramer's face while Jerry and Elaine take a whiff

[deformedstarfish]

No Smell, No Tell -- Scotch (great line) lol

[dgmackean33]

1:56 -"it's an early chirstmas present" i thought they were all jewish?????

[MrLag1337]

@dgmackean33 only jerry is jewish

[harrunostasj]

@MrLag1337 Jason Alexander is jewish isn't he? Or are we talking about the characters? :)

[TimTehPilot]

Funniest moment of all of seinfeld.

[darkprose]

No tell, no smell scotch. If Kramer did that ad, I'd never drink anything else ever again.

[badskroy71]

Kramer's that plastered after 3 shots? Damn what a lightweight.

[astrophysics123]

This gets you loose as a goose.  apparentely 8 people are stiff as a whiff...

[FabioFresh]

"You can smell me without the drink!" that is one of my favorite Seinfeld quotes

[Tara23721]

"H -E -double n - I ..."

[detahdomo]

kramer gets drunk pretty quick

[TheNeroMonk]

Top. :D

[TheJellymonty]

I started drinking hennigans scotch when I first watched this...

[MsIthinkthereforeIam]

no smell no tell SCOTCH!

[ShawnaC123]

This is my favorite episode ever.

[Reason71944]

lol

[MrA19A92]

Get out!

[absurdado2009]

imagine you can walk around drunk all day, that's hennigan's. and that's Kramer

[jkdrummer]

Their voices sound like they've been inhaling helium . . .

[TheShootTruth10]

I watched this show so much I cannot really stand to watch it.

[cramdizzl]

6 People smell like scotch

[MrBuch169169]

Aiiiiich, eee, double-enn aiiiiiii!

[TheGoldenShoe]

i lose it every time he starts singing hahaha

[esalvatore111]

Damn it, Jerry, he was having fun!

[ninjaninja246]

LOL, "...and because it's odorless... it'll be our little secret,"

[picklesfromheaven]

What did Elaine get?

[JMS06723]

@picklesfromheaven i think it was clothing i could be wrong though

[shotcalller9]

@picklesfromheaven @JMS06723 cashmere sweater! then theres a red dot on it which is why george baught it since the price was cheaper, elaine noticed gave it back lol then the story goes on but i dont wana give it away!

[TotalNekro]

@picklesfromheaven A kashmir sweater with a small red stain on it.

[cuteduckies254]

You can smell me without the drink, HAHAHA!

[shotcalller9]

@cuteduckies254 ahahahahaha thats my favorite part too!!!!

[hymnIt]

this is the best Kramer sililoqui. too bad Jerry cut off his commercial jingle

[Shadowshabby]

@hymnIt  Soliloquy.

[hymnIt]

this is the best Kramer sililoqui

[austin5287]

and thats the normal kramer O-O

[djdreams21]

HHHHH EEEEEEE DOUBLE-N IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!

[mylagoldberg]

no smell.

no tell.

scotch.

[Wonka275]

HHHHHHHHH-EEEEEEEEEE- DOUBLE N- II!

[zarzars1]

@Wonka275

the best part!

[raela89]

Im surprised Kramer hasnt slammed that door into someones face for all those years he rushed his way into Jerrys crib

[valerhian]

and afterwards you don't even smell.

[Rhaw666]

God I loved this show...this scene was so surreal...when the camera cuts to kramer leaning on the wall...amazing....

[JonneyeTV]

This is sped up.

[TheMattswish]

He seems more normal after a few drinks...

[LonerSoldierWolf]

@sockpuppetmartinez I SEE IT!

[sockpuppetmartinez]

FIFTY YEARS AGO WE'D HAVE YOU UPSIDE-DOWN WITH A FUCKING FORK UP YOUR ASS!

[LonerSoldierWolf]

@sockpuppetmartinez HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Funny as fuck!

[sockpuppetmartinez]

BUT I'M NOT REALLY RACIST! THAT'S WHAT'S SO INSANE ABOUT THIS!

[LonerSoldierWolf]

@sockpuppetmartinez And I'm black!

No seriously I'm white and not racist.

[DeaderNBetter]

@sockpuppetmartinez lol how can the fork be UP your ass if you're upside down?

[sockpuppetmartinez]

Your guess is as good as mine! You should ask Michael Richards himself wtf he was talking about lol.

[vitomanu2325]

kramer's the best man, the best

[768sonic]

Thats how I drink a soda can

[ZoranBiocic]

loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time

[GreenChilliD]

You can hear him sipping air on the 3rd one. He drank whatever it was all in the first shot....

[cgnetwork1]

it's S03E11, not 12

[nickmordo]

I now take my shots like Kramer does his, extend the arm and take a shooter.

[AaronBaker12345]

3 shots cant get you drunk unless your 13 and never drank in your life.

[Perminator]

@AaronBaker12345 Someone knows his shit!

[DivideofNations]

@AaronBaker12345 I've met adults who get drunk off less. It's not that uncommon, if you don't drink often your always going to get drunk real fast. Also depends on if you eat or not etc.

[AaronBaker12345]

@DivideofNations Yeah if you don't drink much,but in genral 3 shots for most has no effect really. Im 18 and I drink 12 beer and more every saturday and still feel I can drink more,and drank a pint of rum straight many times and had little effect,But im from Nova Scotia, supposevly a lot of us have a much higer tolerance,iv heard stories compared to Americans etc. Everyone is different.

[pterrbear94nwobhm]

@AaronBaker12345 i agree with you, my dads from nova scotia and my mom is a newfie. everyone in my family can drink alot, same goes for most people i know. i think alot of it does have to do with where your born:p

[AaronBaker12345]

@pterrbear94nwobhm nice.

[scottd0676]

I don't think he was drinking anything. If he was it most likely would have spilled out at 0:51. Even a small amount would have probably splashed out of the cup.

[zeoli10]

@scottd0676 the first shot hes actually drinking something you can tell at :51 that jerry pours a little...after that he definitely doesnt drink anything though...i love the H E DOUBLE N IIII

[MrRichardklecka11]

HOLY SHIT! I'M ABOUT TO DRINK RIGHT NOW!

[PonyboyInNewZealand]

Say you got a big job interview...

[Sundiata111]

the little dance he does when he starts singing is comedy gold in it's rawest form

[jackhole91]

CASHMERE?!!!!

of course it's cashmere...

[CONDLAUR]

I did this once at a party, it was hillarious.

[kkurrukk]

@CONDLAUR What? Got drunk on scotch and made a fool out of yourself?

[CONDLAUR]

@kkurrukk No man. I made a similar gag, pretending I was Kramer. My friends have seen Seinfeld so they were very amused that I played Kramer's role.

[WanderlustX2]

Every time you disable embedding, God kills a kitten.

[CaptMandrake360]

"...And because it's odorless, why, it'll be our little secret..."

[nickmordo]

This scene alone proves how revolutionary Seinfeld was: exploring alcoholism by using a tall "doofus" as an experiment, and he plays it off beautifully. Best show ever.

[bowler3008605]

You can smell me without the drink. priceless

[skezness]

... G-A-N apostrophe S

[skezness]

george's reaction to the hug is priceless... those two are true pros!

[maxpower9887]

their voices sound higher than i remember

[cutherland]

@maxpower9887 they altered the pitch of the voices to pass by copywrite

[horneyboy3200]

how does being to close to the bottle make kramer not smell?

[unfathomableinquiry]

The smirk on George's face during the one arm around the shoulder hug let's me further know how much Kramer kicks fucking ass! Especially the part when George says "thank you" looks like he has a hard on LOL. You might say I have a pecualiar perspective, well, go fuck yourself. This is classics in the making! History will repeat itself!

[greeneyedgrl01]

lol My last name is Hennigan and this episode is priceless!

[HRVDNT]

No smell, no tell: Scotch.

[blunklaura]

Never seen this before and I thought I've seen them all (have all first 4 seasons on dvd),thanks for this,this is HILARIOUS,and great quality too!

[sumukh1999]

H---E---NN---I--------"Hey Kramer,that will do"

[guitarchim]

lmao i just seen this episode right now

[PlanetSeinfeld]

Kramers a funny Drunk lol

[TheJellymonty]

3 people obviously have never tasted Hennigan's scotch

[ingofreak]

@TheJellymonty you're not funny, so stop.

[HigherPower2010]

@ingofreak THANK YOU SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

[53WINDSOR]

I noticed that too. I even reran it at :30 because it really caught my eye.

[kaejae24]

Any-one else think that the Kramer character could be a long lost relative to Taxi's Reverend Jim

[bluetacoify]

thats my last name HENNIGAN

[Toka313]

@bluetacoify Mine too...

[Mayokitty7]

....thank you..

[EpiqProductionz]

H E double N I... xD

[ReconciliationLove]

I've never seen another character as funny as Kramer in my entire life. I'm only 19 years olf--but still, the guy's hilarious.

[EliraSTAR1]

3 people dont like Hennigans

[marklosextremus]

@EliraSTAR1 NO ONE CARES

[EliraSTAR1]

@marklosextremus uhh.... whatever.

[wjl1970]

Kramer is still the best! Absolutely brilliant!

[Gr4c14]

this is the best scene of all Seinfeld :P.

[machiavelli1979]

You can smell me...Without the drink.

[PonyboyInNewZealand]

I love the click he makes after he says "No smell, no tell, SCOTCH."

[shiadefenceforce]

I love it lol

[mookyezz20]

So funny how it cuts off when she is opening the present. Talk about blue balls!

[PeterHBne1]

Smell me without the drink.

[TheRainz007]

I love it when Kramer starts singing "H-E- Double-N-I"

[crysjumar1]

@TheRainz007 i lost it when he started "H-E..."

[beatles4ever]

lol you can smell me without the drink!!

[danrox127]

H...E...DOUBLE...N...I...G...A­...N...'S

[nativesun]

@danrox127 actually, the rest of it goes....H E DOUBLE N I - G A N SPELLS HENNIGAN!

[Hostage2460]

That'll do Kramer, that'll do.

[pedrosanchez05]

wow theyre all young

[ontariobuds]

@pedrosanchez05 yeah George sounds exceptionally nasally. His voice changed over the years

[x0TheJackal0x]

by far one of my favorite seinfeld moments

[Tony2826]

Man, Kramer's a light-weight.

[DeadlyAshan]

H E double N I

[pelsjoem]

What a terrific comercial! woOo! Id buy it!

[dustinrlawrence]

why doe's it sound like their on helium? fuckin chipmunks suck! seinfeld rules!

[DemoColorScheme]

Kramer was definitely the best character on this show, his entrances, his remarks, his appearance! Ha, a total classic!

[86damageinc]

Paint thinner. Hahahaha!