The goal of winding up a telemarketer should always, always be to get THEM to tell YOU to fuck off. 9/10 times I just say well sorry, not interested and if they persist I just say fuck off.
But if you're up for keeping them on the phone long enough, ask them enough questions and can catch them out on how their deal is worse than your current one you could be on to a winner. I once got an American woman screaming "fuck you! fuck off!". Wish I'd bloody recorded it.
Not the best salesman, not great at rebutting objections, repeats same points, even refers to the fact that he's desperate, but very good approach with after sales. Always schedule an exact day and time to call.
You're the one who's a monkey. Just hang up, don't leave the phone off the hook because the sales agent is legally allowed to stay on the line therefore giving them a break on your phone lines expence. But you knew that, right.
Now I KNOW you're re retarded. It doesn't cost me anything for YOU to call ME, jackass. Go hang out with Paris Hilton, you both have the IQ of a rock.
@Alrgc2Air Actually, the phone line which YOU pay for is being held up by someone who thinks your a clown and they are having a break on your expense. So run along little boy and keep paying for call centre agents to have a wee break!
Still doesn't COST me anything, you moron. I'M ALREADY PAYING FOR THE LINE. Can't you get that through your thick skull? And it is likely keeping another 10 of you idiots who can't get a job where you do actual WORK from waking me up or interrupting my dinner. And by the way I'm in the States, so it WOULD cost your company money to call me. LOL
You don't understand what I'm saying.That's fine.You're a stupid American so it's expected. Those call centre agents are probably earning more money that you on bonuses! You think I care how much it costs a company to block up your phone line? I still get my big wage at the end of it. All you get is confused and annoyed. Moron.
You're probably best hanging up. But it's down to idiots like you that we get a break. P.S Call centres can't legally call anyone past 9am so get a fucking job hill billy.
Hillbilly? Is that the best you can do? I had better insults than that for my teachers in school! And besides, by hanging up, it's down to "idiots like you" that just call right back, assuming a disconnection. And as far as "get a fucking job", I work nights running my own business, so obviously "idiots like you" CAN call past 9 am, or you wouldn't be waking me up, now, would you?
And if you meant 9 PM, and were just too stupid to tell the difference, I'm at work at 9 pm, hence you STILL wouldn't be waking me up, you'd get a recording.
So have a nice warm glass of "shut the fuck up" on the break you say I'm giving you. Jesus, I wish I could get paid to annoy people. I'm still trying to find a point in your babbling redundancy.
No fucking wonder the United States declared sovereignty, if all Europeans are as brain-dead as you are.
Actually, over here we can't phone you fat idiot yanks past 9am. As for your life story you can shove it up your fat arse, I don't give a flying fuck what you pretend to do as a job over the internet. You're a typical moron and a typical victim. Shouldn't you be running your pretend buisness instead of swearing at young people online. You utter fat slob of a yank.
*yawn* Again, is that the best you can do? If you're so young that it's inappropriate to swear at you (after you provoked it by saying to "get a fucking job") Then I find it hard to believe that you known anything about anything.
You're the one who went on the defensive to begin with. I don't care what an idiot american liar thinks about me and one who lets call centre agents have a break on his phone line. You think you're being clever when really it's the agents who are getting the better of you. Good night America.
On the defensive? I believe you provoked things to go a bit further than necessary by making it an issue of Europe and America. Ever watch "Men In Black"? "Don't start nothing, won't be nothin'." This will be my last reply on this, as I really have better things to do than waste time arguing with you. Have the last word if you like.
hey, uh, cheekyuk. im a telemarketer too. and i live in america. and it sucks, here, too. that dude is a doucher, and i guess he doesnt actually know that he is getting charged for having his phone on the line like that. maybe it is less than the company's charge, but still there. but, cheekyuk? dont insult americans.
@godthegourd No we call you Yanks because thats what you are," Fuck off American Cunt" is too long you call us Brits but Brits are immigrants and Shit,we re either Scottish,welsh or English,your the one who needs to get the facts straight mate Brit dont mean Shit to us.
@deejaystrider dude, i don't care that brits ar eimmigrants. "Brits" is short for "British people" and because ireland is part of the British Isles and Scotland isn't even it's own independent government, you are all "Brits". I didn't even know Britain HAD immigrants. Is there enough space? or 'petrol'? Also, "Brit" is not a derogatory term. It's just easier to say than "British Isles Native". I could say "Briton" if you'd prefer. That's some oldschool terminology, there.
@godthegourd As if i didnt know Brits was short for Britain ,are you for real? Northern Ireland is part of the British ilse and the republic of ireland is just tht a republic and a country in its own right,and Scotland IS part of Britain, what the fuck do they teach you in american schools? Of course there is enough space you fuckin Dick lol oh my God what a stupid Twat lol Like the way you put "petrol" there is no difference between that and "gas" you idiot! Fuck me you are a Knob arent you?
@godthegourd Ok you ll have top explain that one because it was us that started slavery and indeed ended it and if i have this right ,aint it America who ended up with all the fuckin niggers and now all of your countries states are fucking full of them, and so are you prisons? COCK!
@deejaystrider Hey "lad" don't hate on Americans... i personally have no problem with Scotchman or Irishman.. I'm sure you've heard of the movie Brave Heart, William Wallace happens to be one of my heroes "not Mel Gibson." now cool off aye? thats the issue with skirts when you sit on a stick your in a bad mood for the rest of the day : P
@Dangerous922 Why americans are fukin stupid people,everytime i have been there in different states,lol no Shit,you are stupid too,whats the fucks Braveheart got to do with anything? I live in England anyway and im pretty sure we dont wear skirts unless you have tits and a pussy lol Fuck off you boring Cunt,tell you what get a passprt and see a bit of the wprld OUITSIDE of America and then comment,fuckin joke you lot honestly.
@Dangerous922 Or what you little Cunt? ive been loads of times and its good yeah but your all backward as fuck and believe all the shit your goverment feeds you USA<USA hahah you all sound over the top Fuckin idiots lol least i can afford to go to your country,you ve never been out of yours and dont even have a passport or know what it looks like lol Now be quiet silly boy. Yank Twat!
@leeham987 Lol jealous fuck, sounds like your a child too, very mature response mrs. "adult". Your country isn't nearly as good as mine... nerr nerr. Foreign douchebag
@Cheekyuk0 i use to work for anglian home improvments, and on a legal stand point, it is legal to call anyone after 9 AM but it is illegal to call someone after 9PM.
what i dont understand is, why dont people go on TPS, its free and it stops all the code callers getting in touch with you.
Fucking bead rattling taig.
alshybobbers 4 days ago
I just watched this, expecting to laugh... I didnt...
151megz 5 days ago
looooooooooool is this Scottish OR WHAT?
ZosiaSamosiaOo 1 week ago
Are you freakin kidding me!!! Where was the funny, hilarious part? You just wasted over 10 mins of my time. Thanks
divydee 2 weeks ago
Okay, yes..Boring.
jaiblue25 1 month ago
Yeah didn't find this funny.
The goal of winding up a telemarketer should always, always be to get THEM to tell YOU to fuck off. 9/10 times I just say well sorry, not interested and if they persist I just say fuck off.
But if you're up for keeping them on the phone long enough, ask them enough questions and can catch them out on how their deal is worse than your current one you could be on to a winner. I once got an American woman screaming "fuck you! fuck off!". Wish I'd bloody recorded it.
MetalHeadSix6Six 1 month ago
YES! WATCHED IT ALL! And never laughed once.
lb8068 2 months ago
No.....can't watch it any more..:.dull
mrmiball 2 months ago
2.06 and so bored already.......
mrmiball 2 months ago
This sucks Disgustingly overgrown monkey balls
SHADOW5383 5 months ago
@SHADOW5383 Then you must either be not British or not have a decent sense of humour.
ChayotAiKadesh 4 months ago
If thats British humor damn right I dont have a sense of it BORING AS HELL.
SHADOW5383 4 months ago
@SHADOW5383 If thats the case then why are you watching and posting on this video?
ChayotAiKadesh 4 months ago
In order to know that it sucks you have to actually watch some of it first no? guh dur dur 8D didnt watch all of it.
SHADOW5383 3 months ago
Not the best salesman, not great at rebutting objections, repeats same points, even refers to the fact that he's desperate, but very good approach with after sales. Always schedule an exact day and time to call.
pathammond 6 months ago
this is shit
chuckman50 7 months ago 5
Irish accents?? Scottish!!!! <--- ja?! nein?
XxShadowvalkyriexX 8 months ago
Cool that in the end mr. 'J' is not censurated.. Mr. 'Joseph' is a very wise Irishman!
TheSource85 1 year ago
that wasn't funny, they just had some banter. what a load of shit.
almondmnm 1 year ago
i can't understand what they're saying
kokothemonkeyy 1 year ago
@kokothemonkeyy get your owner to clean out your ears then monkey.
Blueblood1873 6 months ago
i'm interested in his package. hahahhaha
whitehawk38 1 year ago
delerium tremens sucks
thatsdandy 1 year ago
i enjoyed that. im stoned and have delerium tremens
thatsdandy 1 year ago
DEAR GOD.. I WORK FOR THIS COMPANY
seanoc79 1 year ago 5
damnit Steven, CLOSE THE SALE or get off the phone.
ihmesekoilua 1 year ago
I like how it spent the whole call Beeping out the guys name but you can clearly hear him say "Joseph" at 10:00
SamoIsKing 1 year ago
Steven and "J" are properly gay for each other!
NIKFANTASTIC 1 year ago
Must be a pretty reputable company since the website doesn't exist anymore.
nekad2000 1 year ago
Yeah, I wish I could get paid to sell MY package over the phone, LOL....
Alrgc2Air 2 years ago
Go Steven! Scotland For Life. (Ireland is cool to) haha
scottishkiwi23 2 years ago
cancelation selling
school boy error
lildan123321 2 years ago
jesus christ the accent
KillingReaper 2 years ago
Ohhhhh, Steven Steven Steven Steven!
TomSaunders89 2 years ago
negative selling cooling off period
daviemcp 2 years ago
Yes, that would appear to be the case...
However, the point of this call is NOT how to be a super sales person, as I'm sure you are...
r197tu 2 years ago
Heh -- I just tell them to hold on, put the phone down on the table, and go do something. They usually don't call back
Alrgc2Air 2 years ago
Sales people love it when that happens because it give us a skive. So Thanks!
Cheekyuk0 2 years ago
Are you retarded? It sure sounds like it?
Alrgc2Air 2 years ago
You're the one who's a monkey. Just hang up, don't leave the phone off the hook because the sales agent is legally allowed to stay on the line therefore giving them a break on your phone lines expence. But you knew that, right.
Cheekyuk0 2 years ago
Now I KNOW you're re retarded. It doesn't cost me anything for YOU to call ME, jackass. Go hang out with Paris Hilton, you both have the IQ of a rock.
Alrgc2Air 2 years ago
@Alrgc2Air Actually, the phone line which YOU pay for is being held up by someone who thinks your a clown and they are having a break on your expense. So run along little boy and keep paying for call centre agents to have a wee break!
Cheekyuk0 2 years ago
Still doesn't COST me anything, you moron. I'M ALREADY PAYING FOR THE LINE. Can't you get that through your thick skull? And it is likely keeping another 10 of you idiots who can't get a job where you do actual WORK from waking me up or interrupting my dinner. And by the way I'm in the States, so it WOULD cost your company money to call me. LOL
Alrgc2Air 2 years ago
You don't understand what I'm saying.That's fine.You're a stupid American so it's expected. Those call centre agents are probably earning more money that you on bonuses! You think I care how much it costs a company to block up your phone line? I still get my big wage at the end of it. All you get is confused and annoyed. Moron.
Cheekyuk0 2 years ago
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Alrgc2Air 2 years ago
Go take it up the light and bitter while you pull one off, you tosser. *puts the phone on the table, rolls over and goes back to sleep*
Alrgc2Air 2 years ago
You're probably best hanging up. But it's down to idiots like you that we get a break. P.S Call centres can't legally call anyone past 9am so get a fucking job hill billy.
Cheekyuk0 2 years ago
Hillbilly? Is that the best you can do? I had better insults than that for my teachers in school! And besides, by hanging up, it's down to "idiots like you" that just call right back, assuming a disconnection. And as far as "get a fucking job", I work nights running my own business, so obviously "idiots like you" CAN call past 9 am, or you wouldn't be waking me up, now, would you?
Alrgc2Air 2 years ago
And if you meant 9 PM, and were just too stupid to tell the difference, I'm at work at 9 pm, hence you STILL wouldn't be waking me up, you'd get a recording.
So have a nice warm glass of "shut the fuck up" on the break you say I'm giving you. Jesus, I wish I could get paid to annoy people. I'm still trying to find a point in your babbling redundancy.
No fucking wonder the United States declared sovereignty, if all Europeans are as brain-dead as you are.
Alrgc2Air 2 years ago
Actually, over here we can't phone you fat idiot yanks past 9am. As for your life story you can shove it up your fat arse, I don't give a flying fuck what you pretend to do as a job over the internet. You're a typical moron and a typical victim. Shouldn't you be running your pretend buisness instead of swearing at young people online. You utter fat slob of a yank.
Cheekyuk0 2 years ago
*yawn* Again, is that the best you can do? If you're so young that it's inappropriate to swear at you (after you provoked it by saying to "get a fucking job") Then I find it hard to believe that you known anything about anything.
Alrgc2Air 2 years ago
You're the one who went on the defensive to begin with. I don't care what an idiot american liar thinks about me and one who lets call centre agents have a break on his phone line. You think you're being clever when really it's the agents who are getting the better of you. Good night America.
Cheekyuk0 2 years ago
On the defensive? I believe you provoked things to go a bit further than necessary by making it an issue of Europe and America. Ever watch "Men In Black"? "Don't start nothing, won't be nothin'." This will be my last reply on this, as I really have better things to do than waste time arguing with you. Have the last word if you like.
Alrgc2Air 2 years ago
@Alrgc2Air Thanks, have a great day.
Cheekyuk0 2 years ago
hey, uh, cheekyuk. im a telemarketer too. and i live in america. and it sucks, here, too. that dude is a doucher, and i guess he doesnt actually know that he is getting charged for having his phone on the line like that. maybe it is less than the company's charge, but still there. but, cheekyuk? dont insult americans.
godthegourd 2 years ago
@godthegourd Fuck off yank cunt,
deejaystrider 1 year ago
@deejaystrider i like how brits like to call us americans "yanks", as if it offends us. seriously, it's a sports team, fer crissakes.
godthegourd 1 year ago
@godthegourd No we call you Yanks because thats what you are," Fuck off American Cunt" is too long you call us Brits but Brits are immigrants and Shit,we re either Scottish,welsh or English,your the one who needs to get the facts straight mate Brit dont mean Shit to us.
deejaystrider 1 year ago
@deejaystrider dude, i don't care that brits ar eimmigrants. "Brits" is short for "British people" and because ireland is part of the British Isles and Scotland isn't even it's own independent government, you are all "Brits". I didn't even know Britain HAD immigrants. Is there enough space? or 'petrol'? Also, "Brit" is not a derogatory term. It's just easier to say than "British Isles Native". I could say "Briton" if you'd prefer. That's some oldschool terminology, there.
godthegourd 1 year ago
@godthegourd As if i didnt know Brits was short for Britain ,are you for real? Northern Ireland is part of the British ilse and the republic of ireland is just tht a republic and a country in its own right,and Scotland IS part of Britain, what the fuck do they teach you in american schools? Of course there is enough space you fuckin Dick lol oh my God what a stupid Twat lol Like the way you put "petrol" there is no difference between that and "gas" you idiot! Fuck me you are a Knob arent you?
deejaystrider 1 year ago
@deejaystrider DISHWASHER SAFE
godthegourd 1 year ago
@godthegourd fuck are you talking about Dishwasher safe? you are a fucktard of epic proportions pal.
deejaystrider 1 year ago
@deejaystrider funny story: you are the only country to have had your citizens sold into slavery DURING YOUR GOLDEN AGE.
godthegourd 1 year ago
@godthegourd Ok you ll have top explain that one because it was us that started slavery and indeed ended it and if i have this right ,aint it America who ended up with all the fuckin niggers and now all of your countries states are fucking full of them, and so are you prisons? COCK!
deejaystrider 1 year ago
@deejaystrider Hey "lad" don't hate on Americans... i personally have no problem with Scotchman or Irishman.. I'm sure you've heard of the movie Brave Heart, William Wallace happens to be one of my heroes "not Mel Gibson." now cool off aye? thats the issue with skirts when you sit on a stick your in a bad mood for the rest of the day : P
Dangerous922 1 year ago
@Dangerous922 Why americans are fukin stupid people,everytime i have been there in different states,lol no Shit,you are stupid too,whats the fucks Braveheart got to do with anything? I live in England anyway and im pretty sure we dont wear skirts unless you have tits and a pussy lol Fuck off you boring Cunt,tell you what get a passprt and see a bit of the wprld OUITSIDE of America and then comment,fuckin joke you lot honestly.
deejaystrider 1 year ago
@deejaystrider Dental hygiene is cool in America.....
Dangerous922 1 year ago
@deejaystrider Dental hygiene is cool in America..... oh and.. stay the fuck in england you homo don't come to my awesome country.
Dangerous922 1 year ago
@Dangerous922 Or what you little Cunt? ive been loads of times and its good yeah but your all backward as fuck and believe all the shit your goverment feeds you USA<USA hahah you all sound over the top Fuckin idiots lol least i can afford to go to your country,you ve never been out of yours and dont even have a passport or know what it looks like lol Now be quiet silly boy. Yank Twat!
deejaystrider 1 year ago
@Dangerous922 lol dumb fuck, sound like a fucking kid. my countrys better than yours, nerr nerr. inbred fuck.
leeham987 1 year ago
@leeham987 Lol jealous fuck, sounds like your a child too, very mature response mrs. "adult". Your country isn't nearly as good as mine... nerr nerr. Foreign douchebag
Dangerous922 11 months ago
@Dangerous922 curry?
leeham987 11 months ago
@godthegourd fuck u ya yanky cunt
dannny2k9 1 year ago
@dannny2k9 If ingested or imbibed, please call Poison CUNTrol immediately. DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING.
godthegourd 1 year ago
@Cheekyuk0 i use to work for anglian home improvments, and on a legal stand point, it is legal to call anyone after 9 AM but it is illegal to call someone after 9PM.
what i dont understand is, why dont people go on TPS, its free and it stops all the code callers getting in touch with you.
MrNightblade 1 year ago
Steven sounds an awful lot like Mark Day
Warrior2137 3 years ago
If stayed in Ireland I'd buy it off of Steven. Nice guy.
weemary1 3 years ago
lol nice !
ridgecrest321 3 years ago