Robbed by a Virgin

[ImAwwsum1]

Did u actually say that university is more important? Un subbed and flagged

[EYVTeam]

@ImAwwsum1 trololollololol :p

[PUBLICnoose]

my history teacher compares me to tosh.0 i dont really like him

[PUBLICnoose]

I thought you said this was a professional channel? How much for an hour do you charge ?

[EYVTeam]

@PUBLICnoose 150 per hour, extra for "exotic" options

[karmasAbitch127]

I tried but science says its impossible

[karmasAbitch127]

Someone stole my virginity when i was sleeping

[EYVTeam]

@karmasAbitch127 did you get it back?

[mrcooldude2187]

More*

[mrcooldude2187]

Hey ethan! I worship u!!! Btw, when I was in preschool, I would steal plastic forks and tiny dinosaurs from the play area, the teachers found out and every day they would pAt me down pedo like. And can u check out my one black ops vid? I made it a butt long time ago lol quality sucks. Thx! I will upload m

[EYVTeam]

@mrcooldude2187 i dont associate myself with thiefs ESPECIALLY those who steal dinosaur toys because then the other children cant enjoy them and i dont know what im saying write now! and sureskies

[jokertuti14]

wow u are a fag

[EYVTeam]

@jokertuti14 ahhh thanks cutie, yah sure i'll go on a date with you, just dont expect me to put out ;) we'll save that for when your dads home, but dont worry its not gay if its a 3 way

[TheXYIPPERX]

Plz get a ps3 haha jk

[TheXYIPPERX]

I think ur my favorite commentator so far ur funny

[EYVTeam]

@TheXYIPPERX :D thank YOOOOU

[jamesfintona123]

I live in ireland and at the airport a guy tried to steal my bags but i didnt realise so when i turned round i found a fat guard spearing the robber on the floor and my stuff going everywhere lol

[EYVTeam]

@jamesfintona123 i woulda just whipped out my gun and shot everyone, problem solved, and totally legal

[xxparkinatorxx]

Ethan he's 17 and benches 180 so I'm not going to do that

[thopkins2020]

I challenge u to use the dragonauv or I will lick you

[014oscar]

Hi Ethan :D

[EYVTeam]

@014oscar HOLA

[Mattmc777777]

@electricmanCole I know how you feel, I hate it when my waterbottles are heavily intoxicated

[Mattmc777777]

I'm having a vagina sale on all of the vaginas that I have sliced of my rape victims. 2 for 30$ if anyone wants some

[EYVTeam]

@Mattmc777777 thats just weird, why not sell the whole woman

[machinimaxxxxx]

EYVTeam i didnt get it back. i got a new one:/

[machinimaxxxxx]

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[xxparkinatorxx]

My brother stole my $300 Bose stereo

[EYVTeam]

@xxparkinatorxx go into his room and steal it back, and poop on him

[xXGoLdXxReZuReCt]

It's hilarious how you use the predator missile and you do good with it! :D

[EYVTeam]

@xXGoLdXxReZuReCt no :p its just a theatre mode glitch

[V1T0111]

@EYVTeam I Love You Oh Do You Have Men Inside Of You?

[WhitenedNiggah]

@EVYteam huess I'll hve to be running alot

[xelanocom]

@EYVTeam Wow a funny guy we have here people :P luv ya Ethan ;)

[seaguppe]

when i was like 8 i had show and tell and i borght in my yugio deck and some bitch stole my nbesty cards (they were the egiptian gods and i got them for christmas)

[EYVTeam]

@seaguppe NOOOOOOOOOOO, those be the best cards

[PuPLd]

I was like 10 and I noticed that my ds traveling case was gone, so I found out he stole it, and there was absolutely nothing in it, all of my games n stuff were out lol

[EYVTeam]

@PuPLd why do ppl steal the dumbest things :p

[Nokaahguy]

Leave a comment....or DIE!!

[EYVTeam]

@Nokaahguy dont kill my subs!

[isoskully]

@EYVTeam say "sorry" more often. I love the way you say it !! XD

[EYVTeam]

@isoskully "sowwy"

[Hissigpropp123]

I can be your biatch

[EYVTeam]

@Hissigpropp123 i love biatches

[HipHopMorris]

When is the open lobby? it wasn't this weekend?

[EYVTeam]

@HipHopMorris next weekend

[callum5593]

If u had 1800 subs when u made this video, you've lost 15 subs because ur not getting a ps3 LOL

[EYVTeam]

@callum5593 i had 1760 when i made this video and now im at 1797 so i gained 40

[callum5593]

@EYVTeam kk, its just in the video i thought u said something about eighteen hundred people, oh and btw what time do u normally upload daily?

[beastgtp]

Thanks again for the feedback you gave!

[EYVTeam]

@beastgtp youre welcome sir

[smallninja123]

Have u got a girlfriend?:)

[TheVikingChris]

@smallninja123 All of his subscibers are his gay girlfriends.

[EYVTeam]

@smallninja123 not currently

[Retrinox]

Wow, some of you have cruel friends.

[EYVTeam]

@Retrinox and some of them are cruel friends

[ObesityOwns]

@EYVTeam

How tall are you?

[EYVTeam]

@ObesityOwns 7 inches ;).. lol 6 foot

[zRaDxz]

no homo

[zRaDxz]

Ethan, I just wanted to let you know that I have started doing what i can to spread your channel. I think you have more talent than a lot of other famous youtubers. Love you man (no homio).

[EYVTeam]

@zRaDxz thanks man :) i wuvs you, lots a homo

[machinimaxxxxx]

a friend of mine stole my mobile once. :O

[EYVTeam]

@machinimaxxxxx hahhahaa atleast you got it back

[bofayfoshauna]

Virgin hell. Full of boobs you can't touch

[EYVTeam]

@bofayfoshauna how horrible

[DaNOOKER]

Make a video of you coming back to the card store and screaming at them all!

[EYVTeam]

@DaNOOKER ahhahaha 10 years later... he got his revenge

[1jaredmike]

The end of a period in hockey is called intermission lol

[EYVTeam]

@1jaredmike i know thats why theres an annotation saying *intermission

[LILJESS1300]

Sell your xbox for ps3. Problem solved and money saved on live

[EYVTeam]

@LILJESS1300 ew that sounds worse tha death

[MrBergness]

And another gallon of spit swallowed! :)

[EYVTeam]

@MrBergness maybe more! :p

[electricmanCole]

That twice now my comment has gotten in your video! I'm psyched!(*faints from excessive fanboyism*) and one time someone stiole a waterbottle right out of the side of my backpack when I was walking down the hall, and it was already half.......drunken?

[EYVTeam]

@electricmanCole he had a crush on you

[RxUxKidding]

@EYVTeam I used to like Pokemon cards and so did my friends. One day my Romanian friend came over we played with Pokemon cards the whole day. The next day when he left I checked my collection and the bitch stole my darkrai lv.x. I was pissed and now I think all Romanians suck.

[EYVTeam]

@RxUxKidding hahahaha one man does not define all, except hitler

[Adam7452]

Ethan now that you aren't getting Ps3 that's a subtraction of like 30 subs. Just don't cry.

[EYVTeam]

@Adam7452 ?? i gained 40 subs yesterday

[V1T0111]

1st. I have gameplays of like 3 reapers too bad you didn't have a ps3 2nd. Why are Canadians so funny 3rd.y friend stole my moms perfume and coins from a different country lol and 5th. I love you jk maybe

[EYVTeam]

@V1T0111 you better love me, i command it

[steezyskater509]

They stole my yugioh cards at school :'( in 5th grade ! Whyyyy! Fuck you mofuckas!

[EYVTeam]

@steezyskater509 why not yell! teacher that mutherfucker over there stole my BLUE EYES

[Killbott16]

So you where robed 2 times that's so amazing I could almost bring my self to show you my dick you know like send you a pic and then call the cops and say this man took a pic of my dick and they would have to believe me cuz I'm the real pimp daddy.

[EYVTeam]

@Killbott16 youre trying to over throw me!? how dare you

[TMLj16]

Going to uwo?

[EYVTeam]

@TMLj16 uwo? i love uwo

[XxDodgerFan4LifexX]

I just built up the nerve to ask you this question.. Will u merry me u hunky son of a beach ball? (then we could go on even more dates!! Yum Yum!:))

[EYVTeam]

@XxDodgerFan4LifexX im too much man for you

[MW3KINGOFCHANNELS]

Ur mean jk video games are always more important

[EYVTeam]

@MW3KINGOFCHANNELS the only video game that is important is mario 64

[MEGARAHIL]

no ps3 :/ :(

[EYVTeam]

@MEGARAHIL no ps3 :(

[KiLoTrickshots]

LOL thats just the wa yh it is! Its the way it should be....

[EYVTeam]

@KiLoTrickshots NO, i should not get robbed :(

[ThtG1nger]

I think my friend stole my shirt when i was at a sleepover. The bitch still denies it.

[EYVTeam]

@ThtG1nger hahahaha *sniff* i like the way this smells, i must have it

[MrBigfatgangsta]

Hey Ethan I'll be able to play tomorrow please get on so I can play with u for the first time in a while and if u don't want to that's fine nice vid bro make another tehe it's only cause I want to hear your voice again

[SquidGlock65]

I think the fact that i advertise on whiteboys channel but not this one shows that i have alot of respect for you bro!:)

[EYVTeam]

@SquidGlock65 well arnt you a nice little lad :)

[tUrtledpantz]

You should do an MSR commentary

[EYVTeam]

@tUrtledpantz dont like sniping in this game

[georgiagiraffe]

I brought WaW to my friends house to play zombies then when I had to go I couldn't find it and still haven't found it to this day.

[EYVTeam]

@georgiagiraffe hahahahha why not just confront him

[LilCAm3211]

Since you live in Canada and you like basketball do u like canadas NBA team the Toronto Raptors?

[EYVTeam]

@LilCAm3211 i dont watch basketball, i just play on my travel team, starting shooting guard :) 90% from the free throw and 75% inside the arch and 70% behind the arch :) but i suck at driving the net

[DeathWish898]

I also live in Canada and I also don't like hockey

[EYVTeam]

@DeathWish898 yay we are special

[Rideyourllama]

Canada! How do you not like hockey?!?!

[EYVTeam]

@Rideyourllama boring!

[JuBJuB124]

Were do u live in Ontario

[EYVTeam]

@JuBJuB124 sarnia

[Danglesauce17]

VVV

WTF why the hell do u have 250 in ur wallet and just leave it on the table

[OUTCASTjnt]

I had some friends over a few years ago and we were just chillin in my basement playing MW2 and I had to piss. So I got up and went to the bathroom ( like I'm told ur supposed to). And when I came back there wasn't much different and I didn't notice anything till later that week when I went to buy lunch. The assholes stole $250 from my wallet then put it back.

[EYVTeam]

@OUTCASTjnt hahahahaha outplayed, did you get your money back

[MrWarPork]

I took my friends marble because it was rwally cool. X)

[EYVTeam]

@MrWarPork THIEF

[Daexdous99]

My cuzin robbed the gurdian and he also robbed my whole deck which was over 500 thousand cards I thought my mother had chucked them I was wrong all along I cried. So much that he had to give them back but he kept all the amazing players and swapped them for the shitty 1 and my wallet got stolen which had around 700 in it haven't seen it since

[EYVTeam]

@Daexdous99 -_- sounds like your cousin will grow up to be a criminal mastermind

[Tedeschi22]

Yea lol mr story in 5th grade. i remember it was the best lunch of the year and it was french toast sticks and bacon(sadly not Canadian). I bought my lunch with the obly money i had sat down at the table and needed to piss. I went to the bathroom came back and everything but a half eaten frenth toast stick was left. Fucking gypsies i was so mad at them.

[EYVTeam]

@Tedeschi22 you shoulda threw it at them and yelled grenade, they all woulda died

[kykatfann98]

I got in trouble at school today for being "disruptive" in class when all I did was randomly break my pencil just thought I would share that with all you homosexuals hugs and kisses bye bye :):):):) ps. Beans

[EYVTeam]

@kykatfann98 pencils are expensive!

[J3r3miah101]

Thats the way to go... Stay in school... LoL

[EYVTeam]

@J3r3miah101 tis the smart thing to do

[zXtinytomXz]

@EYVTeam i saw your reply in the last vid and i think the more people spam get ps3 the less likley they are to get one it makes us ps3 players sound like desperate loners who want to play with so called friends because they watch their vids and met on the internet!

[EYVTeam]

@zXtinytomXz the more ppl say add me, play with me the less i want too

[chrisplayaa]

lmao. never trust old men who still play yu gi oh.

[EYVTeam]

@chrisplayaa lesson learned

[Mattmc777777]

Woahhhhhhhh, they have a university for hookers?

[EYVTeam]

@Mattmc777777 its very prestigious

[jordyvergara]

one time my cousin stole like 5 of the best yugioh crads from my deck then when i went to his house when he went to the bathroom and i got my cards back and took like 8 of his best cards and then he comes to the room and he says "weres my cards" and i show him the cards he took and the cards i took and is say "payback bitch" and i kept the cards

[EYVTeam]

@jordyvergara YOU BOSS!

[BlackParade890]

Let's do a long distance yugioh duel lmao.

[EYVTeam]

@BlackParade890 i'll destroy you! :p

[jordyvergara]

you always have to remember when you get famous on youtube never forget about your original subs

[EYVTeam]

@jordyvergara i wont get famous :p

[maxbioboy]

My neighbor stole one of my yugioh cards when i was eight. Iwent over and looked through his stuff till i found it.

[EYVTeam]

@maxbioboy hahahaha i bet it wasnt even a good card :p

[blalzsoccerboy]

Fuck you

Get a ps3

[EYVTeam]

@blalzsoccerboy fuck you, get a life

[EYVTeam]

@blalzsoccerboy *smiles* :)

[Wh15perTh1n24]

If u get famous on YouTube and get alot of subs don't forget we r ur loyal subs ;)

[EYVTeam]

@Wh15perTh1n24 i shall engrave your name into stone! for all to see

[YeAHbUddyGamergirl]

Haha i favorited this:)

[EYVTeam]

@YeAHbUddyGamergirl awesome :) whats your name btw

[YeAHbUddyGamergirl]

@EYVTeam ironmegadeathma...dont ask

[MyAngrymuffin]

My friend stole my condoms so I ended up with a baby!

[EYVTeam]

@MyAngrymuffin awh! that sucks

[halfwaythere1000]

boyeeeeee u sexy

[EYVTeam]

@halfwaythere1000 guuuuurl you a guuuuy

[CANADIANxWOLF]

I want a pikachu

[EYVTeam]

@CANADIANxWOLF he'll shock you!

[Dasandman10]

U made me sad today:( But we have to find a way to get u a ps3 A Fuckin SAP

[EYVTeam]

@Dasandman10 send me money ;)

[MesonicPrism250]

A few years back. My mom's friends son stole my Ps2 multi-tap. And he never even owned a Ps2. He still refuses to give it. To me when. I'm at his house

[EYVTeam]

@MesonicPrism250 hahahhaha what an idiot :p

[MrAlmightybob]

Charizard!

[EYVTeam]

@MrAlmightybob charizard is so cute and little, no wait that was blastoise

[NotPridefull]

Funny thing i just won my basketball game and i came home and watched this video and you were like talking about basketball so yeah what a cawinsadence

[EYVTeam]

@NotPridefull awesome! i use to be starter shooting guard for my travel team

[MsBENTHEKING]

Please Talk in The next Video about your favourite classes or weapons! Good video

[EYVTeam]

@MsBENTHEKING why tho, sounds boring, pp90m1, p90, mp7 = silencer and rapid fire, silencer and extended mags, sleight of hand, hardline, steady aim, acr, scar, gc36s, ak47 = extended mags and silencer, sleight of hand, hardline, marksman, striker, spas = extended mags damage

[flowerpowermanful]

Nonono, young Mr.! No university unless you still upload videos!

[EYVTeam]

@flowerpowermanful i might, iunno :(

[flowerpowermanful]

@EYVTeam You will! Otherwise i will burn your House down! With the Lemons!

[ilovetheflip]

Sarnia sting is a awesome team btw lol

[ilovetheflip]

Fat chicks are on Ethans dick like hot bitches on smarties :D

[EYVTeam]

@ilovetheflip theyre not fat! theyre chunky

[SwAgxGhosttt]

I love you Ethan . But you wont take me back . : (

[EYVTeam]

@SwAgxGhosttt my wife doesnt like my gay relationships

[Just4K1cks1]

I disliked becouse u wont get a ps3. >_<

[EYVTeam]

@Just4K1cks1 i dont like you anymore

[tomsnipz4100]

Hahahahaha made my day :)

[EYVTeam]

@tomsnipz4100 your welcome! ;p

[matthewDOTorg]

I love you.!