Let's Play Vampire:TMB - S19 P2 - Strip Club

[grindorblackout1986]

I kinda wanna bang Romero...and I`m a guy. He fights zombies, talks like elvis and I detect the distinct sound of Marlboro Reds and Jack Daniels in his voice...

Am I gay?

[grindorblackout1986]

"Knocked Up" the firearm skill...right after the prostitute scene

[dageezerboi]

@nexinomicon she is jeanette

[Sedines]

It's funny that if you sleep with Romero he later sends you an e-mail "breaking up" with you, trying to let you down gently. :p

Also if you're Malkavian when he hits on you you can gross him out by explaining how you use blood to make your vampire corpse sex-ready.

[wockynerd]

So if you're a male character, can you be gay all over the place if you want like you can as a female? 

[Sedines]

@wockynerd Only one male NPC in the game responds positively to those kinds of advances. There are no male blood dolls.

[athorist]

@wockynerd tvtropes says there's a patch for that

[Etherwinter]

First flight of stairs is 14. Second tiny flight is just 3. 17 in total.

[Charmcaser1]

and alice controls you

[Linaw11577]

Do the zombie quest, do the zombie questttttttttttttttttttt!!

[ThundeRMr89]

Ehh ehh awesome job you got there Romero, but for bloody guts Romero...ehh... you shouldn't shoot down goths ;o

[fireman24465]

first time i did it no problem

[lou5y]

Man, the name-dropping in this game... :P

[kamakazifruitbowl]

17 STEPS! I CALL SHENANIGANS!

[123akasuki]

romero gots the best job ever

[JayLPsShiz]

Hehe. Love the vid... zombie dude rocked (top comment on that sez it all, really), and Velvet? Well, part of me is saying "Ahh, what a well-written Toreador", while my hindbrain is just making "Alulalalalala" noises with its tongue. Filthy beast that it is.

[zayl777]

You do tend to have a thing for Hollywood. At least subconsciously, it seems...

[gamegod10104]

DOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

thums up if you want to see the zombies

[Thrall12396]

the first set of stairs has 14 steps but add the other 3 steps puts it at 17 SHE LIES

[DaRAnOiD]

funny thing was that in gta SA there was a hearse with the name romero

COINCIDENCE?? absolutely

[Mike0isabigdeal]

I bought this game on the Steam sale and played through it just because of Helloween's LP of it. This really is awesome.

[Liberykiller]

Do that damn zombie quest Helloween, shooting zombies can't be THAT not fun

[EdgeHead3913]

OH MY GOD ITS THE DOUBLE PERSONALITY LADY!!!!!! oh whoops my bad

[aurochtamer]

Anyone else notice that Romero eyed Femissaac up really quick when he said he liked them stacked? I think you were just insulted, Helloween

[ProgressiveBoink]

@aurochtamer Helloween is remarkably un-stacked. :C

[KuraiKijo]

Lies! It was 17 steps! 14 only gets you to the landing!

But with that kind of voice who cares if she can't count. Gods damn...

KuraiKijo

[frozencanadian]

:o Theres 14 steps on the first flight, but then 3 more after from the landing to Velvets room.... LIES I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

[Crowbar27AB]

England is the only country, where you can experience all four seasons in a space of 10 minutes.

Trust me... I know.

[Stroper]

Pfft....from what I've found, there are girls here that dress far sluttier than some of the prostitutes.

[lebutzki]

Just start calling the Bums, Hobo's Hey look, there's Hobo Jack! A lot better than sucking on Bums.

[hinata2006]

lol I saw the girl in the stripclub first thing I said: Shit she's malkavian XD

[esotericfilms]

hollywood undead...

[cjwKILLEDcool]

England = permanent shrinkage all year round

That's not just me right?

[Princesspeach2007]

Now I'm gonna take a quick cold shower and then I'll watch the next part lol

[xboxandpcuser]

Imagine if quick saving worked IRL...

Oh,the possibilities.

[RavnDream]

Sugarpuss.

[BloodfelX]

'just run your finger down my spine and crack me open to see what's inside.' WITH AN AXE!

[Raziel236]

UGH..COLD..SHOWER...OOHH!..

[w00tchocolate]

reeeeally want to se the difficult romero mission!

[SilverAliisza]

I love the ending of the vid

OKAY D8<

[PhoenixInLove]

Your dilemma while playing as a girl amuses me XD

[DarkcreationBox]

I bought this game on sale on Steam, and I can't play it sadly.. Something about not being enough memory. Anyone know how to fix this?

[Raziel236]

@DarkcreationBox Make more memory

[botkiller2k9]

@DarkcreationBox cant have more then 4 gigs of ram...other wise u gotta run it through a virtual console.

[DarkcreationBox]

@botkiller2k9 Dang.. Well thanks for the help.

[TheAntman2006]

@DarkcreationBox whats ur operating system?

[DarkcreationBox]

@TheAntman2006 I've got a Pavilion p6610f

4GB DDR3 system memory.

750gb hard drive..

ATI Radeon HD 4200

[TheAntman2006]

@DarkcreationBox download the unofficial 7.6b patch by wesp5

[DarkcreationBox]

@TheAntman2006 even after downloading the patch I still get the same error message.

[TheAntman2006]

@DarkcreationBox try making sure your running the game as administrator and in compatibility mode 

[akavich19]

Helloween, your talk about it being cold in the middle of summer has made me jelly as fuck. It's been over 100 for the past like, forty days here in Texas. The sun can eat a dick.

[itachi4492]

Okay, last video, I saw you say something good about a person named "Romero". I'm pleased to find that you were not referring to John Romero. *puts axe away* Carry on :D

[Chaosrain112]

OKUAY

*end*

[Jalathas]

What's her normal hair color?

[FPSannihilation]

dude i wanna see you do that zombie mission. just to see your rage

[MrYaotubo]

Oh misty how far far youve fallen from grace since you stopped being a actor in the pokemon series. Does ash still call you? Does psyduck stilla annoy you and give you a headache?

[daandriod]

Oh come on halloween!

We all want and expect to see you ravage some undead scum!

Please dont disappoint.

[XH1927]

The zombies aren't that hard as long as you remember to run to the other gate every now and then. First time I played through the game I was a Tory and I was firmly believing parts of the game were flat impossible without celerity, but when I played through as a Malkavian I discarded that belief in favor of the belief that the game actually scales some of the combat based on whether you have celerity or not...

[DarkWolfGamer]

Um girls have a part that can go up ;) Hint:Everyone loves them ;D

[KepiLayla]

Your firearm stat got 'knocked up' huh? And you said that after chillin with a prostitute? Nice.

[foist101]

ZOMBIE guy's name is ROMERO? Clever girl...

[khan3550]

nice reference to Cemetery Man

[alchron]

The strippers dancing was probably the funniest thing I have ever seen, and all that it was missing with gimp man and some slam dancing via early 90's grunge.

[MrPandawesome]

ZOOOOOOOOOOMBIES, do it.. :P

[ikarifiles]

I guess she did some growing up after Pokemon

[PopcornSalt13]

He's like Elvis, plus Ash from Evil Dead!

Hooray! This is the best character ever!

[fistofpain5]

@PopcornSalt13 wouldn't that just make him the Elvis from Bubba Ho Tep then?

[PopcornSalt13]

@fistofpain5 Can't believe I forgot about Bubba Ho Tep. You, Sir or Madam, win one free internet. Use it wisely.

[Zeroczar]

Where he got* the axe from i mean.

[Zeroczar]

I have not played this game but could anyone tell me where he could the axe from?

Did he buy it or did he just find it on the floor?

[technoskull]

Wont sleep with a couple dudes?

God youre such a cheeken mahrk CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP

[axertian]

@technoskull You are beautiful.

[HurriO4]

11:20 cave-like room with pool, lava-floor and couch.

SO FUCKING MUCH WANT!!!!

Dear Santa, ...

[BloodReaperZ]

I play Tremere, the zombie quest isn't that hard =D I want to see you do it.

[TheWonderfulWombat]

...the Vesuvius's owner has the exact same face as Jeanette. Laaaazy game design.

[CommanderZx2]

@TheWonderfulWombat She looks like the same because he is using a mod for VV. Normally she doesn't look like that.

[punkme69]

"crack me open" well your finger would be in the right area for that crack

[shellypork]

Do the stupid quest you dumb ass.... JK!! i love your vids but do the quest or we'll have some probs

[HurriO4]

4:55 man, that blonde with the red top is a pretty one

[ThePigKnight]

I'll say it for everyone: "Why didn't you name the set 'Titties McTit-Tits'?"

[gunttoo]

Romero

Zombie

...

HA!

[demonjack123]

@gunttoo LOL XD

[magnetchill]

"Hotness"

*dancers are standing over lava in the middle of a volcano*

i see what you did there helloween.....i think

[TinchyTinkerbell]

nice south park reference :P

[themanwiththepan]

Tzimisce - Zi-Meet-See

[chris11sholtz]

got your firearm skill "knocked up" did you? should have used a condom. 

[Edgewalker001]

Well, the prince is a pushover... That's why he keeps the sheriff around. =p

[Crowley9]

She has jiggle physics. I'd say that counts as being big enough.

[DonKain]

YELLOW! You should've used your BOSSy womanly charms.

[XlightassassenX]

Please don't do the Zombie quest... LONGEST 5mins of my life

[smada9711]

YES! Another set! Your the greatest Helloween!! :P