Let's Play Final Fantasy VII #035 - How Do I Get That High?

[matthunter565]

Can i ask was that a freestyle or you wrote those lirycs XD because it was darn pretty fucking good XD

[udsuna]

The main canon isn't stationary. In fact, it has an approximately 90 degree turn radius. At 5:58, you can see the forward mount pretty clearly. It rotates.

Which, given that it was designed mostly to blast the ever loving crap out of the other continent... makes it quite viable, tactically.

[SorceressZila]

Weeee! xD Cloud Tossing!!!!

[frogsalbatou]

I always got the "bomb"

[wanderingRumia]

So that's where the cd broke.. at 5:30 the guys just walked to the back.. no cutscene triggered.. I could walk all the way to the back on that street... but.. there was just nothing.. because of this part right here.. the other 2 cd's were useless. >.<

[MayaCrystalwing430]

4:15 my husband says that alot about anything! (including.... well never mind... hehehe.... lol)

[MegaKidicarus]

the lyrics are uber akward for me because i have a class where we get nicknames mine is rufus soooo.... you can probably guess where this is headed (the class is latin)

[PKDraven2]

Shinra's Anthem: HCBailly Remix.

I would so buy that if it was on itunes haha.

[MsLabansen]

I always get sent the bomb.. never took the time to try and better the ratings. am i not a good enough nerd then? should we nail all the mini games?! Ah, never mind, i'm too lazy :p loved your song, btw!!

[runegodguthix]

p_q why did you stop singing?

[ChromeMaquilover22]

That song should be available on Itunes!

[pokesubscribernu]

HCBailly, what do you mean the dolphin shouldn't be able to make him jump that high? Did you watch when they were fighting Bahamut in Advent Children?

[grajczyk1181]

lol "he tried to kill both my girls and my dog" AWESOME!

[octagonoid]

Great song.

Also, Cloud should suppress his habit of monologuing when enemy guards are present within a range of ten feet.

[beforeTHEmomentGIRL]

Haha xD I LOVE your Rufus Sinra song, (I some friends called like some of the FFVII characters) Vincent: I love it xD It's so true! Rufus: Like... I Do not agree.... *Gets glared at by Vincent,Tifa and me* Cuase its way too epic

[MrShogo666]

your song made that goddamn annoying-as-hell fanfare MUCH better! ^.^ i might be able to tollerate it next time through!

[EviLGnome217]

Your song was so funny, brought tears to me eyes, thank you for making my day lol

[ssadbr]

Okay......take SIX!!!!!!! I was dying

[rawk4God1995]

Watch out Justin Bieber, here comes HCBailly!

[RalorPenwat]

If you fail the minigame and they do say to send you a bomb it gives you a grenade.

[Vioxse]

Torturing me with your singing voice? I fell off my chair!

[darthbandon10]

Seems Gelnikas are Shinra's equivalent of the C-130.

[wolfofthefayth]

How is it rigged? People vote, you go on.

People don't vote, you don't go on.

And if you're really good, and people don't vote cuz they think you're safe, then the judges save you.

I don't see how it's rigged at all.

[Golbezbajaj]

WHOO HOOOO!!! ENCORE ENCORE!!!! YOU SHOULD GO ON AM. IDOL! Except for the fact that those people are a bunch of lifeless losers, and that the show is rigged and retarded..... Great job on the let's plays! I play FF too, but my friends don't like it. :( oh well!

[hockeybuck23]

if there was a way to find that song on itunes or download it somehow my head would explode with happiness

[MegamanVsLink]

O.o Damn... *Applause* :3 I liked that song.

[ShoelaceManiac]

"That's not snowflake.... THAT'S NOT SNOWFLAKE!!!"

-Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.

[dagroth123]

yano, i watched this back in the day and didnt appreciate the song... i watched it again, and i really enjoy what u did there

[Mikkz2k6]

Your singing (and the lyrics) = 100% pure awesome!

I love all your FF Let's Plays and I'm looking forward to FFXIII!

Merry Christmas!

[Funnystuff1700]

@Mikkz2k6 It should've been started now... :s

[realwarpet]

That dolphin jumping thing took me 3 jumps to do it...and on my first try C: i feel special now.

[bob4775]

that song was awesome

[KirbyChan]

Nah, your voice is fine. Trust me, I've heard worse. You stayed in key very well!

[Danteoverseer]

Decaptation, asfixiation, OMG, I burst myself here man, that was great!!!

Lol

[choupetto85]

You can move each side at this part 7:52 and the Red soldier talk to you to be on position. Yeah everybody knows I guess. ^^

[MigeulP]

See what they do with the canon, is shoot Digimon.

[Jimeeeh]

The parody was LEGENDARY! Now we just need to hear your lyrics for Cid's Theme and "The Castle" theme in FF8.

[jamescmrthorne]

pls put that up as download link for that song or make video of it, it made me laugh so much

[RandomLps878]

they were epic lyrics O.O made me lol :)

[chuggacari]

i want you to sing more offen

[Pheyt14]

I thought Ether was pronounced Ee-th-er

[VashFanboy1]

@Pheyt14 it is.

[everydaysaweekend]

if i sang people would kill me and you got away with it man thats cool

[SSGogito]

best song ever^^

[myersmonkey97]

that was an EPIC song

[1mariochief]

thanks for all the help HC im playing through for the first time and that helped me

[zughiaq]

I got the bomb when I played. It took about 15 tries to get it even close to right and by that times the ratings were around zero.

[jakkied1]

Your voice was like Dale said Dale:Your voice was like a mixture of Furgy and Jesus!

[mailchibi88]

Great song.

[kl4969]

"Rufus Shinra reeeally bites.... He tried to kill both my girls and dooog!"

[TheMagicFantasyFan]

Two thumbs up for the song its so great and funny :)

[Sergeantspoon]

That song should be your intro! :D

[TheUKLionheart]

Haha that song was awesome.

[oLawlieto]

the only Fort condor battles that are worth doing is battle 1,2 and 7. The last number 17 (a.k.a 13) is unavoidable due to storyline and you have to with that one so makesure to save before those.

[Darkscoper]

Actually, the ethers only sell for 4500 gil.

[DevineEmperorMeiji]

That song of yours was so Awesome I had to go back to the start just to hear it again.

[Rave7557]

You should make an album.

[Orca18Dolphin]

lol nice song. i liked the lyrics alot XD

[zeldamaster52]

ur singing is just like ncs' how its not good but its funny as hell

[lladamsjr]

"Hello, this is HCBaily, and welcome back to let's violate homosexual men!

[DownedPhoenix]

Do you get anything at all for doing "ALL" the Fort Condor Battles? Besides the materia in the end *don't want to spoil which one*, or is it just optional for just some extra goodies?

[megabusterotaku]

I may be a little late to the party but that song was great xD

Awesome "Let's play" so far.

[SBaby]

You don't need to tap 'up'. Just blow the whistle without moving from where you land and you'll get up there.

[larsthomaspunt]

can i have a mp3 version of that song its owsome

[LivingAddiction]

It's not a Typo. Tinctures are from FFVI

[SBaby]

@LivingAddiction In the original translation the regular Ethers were going to be Tinctures and the Turbo Ethers were going to be just called Ethers. They changed this at the last minute and probably just forgot to change that line to read 'Ethers'.

[EmperorXaozx]

Awsome lyrics man!!!

[kenezbian]

Just had a premonition for your FF9 LP - when the band plays in the Prima Vista.

"I really do want to kill Rufus... But I'll let Sephiroth-- oh, I'm sorry viewers. Wrong game."

I'm calling it right now. xD

[XxXWinglessxAngelXxX]

...

OH MY GOD!

That canon is the one from Crisis Core!

[ozzylifeson]

@XxXWinglessxAngelXxX You seem surprised?

[karbengo]

@XxXWinglessxAngelXxX You're new to Final Fantasy, aren't you.

[XxXWinglessxAngelXxX]

@karbengo

No, not really. I played Crisis Core before the real game, so I just forgot about it.

[Ner0381]

6 x 750= 4500 gil

4500<5000 gil

or am i wrong =p?

anyways loved the video haven't played this in a while since my ps died..xD

[AbsoluteMennace]

Sorry to jump in at an awquard place, but I think that the Ether's in the game are actually pronounced like the ether gas that dentists used to use... which leads me to believe that the E in Ether is supposed to be a hard E and not a soft E. If It IS Ether like I think, it means that all of the magic powers displayed in the game are the result of every character sniffing gas, which makes me laugh.

hehe. <--see?

[loveandhate777]

who has free?

[JohnDXCenaHas2Words]

I hope someone makes a music video of the Junon Theme with HCBailley's Lyrics. LOL

[shadra1985]

be struck by lightning 50 times

[traunkin]

Dude if you made those lyrics up on the spot, I give you serious props, man.

[jerk618]

Nice lyrics HC hahaha That was actually pretty creative xD

[tutongangkaninko]

make a vid on the marching song,haha.

@jennathehedgehodge18

kevlar instead of cablar but thanks for putting the lyrics..

[Jennathehedgehog18]

@tutongangkaninko your welcome.

[Jyhad367]

LOL! I dont care how bad you think your singing is, the lyrics were awesome!

[Jennathehedgehog18]

Lyrics:Part 4

now why does he want the promised land?

is he just after sephiroth or,

mako wont help with your problems,

but you can always,

get a bigger gun.

[Jennathehedgehog18]

Lyrics:part 3

rufus shot me many times,

but i've got very good cablar,

i'd like to see what his hair would look like,

after being strucked by lightning 50 times.

[Jennathehedgehog18]

Lyrics:Part 2

rufus shinra really bites,

he tried to kill both my girls and dog,

i hope he likes being stabbed in the back,

but not before being set on fire.

[Jennathehedgehog18]

Lyrics:First part

i really do want to kill rufus,

but i'll let sephiroth do the job,

would you like decaptaion,expixation,or metors in your head?

[MissingnoTheGreat]

2:36 "HALF AN HOUR TO DO IT THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!!!!" LMAO!

The game needs a teleport matreia.

Another LPer (that I love) makes his own lyrics, so make em up.

Your lyrics are hilarious!

*looks at comments posted below* Missingno777? I'm not the only Missingno fan of HCBailly? AWESOME!

[jedisociety]

damn just watching your reviewing style makes me addicted to your videos HC

[sickspastic]

@jedisociety er, it's a LP/Walkthrough, not a review

[jedisociety]

@sickspastic god, are you going to search for my every comment just to say that over and over?

[missingno777]

I was laughing through that entire song. Classic HC XD

[rhianna58]

LOL! I LUFF THEM SONGY SINGING! XD but yesh i agree with these ppls you should definetly make this into an mp3. tis amazingly hilarious and hilariously amazing and hilari- sorry ill stop..... XD

[iloveyugi666]

Dude i love your song you should record just the song, make and mp3 outta it and post a video of it it made me laugh so hard

[MeldedHaloEnds]

You could have sung, "this is how we do it." ala montel jordan.

[swfan375]

Every time i get to this part in the game, i cant help but think of you HC, this song gets stuck in my head for a long time, lol

[CloudCereal553]

Hahaha xP your lyrics cracked me up

[Krondelo]

Just finished this part, I got to that damned marching sequence and had to shot the game off for a bit! ARGH!

[Vandalia1998]

so when does your cd for your song come out?

[bloodletter489]

lol hc i am playing through this game for the first time and i did the dolphin thing mindlessly

[KnockOutOwnage]

On the 6th try, you got 6 Ethers. lol

[DukeDonkey]

we only need one 6 more to make 666 and prove that this game is of the deil (unnecessary AVGN reference)

[buckfutter369]

you think Cloud would have more of a flashback when he changes into the uniform. he clearly remembers it, but he can't seem to remember anything important.

[bokeni]

did u made that song up while u recording that was epic xD

[monkodeath]

100% agree with u

[ff7walkthru]

and...

[weirdfreak33]

lol nice singing, again, encore

[weirdfreak33]

has anyone noticed, barret always points out the obvious

[LotusGramarye]

and you get an actual 'Bomb' item, which is the iciing on the funny cake.

[terresia31]

LOL LOL LOL!!

I like ur Lyrics!!

[Made4542]

that song was pure win HC xD

[gryphster2]

ya when they send you abomb its a grenade

[hawkmore]

A gloriously peppy song

[Agent47AKAbauldy]

you really like that word dont you :p

[hawkmore]

trust me, by the end of this it sounded really weird

[remixofdestiny]

i swam every where pressing square

[VPACdjr8nx]

4:36-5:50 lol.

[FF7foreva]

wait but if you sell 6 eather you just get 4500 gil so 5000 gil is more than that XD

[STRIKERuYa]

Gawd I used to suck at this mini game LOL.

[tgva8889]

Wow, I love the fact that they include necessary precision platforming in an RPG like Final Fantasy.

[Rukifelth]

Encore! Encore!!

[Morgem22]

i got 0% woo

[zeke1337]

I always get the grenade from that mini-game.

[Walliard]

"Send that soldier a bomb!"

[Dreadgreyfox]

hahahaha struck by lighting 50 times

[ColonelHakha]

Honestly after 3 Fort Condor battles there's a decent chance that you had to sell your ethers, 6 ethers are more versatible.

[whiteguycash]

If you get between 40-49 percent, you get 6 ethers, which sell for 750 a piece, putting you just 500 gil shy of 50%

[ThreadstoTwelve]

lmao The Rufus Shinra song is epic

[pepitotorinod]

that song is REALLY funy, i hope you sing again, I don´t have a good voice eitheir

[RaikouGilgamesh]

lol. That was so funny!

[pepitotorinod]

I hope than he sing that again

[KoopaKonartist]

I had to hear your lyrics again, It's funny as hell, no matter how silly it sounds!

[FlyinHammerBro255]

That was a great song.

[pepitotorinod]

yeah, it was really funy

[Made4542]

Haha that song was FTW!!

[SimonCoulthard]

yay we did it? 5000 gil is the top prize you tit. 6 ether = 4500 gil. you need 50% + ratings for 5000 gil.

[Elban19]

The song was made of win.

[Yosh2006]

ololololol I most enjoyed your song!

[Elekkie]

Great lyrics x3. Awsome!

[Slntpsych]

Lyrical genius. Haha, awesome stuff man.

[sodadew]

When i first did the matching in line thing it took me 17 tries this time i played the game i got it in 1...its all just luck

[MaxxTheSlash]

HCBailly, you actually didn't have to move up slightly when attempting to jump witht he dolphin a second time. Just fail intentionally the first time, and wherever you land, just try again exactly where you are and you'll still make it. In fact, moving up slightly before the jump risks you not landing on the pole because you might move a couple pixels to far and miss.

[VincentValentine52]

OMG! That was really funny! You should sing more in videos! Its really awesome!

[kasumikuchikix]

fabulous lyrics.

[baranas001]

you sing nice you should create music band:D

[realwarpet]

maybe you should show us all the possible says

[ShinenAkuma]

I remember my first time doing this scene...lol...

Trying to sneak in to the parade was horrible. I remember getting like 20 or lower percent TV ratings, and the guys sent me a grenade. lmao.

[NuclearBlazer]

i wanna play this game but i cant get my emulator working.....sad face.

[masterchaoss]

if you have a ps3 or psp you can get it of the playstation store

[ABlindMessiah]

Yeah it's like 10 bucks.

[cyberhoodlum]

I love the lyrics you made up. Please do it again in future videos if you can! 5 stars for you.

[kbhalacy]

lol cloud said something about wearing that uniform....hmmmmm FORSHADOWING!

[ABlindMessiah]

Except the fact that every Solider member has to wear that before they get promoted to 3rd class. Then they wear the uniform Cloud is usually wearing.

[yahman35]

FORESHADOWING!!!!

[Dialga15132]

Well in FF IV Cecil had an airship within... oh the first ,like, 3 seconds of the game XD, although of course you never got to fly it on the world map :/

[descaliber]

don't you use the airship later in the game??

[Dialga15132]

You use actually 2 airships, but neither of them are Cecil's original airship.

[kbhalacy]

uhm yes you could....the moonship

[Dialga15132]

*sigh* I know this.... I mean at the BEGINNING he is flying on the airship, but he never uses that exact airship (I know I have the DS port >.>)

[therpglover1]

im going to answer hc baillys question ( the 1 in the title) take really strong druds

[andon217]

you song rocked dude! sing more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[toaker]

Great Song!

[ZeroOmega5]

Best singing i've ever herd on yuooutube

[catnickfl]

nice lyrics

[Blackdrake1]

The Cannon was mainly used for the battle againast Wutai which lost so Yuffie wants to get Materia from all over the world for some reason.

[Vuko2009]

ROFL Awesome lyrics! Lmfao!

[KingOfHalla]

The Higher The Hair, The Closer To God (Cloud Rule)

The more outrageous his hairstyle, the more important a male character is to the story

[Ryuzaki306]

lol great lyrics

[Eldxale]

Put the lyrics in the side!

[harveyrocks]

I agree xD

people need to sing along too HC :P

[Eldxale]

6x750=4500

4500<5000

[Uncoole0]

"Rufus shot me many many times, but I've got really good" what? Was that color?

[HCBailly]

Kevlar.

[Uncoole0]

Whoa, that was fast. If you don't mind, what was that part after "Now why does he want the promised land?" I think it's Is he *something* Septhiroth's sword.... But I'm not quite sure.

My favorite part was "Would you like decapitation, exfixiation, or meteors in your head"

[Uncoole0]

When I hit the circle button when sneaking in from behind once I was in line, it only brought the points DOWN.

[Stellan1]

What does he think there is going to be a new age or something :) lol. (Refering to that flag on the side of that thinger where Rufus and Heideger is standing.)

[kl4969]

Yes, they say "send that soldier a bomb", and then you get a Grenade, LMAO

[kl4969]

Yes, a master of disguise, indeed. Come male gang rape or perverted fat men, Cloud will prevail.